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valentjin · 10 months ago

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i regret (?) to inform you that. yurgir. is massively caked

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 memes #yurgir #listen.. i.#im sorry if anyone followed me because i posted some actual nice art for once and then immediately posted over it with this #LISTEN. i was just trying to take some reference pics of the house of hope and found if you camera jank through the floor enough it..#..causes parts of models to disappear. and the parts that can disappear apparently include YURGIRS FUCKING CLOTHES???#if tumblr flags this as something i will actually lose it #mine #shitposts #i apparently need to make myself a shitpost tag because i KEEP DOING THIS!!! remember when i used to take /good/ screenshots? lol

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jackyjackdraws · 2 months ago

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I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

#gravity falls #bill cipher #stanley pines #gravity falls fanart #artists on Tumblr #i have another comic #a more angsty one #planned for next week #that also came to me at 2:30 in the morning while listening to a random Vaporware playlist

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sca-nerd · 2 months ago

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My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:

1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.

2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.

3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.

4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.

5. Stay safe.

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word-count-bullet-count · 25 days ago

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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

#i really do agree we need a kneeling knight emoji i'd use the FUCK out of that #can i tag this 'chivalry' or perhaps 'arthuriana'#shann talks shit #chivalry #arthuriana #maybe even #paladin #edit: thanks to the people reblogging this i now know of knightposting #knightposting #second edit: listen I didn’t hv an oc in mind when I compiled this but I just remembered that I do hv a knight oc #morghen coded #compilation post

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 5 months ago

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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

#listen in my defense i bought 4 peaches and they are going to get oversoft in 2 days and i only ate two of them rn #that's discipline! that's control!#........#i will probably end up eating the other two in the middle of the night huh

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moodsandtenses · 4 months ago

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There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

#Dracula #Dracula Daily #(listen I know there was significantly more overlap between the two in a lot of folkloric antecedents)#(but it's STILL funny reading from this end of things)

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xzyumi · 3 months ago

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tang dynasty miku

#ms worldwide!!!!!#hatsune miku #vocaloid #miku fanart #hanfu #tang dynasty #artists on tumblr #not even gonna lie i don’t even go here i listened to like. three miku songs in 2013 that’s it #but this twitter trend was so cute and inspiring so i kinda had to #pls forgive this fake fan gomenaSORRY #yumidraws

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great-and-small · 5 months ago

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Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

#Clay-colored thrush #memes #Costa Rica #birds #listen y’all I suffered to make this #my brother literally took a class in college called ‘soils’ so I asked him if clay is dirt or not #and I got a 20 minute lecture about how ‘dirt’ is an incorrect laymen’s term for soil so really nothing in the world is dirt #I said fuck that I’m calling it dirt

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demaparbat-hp · 2 months ago

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That infamous prison escape.

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unluckyprime · 5 months ago

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four trans people walk into a movie theater …

#i saw the tv glow #REALLY great movie #destroyed us #I have been thinking about it since seing it and also listening to the soundtrack #digital art #comic #a24 #a24 films #transgender

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killingmyselfbutnotdying · 10 months ago

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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

#i hate this phrase with burning passion #platonic love #platonic #platonic relationships #aromantic #aromanticism #arospec #amatonormativity my beloathed #there are multiple songs i dont listen to bc they have this phrase in it

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ered · 2 months ago

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Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:

Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.

The actual difference is

when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names

when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names

hope this helps!

#audio books vs reading #honestly this debate is just pineapple on pizza again #personally i like reading better #i’m a poor listener and since i read faster than people talk i get bored and my mind starts to wander #but who gives a shit #just do what works best for you #in the end we all get the same story #oh and this post is about stories in english #in finnish you rarely have either problem

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kidrat · 3 months ago

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U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

#anh liveblog #in 2024? yea #Star Wars #ok I know ppl shoot each other. listen.

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undercovercannibal · 3 months ago

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I think kids should be taught the joys of wearing headphones on public transport very early in their lives

#I do not wanna listen to FUCKING PAW #PATROL JESUS CHRIST #🐦‍⬛

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lazylittledragon · 9 months ago

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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

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frankierotwinkdeath · 4 months ago

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Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

#I was curious so I looked it up 1038 fics on ao3 tagged Taylor Swift and f/f #like I’m not necessarily encouraging people to go out and write rpf #but it’s wild that arguably the biggest musical artist right now who has a huge community speculating about her sexuality has so little fic #like this isn’t a good or bad thing I just think it’s interesting #idk I’m not actually a swiftie like that #like I listen to her music and keep up generally with what she’s doing but I’m not really in the fandom #so there might be something I’m missing

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