#literally candy to me

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

i love the batfam they’re so whumpable they’re so angsty and pathetic. they make me so sad all of the time and i love it, i wanna squeeze all the sadness out of them. i wanna hit them around like a piñata and see what sad pathetic things come out.

[myrkulitescourge]

the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

[themilfsland]

No one:

Literally no one:

The pose:

😶.

<))>

_| \_

[show-tunes]

Genuine question what version of this guy do you think is more of a hear me out

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

ahem. dear Sally,

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

[m-does-things]

A Crown of Candy ep 6 / The Ravening War ep 6

Zac Oyama PCs + telling people to shut up while helping them before their potential deaths

[tautozhone]

never will there be a better genre of media than “you can only get anything close to a fresh impression of this once when you first encounter it because knowing what happens next gives you entirely new understanding of what happened before”

like anything that you need an actual mind wipe to enjoy the same way as you did the first time. for it to be just as emotionally devastating. for every twist and turn to make you feel the same.

[elissastillstands]

If they were right, Nonagesimus, how much more can we take until you and me achieve omniscience? (from Harrow the Ninth, Chapter 51)

What can I say, the space fantasy Catholicism and Oresteia allusions have bewitched me (to say nothing of Harrowhark).

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

"The fumes make me dizzy, and I overshare. ...Please don't print that."

[glitteringstardust]

🍫 🍫 🍫 | 🤎 🤎 🤎 | 🍫 🍫 🍫

halloween chocolate stimboard

-inspired by @heartnosekid's stimtober day 21: your favorite halloween candy or candies! my number one favorite candy is reese's cups, but i really just love chocolate of all kinds!

[pigeon-scratches]

shoutout to @king-candybug-backup for giving me some great drawing ideas

[trans-leek-cookie]

burrows end is the spiritual sequel to a crown of candy

Evidence:

Party is primarily family

Barbarian Parent

Twins who include a rogue

The rogue twin's first spell is Fog Cloud

There is a moment where the younger twin (played by Siobhan) almost Dies

The first to actually die is the oldest party member, who's body cannot be retrieved

The pope is there

[elfkissing]

[ID in alt text]

He talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you were young

[lostl1sbons1ster]

pink and blue

[feroluce]

Had the cutest realization last night- so there's a saying we have in English meaning to get something done by any means necessary. It specifically includes dishonest methods, such as violence or lying. So when you're willing to resort to that kind of thing to achieve your goals, you say you're going to do something

"by hook or by crook"

[afoxysunny]

You thought I'm done just bc I drew an animal for all six Calorum kingdoms? Fear not! For I had so much fun that I couldn't just stop.

This time we're starting off in Candia

Want some more candy?