#lion kung fu panda

[theautisticcentre]

Be so kind as to give me Liopo(Lion Kfp aka me x Po)hcs?

Ooooh

Po is le master chef for Lion

And Lion introduces him to pastel things

Mister Ping and Li Shang (Po's birth dad) LOOOVE Lio

Po also teaches Lion kung fu

[cartoonbudartz]

After hearing about the recent layoffs going on Dreamworks, I felt compelled to draw this in solidarity. Let’s hope that soon, the entertainment industry will learn to respect their animators.

[ani-dragmire]

[rinabirgul]

[shadowtoons]

Guess who added three new characters!

This artist!

[eliana-inks]

MY BIG MAIN FOUR OF DREAMWORKS!! I love these four so much; both their character and franchises. I haven't had the chance to post anything due to college and research and shit :P

[nikox400x]

Kung Fu Panda 4-All the budget went to the animation (spoilers)

Hey all, its me, the guy who everyday make a tour around this site but almost never talk. How are ya?

Two days ago something arrived to the cinema's screens, something that me and everyone were waiting for since 2018, the fourth film and the begginig of the new kung fu panda triology.

You know? When I sat on that theather seat with my friends to see what Dreamworks had prepared for us, I told myself; "Maybe that post I made a while ago throwing shit at what seemed like Kfp 4 was going to be was a bit hard, I hope I can come out regretting what I said that time"

And as soon as the credits ended, it was clear to me, I dont regret a shit. Maybe it was a little exaggerated, compared to what a megamind fan would think about the terrible sequel they made, but still: the film is crappy and boring most of the time. But why?

I'm going to explain some points.

1- Po? Is that you?

I don't know you guys, but i don't think the panda we knew in the end of the third film is the same as this one. Seriously, he share more comparisons with the Po from the legend of awessonless than the one from the films, maybe its a personal thing but it feels that way. At least in the beggining of the film feel like that.

And I don't know what he was thinking about when he decided to follow a thief he doesn't know at all and who tried to steal in his own palace, and that suspiciously know who is the chameleon, whose were her plans, her past, where she lived, where exacly they had to pass through avoiding all the guard inside her home, why the others thiefs of the city hate her so much... With Po's experience with criminals this is like a chef throwing water on a pan with boiling oil, it's obvious what is going to happen.

2- Zheng- Female Nick Wilde but without charisma or half of his intelligence.

I knew it from the first moment I saw Zheng's desing, the people who know me can corroborate that; her facial expressions, her tone while she talk, her animal race, her position as thief, her final when she is part of the justice same as the protagonist... it's clearer than water I think.

Everyone could say this is forgivable if she's smart, but surprise, she's not. This character is just an absurd try of this company for """"conect with infant audience""""(I don't know in what sense, I supose for the cute design, idk). But the point is, the supposed objective of the hollywood companies is give the new generetions better things than we got at their age, but what I see is laziness for write a decent scrip only for take an advantage of a known IP and make easy money. Even the children have quality standars, this is not the dragon warrior and of course this is not kung fu panda.

And talking about the dragon warrior, having our deep and lovely Tigress with her magnific development or Tai Lung back from the spirit realm... why in the hell this character exists?! Oh yeah, for being trending topic in twitter for three days. Yay...

3- The furious five and Shifu, for us : our pretty boys, and for Dreamworks: living jokes.

What made Kung Fu Panda what it is, is not the fucking panda, it's them. They're the inspiration for Po, their allies, the royale representation of kung fu and the ones which everything started with.

Po's a comic relief, and his mission is show his development in part using his humor, but the humor in this film barely works because of the lazy script. Something that even the talented Jack Black himself can't fix, beacuse his only role there is dublin his character, unlike the rest of the residents of the Jade Palace except Dustin Hoffman.

Seth Rogen (Mantis) himself even said that he wasn't even contact by Dreamworks in the first place, only for make a scream in the credits, that's sad beacause he really wanted to see Mantis on the screen. And I know and I understand that the five are expensive, but cmon, they could just simply change the voice actors and offset it with a good script but that's not the case of course. Their role in the film is being a counter for Po's constant jokes, for not to saturate the spectator with jokes, now that's not in there anymore, thank you Dreamworks.

4-The chameleoooohhn and her "motivation".

I can't say much, basically because out of her design she's nonsense. She says that because of her size, she was reyected for being a kung fu warrior.

Yeah of course but only one little thing, what about Shifu? Viper, a warrior without tips? Mantis, literally a dawn insect? Master Oogway, a TURTLE? The masters goose? C'mon even there's a fucking master chicken! Don't talk shit chameleon!

Her importance for the plot? Its almost a lie, the others villains had links to important characters; Tai Lung (with his link to Shifu's past), Shen (with his link to Po's past) or Kai (with his link to Oogway's past), all of them related to important characters. And her? To zheng's past and present I guess? But again, anyone know this character. She's like a villain from a Disney show, you know the type of villain who say a lot of things but at the end, she don't support nothing to the lore.

And her personality is like a mix of all the previous villains, and this sounds good right? HAHAH nope. Do you remember when as a child you mixed all the plasticines of all the colors to create the final color and you ended up with a color similar to poop? well that's exacly how her personality feels like.

5- Po's dads; the only reason they're there is because they ran out of characters to make the film.

The tittle itself tell everything, they don't do anything for the script in all the film, and their objective could be done since the start.

The script of the film except for the final looks like a draft which they didn't know how to complete, everyone who watch it can see it perfecly. The animation, the music and the backgrounds are the only things notable here.

6- Tai Lung and the cheapness nostalgia.

Fan service is not necesarry bad, above all if is used in a good way, they sold us Tai Lung as a miracle but his importance for the plot feels just like a Stan Lee cameo, I like Tai Lung I can say that. But this is too weak, Shen and Kai are only characters in the background who don't do nothing except being defeated or make facial expressions (I don't even joke that Shen would show respect to Po considering what we saw in the second movie, and Kai wasn't supposed to be destroyed as a spirit, what the hell is he doing here again? *sign* I'll to stop trying to make sense of this).

By the way, anyone else think that the dragon warrior role is understimated? I mean Shifu obligated Po to transfers the role to another one just because yes, i mean he only has been the dragon warrior for less than 5 years and now they want to replace him with a random. Everything just for at the end, he choosed a thief with at least 30 crimes registred and who was a traitor during the 75% of the movie.

7- The """""""""humor"""""""", except they forgot the parts where I must to laugh.

Seeing nonsense hits only beacuse yes stopped of being funny a long time ago, and no, I don't want to talk about the bunnies of the portrait because I would get sick. I had to go to the cinema drunk to endure the filler that the movie had, no joke, it was the only way to laugh at those jokes.

So I think about applying the same method as in any movie with bad jokes, ignoring the jokes. I tried to do the same thing but with the pace that the film managed, such a thing was impossible, the pace of the movie seems to be made for Tiktoker children with attention deficit. From the chaos in the quarry until Po takes the bitc... uhg fox out of prison, only 10 fucking minutes pass, all of that for what? So that you feel like the baseless information and the nonsensical plot that they tell us is of any use? they could simply make a non-canonical short and that's it, but no, yes or they were going to tell us a story written by rotten old men who spend the entire day watching Tik Tok. It's not going to be that the child who sees this doesn't get bored, we know that much today's children don't have many neurons as they say, but even to make movies for them you have to have a certain talent.

In some point at the beguining Po make a joke about the ausence of the furious five saying that at least he had them in cardboard posters, and this would be a good joke. Only if the stupid film could be prove that the franquise can do something memorable without the furious five, but again, that's not the case.

Don't have any respect for this movie, look what it had with you. I understand that it is enjoyable because of the animation but it does not go beyond that line, it destroys important things about the canon and spoils its teaching about the need for change by treating it in a terrible way.

Coclusion: KFP 4 is just another Po's adventure as Shifu says, it won't tell nothing to you or make you feel different, it's a shame but after Megamind 2 I imagined something like this. It's a dark era for film, expecially the animated one so like Scar said; Be prepare, there're worse things waiting for us.

Do you want something with real quality? You don't even need kung fu panda 1,2 or 3, for make it easy to this film let's take this marvelous example; kung fu panda: secrets of the scroll (2016). You'll say; "An animated short, this is not like-" Shhh Just watch it, you won't regret it.

If you think I'm wrong in something, just rewatch the film. And if still you aren't agreed with me, well, I respect you and I'm happy you like it. I wish I could love it as you do, but that doesn't mean that the movie isn't bad, because if you watch it with your brain on or remembering the previous movies it's terrible.

. Me? I've to write a story, I love you all. Except you, Dreamworks, I'm mad with you, expecially when you do this at the same day as Akira Toriyama's death :(

[shadowpuppetteer]

Changeling Fantasy and Neurodiversity

Can we talk about the trope "Changeling Fantasy" in regard to neurodiversity? Yes I stumbled across this on tvtropes.com. Yes I finally found the name of the trope I related to too much as a kid. Yeah I've been putting this trope into my fanfic I have in my head without realizing why. And yes, I'm gonna rant about it. The changeling fantasy is basically the trope where a character finds out that their family is not their real family and that explains why they are different. It is an explanation for being outside the norm. The family group is the norm, and not being the same as everyone else means there is something wrong with the person/situation. But this trope gives a satisfying and logical explanation as to why you do not fit into this status of normal, because you were never supposed to. You are a different creature than your family, and that is ok. Great even in some cases. The story usually begins with the adoption. A stork making the wrong delivery, a tragedy befalling the original parents, or the classic baby in a basket down the river.

The family takes in the child and does their best to take care of them, despite their differences. Sometimes with the trope "interspecies adoption" the child will even get confused as to what they really are.

Although sometimes, the caretakers that either found them, or stole them away, are not as caring as they appear, and can even be the real danger...

But of course, because the child in question is different, there will always be a yearning to find out why. What can't they fit in? Is there another way of living that's more suited to them? Are there others like them out there?

Suddenly, either someone tells them, "Suprise, you're adopted!"...

Or the character finds another one of their kind (or akin to them)

This then takes the character on the journey of finding others of their kind, the "there is another" trope at times. And if/when they do find more, and if more of their kind is friendly/not wanting to kill all humans, then the feeling of belonging and understanding finally washes over them

I can say for some, that's the same feeling for neurodiverse folks. Family either, tries their best to raise you even when it can be a challenge from society, or takes advantage and abuses the child. You feel "off" from everyone else but can't tell why. You either discover or are told, "Hey guess what? You're (enter neurodiversity here) There is a great search for more knowledge about your condition and for others with it. And finally, the elation of finding a community of others like yourself. You are not alone there is whole community waiting for you. You are not a freak, what you do is normal and healthy. And despite what people have said in the past, you matter.

That is the fantasy and wish fulfillment of this trope.

[nowhereelsetopost]

Food from TV and movies that I really want to eat!!!!! Part 5 (Part 1)

- Grape from Ratatouille (2007) - Bread from Aladdin (1992) - Jam Toast from Wallace & Gromit: A Grand Day Out (1989) - Creme De La Creme De La Edgar from The Aristocats (1970) - Honey from Winnie The Pooh - Fried Egg from When Marnie Was There (2014) - Rafiki’s Fruit from The Lion King (1994) - Papaya from Tarzan (1999) - Secret Ingredients Noodle Soup from Kung Fu Panda (2008) - Seaweed Noodles from The Legend Of Korra (Someone in the notes was so inexplicably mad that i accidentally put 98 instead of 94 for lion king before i changed it lmao) 

[1v31182m5]

Kings

[badpanduhmemes]

[devilsrecreation]

Since I love crossovers I sometimes like to imagine Craig from Sanjay and Craig meeting all the other cartoon snakes and it’s like

Fu-xi: What kind of a serpent are you?

Craig: What kind?

Ushari: Do you have deadly venom?

Craig: Not really

Kaa: Hypnotizing eyes?

Craig: No

Viper: Can you do kung-fu?

Craig: No

Sir Hiss: Are you beaten?

Craig: No!

Ushari and Sir Pentious: Killed?

Craig: No!

Maddie: Treated as a prop?

Craig: No! Are you guys okay?! Should I call the police?

Jormungandr: Then I have to assume you were thrown into the sea because a prophesy told everyone you were fated to destroy the world

Craig: No! Good lord! Who would do that?!

Ajar: Do you have a true love?

Craig: Pffft, I wish!

Viper: Did you have daddy issues?

Craig: I don’t even remember my birth mom

Everyone else (except Viper and possobly Jormungandr) Neither do we! :D

Fu-xi: And now for the million dollar question: Do two-leggers misjudge or mistreat you based on your species?

Craig, thinking of Noodman: …YEAH, DUDE! What’s up with that?

Everyone: He is one of us!

[cattonicdragon]

How about monkey tigress and viper x a lion reader that's a guard at Chorh-Gom-Prison(bonus if the reader was there during tai lung's escape and go injured but lived).

monkey,tigress and viper x lion chorh-gom prison guard reader

I rlly like this idea anon!

I accidentally added abit of angst but it's all good so :D

Proofread

Monkey

Monkey is very happy that you got such a big role and very proud of you for managing it

Though he wont deny how worried he is

Your trying to keep a highly unstable and powerful individual from escaping

And if that prisoner is tai lung it's no easy feat

He worries that if he breaks free then you probally wont survive

So rationally,once he hears the news he immidatly feels dread overwhelm him,what makes it worse is that zeng saw you lying on the ground after tai lung the the explosive

Although he wants to believe your Alive he fears that your gone

That is until you burst into the jade palace scratches and burn Mark's littering your body as you heave out heavy elongated breaths

Monkey barely manages to catch you as you pass out

He leaves you in the care of shifu whilst he and the rest of the furious five confront tai lung.

Once crane returns with the furious five paralysed you've woken up

You and monkey reunite and hug eachother,but the moment is short lived as you must evacuate the valley.

Before the two of you split he promised that once this is over you'll have a proper reunion.

After the fight monkey would probally never fully get over the nightmares of you in his hands passed it

The thoughts and nightmares haunt his dreams

But once he sees you fine and safe it seems to feel the growing anxiety his has even if just a little

Tigress

Tigress is very prideful and often closed off,letting very few people in her personal bubble

You were one of those people

She had told you many times how worried she was for you,aswell as how proud she is

She dosnt want to worry,because in return you'll worry for her,and that cant happen when your keeping a highly dangerous individual contained,

She tells you shes worried as her way of saying to be careful

Her worst fears become a reality once she catches wind of tai lung escaping,at that moment she wasnt be able to mask her emotions,dread quickly chewing at her from the inside

The night were she and the furious five go to confront him shes filled by pure unfiltered rage

However on the way to the bridge the furious five find your battered form,barley able to walk as they stop dead in their tracks

Tigress wastes no time as she takes you into her arms hugging you tightly

You huff out and tell her an abbreviated version of what happened and that he was soon going to be there

Tigress hushes you as your finally able to rest

She quickly takes you to the nearest infirmary promising you that once everything is over you can talk about it more.

When tigress comes back she looks almost as battered as you,she helps you up and informs you that they are evacuating

After the fight she has alot of guilt

She feels like there was a way she could have helped even if deep down she knows she wouldn't have been able to

When you reasure her that she did what she could she feels abit better

After all the thing that matters is that your still here

Viper

Ik I keep using the same gif for viper but I cant find any better ones

Shes so proud of you for having such a trusted job

She does have a deep fear for something bad happening to you

Viper is wise,she knows that tai lung cant be contained forever

However she fears that you'll be hurt in the crossfire

Which despite best efforts her hunch was correct

Once she got news of tai lungs escape she immidatly wanted to see if you were somehow,by some miracle alive

Of course,shifu wouldnt allow her,not only that but tigress wanted to stop tai lung at the bridge,meaning that there was a small chance she would get to see you if you were taking your dying breaths

It's not until shes been bested by tai lung and evacuating the villagers that she finds you

You stumble through the crowd looking for the snake

She cant contain her joy as she launches herself at you wrapping herself around you in a tight hug

You eventually pass out from the exhaustion,either one of the furious five carry you or a villager who lends a helping hand

Once you wake up again the fight is over and vipers imbracing you in a warm hug

Viper will most likely check on alot,this is due to the fact that she feels something bad could happen to you at any moment,she will calm down abit after a while but the fear of losing you will never truly leave

[angelofalls]

5 min character design attempt: Lord Shen from Kung Fu Panda 2 but as a lion.

[astridhoff03]

A little love letter to Madagascar 3

Madagascar 3 just stole my heart when I was a little girl. It pushed all the right buttons. It was funny, emotional and beautifully animated. I can’t believe it’s this long since the movie came out. Man I feel so old. It honestly made me fall in love with httyd3 and KFP3 because they are also very great, worthy finales to their respected franchises. So is Madagascar 3. This is were DreamWorks finales really started to really peaked after a bad start with Shrek the third. They somehow figured out to do a good ending to each of their stories. And Madagascar 3 is in my opinion a movie you will never forget when you watched it once.

Vitalys Story was amazing. It was not played off as a Joke or something else less serious. No they have taken his PTSD seriously and the moment were he jumps the hoop for the first time in years, was so fucking satisfying, especially because they had shown us the audience before we were cut to Vitaly. And don’t let me start on the Circus Performance Montage after, that was beautiful, a masterpiece. It was dynamic, vibrant, just candy for the eye. What I noticed was that this is actually the perfect conclusion to the Madagascar Story. Alex’s passion was to entertain the Zoo audience but now he’s found a new passion thanks to Gia and thanks to Marty, who without this whole trilogy wouldn’t be possible. Of course after they were stranded on Madagascar everything would change and they would recognize that they loved traveling around the world and have a life full of adventures, excitement and romance. Madagascar 3 is a Story about passion, found family, the feeling of being home and to overcome our fears and traumas. I honestly never thought that the funny Madagascar would go the direction into a mature content, that was really surprising even as a sensitive little kid.

Also I like to move it/Afro Circus will forever be the national anthem for the Madagascar Franchise, so is Test Drive for the httyd franchise.

[furryfaceoff]

Questions to consider:

- Who's your favorite?

- Who's most likely to create more furries?