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I love these photos so much because:
It either implies jet is REALLY, ABSURDLY tall, or Sokka’s just short. You see the way jets craning his NECK to look down? AND he’s partially hunched over.
#got jet hunchback#Sokka DONT let this man intimidate you#punch his stomach#and then jet basically kidnapped him later#stop harassing short people#jets hovering over him like a harbinger of doom#don’t let the tall wheat eating guy scare you Sokka#it’s not worth it#don’t look at those damn country boys no more#literally a head taller than him#Sokka#atla sokka#sokka atla#avatar the last airbender#jet atla#jet#jet and Sokka#Atla#Sokka and Jet
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someone said astel and ollie could do jessie and james and honestly? I see it
#vtuber#holostars#hololive#holoid#astel leda#kureiji ollie#this is just me drawing whatever I want at this point LMFAO#should specify I see astel and ollie as siblings btw#they literally call each other that so don't be weird on my post#I'm saying this to people that will never see these tags#but still. this fandom (head in hands)#ok but it's insanely funny to me that ollie is taller than him#PERPETUAL SHORT KING ASTEL
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jsut got the clearest mental image of early on in the situationship where porter is having a completely normal one about being off with jace and he's at a gay bar because he's going to fuck someone goddamn it if stardiamond isn't going to pay attention to him he's still going to get off.
but he sees jace there with some dude that's nearly 7 foot tall and porter is so normal about it. he definitely doesn't get his crystal out and text jace
what are you doing
and he definitely doesn't punch a wall when jace texts back
grading papers
he definitely doesn't watch jace flirt with this guy and ignore anyone who is trying to pick him up. he definitely doesn't keep texting jace things like
wanna come over after you're done?
want me to come over?
and definitely doesn't feel absolutely vindicated when after about half an hour of jace getting free drinks from this guy where jace is like
yea. fine. i'll be there in twenty.
before realizing he is gonna have to drive 70 in a 45 zone to make it back home before jace gets there
#.txt#i think i hauve covid#starbreaker#obligatory#porter is a creep tag#also i'm crying the fact that porter is 6'6'' in canon#because i literally make all my characters TALLER THAN THAT#salem is taller than him by exactly an inch#kore is like 7'1'' in my head#porter you're kinda babygirl compared to my boys want to get-#nevermind
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the cast of AIRHEADS (1994) behind the scenes with white zombie for the recording of the song ‘degenerated’.
#brendan fraser#90s#90s films#behind the scenes#airheads#adam sandler#steve buscemi#rob zombie#white zombie#why is brendan literally a head taller than everyone else while SLOUCHING#im so sick of him i love him so bad#my edit
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Look, I’m just saying that I think Crick Wellsley and Rondo Ravus would get along really well.
This one’s been sitting in my drafts for a while oops but I finally drew those first two “panels”
#Just a heads up if you Google literally any of these characters you will be bombarded with spoilers so stay safe out there please#I always forget how tall Rondo is and then I draw him and it hits me like a truck#He's like a whole head taller than Sazantos according to the official art so I actually drew him kind of short on accident#ZootaDoodles#Octopath#Octopath 2#Octopath II#Octopath Traveler#Octopath Traveler 2#Octopath Traveler II#Octopath CotC#Octopath Traveler CotC#Crick Wellsley#Rondo Ravus#Temenos Mistral#Sazantos#Sazantos the Flameguard#I feel like Temenos would be the only person that could make Sazantos feel uneasy because that man is way too composed for his own good#I'm still getting used to drawing most of these characters but I'll be comfortable doodling them eventually the way I am with Rondo
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#‘she’s like 2 inches taller than him’ no she’s 4 times his size (i manifest my own reality)#devastated by the remake shrinking the protagonist#rock’s unbridled confidence is complimented by pony literally looking down at him whenever he speaks to her#donkey/dragon coded relationship#energetic confident little guy smitten with crass hunky rough and tumble delinquent. they’re both deranged#she is four times his size (in my head) neither can resist the call to do stupid and illegal shit impulsively#bokumono#hm anwl#rock (awl)#harvest moon another wonderful life#hm awl#harvest moon a wonderful life#story of seasons#story of seasons a wonderful life#sos awl#rock tumbling (sos)
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN HENRY WU IS ONLY 5'5 NO WONDER HE'S GOT SUCH AN EGO
#i'm just rambling#dr. henry wu#Why'd they make him so tall in Camp Cretaceous. What kind of lifts does he got on his shoes to make him taller than everyone???#I can literally rest my head on top of his it's hilarious.#This is based on his actor's height#God I have such a bad headache rn#Oh my god how tall is Eddie then uuuuhhh
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Pokemon AU Rival Moe calls Alfonse "A Fucking Loser" after he wins and then it either gives him some potions or straight up heals his whole party. Moe wins against Sharena and apologises so sincerely OR Sharena wins and Moe enthusiatically congratulates her and hypes her up without a hint of animosity. Moe wins against Alfonse and truly does not know what to do w that information, this is unprecedented, until Alfonse ever the good sport hits it with the "You fought well ☺️" and Moe malfunctions and explodes
#moe tag#moe's status as an asshole rival or friend barely even rival is entirely dependent on if you're alfonse or sharena.#moefonse dynamic is always so funny to me like. despite knowing better moe really can't help but both idolize and resent him.#meanwhile i think alfonse can sniff this out right away and acts accordingly. entirely depending on what his goals are here.#which are. subject to change. depending on the mood of the day.#HELP WAIT. THE. i'm so sleepy but the. 'can't help but idolize/resent him' IT LITERALLY HAS A MIMIKYU........ COME ON.#mimikyu you are so famous... to me.#i need to sleep so bad but like. the sillies..... in my brain......#another thing that is so fun in my head though is moe being this pint sized freak of a thing#and alfonse being the normalest guy in the world NOTICABLY taller and more built than it#and he just. lets moe harass him and bully him and push him around. this is enrichment for him i think.#i think the key here is moe is never actually meanspirited and alfonse oculd break it in half.#adn fhey're... best friends...... just like really bad at it.#moe lore
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I still get scared when i remember kiryu is canonically quite lean and not a fatty at all
#Yakuza loveblog#i really think hes a little tubby and a little shorter#stop making japanese characters taller than 180 ....#you can pick one guy in your series to make that height but not more than tao#two#like there should be a ratio of guys over that height to guys who are normal (160-175 range)#and i say this a lot but i like the idea of kiryu simply being a guy who can dominate the room by presence alone#like he shouldnt be a huge guy he should be above average but being six feet is literally (thinks of a social justice buzzword) whitewashing#fucking haruka is taller than me thats not why im mad i just think that nobody looks at the average height of a country before making their#characters. wait im going to boot up y5 again and see harukas height in comparison to the rest of the people because kiryus always like a#head taller than everyone and while its funny to see him towering over date i think its wrong for him to do that#if anyone tries to argue with me im going to your house and killing myself#sorry i dont feel that strongly about this actually wait i am trying to downplay it im freaking out right now#okay between then and now im okay now but it still makes me so sad
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here's a little line up of the boys and their height ( + harris ). harley short king ftw
#richard's genes gave his height to his eldest and youngest and left nothing for the two in between lmao#harley is probs very pissed that his little brother is literally a head taller than him sdkjghsdjkh
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shaved my legs so I'm a different person now
#I was impressed that my dinky armpit-hair razor actually held up to the furred terrain it was dealing with#we've had water shortages 3 years in a row so the legs just weren't a priority. this might be the first time in a year or so#exciting stuff lol#also today I got crowded into a corner in the metro by a guy who was in the ladies carriage (?)#he was a good two heads taller than me. no mean feat. and stunningly well-proportioned#like a Greek statue tbh. just someone god took his sweet sweet time on y'know?#but like we're in *ran and he wasn't even supposed to be in the ladies carriage let alone literally squashing me into the wall#so I escaped under his arm#and got my first set of non-ooh-look-an-Asian-tourist looks from the other women in the carriage#the looks ranged from /poor helpless you what the hell was he doing/ to /goddamn girl you want to get away from THAT?/#yes ma'am I'm practising to be a monk you see. and also I'm not interested in getting arrested on my morning commute.#and t h e n (adding to the confusion we all had about him) he wedged himself into a newly vacated seat in between two chadori women#and got out a crochet hook and headphones#clarifying: no room to move either of his arms where he'd chosen to sit (also he's! not allowed to sit there!). barely room to BREATHE.#and this man really goes no no the commute needs Enrichment. sat there crocheting.#two things: he was diverting attention away from me which I always appreciate bc I'm tired of getting stared at everywhere#and: am I in love with no-social-cues Adonis who I'll never see again? Have I just been away from people my age too long? wth#thought
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it's so bizarre to me that hi is certainly taller than tory. like, doing the math from context clues, he's reasonably tall. i don't know why that feels weird. like objectively i've known this for ages but i just always subconsciously picture him about tory's height
#max rants about virals#if you care about the math here's my line of thinking#we only have one concrete height ever: tory is 5'5 when she's 14#that's pretty tall for a 14 year old girl. ben is ALWAYS tall. he's probably 5'10 at 16 and might hit 6 feet or so by terminal or spike#i imagine tory gets no taller than 5'7 by the time she's 16. that would be the logical pattern and she doesn't comment on getting any talle#shelton is just a little guy. like not THAT little but i'm estimating 5'5/5'6#he's short but not unusually short and i could see him having a rapid growth spurt at some point. anyway in swipe he makes a comment#about ben being twice his size (not literally obviously but it's a good indication of their relative heights)#but hi isn't too far off. from ben. who is tall. which means hi is tall. i don't know why that's so hard to wrap my head around#i would say at that point he's at least 5'8#BUT he doesn't ever get any taller than 5'9. that's not math it's just my guess#when they're adults i think ben will be 6'1 tory will be 5'8 or 5'9 hi will be 5'9 and shelton will be 5'10#i'm really banking on shelton having that growth spurt#……i say will as if they're not all entering their thirties#SHELTON WILL BE THIRTY THIS YEAR.#i don't like it here (the passage of time)
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Whoever made that edit of Raphael with salt and pepper hair: I can't get it out of my head so I will be implementing it in this illustration I'm working on
Fun own lore fact: *part* of Raph's attraction for Azarel comes from her having some personality traits similar to his. Other than being a lvl. 20 Paladin captain before he tricked her into signing his contract. Back to lvl. 1 you go In the story (pre-BG3) her downfall is brought by her own arrogance. Now who else thinks that he will be able to rule the Hells after getting a certain crown...
And yes, they sing together.
Update:
The death stare she gives him while he kisses her 👀 This illustration is based on a song I've been listening on repeat non stop in the past days.
"Come, my love Rule with me for eternity Drown all dreams so mercilessly And leave their souls to me" *** "Wild and strong you can't be contained Never bound nor ever chained Wounds you caused will never mend And you will never end"
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#wip#Azarel The Hell-touched#i have so many headcanons for these two dum dums#Azarel is basically the knight in sour armor / tragic hero trope#maybe with a mix of Colonel Kilgore when it comes fighting demons...#Raphael pls not you literally wanting the holy knight???#he 100% asks her to roleplay as the proud devil slayer paladin in the boudoir...#she refuses to call him her husband. He calls her his spouse#hes like AT LEAST 2 heads taller than her in cambion form and she's still the top...
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girl the what ttt
the narines bj ask. duh
#context here is that I think a bit before I got tals and juno into tbos?#I had forgotten that nate is a tall character and hella was making fun of me for it she was like “nate is literally taller than drako”#so then I sent her an ask like “I need to know if nate is taller than rin too”#and in the replies gloomy was like “it's not like it matters nate will make him shorter either way”#which started hella and gloomy having a whole convo in there#just devolving into “ooh the implications the king on his knees we're talking about bjs right?”#which. fun#and then the other day I was thinking about it again and I was like rin literally has appearances to be keeping up#he's not going to like. AGREEABLY go down on his knees#so then I went to go send hella that ask and as I'm typing “rin would bite nate's dick off”#my train of thought continues and I'm like well nate wouldn't WANT his dick bit off he'd need to keep him in line#so them I'm like dagger to the throat obviously that's a standard threat the dagger has made. appearances. in narines scenes already#and then as I'm typing that out I'm thinking about the awkward logistics of the dagger to the front of the throat#(where it usually goes when you threaten someone)#and I'm like well that wouldn't work so I automatically make sure to specify the side of his throat for some reason#and then I just like. had to deal with that image in my head🤨#so obviously I immediately clicked the send ask button#ask#ghoultaffy#hi jayme!
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i just realized literally all my favorite characters absolutely tower over me
#personal#random#even my ocs are like#pretty much my height#the shortest one is up to my stomach but#bloo's just tiny for the speed#but like the dca is what#8 feet tall?#dude I'm barely 5'1#i'd literally have to look so far up just to see their faces#and the intimidation factor would be so huge irl#like moon doesn't scare me now cuz in my head i can meet him in an argument face to face#but if i put myself in y/n's shoes for a sec?#dude no wonder they book it at the sight of him#they'd all loom over me and use my head as an armrest
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missing that time where s1 of the tokyo revengers anime just ended and the manga was at its like. most insane batshit point where draken had just died, inciting a gang war between characters we knew nothing about at the time, and everyone was hating on takemichi and mikey (rightfully so)
#the maitake toxicity was off the charts it was sooo funny#that was probably the last time i felt like the manga was heading in a satisfying direction#that chapter where mikey just immediately beats the shit out of takemichi after killing a man nearly 2 feet taller than him#is still so peak drama to me. its so funny#i love when mikey goes so so out of his way to be the most unpleasant person to be around ever. and michi never not forgives him every time#goddamn i miss it. i miss when tokrev was bad but in a fun way (when we thought everyone in the narrative was doomed)#i literally have an exam in 7 hours but i just had to express this... theyre about to animate manila mikey and it got me reminiscing#im murderer mikeys biggest fan he will always be famous to me ❤️
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