#linda murray

[fencecollapsed]

Prophets AU

[idontlikemusicals]

those who harness the lords power, willingly or not.

CRINGEEEEEEEEEE

[shvmblr]

dawg look at my lawyer 🙏😭

[mytvjunk]

Bill, Frank, Tess and Joel double dating in the middle of an apocalypse

[lilacthebooklover]

jon matteson characters family reunion. richie is ignoring everyone and blasting japanese nightcore on his airpods. roman is here and acting disgusted at the food while linda boasts about her kids (said kids are currently causing mayhem that will probably end in tears). paul has brought emma with him and is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. boy jerry is trying to give him a pep talk on how to propose so he can "do the do" with emma (bj recommends a walk in the woods). the hatchetman bursts in at one point. daniel lost track of time and decided it wasn't worth showing up. gary is happy to be a part of something like he was with the wiggly cult but nobody likes him. wiggly watches for a while then shows up in human form to cause more mayhem, nobody knows who he is, why he looks like them or why he speaks like a toddler but he's freaky and may or may not be on the verge of murder. fun times.

[ashtxeman]

We've never seen Linda's mother so I am led to believe she was an older Honey Queen and her daughter met the exact same fate as her at the hands of the same man.

[marvelmaniac715]

Linda Monroe doesn’t want to become her father but both father and daughter end up running a cult devoted to a dark god, flanked by adoring cultists, disguising it as something it isn’t so it’s more palatable - a ‘Honey Festival’/‘Honey Queen Pageant’ and a ‘fun new religion’ respectively, and they both lose their romantic partners in the name of their god (presumably) - no mention of Linda’s mother (one of the first Honey Queens perhaps) and Linda dies apart from Gerald, unable to see her boys for one last time.

[rockrosethistle]

I understand that Linda Monroe is a bad person. I understand that the way she treats people is unacceptable.

But I also understand that she just wanted Roman to be proud of her. For once in her life, she wanted her father to see her as something other than a barn animal; a pig. Because that's all she was to him. A little piggy. She wanted his approval. She wanted to impress him. And at every chance, he took that, and turned it into an opportunity to degrade her. Make fun of her for trying. Disregard what she has to say.

At the end of Honey Queen, Linda sees that Roman is proud of her for the first time in her life, and she starts crying. She can't help it. It's all she's worked for. She is finally more than a pig to him--she's a queen. The sweetest woman in town. The way all fathers should view their daughters. For a single, happy moment, she gets what she's always dreamed of.

Only for him to betray her. To reveal that she will meet a terrible fate, a vessel for a dark lord. He is not happy for her, he's happy to give her up for something he's decided is better. More worthy. Linda is murdered by the man who should have protected her from the beginning.

And that's the tragedy of Honey Queen. Let the starving woman be picked apart, used for all she is worth, and finally discarded while her father watches and smiles.

[livingnerdyprude]

Ok soooooooooo…Jon Matteson is Lauren Lopez’s father, son, lover, boyfriend, killer, lawyer, brother, victim, etc. That’s crazy. I love Hatchetfield.

[wtfwhy]

I was thinking how everyone always does, "Paul is Richie's Uncle" why doesn't anybody ever do "Emma is Ruth's aunt" but then milliseconds later I remember that, unlike Paul, Emma actually has an established family and that would imply that either she had another sibling or Tom and Jane had another child (ie Ruth) so now I want to present 3 AUs, (if anyone's already done these I just haven't seen it sorry):

1) Ruth is Tim's older sister (i dont think this would work timeline wise for Tom/Jane's age but idgaf, maybe it was a teen pregnancy, which could add a layer or drama for Jane's while 'perfect sister' thing)

2) Emma and Jane had another sibling who was never mentioned because...insert drama here (if we want a preexisting character, I like the idea of Linda*. Maybe shes their half sibling that they dont talk to because of how elitist Linda and her father are (so like maybe her father had an affair with Emma/Jane's mom but wanted it to be a secret for reputation purposes) but then this would also mean Ruth is Linda's daughter and all of the implications of that can be explored)

3) Ruth can be like Emma's cousin or something, idk

(*either I saw a fic with this or fever dreamed it i dont remember, but I like the au of it actually being Paul and Linda being estranged half siblings. We essentially know nothing about Paul's family so maybe he never mentions them because he's not on speaking terms with them because his dad (in this case Linda's dad) considers him a bastard child or something. But what I really like about his au is the idea of Linda and Paul being half siblings and how they would interact with each other. Maybe Linda shuns him like her father or maybe they actually get along and she has a soft spot for him idk. This could also apply with Linda being Emma/Jane's sister) (idk how this post became about Linda Monroe but ok)

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Linda: Gerald, am I ugly?

Gerald: Nonsense. I'm looking at you right now. You're the most beautiful woman in the world.

Linda: Father, am I ugly?

Roman Murray: Very much.

[lilywave]

paul matthews, linda monroe, and karen chasity are all siblings actually they told me themselves

[wigglyscardigan]

list of crackships the pit stop stream has offered us:

roman x woman

ruth x hidgens (one-sided)

charlotte x gerald

sam x linda

a possible foursome(?)

brenda x tucker (canon)

to be continued

[prof-ramses]

Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (4)

Honey Queen

Roman being a great villain

"You don't need him to cheat for you, you can cheat for yourself!" I love Gerald

Malone, seriously, how is this guy not more popular, a slovenly private detective played by Joey with a joisey accent? That's amazing!

The FOX news joke

Homeless Ted as "Mr. Broadly"

Honestly, all the songs.

Nick!Hidgens (Nick-dgens?)

Whatever the voice is Corey did for that audience member

Linda being the only person who can actually keep Hidgens in check.

"I'll kick his ass, you kick hers, love you" Have I mentioned that I love Gerald.

The quality of the twist reveal with Nibbly, seriously.

[erikiara80]

Yes!

Looking at Willel, Jopper, Max and Mike. Lucas. Dustin. Henry. Oh, and Jonathan and Nancy! Everyone, lol. I'm emotional. Is that Linda Hamilton? Cool! Can't wait to see her character.

Let's go! @chirpsythismorning

[honeyspawn]

Listen, as cute and funny the whole "Jon Matteson's characters are related thing" is, can we please leave Roman out of the family tree? Linda and Gary being related is so cursed.