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maybejj · 3 months ago

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guess who got some inspiration for criminal love while chilling on the balcony of their hotel i can’t help myself we’re about to start getting to the fun parts

#literally can’t help myself #when i tell you i have so much planned for this story #yall are not ready #ashley talks|<3|

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transthatmasc · 1 year ago

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Thinking about the line “Do it doggy style so we can both watch x files” from the sex song The Bad Touch and DeanCas cause ofc

Dean proposing that they have sex while they’re on the couch watching X Files and Cas agrees but goes to turn the tv off and Dean’s like, nah just fuck me from behind and we can keep watching. Cas giving Dean the ‘humans baffle me’ look. Dean retorting with “Look, I know it doesn’t make sense to you cause you have literally all the time in the world but I’ve only got another 40 years in me at best. Not enough time to get all the serial tv shows and carnal pleasure in that I have on my agenda. Besides, I might get dementia and not be able to understand X files if I wait and I know for a fact that my joints are not getting any younger. Now line up lover boy, Scully’s about to see something science can’t explain.”

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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Gregory and Glamrock Freddy’s dynamic in FNAF

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf gregory #glamrock freddy #security breach #listen you knew I’d have to draw this joke out myself #it was bound to happen #but this is literally how Gregory and Glamrock Freddy are like #Freddy goes through like 5 life changing moments throughout the game #and Gregory is like genuinely being a menace the whole time #he’s just a lil guy so he can’t help it #but it’s such a funny contrast

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cutietrait · 7 months ago

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5502 Foundry Rd., home to June B. Jameson, affectionately known as “Junie” or “JJ” to her friends and loved ones. She’s an eclectic whirlwind of a girl, always quick with a joke and a perpetual smile glinting behind her eyes. 🪲

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yeagrave · 1 year ago

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night at the museum!AU bc I can :]

[ bonus sketches below the cut🫶✨ ]

#ignore my terrible handwriting lol #this is purely self indulgent #I literally said to myself that I should draw them in their canon universe and I just haven’t lol #I can’t help it!#they’re like my little dress up dolls😭#hangster #sereshaw #my art #tgm #bradley ‘rooster’ bradshaw #jake ‘hangman’ seresin #dagger squad #natasha phoenix trace #javy coyote machado

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keferon · 9 months ago

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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*

Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.

You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah

I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender

…..I made the moodboard….

#chapter 37 #of 120 or something #I must be like 90k words in haha #large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha #I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life #it’s just my preference #seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong #the concept itself drives me off #like. Strongly #But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy #it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess #it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed #So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol #just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable #also #the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out #it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic #it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s #the beginning got me struggling and skipping #but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule #oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously #your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone #huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate #he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery

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caughtkuru · 21 days ago

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the amount of people saying mickey 17 and similar films are ass because it’s “torture porn” is insane to me. like dawg how do you miss the point that bad.

#usually i would put something here about not meaning this as rude but like idgaf at this point #literally the WHOLE POINT is that his job is grueling and unethical #have you never heard of a commentary #i see this take way too much and it pisses me off every time i can’t help myself #“ewww violence for the sake of violence makes me uncomfortable 🥺🥺“ GOOD. YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE BAD.#like i dunno maybe i’m biased as Number One Violent Media Enjoyer #but i think people need to come to terms with the fact that to say violence is bad in media sometimes you need to directly show violence #not to mention when you deal with issues like that you’re going to want to see them represented whether it’s metaphorical or not #yapsesh over sorry y’all I need to froth at the mouth.#mickey 17

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bitchslapblastoids · 8 months ago

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Help they’re making fun of us on twitter for caring about dnp sharing a bed guys did you know it’s so weird to think two men crammed into a tiny bed together for months on end who went to great theatric lengths to hide it and also exist in the context of all in which they live and came before them means they probably also fuck

“Wattpad ruined this generation” fuck offffff with the joylessness

“can’t two guys sleep together without people fujoshing out” DO YOU KNOW WHAT FANDOM YOURE IN??? WAKE UP.

#why is my twitter even showing me this I don’t follow any phan accounts and these aren’t even circulating widely #I know I’m being literally just as immature if not more so by posting this #sorry #really I am I can’t help myself #I failed my no spoilers rule in 24 hrs I cannot resist posting what I Want to Post #dan and phil #titspoilers #phandom

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andi-o-geyser · 7 months ago

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why is scanlan’s mansion in the fucking backrooms. what truman-show-esque fake minecraft sky is this shit

#help literally why does the moon look like that #it looks like they’re in an indoor water park i can’t get over this #USJ aaa magical mansion #i’m sorry. i’ve been rewatching mha i’ll see myself out #critical role #tlovm #tlovm spoilers #vox machina #the legend of vox machina #legend of vox machina #lovm #tlovm season 3 #cr1 #cr spoilers #scanlan shorthalt

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skyhawkstragedy · 8 months ago

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#bb26 #bb26 quinn #I literally can’t help myself I’m obsessed

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i-really-like-phrogs · 10 months ago

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When someone else’s art is so good you physically can’t look at it because of artistic jealousy

#Y’all do this to me on a daily basis I swear #I literally can’t follow some people because their stuff is so good it breaks my heart #I think the art world has a lot of envy and competitiveness that no one really talks about #Sure we’re all for self expression but so many of us are so used to being “the art kid” that anyone else taking or sharing that spot feels #like losing a peice of your identity.#I’ve had some artist friends who dealt with their jealousy by tearing others down or justifying their art by going #”Well you’re bad at ____ but I’m better at ____”#Or they would give unsolicited critique that was more like gently worded criticism than friendly advice to help someone reach their goals #And because of those experiences… I never want to become that person #I definitely get the surges of jealousy… But I very much try to remind myself that fellow artists are my friends-not my rivals #The people I feel the most envy for are often the people I hype up the most #And beyond that- nobody in the art community is trying to gatekeep information from you.#If you want to learn skills from other people- don’t hesitate to ask them. Most artists happily spill their brains for you in a conversatio #(Foolish artist… they don’t even know how many brain juices of theirs I’m absorbing-MWAHAHAHA)#(I’m gonna come come back stronger as an artist… And then I can learn and grow EVEN MORE BWAHAHAHA)#So anyway… Jealousy is a valid and very real thing… but what you choose to do about it can either hinder or help you.#That’s all folks #art meme #art

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itspileofgoodthings · 5 months ago

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had a very nice realization about peace, especially spiritual peace, the other day. (Been brewing for a while.) and it’s just: peace is for the non-peaceful.

#very obvious of course #but it’s just—-#it’s hard to explain how messy I feel all the time #in all areas of my life #what a grubby little gremlin I feel I am #with my unfinished projects and my half-done things and my unsorted through internal life #and my room that needs vacuuming and my bathroom that needs dusting and the text messages that need answering #and the relationships that I feel need attention or fixing or solving #and tbh counseling has been helpful simply because my counselor is just like ‘girl if you don’t chill’#(kind)#like. she’d just like you’re doing FINE #everyone doesn’t have the dishes finished or everything in order at all times #so I’ve been able to kind of see the ridiculously high expectations for myself I just walk around with #and/or just the pressure I feel to have everything DONE #but even all of that aside it has just been dawning on me that—I can have peace in those contexts #not only once everything is ‘sorted’#because it’s not that I don’t think I deserve it or whatever! that’s not exactly the issue #it’s just literally my brain is like ‘peace is for people who have their shit together’#‘and that isn’t you’#and it just !!!!! isn’t true!!!!!!!!#even if I were as grubby as I think I am (and sometimes I think I AM)#it doesn’t matter. you can still know peace. God still loves me #in the middle of the mess #my WORST states have been when I felt like I had to get myself spiritually in order before God could come #sort of dusted and vacuumed metaphorically speaking I mean #and of course there is work to do #but that happens only with God and because of God and IN God #so I don’t have to wait #can’t explain how often I have heard people talk about peace and been like #‘not for me though’ but it actually IS lol. it I s. beCAUSE I am grubby!!!!!!!!

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tamakey · 1 month ago

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#this has to have already been done before but I just couldn’t help myself and I can’t check the tag bc I’m afraid of spoilers #erha #2ha #the husky and his white cat shizun #I literally think about this meme anytime xue meng starts having his ‘suspicions’ I love him so much

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designernishiki · 2 years ago

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it’s kinda funny to me how that dumb scene in kiwami 1 of majima getting shot and left for dead in the harbor was basically just added as a half-assed way to explain majima not being around for a bit of the plot, but they accidentally(?) just made it seem like start of a chain reaction where majima ended up feeling slighted and heartbroken after being abandoned like that and then lashed out about it via smashing a big truck into the building kiryu was in. and yeah that isn’t inherently a romantic thing as-is but then they go and add the part where majima grabs a hostess and performatively hits on her as in-kiryu’s-face as possible, she says she’s already in love with someone, and majima lets her go immediately, no questions asked, making a big fucking point of it just to say see THAT kiryu? I appreciate when people are HONEST about their FEELINGS. people who won’t just BACKSTAB someone who CARES about them to save themselves. is that so crazy kiryu?? huh??? anyway make it up to me get down here and fight me right fucking now

#I think on another level he was sorta saying like ‘hey kiryu. you’re making it extremely clear that you don’t trust me and my intentions #and I’ve been trying to show you- over and over again- that I’d do just about anything for you and your safety #but I can’t just let my mask fall off in front of everyone- I need to keep up the unpredictable morally grey wildcard act for both my sake #AND yours. because disguising my helping you as crazy random violent outbursts and weird stalker behavior #is the only way I CAN help you. do you think it would go over well with shimano or literally anyone else if I was outright helping you out #of the kindness of my heart and fondness for you? stop being so fucking dense and look past the crazy wacky nonsense for a second and #maybe you’ll realize that all I do at the end of the day- really- is help you and put my own life and reputation on the line for you.#I am an honest guy when it comes to my real values and when I told you I wouldn’t let anyone kill you unelss it was myself- I meant it.#I’ve taken a knife and a bullet for you now. can you REALLY not see through the act yet? am I REALLY that unpredictable when you think about #it?’#that was a longer explanation than i intended but. it was difficult to put into words #I basically feel like it could be read as him implying kiryu shouldn’t backstab the people who put themselves on the line to help him #and/or pointing out that he’s never actually done kiryu dirty and has stuck to his word protecting him in the ways he can #trying to say yeah all this is a crazy act and all but when it comes down to it you Can trust me #it really makes sense when you think about it that he’d have to help kiryu/show affection towards kiryu in unpredictable convoluted ways #at that point in time because. I mean. there’s a reason he was the only person who showed up to welcome kiryu when he got out of prison #and that’s because A) he sticks to his word and his loyalty to people he cares about and B) no one else had the balls or the batshit insane #mask to wear to ward off anyone asking real questions like majima did. because ANYONE associating themselves with the supposed #patriarch-killer was a HUGE NO-NO at the time. someone important showing up for kiryu and welcoming him back outright could’ve caused #all-out warfare probably. except majima. because majima was dedicated and smart enough to use his widely-feared wildcard persona #(that everyone tended to view as incapable of having any Real agenda to worry about) to his And kiryu’s advantage #does that make sense??? I feel like it makes a lot of sense if you get it to click in your head #kazumaji #majima #kiryu #yakuza #kiwami 1 #yk1 #rambling

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lunarsolar1 · 9 months ago

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Someone please write fan fiction and make a better ending for season 4 :) like I’m begging yall, please redeem whatever the f*ck was that!!!!

It needs redemption IMMEDIATELY, like this cannot be the finale. I’m in DENIAL, I refuse to believe it ended like that, NO! :) someone needs to make it better clearly they failed

I would do it but my writing skills are horrible, unless someone wants to cowrite with me (if you have more better writing skills than me cause mine sucks) cause I have so much ideas for a good season 4 finale so if anyone wants to help me out please dm me (or comment)! Cause I really want to write a better season 4, this deserves justice 😞✊🤧

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riding-the-cyclone · 3 months ago

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Just turned in my audition for Jane Doe. Trying not to lose my head haha

(I’m going to throw up I’m so nervous)

#ride the cyclone #musical auditions #literally going to sob #I’m so scared #this means so much to me #I’m clutching my headless doll and trying not to cry #fuck dude the show is in May #it’ll be forever before they tell me if I’m even considered #I haven’t been able to watch RtC because the combination between excited happiness and the inferiority I feel towards myself makes me sick #I learned about this like June 2024 #this is a cry for help #please disregard #i’m a mess #Guys I. It’s 4 in the morning and I can’t sleep because anxiety is thrumming through my veins #I want someone to let me lean my head on their shoulder (cough cough ricky potts)#way too many tags #jane doe #haha hooray a normal tag #trying out for a character centered around luck is ironic for me #would probably be better off auditioning for Spider-Man

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