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i’ve been off work for 2 weeks because i had covid and now i have to go back i don’t WANNA 😭😭😭
#literally almost died#but enjoyed the time off so much#i miss being home more than anything#ugh i hate being an adult
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I know my mum did not js shame me into admitting I was reading mcr rpf...
#it was on wattpad an it was rlly funny okay#an i left my phone unlocked (face down but unlocked)#an ig my STUPID BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!! checked it (bc he was gonna steal it lil shit)#an went thru 2 MY MUM an was like wow deadname u read sum interesting fanfic....#an THEN like HRS l8r#my mum shouts me down being like#heyyy#so who was the fanfic abt#LITERALLY ALMOST DIED#SHE KEPT ASKING AFTER I WAS LIKE NO I DONT WANNA TELL U BRUH#THREATENED 2 TAKE AWAY MY FONE???#SAID I MUST JS H8 HER AN NO TRUST HER???#like WHATT#srry i think its a lil embarrassing 2 tell my own mother i was reading frikey vamp wattpad fanfic ????? omg#she wonders y i dont tell her anythin bruh#u did not need 2 keep askin after like the 1st 10 no i dont wanna sayyy#IT WASNT EVEN GUD FANFIC BRUHHH💔💔#it wss written in like 2015 and made 0 sense broo wasnt even worth u pushin meeeeee#soo#this was my sunday afternoon#im never speaking 2 any1 ever again#but ig it culdda been worse#coz my mum @least doesnae ken who mcr ..r#he couldda found the beatles yaoi ive read#oh.........ok mayb it wasnt sooo bad...#mcr#rivers rambles <3
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fyi: don’t smoke weed while on clonidine or methylphenidate :,)
#literally almost died#was so embarrassing cuz i didn’t so i just woke up in the hospital like well fuck#actually mentally ill#bpd shitposting#bpd blog#shitposting#but also not#being 100% sincere#DO NOT DO IT#i learned the hard way 💀
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I, at 27, just found out I’m severely allergic to honeybees :(
it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore
#literally almost died#it was hurt so I tried to help it#it betrayed me :(#now I get a lifetime supply of epipens#and anxiety…
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That’s so damned sweet
#like we’re literally in a crisis spock almost died but he still remembered to recline the chair for jim and let him sleep#so normal about them#star trek tos#spock#jim kirk#star trek novels#sondra marshak#myrna culbreath#the fate of the phoenix
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my life a movie (PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR)
#when i die imma go to adhd heaven 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#★ my art#art#dandys world#dandy’s world#dandys world astro#dandys world goob#dandys world toodles#dandys world oc#★ arin rambles#Literally ive only gotten twisted astro 2 times in my life and both of them ended in tragedy#the first one was a blackout So i died (i suck at blackouts) i didnt even see him i almost cried#the second one……. Well…. i was in a game w my bestie and some random rodger#and he goes in chat#‘its astro. be careful on that machine’ BOY I READ THAT MESSAGE IN CHAT AND FUMBLED SO BAD#I MESSED UP THE CALLIBRATION AND SHRIMPO FOUND ME. I GOT BODIED. JUMPED. ATTACKED.#I DIDNT EVEN GET TO LOOK AT HIMMMMMM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#my bestie let me spectate her getting chased by him so i was in adhd heaven but Man i was so mad.#i fumbled so hard im so embarrassing i was SO HAPPY when i saw it was astro I COULDNT FOCUS ON ANYTHIGN#i always add goob Somwhere in my doodles#Hi Goob !!!!!!!!
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Robotnik wearing Stone's shirt for the entire movie is.....certainly something.
#sonic movie#sonic movie 3#sonic 3#stobotnik#dr. robotnik#also Robotnik's outfit is either damaged at some point#or he's literally wearing the same coat he had when he almost died
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THE WAY I FUCKING SPIT MY DRINK-
You see I wouldn't have survived the shameless universe because I would have simply said "Mickey Milkovich I know what u are🤨" and then I would have gotten shot
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but if he knows that you know that you know that he knows that he knows that you know that you
#pinescone#over the garden wall#gravity falls#otgw#my art#so this idea is stuck in my head#mabel is stuck in the unknown (maybe she almost died and is in a coma idk) and dipper makes a deal with bill to reach her and help her out#/this will have consequences/#and so he is wandering around when he bumps into beast!wirt#and somehow neither the beast nor bill recognize e/o they just know this other kid kinda weird#kinda sus kinda We-Need-To-Kill-Him-Piney/GET-HIM-OUT-WIRT#anyways since im making both the beast and bill are backseating dipper sees a chance to find mabel#meanwhile wirt is numb enough to just#idc ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just dont get in my way#but dipper´s story kinda resonates with him so he tries to help him out#and they have shenaningans idk i just think itd be hilarious for both of them to be constantly on their heads fighthing their own demons#literally#without knowing they’re both posessed lmao#also idk they crush on each other and get a whole mutual pining arc bc bill and the beast dealing with teenage feelings is just funny to me
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Shoutout to the time in the last olympian where Nico takes Percy Jackson on the worst date of all time is convinced he’s doing a great job and then fucks it up so bad that Percy very nearly almost murders him.
#pjo#hoo#nico di angelo#percy jackson#the last olympian#fanart#i am convinced nico literally just did not think percy would be that mad#he thought they were having a great time and that percy would just get mildly annoyed with him for almost sacrificing him to the devil#guys hes literally neurodivergent and a minor#pernico#cw cursing#my art
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i forgor
#hylics#dracula#my art#everyone is bugs except 4 wejn and gibbu (they were also bugs but are too OP and just cocoon into rock people). and except for dracula -#- (just bones). i think dracu is the same species (BONE) as som's helmet#maybe bone people have a tendency to attach. which is why som is literally almost one with her helm#and why dracula is gonna spend his life getting roundhouse kicked in the head by gibbu for no reason#and not say anyhting.#until he dies.#dracula is huffing extreme Copium#GIBBU AND DRACULA CUTE AS SHIT BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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forced to once again remember how shadow is laughing when he says "i think i figured out what the ultimate lifeform is! it might be you!"
#speaking#he says this while literally actively dying in space losing energy enough that he isn't too prideful to say straight up#that he can't last very long like this while sonic's almost every voice line has some variant of 'shadow you okay?!?!'#he just fucking. laughs. i can only imagine it's that tired exhausted manic state that makes him go 'haha ... sonic!!!'#insane to me. like . jesus christ dude. what the fuck.#i was gonna say this is an unhinged reaction to reframing your entire life and purpose but at the same time i guess he already did that#smth smth 'i have to keep my promise to maria ... and you' (dies) (im talking about myself but him too he dies too)
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Edwin definitely uses the fact that three people like him to get things done around the place:
Edwin: Oh no, I spilled something, if only my favorite boyfriend was here to help me
Cat King, Monty, Charles *appear and start fighting over who gets to clean the spill*
Edwin, flipping on a pair of sunglasses: Now now, boys, there's many spills to go around
Edwin *knocks over a teacup with grin on his face*
#its so out of character for edwin which is why i find it so funny#but the others will literally fight over who the better boyfriend is#cat king almost died a few times#i mean he died once but then regenerated becahse you know 9 lives#monty is surprisingly good at teaming up with charles and killing cat king but edwin told them to stop after ck died twice from that#edwin and his three boyfriends#edwin payne#monty the crow#cat king#the cat king#charles rowland#payneland#catwin#montwin#monty#edwin x monty#edwin x charles#edwin x the cat king#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency#i think im funny
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Pose studies & doodles..
#literally all vashwood & Trigun related EXCEPT FOR ONE SINGULAR DANTE THERE IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT#hey also the little kissie behind vashs ear in the second one. I forgor that thats like. A judas/jesus thing. Genuinely#Remembered it much to my horror at WORK and almost DIED#I swear on my life it wasnt on purpose I'm just so ingrained w religious trauma & symbolism 😚✌#If you can read my little notes everywhere. Yeah ✌#Trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#nicholas d wolfwood#HES NICOLAS.. TO ME..#the humanoid typhoon#trigun maximum#trigun 98#trigun wolfwood#trigun vash#trimax#trigun 1998#tristamp#trigun stampede#vash#wolfwood#vashie & el woowoo#vashwood#Their love language is being annoying and not understanding the concept of personal space#these r older... maybe a couple weeks old methinks
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The disrespect that better call saul has received over the years is actually iconic at this point like wow their eternally empty handed slayyy 💅🏽
#bob literally almost died and came back to life to finish the show and the Emmy’s said okayyy anddd 😭😭😂#better call saul
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This is the only thing I'm going to say about the election until it's over:
Anyone who did not vote for Harris or who attempted to dissuade people from voting for Harris, you are indirectly responsible for whatever shit Donald Trump does if he gets elected. That blood is primarily on his hands, yes. But it is also on yours. I hope you can live with that because I sure as hell wouldn't be able to.
#'but gaza' trump wants TO OBLITERATE THEM. HE LITERALLY WANTS THERE TO BE NOTHING LEFT OF GAZA AT ALL. WHY DO YOU THINK#I DON'T WANT HIM IN POWER?????#yeah I said I wouldn't election post I lied sorry.#I know most of you don't actually care what happens to american citizens because we're all Violent Hypocrites who should kill ourselves#and somehow every single civilian is responsible for the actions of a military and government that comparatively few of us are actually par#of but FUCKING HELL. You don't care about THE PEOPLE OF GAZA??? Because that's what you're telling me if you're in favor of#doing anything OTHER than the most likely path to get trump out of politics. which is voting for the candidate DIRECTLY OPPOSING HIM.#the thing about america being an empire that needs to die. is that before it dies. it is still affecting the rest of the world.#I can't make you care about me and my loved ones. but I am IMPLORING you to have some fucking compassion for all the people#who are going to be DEEPLY negatively affected elsewhere if trump gets into power.#THEIR HARM. THEIR DEATHS. ARE ON /YOU/ IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO FACILITATE TRUMP'S VICTORY IF THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.#I don't believe most of you actually have any amount of the sympathy and compassion for others you claim to have.#I don't think any of the causes you throw yourself behind are actually meaningful to you. I don't think any of this is based on a#genuine desire to build a better world. I think you just want your Internet friends to think you are a Good Person.#if I see anyone. ANYONE. acting like a trump presidency is what we 'deserve'. or that it's necessary to 'teach [xyz] a lesson'#I am NEVER speaking to you again I don't care how long I've known you.#us politics#I am a disabled queer woman. almost everybody I love is also disabled and queer. you think we're acceptable collateral damage fine.#but don't cry that I'm being a bitch if I say that that makes me not trust you and not want to have anything to do with you.
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