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Sale Riddlebat goes absolutely nuts to me
it's like those drawings where the incel and chad meme are boyfriends
#sale riddler#riddlebat#love them a Lot#Sale Scriddler still peak tho#the way he's gripping him by the hair#freakazoid#“I can do this all night”#like what? like sex? like freaky sex? freaky batman.
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A Peek Into Your Future Person’s Midnight Thoughts (NSFW) - Timeless ⏳
From left to right. It’s the one you can’t take your eyes off of.
Batman wouldn’t get this info out of ‘em. What are they thinking about when they text you good night? These are the fantasies they’re too shy to share. No spiritual identities were revealed. (Minors DNI)
Note: This does not necessarily have to align with your kinks. This is what your future person wishes they could do to you.
Must do before you choose: Clear your mind. Time is now patient and still. Close your eyes, inhale deeply, fill your chest up to the fullest, feel the soft air brush up against the ridges of your nose. Breathe out. You may now begin.
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Pile 1. ‘Yeah? Say that again. I dare you.’
straight up strength kink. trapping you between their arms (thank you kim mingyu for the inspo and energy)
you could share a (huge) height difference with this person and it makes them want to protect you
they either have a muscular build or are very much taller than you. a lot of fs in this pile have both. especially working out the arms.
they like to see you feisty so that they have a reason to conquer yo ass
HEAVILY thinks about pushing you against a wall (a beige-colored wall, in particular) in a hotel room and fucking you against it
the type of person to edge you so much that you start crying
this person may have given you hints or will you give signs of their kinks before, so you will get the idea that they have a brat taming kink
will purposefully try to piss you off to get you all hotheaded and feisty. they really want to test your limits so that you “try” and “teach them a lesson” or “intimidate them” with a finger to their chest and everything—like “just bc you’re bigger than me doesn’t mean you can keep pissing me off.” it’s laughable for them bc this is what they wanted. they’ll let this build up for a little more, keep trying to rile you up…UNTIL it explodes and they finally show you who’s really in charge. you may or may not of like this but you’ll be blushing like crazy lmfao
they tend to go for types that are too easy to overpower physically. it’s even cuter if you’re shorter than them and very obviously can’t take them down
fantasizes about holding you down/keeping you stationed while going down on you
this person might be hairy. think of a human to werewolf transformation. a good 50% of you will encounter someone completely clean shaven, sophisticated looking, keeps composure so damn well, but has reallllly freaky desires and fantasies. you wouldn’t be able to tell. the hints are subtle tho and will come up in their everyday actions towards you. (example: cleaning up after you or watching out for you, holding you close when a stranger approaches…i’ll add more in the points of interest 🤧)
holy shit…listen, if this is a sibling of someone you know, they’ll def fantasize abt fucking you with said sibling(s)/family members around, sneaking around the family house, doing it in risky places and times (have mercy!!!) — ex: cupping your mouth while they go down on you or tease you like “you don’t want them to find out, do you? keep quiet for me”
they’d love to hold your jaw in place and make you look at them while they pleasure you
wouldn’t feel ashamed or embarrassed for making you moan too loud. if youre at an event, they get off on people hearing you — doesn’t matter if your parents or the elderly hear it
this person really gets off on the idea of having sex in public. they’re a true exhibitionist :)
(expanding off my previous point) most of the fs in this pile don’t get…jealous?? like very “look but don’t touch” type of person when it comes to you; they know people don’t dare to compete with them. this person is very confident in where they stand in your life. if you ever suggest bringing in someone to watch you guys, they would be okay with the idea. now, a very small percentage are extremely possessive in this pile, but the idea is the same. i’m not ignoring them but only mentioning them slightly bc the small percentage want you to at least be aware that they’re capable of feeling extreme possessiveness (reminder: not the same as jealousy). as long as people know that you guys are together (and it’s been made obvious) and don’t try to cross the line or make passes at you, pile 1 fs is confident enough and typically doesn’t feel the need to prove more
^^ but i will say that some subtle signs of jealousy include trying to look superior to other “threats” to your relationship
stay with me now. they fantasize about you trying your best- whatever that means ?!?! bc of the height difference, if you get sassy with them or even get annoyed at them, all they do is just smirk and make it known that you’re just a doll to them (to keep it very vague w you).
honestly this person would be down to take you anywhere. for some reason, they always want people to know you guys are fucking so they think about doing it in public a lot. this person could work on just simply having nice slow sensual sex in the bedroom tho. i think it’s just cuz they crave the thrill and it’s a fat ego boost. but cmon…it’s nice to just have some chill loving sex once in a while (i’m nudging their spirit abt it)
you guys could be TOTAL opposites and have an enemy-to-lovers trope going on. OR extremely similar feisty, fiery personalities. some people here have a fwb or ewb kind of relationship w them already OR one of you has fantasized abt it
they could honestly give you a whole list of what they like and want to do to you but would rather show you (they’re pretty impatient). they need to know you’re wanting- no- craving the same thing- that you want them as much as they want you
points of interest: teasing to NO end (in bed and out); has a habit of calling you pet names (even when not in a relationship w you) or nicknames; tall; height difference; possible mbti: very VERY estp, entj, a tiny bit of estj vibes; your front or back against the wall; take you down - chris brown; backshots; hands behind head, “try it. i dare you”; “you’re not that strong” (idk who- either you or your person says this in hopes to rile the other up); tickle fights or play fighting that leads to…other things 😏; a friend’s sibling, unexpected or forbidden relationships; going down on you in a closet at a family vacation home (?!?! damn)
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Pile 2. ‘Treat me like your doll.’
you or this person could be a switch, but regardless, you will have many chances to take charge
the bondage is too obvious in this pile. they also may have body image issues
this person could be sub-leaning tbh. probably struggles making eye contact with you during the deed or just in general (w/ you or people)
wants to please you and be used by you
masochistic as hell
someone here struggles with very obvious self esteem issues, but through this relationship and learning how to trust and be vulnerable, you will both heal each other on a deeeeeply emotional level. you will make this person feel comfortable in what they fantasize about and this will be reciprocated
for some in this pile, like a good 45% of people, your fs may have dealt with sexual guilt growing up. (for a second, i felt like saying more but it’s safer for me to keep it vague for their sake.) this is reallll vague, so i’ll try to word it more carefully…the guilt can come from a plethora of things…
yk what would be beneficial for them? if you pleasured them while making them look in the mirror
this person is pretty shy with expressing their sexual desires. for many, this could be their first time, or just extremely inexperienced (but they feel embarrassed to admit that)
listen, the emotional sex will be insane. crying, lots of love—if you’re into dacryphilia, this will be your jam
trust is so important for them. also looking at each other’s eyes while going at it
deep long kisses that fade into sloppier, more desperate and needy ones (coming from more of their side)
idk how to explain this kink but it’s like…getting off to something you can’t have? they’d feel guilty about touching themselves to the thought of you (during the time you’re not yet dating each other) and that mental image would spiral into picturing you standing in front of them and just watching them get off to you while they’re on their knees. they see you as someone to be worshipped. they’ll be begging and possibly crying for you to let them cum
yk the deeper i dig into this, the more emotional it gets. i think this person is a huge people pleaser and has found it hard to be loved in this life time. but no worries, bc this relationship will help you both connect and become vulnerable. as long as you’re confident in yourself and carry a normal to high self esteem, you should be great in the relationship
mommy/daddy kink (it doesn’t mention who will be what but it’s def gonna be something they’ll be shy to confess), loves praise, collars (being collared), being your pet
this person would thank you for touching them. they could get pretty poetic in bed when edged for hours and under so much exposure
they def have the ability to be more dominant, but you’d really have to reel it out of them; they’re afraid of messing up
on the other hand, degradation will work wonders on them as long as you soothe those wounds later. praise and degradation will change this person’s life lmfao, as long as your timing is right
they’ll touch themselves thinking about soft and sensual, sensitive and teasing sexual acts, like mutual masturbation or if you use your hand to get them off while peppering their jaw with kisses
very sensitive person so their has to be a lot of trust between you to unlock the…freakier stuff (which is why i’ll cut it short. this is all they’re giving you for now 😎🤚)
points of interest: pinkie promises, very in tune with their feminine energy, “you’ll be here forever, right?”, very soft person with an insane sex drive, shy, doesn’t ask for much- just wants you to be there with them, quietly existing, kinda reminds me of those emo kids who date and kiss in the corner (but you guys will be engaging in no such cringe, esp not in public), shyly clings onto your hand, HOODIES hoodies hoodies, cool toned filters on pictures, matching clothes or accessories- i’m getting one person has a lock and the other with a key, collars with a heart on it, likes when someone gets possessive over them, will unintentionally spill their thoughts and ideas and then apologizes for rambling…i feel like a lot of you in this pile relate to them a lot…like very similar in personality or smth…lot of similarities (even subtle or suppressed parts of your personality), i really don’t think you’d be able to tell they’re a secret freak (maybe thru the way they dress but by personality, prob not), very artistic people- whatever art form they love or seek comfort from, you will find this very attractive and unique
- very small note: i realize that i don’t feel the need to correct the commas and make them semi-colons to show the list. i think it’s their energy being very forgiving and that they don’t care if you mess up (lowkey it’s bc they’re used to being hurt 😞). very unlikely to call out your mistakes. they just want you to be there with them, to love them of their flaws. they will undoubtedly do the same. they just don’t want you to leave them.
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Pile 3. If you look at them, you’ll laugh.
ok right of the bat, you guys are unarguably the most “nontoxic”, healthy, but also vanilla relationship out of the piles 😂😂
this person doesn’t have too many crazy ideas or thoughts when they think about sex tbh. they also don’t watch porn or at least are not addicted to it. very vanilla person with a normal sex drive
they prob get off like once or twice a day but sex to them is a bonding activity with you filled with laughter and some jokes (which both of you could work on if you want to ever engage in more kinky and dark stuff, esp since it could be hard for you to get serious and in the mood)
^^ like if you’re being handcuffed and you’re ticklish, this person will tickle you (unless you like this being done, it could mess with the sensual moment a bit 😅)
very gentle person. thinks about caressing your body
very affectionate and wants to tend to your needs. the last thing they want to do is have you in tears after sex (unless it’s happy tears)
they’re mostly serious with sex when they’re touching themselves alone (if you’re not physically there)
if you’re doing long distance, they’ll wait to have sex w you rather than touch themselves
don’t get me wrong yk they’re down to doing the freaky stuff too- but i think you guys are so in the “best friends” laughing with each other all the time, it could get unserious real quick 😂😂 if you’re okay with that, things should be ok for you 👍
open to engaging in all sorts of kinks and sexual fun, but they prefer it to be with you and not with another person involved. not that theyre judgmental of it, they just don’t want to have sex with others watch you guys or having another person/people involved. they prefer it to just be the 2 of you
so much laughing, too many good vibes, they’re completely enamored by you
you could share a similar personality to each other, but weirdly, without disrupting the balance
just touching your skin and cuddling for hours = sex for them
points of interest: EXTREMELY LOYAL; can’t see anyone in this world but you; loves what you think are your flaws; massaging your feet; caressing your body fat; will go wherever you want to go and they’d plan the trip too if you’d like; very kind person—so nice that they could try to help everyone- they don’t look at these as bad things at all; animal person; they’re as warm as they look; it would take a long time to piss this person off bc they’re that understanding; they could come off as too positive and naive tho, if you’re like “don’t you see that person was trying to scam you?” and they’d shrug, pull you close with a grin and be like “it’s okay. they probably needed that money. i don’t mind 🙂↔️”, very precious soul, not into polygamous relationships
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Teddy Note: Sorry guys I forgot my little ending speech so I’m going back to add it here- THANK YOU for taking the time to read this. I hope your day is going smoothly and if not, no worries, we got tomorrow. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t. I love that saying when any reader says it. Energy can seriously follow you if you dwell on it too much, while thinking about it negatively. Again, thanks for joining me on my readings if you’re new here :)
Have a good one guys. Teddy out 😎👍👍
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Weekly Fic Recs 77
This week's fic recs! :D
every cat has its day by pomeloquat @pomeloquat - Batfam, wip. More shifter cat Bruce! This time, it's bath time for some of his shifter children. Shenanigans ensue.
Blood and Honey by RedFive - Superbat, wip. Mershark Bruce and his pod of killer whales are hunting yachts. Marine biologist Clark is there to investigate. Featuring my new favorite tag "Appetizer to Lovers."
Parts of a Whole by Anonymous - Superwonderbat, complete. Omegaverse Trinity with Dom Diana? Yes please.
misty by TheResurrectionist @frownyalfred - Superbat, complete. Survival horror my B E L O V E D. Clark was extra creepy in this one, I loved it :D
A kindred bond by Nyszu @theocddiaries - Superbat, wip. I about shrieked when I saw this fic updated! It's more of the fic where Bruce gets kidnapped by evil Superman and rescued by his Superman. So much angst and hurt/comfort, I love it!
Smoke and Mirrors by Sunshineandmoonlight9 - Superbat, complete. Battinson and Cavil Superman team up!!!!!
it runs wide and it runs deep by Goldmonger - Superman & Batman, complete. Superman gets dosed with fear toxin, Batman is there to help.
Triple Chocolate Ice Cream by A_Hamilton - Superbat, complete. Clark is sad that his boyfriend, Bruce Wayne, flirted with Superman (never mind that he's Superman too), and stops talking to him. For some reason, Batman is upset with Superman now too. What's a guy to do? :(
tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow by signifier @sig-nifier - Poolverine, complete. Part of the carmine and bumblebee series. Wade gets stuck in a time loop (kinda like the movie Edge of Tomorrow!) and tries to get unstuck while keeping Logan alive. It's a lot harder than you think.
Soft Kitty by pomegranatesushi - Poolverine, complete. Logan purrs. It's SUPER ADORABLE.
Home is a four-letter word and it's spelled W A D E series by Curupia @curupia - Poolverine, latest fic in series is wip. What happens after the world saving. Plenty of angst, lack of communication, and feels. So, my favorite :) The current fic being updated in this series is Logan being Domestic while Wade flirts at him (and breaks his brain). I've been enjoying the heck out of it.
i swore hands were made for fighting by WhatIsAir - Poolverine, complete. Logan and Wade are dating. No one told Logan this. Shenanigans ensue.
only you can me (scream and beg for more) by yellow_crayon @yellowwwcrayon - Poolverine, wip. An update to the Omegaverse Poolverine fic that I am absolutely in love with. The sass that Logan gives Tony in this fic is top tier, I was giggling so much.
Relationship Advice by fir_forest - Poolverine, wip. Wade needs some relationship advice, so he goes to the best possible place to find it: Reddit. Shenanigans ensue.
shattered glass by anarkissed @anarkissed-ao3 - Poolverine, complete. All the sex scenes, kissing, and general horniness the movie should have had :)
Men and their Problems series by capitalismwasamistake @capitalismwasamistake - Poolverine, complete. These two fics made me Unwell (affectionate), I will most likely reread them again this week. These fics convey how these characters have the most fucked up romance while being funny and cute and soft and sharp and freaky and I LOVED EVERY WORD OF THEM. I partially blame my love of this fic on the fact that my first fandom was Hannibal. Make sure to check the tags, both stories get a bit bloody :)
Happy reading!
#weekly fic recs#fic recs#fic rec#fanfic recs#fanfiction recommendations#fanfic rec list#superbat#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#superman#clark kent#poolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett
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You know that thing about Batman what I don't understand? Why the fuck everyone in Gotham trust and like him like wth😭😭😭
If I would be a citizen of Gotham you can't imagine how shocked and confused I would be once that Bat-freak appears and starts talking about justice and vengeance, beating the crap out of the criminal and breaking 90% of their bones. My first thought would probably be:'Why the fuck he isn't in Arkham Asylum yet? I think he's dangerous.'
I'm surpsised he didn't kill anyone accidentally yet, I swear edging of 'Almost killed' gives him pleasure. And it gets more absurd because through years this freak gets children and involves them in dangerous work(Reminder:DICK WAS FUCKING NINE!) and develop some weird attraction to criminals(Catwoman, Talia, and all other criminals in Gotham who he didn't date officially but they still had smth going on together and a weird glances at each other) and some obsessed clown who's extremely dangerous and literally killed his children, but Batman refuse to let him die and literally brags in the hospital one day with that clown on his hands screaming 'You're going to help him first' and saves his ass too many times to count and they act like they're some divorced married couple.
Like the most unrealistic shit ever is not the fact what Batman exist, but the fact what people like him. I can understand children:who wouldn't like when some cool edgy dude saves people and who doesn't want to be like him? But what about adults? Reasonable adult wouldn't like Batman because he's very cruel, using children, having sex with criminals, eye-fucking with the most dangerous one of them, ruining everything while fighting with them all, being dressed up as a giant bat and having a lot of weapons what he throws at everyone(Including his OWN SON) and talking about some justice.
Citizens aren't readers or writers who knows what Batman is a really nice and good guy who's just having a trauma with which he copes by vigilantism and attraction to very dangerous people, all they see is some Asylum patient with lots of issues and aggression.
I guess civilians are just stupid If after they find out what he does all this freaky shit to save them they start liking him😭😭😭
#DC#Batman#Bruce Wayne#Catwoman#Talia Al Ghul#The Joker#Joker#Batcat#BruTalia#Batjokes#And etc.#richard grayson#Dick Grayson#Robin#dc robin#Jason Todd
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I associate you a lot with DC's Dr. Strange, hehe ^w^
So is it true that Dr. Hugo Strange is just as much of a weirdo as the other rogues? Because I thought he was originally this boring evil doctor guy, but it seems he has this weird thing for Batman????
What other weird quirks does this man have besides dressing up as Batman (and the weird Batman sex mannequin he has)?
Love your art, by the way!!!!!
Thank you for the ask!
Oh, he's definitely just as weird as the next rogue, even weirder than most in my opinion. I think the assumption that he's boring comes from the fact that most people don't bother to actually do any research into him. It seems most people get their idea of what this character is about from Batman: Arkham City and Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #11-15 ”Prey” and that is a tragedy, because, in my opinion, neither of these are good takes on Hugo. When you go to his tag on this site every take is either ”guy standing around in a lab coat” or ”HE FUCKED A MANNEQUIN??” Tragic. When you actually start reading his stories you find he is actually a surprisingly complex and interesting character.
I'm not quite sure what would qualify as a weird quirk, but I gathered some interesting and freaky little moment in Hugo lore from Pre-Crisis canon. Pre-Crisis, because I just don't really care about Post-Crisis.
My personal favorite little piece of weird Hugo lore is that he canonically took nudes of himself sometime during Gerry Conway's run. I talked about it in the tags of this post and then later made a comic about it here.
Second freaky moment is him drugging and undressing Bruce TWICE during Steve Englehart's run. I posted about it here.
Third place is going to the fact that in his first appearance (Detective Comics #36 (1940)) he apparently just had a designated room in his hideout where he could chain people up and whip them. Normal. I'm surprised I haven't posted about this before, but I guess I just consider it's common knowledge considering it's his first appearance.
And I feel like I need to give at least an honorable mention to him sticking his finger in Bruce's mouth mid battle in Batman #356 (1983). I posted about it here.
Second honorable mention goes to that scene in Detective Comics #471 (1977) where we see Hugo getting undressed and Magda with her shirt half open and then Batman crashes in and Hugo starts frantically getting dressed and Magda buttons her shirt. I can always tell when people haven't done their research into this character when they start having takes like he can't get laid. I'm looking at you Doug Moench.
Anyway, that's all I can think of right now.
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WIP Wednesday (but it's Thursday)
So I told myself I would post this yesterday, but when I left for the evening I realised I hadn't in fact done that. Whoops! But hey, it's only like 4 and a half past midnight on Baker Island, so if you think about it, it basically still counts as Wednesday. Right?
Anyway, this one is the next chunk of my superbatlantern fic, because I thought I might as well just commit and post what's basically the end of chapter 1. (For anyone who hasn't read the preceding parts: part 1 and part 2.)
“You were spying on us,” Bats said in that rough, low growl of his. He didn’t sound happy.
Well, there didn’t seem much point in denying it at this point, huh? “Yeah,” he said.
“Why.”
“Is that really important?” Hal shrugged. “Curiosity, mostly. I sensed a little sexual tension earlier in that meeting, while you two were going at it with each other.” The word choice made Batman’s eyebrow twitch gratifyingly. “I thought maybe you’d come in here to continue what you started, so I decided to check. That’s all.”
Superman went from looking mostly dismayed to a little bewildered. “So you wanted to catch us—what? Having sex? This is the Watchtower, we wouldn’t— Why would you think we’d even do that here?”
Hal felt his eyebrows raise. “What, you mean you haven’t? Ever?” Superman didn’t say anything to that, which to Hal was pretty much as good as an admission. He grinned. “Heh, thought so. I always knew you were less of a boy scout than you let on.”
Superman looked like he wanted to respond to that, but Batman cut him off coolly before he could. “Clark, focus. Hal’s concerning attempts at voyeurism aside—”
“Hey!” Hal objected. “I wasn’t out there trying to jack off or anything, don’t make it weird—”
“Putting that aside,” Bats continued firmly, “we need to deal with the real issue here.”
He turned his ice-blue gaze on Superman, who met it immediately as if by instinct. They did that kind of thing a lot, silently communicating with each other with just a look or a subtle gesture, like they had some kind of freaky, psychic bond. Just like now, where the meaningful glances exchanged above Hal’s head were a whole conversation he couldn’t hear.
…Huh. Hal probably should have figured they were dating a while ago, actually.
After a long few seconds, they seemed to come to an agreement. Superman turned back to address him, stoic and serious. “Hal, we need to know you’re not going to spread this around.”
Hal raised an eyebrow. “Or what? You’re gonna blackmail me? Kick me out of the League? Put my feet in a bucket of cement and drop me into the Atlantic?”
A muscle flexed in Batman’s jaw, the way it always did when he was pissy. “Obviously not.”
“Good,” he said, flashing the ring alongside his signature grin. “Because I’m not feeling super threatened.”
That muscle flexed again and Batman’s hands clenched to fists. Okay, so he was really pissed, huh? “Christ, Jordan, this isn’t the time for your pointless posturing,” he snarled. “Can't you take this seriously, for once in your life—”
“Bruce,” Superman said softly, laying a hand on his shoulder. “It’s gonna be fine, okay? It’s Hal.”
Hal bristled, unsure what the guy meant by that but instinctually convinced that it had to be some kind of dig at his expense. But before he could say anything righteously indignant, Bats just kind of…softened? There wasn’t really another word for it, all that sneering tension seeping out of him in an instant. Bats reached up to squeeze the hand on his shoulder, grateful and reassuring, and it all felt so easily intimate that whatever words were about to come out caught in Hal’s throat.
Hal swallowed. Geez, what was wrong with him? He wasn’t normally like this around Ollie and Dinah, and god knows they weren’t that shy about PDA. And this was barely even that. What about it was weirding him out so much? Just because it was them?
Superman smiled at him, all benevolence and understanding but for the tension around his eyes. “Look, there’s a reason we’ve been keeping our relationship private. We agreed when this started that dating openly would be too complicated and too much risk for our secret identities. And unfortunately, that includes the Justice League. You know how gossip spreads among the superhero community.”
Boy did he. When Carol had dumped him for good, he’d gotten a commiseration text from Booster Gold. Fucking Booster Gold.
“And I don’t want what we do in our private time encroaching on what we do here,” he went on. “We have a leadership position in League together with Diana. The two of us being in a relationship could…complicate things, here.”
“You don’t want that, huh, big guy?” Hal said. “That not a concern your boyfriend shares?”
Batman’s expression remained blank. Superman’s eyes hardened. “Don't try to change the subject, please. This is serious.”
“Clark is right,” Bats said. “Hal, we need explicit verbal confirmation. Will you agree to keep this a secret, or are we going to have a problem?”
Hal shrugged. “Yeah, sure.”
Both of them paused.
“Really,” Batman said, with an edge of suspicion. “Just like that.”
“Yeah, just like that. Why are you acting so surprised? I’m in this game too, I know the drill. I can keep a secret.”
“You wear a flight suit with your name on it under your Lantern uniform.”
“And yet somehow, the general public hasn’t worked it out yet. Go figure.” He felt his lips pull into a sneer. “Look, what do you want from me? I said I won’t blab and I won’t. Am I supposed to sign a pact in blood or something?”
“Shockingly, I wasn’t actually going to suggest that,” Batman said dryly. “But it would certainly be more comforting than just taking it on faith.”
Hal gritted his teeth. “Oh, right. So you don’t trust me, is that it?”
“Bruce,” Superman said, frowning.
Bats just shook his head. “It’s nothing personal. Trust alone is a poor basis for most agreements.”
“So that’s a 'no, I don’t trust you' then? Fuck you too. How many times have I pulled your ass out of the fire by now, Spooky—”
“Fewer times than I’ve done the same for you—”
“Okay, that’s enough,” Superman cut in, face like gentle thunder. “Bruce, we’re asking him for a favor here. Antagonizing him is counterproductive.” Bats just grunted and looked away. “And Hal, you have to understand this is difficult for us. For both of us. We’ve kept this hidden for a long time, from almost everyone in our lives, and you’re the first person to find out like this. I hope you can appreciate the gravity of that.”
Hal scrubbed a hand through his hair, feeling the sudden rush of anger drain out of him. It was honestly hard to stay mad when Superman was using his Nice Reasonable Mediator voice. “Yeah, I… Look, I do get it, okay? I’m not gonna blab, because no matter what either of you think, I’m not that big of an asshole. I don’t go around fucking up other people’s relationships for fun, you know.”
“We know, Hal,” Superman said, reassuringly. Batman was annoyingly silent.
“Cool. Are we done here?”
“We’re done,” Bats said.
Thank god. Hal was feeling shittier and antsier the longer he sat here with these guys.
#my fic#superbatlantern#this is pretty much the setup for the whole plot now#eventually this will resolve to ot3! not yet though lol#right now hal is just jealous af but doesn't quite know it
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I'm Going Freaky - Xikers Fanfiction
(AO3 Link) Pairing: Choi Sumin/Anonymus Rating: Explicit Word Count: 4.8k Tags: Anonymus Sex, Glory Hole, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex Summary: Sumin goes to the rumored Glory Hole at Inkigayo. A/N: I wanted to write some shameless quick smut and friends voted for Sumin, so here we are. While I did write this with idols in mind, like for the ones that Sumin encounters in this fic, I delibrately kept it ambigious so you, dear reader, can imagine whoever you want. Either way, this is all about Sumin getting dick. Please enjoy <3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The door creaked as if foreshadowing doom, opening up to a quiet and dark bathroom. Sumin fumbled for the lightswitch to at least feel a little less like he was stepping into a horror movie instead of a porn video. Then again, the only porn he had watched had worse lighting than a Batman movie, and was the reason he stuck to Hentai for his weekly jerk off session.
But jerking off got boring after a while. And that’s why he was here. In this deserted bathroom on the second floor of the Inkigayo building, the rumored place of many hook ups between idols and also one other thing.
Sumin slowly walked over to the last stall, hands squeezing into fists and loosening again to wipe sweat off his palms. He glanced at the mirrors as he passed, the question of why he was here again crossing his mind for a second, but the answer was pretty obvious. Jerking off was boring and Sumin hadn’t had any luck with other people recently. And so what better way to proceed was to go with an anonymous glory hole specifically for idols?
Sumin had heard about the hole before. When they had first debuted and got acquainted with other artists and the inevitable question of relationships came up. For the most part, it was a kind of rumor. A possibility of existing but no one in Sumin’s close proximity had the guts to confirm it.
Or so he thought, because it was Seonghwa who eventually mentioned that he had not only been to the bathroom, but also had been on both sides of the hole. Seonghwa had also immediately turned red and stuttered his way away from this topic, regretting that he ever said anything, but Sumin was solidly curious at that point. It didn’t leave his mind for a good two weeks and after the tenth Hentai manga he read involving a glory hole, he couldn’t take it anymore.
And so here he was, pushing open the door to either the best or worst idea he ever had. He thanked every god willing to listen that no one else was there yet. For once Sumin had changed clothes and wiped off his make-up quicker than his members, and now he had all the time in the world to get comfortable and calm down his nerves.
The door slipped shut behind him and he turned the lock, hands shaking. He wiped his palms on his shirt again, looking around.
His attention instantly zeroed in on the legend itself. The glory hole. Literally a hole, decently sized for any dick to go through and wrapped neatly with tape to cushion the edges. It was kind of underwhelming. Sumin wasn’t sure what he had expected. It was certainly close to whatever pictures he had in his mind, and yet so much more boring.
He used his jacket to kneel on - very reluctant advice from Seonghwa. The bathroom didn’t really smell like other bathrooms, which was nice. Biting citrus hung in the air and somewhere buried underneath was all the bad parts, but Sumin was too nervous to actually care much.
Every little noise had Sumin tense up. He shifted every few seconds, not sure how much time was passing, but he refused to look at his phone. Minjae had said that Sumin had an hour and he was determined to suck at least one dick in that time.
He was going to suck a stranger’s dick. What was he doing?
Sumin shook that thought off by slapping his cheeks. He knew exactly what he was doing, because oral sex was fun and it has been a while. The worse realization was actually that the dicks would not belong to strangers but other idols. No doubt sunbaenims. Sumin didn’t even need to understand math to be sure of that, and that’s all he would know, because it was all anonymous.
Maybe he could recognize them by voice. Maybe-
The front door clicked open. Sumin stiffened, eyes wide open as he stared at the hole. Footsteps grew closer way too quickly and a moment later, something black came into view in the other stall. A leg clad in tight jeans. It moved around a little, the stall door closed, and then the person cleared their throat.
“Ready, baby?” the man asked, voice a low hush.
A shiver chased down Sumin’s spine and he almost forgot he had to answer, but he was still rational enough to give a small noise of approval.
The stranger chuckled. A belt was opened, then a zipper. The man’s jeans dropped along his underwear, revealing the first glimpse of a thick shaft and unruly pubic hair. But there was no time to catch more as a big hand curled around the base of the cock and aimed the head down into the hole.
Sumin reflexively shuffled away as the growing erection slipped past the barrier, but he quickly drew closer again, drinking in the sight. It was kind of weird to just see the cock. As if there was no person attached, like a very realistic dildo built into the wall of the stalls. The shaft was insanely hot between Sumin’s fingers and while not very long, it had a good girth, with two prominent veins snaking underneath the skin.
Sumin dipped out his tongue and into the slit, shuddering with the overwhelming taste of salt. It was just skin, pre-cum not yet dripping, but Sumin was also hit with musk and sweat, seeping into his senses until he completely forgot his fried nerves.
With nowhere to look but the white wall, Sumin closed his eyes and resorted to imagining who could be on the other side. With every inch stretching his lips and dragging over his tongue another famous idol’s face flashed through his mind. He was sure that he had heard the voice before, but he seemed to have forgotten everything but the handsome faces of all the men Sumin looked up to.
Right before his lips met the taped edge, Sumin pulled back again. He pressed his palms on the wall for some support and sucked around the tip, tongue swirling right under the head. The stranger groaned and his cock twitched.
Sumin’s own dick strained against his pants already and he definitely would have been embarrassed how quick that was, but his mind was solely fixated on the weight on his tongue and trying to keep breathing through his nose. He did openly moan as he descended back down the cock, sucking until his cheeks hollowed out.
Another groan filled the room, followed by a fist banging on the wall. Sumin twitched in surprise and almost bit down, but stopped himself last second and pulled off the dick instead. The shaft glistened with a layer of spit and Sumin opted to curl his hand back around, jerking the cock with quick twists of his wrist and squeezing fingers.
“Is it good?” Sumin asked carefully.
“Yes, baby. So fucking good.”
Sumin smiled, cheeks warm.
He kept up his slow back and forth for a good minute or so, using his tongue when only the tip stretched his lips. The man on the other side didn’t complain once, only giving small noises every now and then. At one point he jerked his hips, but Sumin took the thrust like a pro, even deliberately moaning to get the stranger to do it again.
As the man repeated the motion over and over, Sumin fell into the same rhythm. He met the cock midway each thrust and they easily both picked up pace until the man was basically fucking the hole along with Sumin’s mouth. The stalls rattled and when Sumin opened his eyes he caught sight of fingers gripping the top of the wall separating them.
Soon, the thrusts stuttered, losing in strength. Sumin sucked and sucked, pre-cum staining his tongue each time the cock pulled back. At some point the man stopped, groaning so deep that it shook Sumin to the bones. A moment later, cum flooded his mouth and he just kept sucking, milking and swallowing every last drop.
The cock slipped from his lips with a wet pop and a thin string of drool connected them, stretching until it snapped. Sumin took a deep breath, blinking through the haze. His own erection throbbed and he had to actually dig the heel of his hand into his crotch, easing the tension at least a little.
“Thanks, baby,” the man said, and left the stall.
And Sumin still had no idea who he was. He had a theory at best. Somewhere in the back of his mind he was sure, but it probably wouldn’t fully dawn on him until later in bed. In the moment, Sumin was more occupied with savoring the lingering taste and also pondering if he should masturbate or not.
He decided no when another person entered the stall. Same procedure, except this guy didn’t say a single word. Fine by Sumin. The new cock was really pretty with the slight curve and cut foreskin, inviting Sumin to dig in right away even without any outstanding size.
The second person stayed quiet except for some little whines and muffled moans, but none of them clear enough to get any idea who it could be. He sounded cute though. More feminine than the first, and Sumin couldn’t help but imagine Seonghwa in the place, because that was exactly how he imagined his hyung to sound like.
This guy also didn’t really add anything to the blowjob, but that didn’t bother Sumin. He was happy to take it at his own pace and indulge by not just sucking and swallowing, but also by using his tongue more. Every now and then he pulled off the lick along the shaft or dip into the slit, solely focusing on tasting the precum that freely dripped like a leaking faucet.
Sumin kept one hand on the stall wall again, but his other hand squeezed around his own cock. He was so hard and heat creeped under his skin. There was sweat gathering under his clothes, his guts twisting with each slide of the stranger’s dick over Sumin’s tongue.
“C-close,” the man groaned, too muffled to really pick up the voice enough, but Sumin at least understood what was being said.
Sumin dove back in and sucked the tip between his lips. He brought his hand from his own crotch up to curl around the bare shaft, pumping up and down the minimal space available between Sumin’s mouth and the edge of the hole. The cock throbbed and twitched, drooling more precum.
One swipe of Sumin’s tongue over the head was the cherry on top. The stranger came with no noise, but hips jerked back. His cock slipped from Sumin’s mouth in the process and spilled cum over plush lips. Sumin startled with the sudden change, ducking away from the hot liquid, but only ended up with more of it decorating his cheeks and the bridge of his nose.
The man on the other side released a shaky breath of relief. Sumin swore he caught a mumbled “Thank you” before the stranger left, but his focus was on the cum slowly running down his skin.
Sumin scrunched up his nose. It didn’t smell, but the cum was rapidly cooling and started to feel more like glue. Still, Sumin left it there. He could have used some toilet paper to wipe it off and later in bed he would definitely feel disgusted at himself for not doing exactly that, but there was something weirdly exciting about it all.
Sumin would have paid to have someone call him a dirty slut or something for sitting there at a glory hole, in a public bathroom, with cum on his face. In a good Hentai that would be the moment the protagonist realized they’re enjoying it. Sumin had realized that after the first dick, but it certainly helped decide that this, in fact, was one of his best ideas ever.
Another person came, but quickly left again. Sumin assumed it was someone who would have loved to take his place and he couldn’t help but pride himself in the fact that he was here first. But it also reminded him of how long he had already been sitting there. He wasn’t entirely sure how long exactly and he was afraid of looking at the time, relying purely on the timer he put in earlier, but he did use the moment to stretch his legs.
His knees ached and he was still hard. For a moment he just sat on the toilet seat, wondering if he should jerk off before the next person came. If there was another person. He hoped there was one more. It was surely more fun to masturbate while sucking someone off.
And like the universe heard his prayer, the bathroom door opened again. Sumin held his breath and slowly slipped back down on the floor, eyes stuck on the little space underneath the stalls to see if he could see the person. A pair of combat boots appeared right in the middle of Sumin’s stall and the one next to his.
The person seemed to be waiting for something. Or maybe he was thinking. Sumin cleared his throat just to give a sign that he was in here.
The stranger chuckled.
“I wonder if we have met before,” he said, his voice like a cat purring.
Sumin shivered. “Probably.”
“You sound cute.” The man moved into the stall and in front of the hole. “Do you also look cute?”
“I…I think so?”
Another laugh, almost mocking. “Can you even think all that much, angel?”
Sumin swallowed and squeezed his cock, whimpering with the sliver of pleasure the contact provided.
“It’s okay, angel,” the man cooed, “just open your mouth and let me fuck your throat.”
“O-okay.”
Sumin could do that.
He shuffled closer, putting his palms back on the wall. While it felt weird, Sumin leaned in and opened his mouth like he was told to, lips almost touching the edges of the hole. It only took a few seconds before the tip of the new cock kissed Sumin’s tongue. The first thing Sumin realized was this guy was much bigger than the other two. Definitely in girth and no doubt in length as well.
And as the man slowly fed inch after inch into Sumin’s mouth, stretching his lips to the limit of comfortable, an overwhelming rush of excitement shook through Sumin’s body. His fingers curled against the wall, nails dragging over the metal, and his eyes fluttered shut. The cock flattened his tongue and there was a distinct taste of something fruity. Like the shaft had been covered in something right before.
“There you go, angel, so fucking good,” the man groaned, bucking his hips, burying the rest of his cock.
Sumin choked and reflexively pulled back. Tears stung at the corners of his eyes, erection begging to be let out of his pants.
“Too much?” the man asked, tone amused.
Sumin slowly shook his head. He could do this, he had to. When would be the next opportunity to suck a dick this big?
So Sumin bopped his head back down, but was quickly met with his limit once more. This time he was prepared and only pulled back as far as he needed to breathe. Inhaling deeply through his nose, Sumin tried again, swallowing against his own gag reflex.
Except he couldn’t really swallow around the intrusion. Drool pooled around the cock, so much that it bubbled out from the corners of his mouth and dripped down his chin. So much of it coated the shaft as Sumin lifted his head again, enough that it was running down the wall of the stall.
The man on the other side sighed, satisfaction coating the edges, but also a mocking boredom.
“You’re so slow, angel. Is it that difficult?”
Sumin whimpered around the thick cock and popped off the head with a disgusting wet sound. More drool spilled over his bottom lip, down his skin, and he desperately swallowed. He wiped at his face with the sleeve of his hoodie, sucking in a deep breath.
“Can’t talk anymore?” the man asked.
Heat creeped into Sumin’s cheeks and he ducked his head. “No? I- I just… it’s so big…”
“Having a hard time?”
“Y-yes…”
The man hummed. “This might be a bit of a bold request, but can I come into your stall and fuck you properly?”
Sumin choked on his next breath, falling into a whole coughing fit. Every muscle inside of him tensed up and his eyes widened, cock twitching with interest. This was real. This had to be real. Sumin begged the universe that it was real.
“Yes! Y-yes, it’s fine. You can… I’ll open the door.”
Sumin scrambled to his feet and unlocked the stall, but didn’t dare actually open the door. He just sat down on the toilet again, watching the boots move from stall to stall. The hinges creaked and the view opened up to long legs in blue jeans, the beginnings of a loose shirt halfway tucked into the pants-
Sumin squeezed his eyes shut. The man laughed.
“Don’t wanna see me?”
Sumin shook his head.
“Is it more exciting if you don’t know?”
“Yes.”
As much as Sumin wanted to know, to have those bragging rights to his friends that this and that famous idol fucked him, there was also a sort of satisfaction in being able to imagine. The possibility of Sumin being disappointed with who he got dicked down by was slim, but not zero.
The boots squeaked on the floor and the lock of the door clicked close again, chasing a shiver down Sumin’s spine. Radiating body heat and the faint smell of cologne was all Sumin had to know that the man was standing right in front of him.
“You really are fucking cute. I like the green hair.”
Fingertips brushed along Sumin’s jaw. He shuddered, hands tightening their grip on the toilet seat. His nerves were fried and somewhere in the back of his mind Sumin wondered how smart this was, letting a stranger get so close, letting a stranger outright fuck him.
But at this point, all Sumin knew was the desperation to cum and the fingers touching his face, his neck, dipping past the collar of his hoodie and leaving an invisible trail over Sumin’s collarbones.
One hand cupped Sumin’s cheek and a thumb brushed over some of the dried cum.
“Such a dirty boy, but still a pretty angel.”
The thumb wandered lower, pushing into Sumin’s bottom lip. His lips were probably swollen and red, they definitely felt like it, and Sumin indulged in the small bliss of remembering how the first guy fucked his mouth. He had kinda hoped the third would also do that, but now he was promised something even better.
As the thumb slipped deeper into Sumin’s mouth, Sumin opened up, tongue flicking against the invading finger. Immediately, the grip on his face changed to a tight hold on his chin. The thumb pressed down on his tongue, forcing his mouth to open wider. This way, Sumin was once again struggling to swallow, and drool collected around the thumb.
“You’re so lucky, angel,” the man purred, “just earlier I fucked someone else and I still have some lube left.”
Sumin moaned, heart fluttering. He wasn’t even embarrassed when the hold on his jaw loosened and he could actually close his mouth, and the first thing he did was envelop the thumb with his lips and suck on it. The guy was definitely wearing nail polish and Sumin was impressed at how smooth the paint was as his tongue dragged over the nail.
But then the man pulled away and clicked his tongue.
“I could watch all day, but unfortunately I don’t have the time. So why don’t you pull down your pants and bend over for me?”
Sumin didn’t have to be told twice. He did fumble in the minimal space and with his eyes still closed, but eventually got himself in position. With his pants and underwear pooled around his knees, hoodie the only thing covering most of his ass, Sumin knelt on the toilet seat. He crossed his arms on the tank and buried his face into his sleeves, still damp with spit.
Fingers trailed the curve of both of Sumin’s thighs up to his hips, pushing the hoodie until the bottom sat around his waist. Cool air brushed over skin and Sumin shivered, but it did nothing to cool the heat buzzing in his veins and twisting his guts.
“Just relax, angel,” the man said, one hand settling on Sumin’s right cheek. The long fingers squeezed around the supple meat there and the edges of multiple rings dug deep into skin, no doubt leaving marks.
At the same time, Sumin caught the click of a bottle being opened. The faint scent of something fruity filled the space and the man’s hand slipped away. A moment later, the fingers came back, but this time finding their way between Sumin’s cheeks. One fingertip dipped right into the tight hole and Sumin twitched with a rush of surprise.
“So sensitive. Still want it?” the man asked.
Sumin quickly nodded. He would have begged if he could, but just thinking about forming a coherent sentence seemed impossible. Whatever nonsense he would have spilled if he tried to talk would have been even more embarrassing anyway.
The finger rubbed around the tight rim, pushing right into the middle, then soothing it again with a sort of massage. Sumin focused on breathing, inhaling, exhaling, all while his cock throbbed between his legs and drooled all over the porcelain.
For a moment, the hand pulled away, coming back with even more lube. When the man tried again to breach Sumin’s hole, he succeeded, finger slipping in like a hot knife through butter. A small groan was pushed from deep within Sumin’s chest and he bit down on his sleeve. The cotton was disgusting, especially with how much spit was already soaked in there, but the way Sumin’s noises echoed in the bathroom reminded him of how much shame he would inevitably feel later.
With the first finger inside, it was smooth sailing from there. The second digit didn’t wait long and with the third there was a tangible stretch that didn’t just feel strange, but actually held some pleasure. It helped when the fingers thrusted as deep as they could and the tip of the longest finger brushed that part inside Sumin that had his whole body jerking with a wave of pure unfiltered pleasure.
“Look at you, angel,” the man whispered, more to himself than anything else, “taking it so well.”
“P-please,” Sumin choked out.
Desperation clawed deep in his stomach and the urge to touch himself once again pushed itself to the front, but Sumin tightened his grips on his own biceps and just weakly wiggled his butt. He wanted more, needed more, but words didn’t seem enough to articulate that.
The man understood regardless. With one more thrust, he yanked his fingers out. A little ruthless, but it punched another moan from Sumin’s throat and he actually felt dizzy for a moment. It was so hard to keep up that when the tip of the man’s cock kissed his hole, Sumin actually peeked over his shoulder to see if this was really happening.
And it was.
Big hands gripped Sumin’s hips tightly, nails digging hard enough that it would leave bruises. Before Sumin could accidentally glance up at the man’s face, his hole was breached by a new intrusion, stretching the rim to the limit and leaving Sumin reeling. His whole body seized up and his orgasm burned him from deep within before he could even comprehend that he was cumming at all.
Sumin sucked in a sharp breath, eyelids fluttering. His thighs twitched and his teeth clenched so hard around his hoodie sleeve that he should have been scared about breaking a tooth.
But then the man pushed his cock deeper and any thought melted away. All there was, was the way Sumin’s insides stretched and molded around the thick shaft, taking inch after inch way too slow and also way too fast. Everything was hot and Sumin was so full, only getting fuller by the second.
“So fucking tight,” the man groaned, finally bottoming out.
Sumin trembled with the lingering high of his first orgasm and the resulting overstimulation. His cock was already hard again, or still hard? He wasn’t sure. But he was ready for more, ready for whatever his sunbaenim - hopefully sunbaenim - would give him.
“Please…hyung…” Sumin whimpered, blinking against tears.
“Oh angel, you sound so sweet. I could eat you up right now.”
“Please please-” Sumin gasped as the man jerked his hips once. “Please, hyung!”
“You need it that badly?”
“Y-yes! Yes yes yes”-
A loud, shameless moan ripped from Sumin’s throat at a harsh thrust. Another thrust pushed his mind back into a dizzying haze. Again and again, the man fucked into him, rapidly picking up speed like he also was impatient and desperate.
Sumin buried his face back into the crook of his elbow, biting his bottom lip to keep muffling high pitched and breathy noises. His cock was back to drooling over the toilet seat and his legs definitely hurt at this point, knees aching and thighs too tense, but the pleasure sparking in every crevice of his body drowned out any discomfort.
The man was merciless in his chase, his grip even tighter. There was no way Sumin wouldn’t be bruised in the morning and he couldn’t wait to see it, be reminded of how hard and deep he was fucked. By a big cock of an idol he didn’t know. It would haunt him for weeks, maybe months, until the next opportunity came for Sumin to indulge like this.
As the thrusts turned sloppy, losing rhythm but not speed, fingers tangled into Sumin’s hair and tugged him back, tugging until his back met the man’s chest. While the hand in his hair slipped down to grip his jaw, the man’s other arm snaked around Sumin’s waist to keep him upright.
“Fuck, I could fuck your tight little hole all day, angel,” the man growled right Sumin’s ear.
“P-please do, hyung~”
“You would like that? You wanna be my cocksleeve?”
Sumin dumbly nodded. It was all he could, tongue feeling thick and throat too dry. Talking was difficult and his brain barely comprehended the words anyway.
With the hand on Sumin’s jaw, the man turned his head. Sumin tried to keep his eyes closed, but there were so many tears, he blinked out of sheer reflex, and just before their lips met, Sumin caught a glimpse of a familiar face. His surprised gasp was swallowed up by the man’s greedy mouth.
Tongues slipped together. Teeth nipped at lips. Noises and spit spilled between them, hot breaths mingling in the air. All while the man continued to drill into Sumin’s hole, practically bouncing him on his cock in this position. Sweat stuck to their skin and both found themselves desperate, moaning and kissing and biting like animals.
The last push Sumin needed was the hand around his throat tightening. It barely cut off his air, yet, a wave of molten pleasure crashed over him and he crumbled apart like burned wood. More cum spilled over the porcelain, some catching on Sumin’s thighs. His hole clenched around the cock and the man pulled away from the kiss, leaving Sumin to freely moan and whimper with the haze of another orgasm.
The man thrusted once, twice, burying himself to the hilt and then stopping. Another kind of heat spread in Sumin’s guts and he twitched with one last spark of energy before falling limp in the other idol’s strong arms.
They slowly and carefully peeled apart. The man helped Sumin get dressed again and cleaned everything up, all while whispering sweet nothings, too many compliments to remember. But Sumin was hyper aware of the gentle touches and kisses, the way he was treated like fragile glass.
Everything inside him screamed to just look and see who was so nice, but Sumin kinda already knew. The small glimpse earlier had revealed everything. But also, he couldn’t have opened his eyes even if he wanted to. He was so tired and needed at least ten minutes to recover.
Sumin leaned back against the toilet tank and just listened to the man shuffling to probably get himself adjusted as well. Fingers brushed over his forehead, tugging some loose strands behind his ear. Sumin instinctively leaned into the touch and the man chuckled softly, almost fondly.
“Let’s have some fun again, angel.”
Sumin meekly nodded. “Sure.”
“Maybe next time you’ll actually look at me, Sumin-ah~”
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3x02, part 2.
I'm genuinely surprised they're milking the hell out of this storyline. "Ooohh, this is my girlfriend, we had freaky sex, she gave me handjobs when I needed her too, now I'm super sad because I kinda loved her." Really, writers?
I mean, maybe I'm giving Homelander more credit than he deserves, but he's a cool villain (in theory) and I don't think his personality is THAT flat. Him falling for this nazi and then brooding and grieving for months is just so meh. It's not like he's super respectful and inclusive, he's kinda the oppostive, but again, he hates everyone equally. White, black, christian, jew, adult or a kid, doesn't matter. He'll kill them if he wants/needs to.
Was he, though? Maybe he just doesn't know?
She was a nazi, and you were becoming annoyed at her, but sure, beautiful, perfect, etc.
How about you jump instead and we'll see what happens if you don't fly? I feel like he wouldn't die, just leave a huge crater behind.
On the side note, I like his fangs. *sigh* A dream. Someone really is just getting born with teeth like that, huh.
I mean, there are also pilots in airplanes. People jumping with parachutes and stuff.
Dude is heavily depressed tbh.
They said they made up and then had an actual arguing match. She noped herself out of there so far, lmao.
Good thing they don't HAVE to, lol.
Maybe you just need to heal, not be fixed?
At least he told him! By himself! Thinking it's the right thing to do!
And THIS is how he decided to test the fucking serum? Jfc, Butcher. You're going to get killed one day that way for sure. Dude is running on trauma, alcohol, and lack of sleep.
Jfc, Butcher. This is a mix of Batman and The Punisher tbh.
Homelander would hate me for sure. Btw, I just noticed that I don't remember fat people in this show? The one I can remember was a traitor and came to Homelander to give up the Boys and Kimiko.
You go, girl.
Lmaaaooo. Boyo is losing it.
Ooooh, this is BAD. This is sooo bad. M.M. would NEVER.
I'm wheezing.
And Annie just tried to help him out. Oh well.
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Ok, you remember Fem Therapist ask I send you?
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Can you write smut with Arkham Riddler having sex with her doing their 'sessions'?
A/N: oh..oh god it’s happening..uhh..um…this is my first smut with arkhamverse riddler…I’m terrified, but I hope I did okay and made grand master @finniestoncrane proud asdfghjkjj I’m gonna go cry in the corner now also so sorry about the ending, I had no idea how to end it rip
Trigger Warnings: 18+ ONLY Minors DNI! Explicit sexual content; vaginal sex with AFAB reader, handjob, unprotected sex, inappropriate relationship between psychiatrist and patient (don’t get freaky with your psychiatrists pls), and strong language
Word Count: 1.9 k
Arkhamverse Riddler x Psychiatrist F!Reader - Special Assistance
You couldn’t show too much concern, too much hurt, or they’ll know. The officers and doctors will be made suspicious of your forbidden liaison with one of Batman’s most nefarious rogues; The Riddler.
Edward Nygma, Jervis Tetch, Pamela Isley, and even Waylon Jones were shipped back to Arkham last night after a successful getaway almost a month prior.
You were walking down to your office. You looked through your clipboard and saw the patients you were due to see. Each profile had a small polaroid mugshot of the patient. You paused at Ed’s. You ran your thumb along the side of his face, something you hope you get the chance to do for real soon enough.
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Edward Nygma was as tense as stretched out rope about to split in the middle.
Batman cheated, again…which is why Edward lost…again.
At least he got to see you though, the only decent thing about the asylum. He had to put a hand across his mouth to hide the slight upturn in the corner of his lips. He couldn’t wait for the guards to come and bring him to your office.
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The minute the doors to your office closed, you still had to keep yourself from throwing yourself at him. You double checked the cameras to ensure they were off. You went to the door, and listened to make sure the guards footsteps fell off in the distance.
“Stupid. I don’t know why they bother with these weak, cheap, so simple a child could break out of them-” Edward was fumbling with the handcuffs the guards insisted he keep on.
“I don’t know…they can be fun sometimes…”
“Well, I suppose, a little brain teaser to…oh…oh I see what you mean.” His cheeks dusted pink at your insinuation.
The handcuffs clanked to the floor. You walked over and tossed them onto your desk. Before Ed could stand up from the chair, you got on your knees in front of him.
“Eddie…w-what happened?” You reached out, to finally get to cup his cheek, but he pushed it away.
“Don’t ask stupid questions, you know what happened.” He snipped.
You did know and just like you knew that, you also knew Edward was going to tell you anyway.
“The World’s Greatest Detective found me! He completely overlooked the very obvious riddles I had laid out for him. They were meant to sent him on a goose chase around the city, while I get away with my heist! But no, he found me before I could even break into the building!”
You saw his bony hands clench tighter and tighter, the knuckles a stark white. You put your hands over his. He was getting wound up, but you usually knew how to wind him back down.
He jumped at your touch, his hands did relax slightly. He didn’t tighten them around yours, but you were content with just holding them.
“So that means he doesn’t know about your final plan. You can use that to your advantage. You’ll just have to get more creative with it.” You began rubbing your thumb along the knuckles of his limp hands.
His shoulders start slumping, his spine relaxing into the cushion of the seat. “He-he doesn’t know…”
“He just got lucky, he found you when he was on the hunt for the others.”
“Tetch and his ludicrous outbursts…” His hands tightened around yours. Both men with a fondness for wordplay and brain power so happened to be at the same museum when Batman was hunting down Mad Hatter.
You nodded. “They are ludicrous, nonsensical. Not like you, Eddie…” One of your hands goes from holding his hand to slowly snaking up his arm. You placed your hand on his chest, it dug under the atrocious orange jumpsuit to meet his skin.
His heart was running rapid, probably from underlining frustration. You were going to change that. You hand crawled further up, attempting to stroke his face again. This time he doesn’t stop you.
“You’re brilliant, the most brilliant man I’ve ever known and will know. It’s a shame that you’re often grouped up with these highly inferior to you.” Your thumb strokes his cheek, thankful to be touching flesh instead of a plastic polaroid.
He grumbled, “it…it is…infuriating.”
“I can’t begin to imagine.” You scooted closer to him. Your knees started going numb from putting your weight on them for so long, but you didn’t care.
You were going to be in his lap very soon.
Both of your hands were on his torso now, crawling under his shirt to his cold skin that you were slowly warming up.
“Let me help you, Eddie…like I always do…I want to help you relax, get you in the proper head space so you can escape this hell hole.” You grinned.
He couldn’t help but grin back, “are you helping me as my psychiatrist or as my…partner?”
“Whoever you want me to be, whatever you want me to do.”
His green eyes glossed over at that.
You knew that the only thing that turned him on more other than absolutely stroking his ego, was allowing him complete control. Your hands went down unzipping the upper part of the jumpsuit, before meeting the belt. Your hands made quick work of the belt and continued to unzip him.
“You still want me to continue, Eddie?” You’re used to him going rather quiet when things get intimate at first. You still wanted confirmation that this was completely mutual, even if the obvious bulge in his underwear was evident.
“Y-yes, p-please.”
You felt your walls clench as you started damping your underwear. He was absolutely delicious like this. A world-renowned supervillain with a genius-level intellect and proven adversary to Batman, was almost in tears at his need for your touch, to relieve him.
You took a quick glance at your clock. There was still a little over an hour left, you had enough time, but you also couldn’t afford to lose anymore.
Your hand went down his underwear and immediately started slowly pumping his cock. He hisses at your quick motion, but they turn into moans as his hips thrust in time with your strokes.
You lean in closer to him, your face beside his as you whispered, “I’m sorry, darling. We’re still on a time crunch.” You kiss his cheek as he nodded. You lean back to face him and kiss him on his lips.
The kiss turns passionate as you creep your tongue inbetween his lips, seeking a dance with his own. Edward moans into your mouth, whether its from the kiss or your slightly quickened thrusts, or both you weren’t sure. You caught his tongue between your teeth as you lightly scraped your teeth along it as you pulled back from the kiss. The action left Ed mewling.
You planted one more chaste kiss on his lips, before you finally got up from your knees. You remove your panties from under your skirt and toss them behind your desk. You straddle his lap and his arms instinctively go around your waist. You grab his cock and dragged the head along your folds, collecting the slick and rubbing it on his dick.
You lean down to kiss him again as you sat fully on his cock. You muffled your cry and his groans in the kiss. Your walls instantly welcomed him in despite the rough intrusion, as they craved more friction. You wrapped your arms around his neck and began setting a steady pace.
Your moans and his shaky gasps and groans were mingling together, as the two of you looked at each other. Before Ed leaned his head back with his eyes closed, he groaned again as you clamped around him again like a vice. You couldn’t resist the opportunity of more open skin, you wish you could lay claim onto his warm skin, but that would be too obvious.
You settled for kissing and softly suckling along his neck and collarbone, anything to get to hear his noises closer to your ears.
The chair started to groan on it’s own at the combined weight of both of you and your incessant bouncing on Edward’s cock. He fit you perfectly, just thick enough to stretch you and long enough to poke at the edge of your cervix, which is where you were wanting the tip to hit with every thrust you made.
You glanced back up at the clock, there was a little over thirty minutes before the guards will come knocking on the door.
“E-Eddie…w-we…mmm.” His hands began to knead your breast through your blouse and bra. “W-We don’t have much time left.”
Edward let out a low growl in frustration, which caused your walls to clench up again around his member. He leaned up, switching his hands back down to your waist to hold you, as he began bucking into you in time with your thrusts.
You had to cover your mouth to hush the scream that almost ripped out of you. He went faster and harder than you had previously, and you tried to meet his pace.
“S-so close, Eddie…please…” you whispered breathlessly in his ear. Your hands went down his shirt, trying to find purchase along his back. It was so tempting to leave scratch marks. You do end up accidentally scratching him when his thumb starts rubbing harsh small circles along your clit.
“S-Shit sorry,” you gasp. You can feel the knot in your gut tightening, your legs about to quake in a wave of shakes. “F-Fuck, please Eddie!”
You bounced as fast as you could to meet in tandem with his thrust, his tip hitting exactly where you wanted for the last several thrusts. Your walls tightened around him again, absolutely choking his dick.
“I-I’m going to-” “-In me, please, baby don’t stop.” You almost didn’t care about getting caught at this point all that mattered was you both cumming.
The seering knot in your cut tensed and wounded up tighter and tighter until it finally unraveled in a pleasurable pop. As you felt his seed lay claim to your insides, your skin was revitalized in blissful shivers. Your limbs going sweetly numb in their wake.
Ed laid his head on your chest, heaving for air, but his body was limp and lax than before he got there. You ran your hand through his hair before you kissed the top of his head.
You didn’t have much time to enjoy the afterglow. You quickly caught off Edward’s lap and began setting the scene that looked like anything happened but you two fucking. Edward zipped up his jumpsuit and put on his belt.
You tossed him the handcuffs and they richoeted off his torso and onto the floor.
“Ed!” You hissed.
He rolled his eyes, but reluctantly clicked them back on.
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“I see Nygma didn’t bend your ears too badly, Dr. L/N.” One of the guards, Bill commented to you, while the other guard tended to Ed.
You chuckled. “Maybe a little, but that’s what they’re here for. Isn’t that right, Mr. Nygma?”
Ed scoffed. “Oh, please, you should be grateful I even speak to you. Giving you such intimate access to the inner workings of my intellect!”
You had to bite your tongue to keep from saying your initial remark. That’s not the only intimacy I have access to.
You and Edward knew that and lavished on the idea of getting away with it.
#riddler x reader#edward nygma x reader#arkhamverse riddler x reader#arkhamverse edward nygma x reader#arkhamverse riddler x reader smut#arkhamverse edward nygma x reader smut#ri writes
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alright, finally found some spare time to write about my favorite girl. let's talk about selina in the batman 2022 & what's driving her attraction to everyone's favorite emotionally repressed asshole vigilante.
under a cut, because this is going to get long - apologies in advance!
selina kyle is incredibly perceptive. this is an innate ability of hers, as well as a learned one. taking people/situations at face value can and will get you killed on the streets, to say nothing of the consequences that kind of naivety can bring when you're delicately navigating the criminal underworld the way that she is.
when she first meets Batman, she knows him by reputation only. he's a vigilante with a taste for vengeance - and while his biggest claim to fame is putting away a serial killer, he spends most of his nights pounding street level thugs into the concrete and throwing them in jail. selina, a street level drug dealer, is definitely aware of this fact and responds appropriately when confronted with him in person for the first time. she's startled, wary, then curious...and lastly, defiant, when he just stands there and continues to stare at her. she doesn't know what his deal is, and when it becomes clear that he's there looking into annika, she's less concerned about figuring it out and more worried about what exactly he's planning to do.
which isn't to say she isn't attracted to him - she's not as obviously affected as he is, but the pull is there.
their first contact in the mayor's mansion reveals quite a bit about him to selina. his unwillingness to hurt her, his surprising protective streak, and his unexpectedly naive assumptions about her motives. he's not the unfeeling monster he's painted himself as - and selina, who knows a thing or two about using disguise and theatre/performance as a means of survival, recognizes his damage as being similar to her own.
let's talk about the performance that is Batman. bruce is Batman is bruce, but he is not yet at a point where he has self-actualized and reconciled the two halves of his identity. this is important, because selina has yet to meet him as bruce; all she knows is the Batman.
the Batman has total control of his environment, he's highly logical and unaffected by emotion, he's powerful and authoritative, a dominating presence that strikes fear wherever he goes. (this is how bruce wants to be seen, and he's been successful thus far) selina is into that! like, I cannot stress how much she is into that, even as she enjoys poking fun at him for his stoicism. but she also can tell that it's a constructed persona, and the glimpses of the man beneath are intriguing to her.
there's also the outfit which, um...it's fetish gear. let's all be honest with ourselves, it's fetish gear. do not @ me with 'tactical this' and 'military that' because it is literally kink. shout out to zoë for confirming that selina thinks his entire getup is dead sexy and is part of why she's into him in the first place. freaky recognizes freaky, is what I'm saying lmao. his big bad bat persona is the perfect complement to her coquettish sex kitten.
so while selina is into the batsuit and the dark avenger thing bruce has going on, she's also curious about and drawn to the man inside of it. he's a dick towards her, no doubt about it, but it's never really /about/ her, it's about his own issues. selina knows this. she cuts him a lot of slack, but she also isn't afraid to stand up to him and cut him off when he oversteps her boundaries.
he's positioned himself as someone who's cleaning up Gotham's filth, looking out for the little guy, punishing evil...yet he's not really doing any of that effectively when they meet due to his tunnel vision methods. when she calls him out on his naive and limited worldview, she's trying to help him, to make him better.
& yes, part of why she falls so quick is due to how lonely she is. her affinity for strays says it all. is she perhaps a little too eager to trust him and throw her lot in with a virtual stranger, one she has never seen the face of? maybe. do bruce and selina have a history of falling in love at first sight and being each other's only exception when it comes to the walls they put up to keep others away? they sure do!
to steal from my fave @cityhalloween, selina wants batman to prove he's the man she thinks he is. a protector. the kind of man who uses his power and influence for good. the complete opposite of the men she's been surrounded by her entire life. is it a little unhealthy that she's more attracted to his potential than anything? a little bit, yeah, but who cares.
selina and bruce are very, very different; but inside they are one and the same. two broken kids playing animal dress up to distract from the pain, single-minded and solitary, coming to life in the dark where they feel free to be themselves. it's all about the recognition of the other, seeing parts of yourself in the beloved and loving them when you can't love yourself.
it's a genuine and pure connection. the relationship itself is um...not quite functional, as they both have a lot of character development to go through before they're fully realized versions of themselves, but the love is real and true.
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2021 writing summary ✍️
WORDCOUNT: 89,471 FICS POSTED: 9 *plus some ficlets/poetry
ok obviously this is ridiculously late but i feel that i have to do it anyway. since i only had 9 fics i will list them all below with some genius commentary!
a better lover
“You don’t like it?”
Dean shrugs. Eats a french fry. “Never tried it.”
Cas arches an eyebrow. “You don’t think that’s odd?”
ok we all love a fic where dean bottoms for the first time and it's the best thing that ever happened to him. but like... sometimes people try things and don't like them. so here's a lil fic about dean bottoming for the first time and not enjoying it. plus cas makes a totally mood-killing joke.
at the edge of chaos
They saw some dinosaurs in the fly-over the day before, so Dean knew he was really, actually, truly going to see real, actual, true dinosaurs, but he still almost drops his camera in the mud when the first stegosaurus comes out of the trees.
Stunned, Dean says, “I’m going to win a Pulitzer.”
Equally stunned, Cas says, “How do I go back to bones after this?”
i've wanted to write a dinosaur fic for 100000 years but was annoyed at how much research would be required. and then i remembered that michael crichton just made shit up for jurassic park and decided i can make shit up too. i wrote this one really quickly and it was soooo fun. there are some super cute dinosaurs, only one really scary scene (but no injuries), and also dean is trans. idk what else you people might want from a fic.
cake or death
“It’s a cursed fertility idol,” Cas says. “It compels procreative activity by causing discomfort, to severe pain, to death, the longer you go without having sex.”
“Death?” Dean repeats. “Fuck or death?”
the prodigal shark has returned to tentacle fics! dean's an idiot in general, there is pining, there is an eddie izzard joke (if you couldn't guess from the title), there is a prehensile dick. a good time all around.
freaky saturday
Slowly, Cas sits up. He’s wearing boxers and a tee when he went to bed nude, and there’s a heaviness to his chest he recognizes but hasn’t felt for years. He looks down and, yes, this must be a nightmare — he used to have this one all the time, where his body reverted to pre-transition, though that doesn’t explain the unfamiliar bedroom or Batman boxers.
for trans bingo square "body swap." let's be real, a lot of body swap fics are gross. idk how to explain it, but a lot of times people use body swap to mean the character is switched to another gender, not that two people switch bodies, and it just comes off like this really... icky... objectification of women's bodies. not here tho!!!! in this one both of them are trans dudes and (sorry to disappoint) they decide that banging while in each other's bodies would be super weird. i agree, i would not want to fuck myself.
on the way down
“Oh my god. What the fuck, Cas.”
The wings sprouting from Cas’s back flutter, maybe the same way his stomach does when he first catches sight of Dean after time apart. “I’m not sure,” he says, miserable. “I messed up a spell, and…”
“You don’t know how to fix it.”
witch + wingfic!! this 3.4k was written in like two days and it was a ton of fun. i really want to write more witch stories!!!
south by
“We have one king ready for you through Saturday night,” the beta says, starting to pull out keycards for them.
“Wait,” Dean says. “There’s supposed to be two rooms.”
She checks the computer again, frowning. “I’m sorry, sir, but there’s only one reservation here.”
this was for trans bingo square "only one bed." because i'm super obnoxious, this was a Non-Traditional A/B/O fic featuring some omega/omega lovin' and cas is trans omega. plus some talk about gender politics — both misogyny and misomegy. but it's fun!
they be here
They’re not actually boyfriends and it’s way too soon for meeting family, but Dean has started wondering what a boyfriend talk would look like. Wondered about meeting Jimmy’s brother — Jimmy’s mate.
this one wasn't very popular (dcj stories never are numbers-wise, but hopefully dcj lovers appreciate the new content!) but it was a lot of fun to write. cas & jimmy are dragons, dean is half werewolf, and it's not uncommon for dragon siblings (especially twins) to be mates. this was the first time i wrote a fic where cas & jimmy's relationship wasn't a secret and that was pretty fun! i also, as usual, had a lot of fun playing with creatures and the way different species navigate each other's cultures.
under water, breathing fine
“You were perfect tonight,” Cas says, voice hushed into a murmur. “Such a good, sweet boy.”
This is enough, Dean tells himself. This is more than he could’ve dreamed, so it has to be enough.
my @acespnminibang bdsm au. i've loved writing ace characters in a/b/o worlds before, and i loved writing this one in a biological bdsm world. cas is ace and having a rough time finding someone to scratch his dom itch because most people do expect sex in that sort of encounter (unless they are into being denied). his bff dean really casually nbd not like he's totally in love offers to help out. i like this one a lot!!
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also worked on riptides sequel most perfect possession. i know it's been over a year since i posted a chapter (wtf???) but i'm not done with them yet.
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I’m the Supernatural fic writing partner of @wisteria-lodge, you can find my work under NichePastiche over on AO3 . We’ve written for a variety of fandoms only some of which are linked here, and currently have fic in the works for even more.
Deep Space 9 Fic
First, Do No Harm (60k) - Doctor Bashir has been off-station for an entire month, and Garak would like to know why. And if he manages to enjoy himself or turn up more information about the fascinating doctor in the process, well. These things do happen.
Superman/Batman Fic
Relationship Status (42k) - Bruce Wayne might be dating Superman. He certainly went on a date with Clark Kent, and now it turns out they're the same person. But while Bruce trusts Superman with his life, he's still getting to know this shy, mild-mannered Kansas boy. - Rebloggable Tumblr Post
Our Flag Means Death Fic
Season 1
Playing Pirate 15k - Stede thinks he hears a ghost in the auxiliary wardrobe and, like a good pirate captain, goes to investigate. It turns out to be Ed - which only raises more questions. And gives Stede a few interesting ideas.
A Lesson in "Sword" Fighting 7k - Stede overhears the crew playing Marry, Fuck, Kill. And now he's got some questions for Ed.
Holding Hands 46k - Steddyhands Stede and Ed are going to patch things up even stronger than before. But that still leaves Stede with the small, unresolved matter of what to do about Izzy...
Season 2
Ed and Stede's Inn That is Very Nice; and Good to Stay At; and Has Beds and Stuff - Izzy is dragged back to the land of the living through some highly suspect sea-magic. It's only a matter of time before he ruins everything, again. Problem is, Bonnet refuses to let him out of his sight and keeps insisting on very.... interesting sleeping arrangements. Bonnet is the most oblivious man who has ever fucking lived. Unless he's planning something.
SPN Fic
Jimmyverse (Season 5 canon divergent Destiel + Jimmy triad):
Love Notes Written in Salt and Lipstick 130k - Dean, Cas, and his vessel Jimmy Novak navigate consent issues, work through their various traumas of Heaven, Hell and heteronormativity, and talk about their feelings in various states of undress. - Repbloggable Tumblr Post
Hard Limits 50k - Sam/Balthazar focused sequel to Edging set in an alternate season 7 - Rebloggable Tumblr Post
Soft Limits 99k - Sam/Balthazar - Sequel to Hard Limits. “Sam isn't sure if he should call Balthazar his boyfriend, sub, or sugardaddy. He doesn't have to figure that out now just so long as he calls him. Amelia Novak, Jimmy's ex-wife, has a mysterious angelic sigil crawling up her arm and Sam's out of his depth.But the fact it turns out to be an obscure sex curse suddenly makes the question of what exactly he and Balthazar are to each other more relevant than either of them were expecting.”
Rare Pair Oneshots:
As Time Goes Bi 20k - Dean Winchester/Eliot Ness, Dean is comfortably Bi but also stranded in the 40s with a case of hero worship. Has a bit of a noir meets romance novel flavor. Dean’s got a crush and legs for days. Cas is also dead and Dean’s stressed and stuck in the past. So not his best day, but not his worst either. - Rebloggable Tumblr Post
ABO with a twist
Freaky Angel Sex 101 21k - Michael has left the building, but unfortunately for Dean, he did some renovations on the way out. Now Dean has questions. The most important being what is going on with his ass and what does Ketch mean Dean’s ‘in heat’? - Rebloggable Tumblr Post
Nesting Habits of Domestic Winchesters - A followup to the previous fic that adds Benny into the mix. Rebloggable Tumblr Post
My notable Supernatural meta include: The SPN Gun Meta and the SPN Clown Meta
#my ao3#spn#spn fanfic#supernatural#supernatural fanfic#NichePastiche#nichepastichewrites#destiel#deancas#salthazar#deanjimstiel#dean/cas/jimmy#dean/eliot ness#spn long fic#myspnmeta#SPN meta#SPN fic#nichewrites#niche writes#niche spn fic
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the same anon that was praising just smile LOL. i meant on ao3!! i read it all lol and i think they were about to get freaky but it ended LOOL, i’m just gonna re read it over n over until my brain stops
*spoilers* tw: sex, scars, restraints, spit, murder, a really bad relationship
They get freaky on the mirror bed and he leaves her handcuffed to it only later to unlock her to use her as bate in a burning building so Batman joon and robin jin show up. Jin gets her out safely, Batman joon takes off after joker jk and he leaves here there with jin and it starts to rain.
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Jin finding out reader is Harley Quinn after batman had gone off after the joker, and the joker left y/n there:
"Y/n" he spoke in almost awe. He took a step forward and you took a step back clutching your bleeding arm.
"Don't take another fucking step Seokjin!" You screamed with anger, rage and pain. Though you were utterly defenseless, like a wounded baby bird.
"I-I thought you were dead." His voice seemed to break as he took another step, and another towards you. You step back until your back hit a wall. You frantically looked around hoping Jungkook would come back for you.
"I SAID STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Jin still didn't listen he stood so close to you now, taking in your chalky acid bleached skin and strange white hair. He brought a hand up to your chin like he use to but this time he looked utterly devastated at the sight of you.
"Oh god." His words came out as a whisper "What has he done to you?" You moved your head from his grasp and looked away from the sadness in his eyes. He was pitying you just like he use to. It filled you with rage.
"Nothing worse than what you've done to me." You looked him dead in the eyes now as you spoke with venom in your voice.
"This-" he looked over your face once more "is this my fault?"
You didn't even think before you spat right in his face, he winced as if you had just punched him.
"What do you think?" You asked as he wiped it off, not even looking agitated.
"Y/n. Let's just go home." He pleaded.
"I'm not looking to fuck again, vanilla boy."
"No, no, that's not what I mean and you know it. Let's go home. He's left you here, he clearly doesn't care or maybe he's been caught and he's going back to Arkham. Let's just leave, I won't tell anyone anything, you can end this and come with me. We can get you help." he seemed so desperate and that only fed the flame within you to hurt him more.
"Help?! HELP?! I've NEVER needed your help Jin! You can go *fuck* yourself you tiny cocked, hero complex having, corrupt excuse for a good guy!"
His mouth fluttered opened and closed as he teared up.
"Awwww does it hurt, baby?" You mockingly cooed "good."
"I'm not going to stop." He seemed to decide as tears rolled down the black mask that surrounded his eyes. He reached up and lifted it from his face all together. "I'm not going to stop until he's locked back up and you're safe."
"I told you don't need your help." You snarled through gritted teeth "You're not the hero you think you are, neither is bat boy Namjoon. You're both just all fucked up cause your parents are dead."
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She pushed past him and takes a taxi to the hideout after walking in the rain, she has no money so she kills the taxi driver. She's pissed at kook, but he reassures her he didn't mean to and that he almost captured Batman.
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New Day
Dove has a pit in her stomach the second she sees the green, slashing letters on the white paper.
Joker packages are always bad. This one’s a tape, feels like, which means it’s either a bomb or some freaky sex tape that nobody wanted to see.
“Boss?”
“Mm.”
“The clown sent this.”
Cobblepot’s expression is vaguely horrified.
“I thought I told him to electrocute himself.”
“Maybe he did.”
“We should be so lucky…give it here.”
Fine. He can take responsibility. She’s going to go and scrub her hands.
When she comes back, he’s putting it in the VCR.
“Shall we see what it is?”
We? Why is there a ‘we’ in that sentence?
“Sir?”
“I’m not suffering this level of idiocy alone. Come here.”
God dammit.
All the same, she takes out her notepad, because Cobblepot is going to watch whatever this is and want Joker’s lungs on a plate, she’s sure, and sits down.
Whatever she thought this would be, it wasn’t this.
That’s Robin. Not…not the current one Batman suckered in, the second one, the little shit that used to come in here and pester her about havin’ favorites and c’mon, Miss Marquis, jus’ one, Batman’s a fun-sucker ‘n m’DYIN’ here without a cigarette--
This is gonna be bad.
He’s still and quiet and the fact that he’s not tied to that chair says enough, it says too much. What the hell is this.
Joker comes onto the screen and that’s bad, that’s very bad. Worse, when he gives the kid a one-armed hug, hand patting the raw ‘J’ on his face, and walks towards the camera.
And then promptly turns around and shoots him.
The chair falls back and Robin hits the tiles. He doesn’t move, and when the camera stands up and goes over to him, he’s just. Still. So still.
Oh my God--
The screen turns to static. Cobblepot frowns, ejects the tape, and sets it gently on his desk. Dove feels like she’s going to be sick.
“Batman won’t be happy to see this,” Cobblepot says quietly. “Joker’s in for it this time.”
Joker should have been in for it the first time, or when he blew up a hospital, or after that horrifying baptism or the kindergarten or--
This should never have happened at all.
“What now, sir?”
“If I have this, Batman has this.” Probably. “Cancel tonight’s deal at the docks, and my staff meeting. We’re going to be closed tonight as well, call people and tell them they will be paid, but don’t come in.”
She will. In a minute. When she doesn’t feel as though moving will make her puke all over her shoes.
Jesus. Jesus Christ, this...even Harvey had…
This never should have happened, he was a kid, Batman…
As awful as it is, at least he’s out of his misery. Joker hadn’t shared everything, surely, but. But he’d shared enough. They all knew about that brand when it was new, about the waterboarding, the electricity, all of that. And that’s...that’s over, now, and all Dove can latch onto is thank God it’s over for him.
THE END
#Dove Marquis#Oswald Cobblepot#Arkhamverse canon#reactions to What Happened to Jason Todd#Jason Todd#but only on-camera he's not actually HERE#Joker#who is also not here#because fuck clowns#Joker will appear on-page if somebody gets to beat his ass#or from fear toxin or something#BUT THAT'S IT
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Internship - CEO!Jaehyun Smut
Pairing: (sort of Fratboy!Jaehyun)CEO!Jaehyun x CollegeStudent!FemaleReader/SecretaryIntern!FemaleReader
Warning: not 100% proof read smut smut smutty smut smut like its pretty rough, dirty and long i apologize i got carried away jaehyun stans this boy really makes my dirtiest fantasies come out including doyoung and johnny SKSKSKSK
a/n:here’s a really overdue post LOLLL thank you for the wait loves,, we appreciate your support!! also i can finally drive a car!! WOOT WOOT i got my G1 (practice licence) and coincidentally finished this smut today as well so seems like a really good day to celebrate loll ; ))) enjoy reading you freaky deakies - Doyoung’s Darling
College parties were truly overrated: filled with the stench of booze, drunk, horny students trying to get into each other’s pants and really shitty EDM. Oh god, the first year of getting into college as a freshman I expected a whole life-changing experience, really it was better than high school but still just as shit. Nothing really changed, there was still the huge workload and the parties seemed more lame, of course maybe it wasn’t the party, maybe it was just me - I was probably boring but in all honesty I was never fond of partying, the whole reason I’m even sitting in the middle of a frat house is because of my friends forcing me. All of them pretty much party animals and I was the one who was always kind of left out, just followed along for the sake of them being my friends, especially because I didn’t have many, only two of my high school buddies - Lisa and Ten.
Both of them very much alike, kind, bubbly, funny, and dancing freaks with great style. Being the new kid at high school in the junior year they were the first ones who offered to show me around and hang out until I got adjusted to the school. Having Ten in art class was fun since we drew silly pictures of each other and sometimes our teacher who kind of looked like Batman, he had the voice too - although he was always in a shitty mood and would complain about his personal life instead of teaching which was really annoying and ruined Batman for me so fuck that.
Lisa, I’d met at lunch when Ten told me to come to sit with him, she and I got pretty close in a short amount of time, developed our trust really fast - it was almost instant. We’d end up telling each other many things in the span of a month or two from crushes, gossip to even some family problems which happened throughout the year. I never regretted meeting either of them that day, in fact, it was possibly the best moment.
“Y/N! c’mon get up!” Lisa shouted over the loud music as I denied her request shaking my head. “No! Get up and dance, your man is on the floor too!”
“My man?” I shouted back, “I do not have a man for your information!”
“Oh stop lying to yourself,” Ten voice came from beside me as he bent over the couch startling me. “You love him, you’ve been in love with him since you first saw him on the first day of college.”
“Bullshit-“
“Damn right you’re spurting bullshit if you keep denying it now, up you coward!” Ten said pulling me up from the couch, Lisa helped out grabbing my arm and tugging me into the middle of the dance floor. Sweaty bodies bumped against each other and occasionally made contact with me, cringing from the strong scent of alcohol mixing with the utterly horrible stench of sweat,
“ugh this is so gross.”
“Don’t be such a party popper girl, go walk up to your man, dance with him!” Lisa encouraged shoving me from behind.
“Nonono please I don-“
“Y/N if you don’t do this I’ll cancel our friendship and call you a pussy for the rest of your life.” Ten said raising an eyebrow.
“You wouldn’t-“
“Try me.” He said sternly.
“Okay, okay fine! I’ll do it just don't-“ I let out a shriek as I fell forwards from a strong push, crashing into someone else falling down on top of them. My shirt became soaked from the spillage of alcohol on it, causing me to groan from the unexpected incident.
“You okay?” The stranger who became my accidental pillow asked, the voice sounded oddly familiar. I sat up getting off of the stranger’s lap looking at them, and that’s when I realized this stranger was more than just a stranger - Jung Jaehyun. The most popular senior college kid, the stereotypical frat boy I swore to never fall for but his looks drove me in another direction. He was really handsome and cute. His body was built all muscular but his face had soft features and dimples with chubby cheeks, it was odd but that’s what intrigued me to him. The difference between his interior and exterior made me curious, I wouldn’t say I’d want to date him but surely wanted to spend a night with him see the type of man he was - cold fuck boy, or a genuine sweetheart.
“Y-yeah I am, thanks for breaking my fall.” I snapped myself out of my thoughts.
“Well it wasn’t really my choice but at least you’re not hurt.” He chuckled. “Ah but your shirt.” He pointed.
“Oh yeah, I guess I’ll be up cleaning it tonight.” I sighed.
“I could help you out..” Jaehyun trailed off.
“Well I mean, it’s not really-“
“I don’t mean I’ll pull moves on you and try to have sex, I could just help you bc that’s gonna be a hard stain to get out.”
“Y-yeah sure.”
“Follow me.” He smiled getting up from his spot on the ground leading me off the dance floor upstairs. I looked over my shoulder to see Ten and Lisa making kissy faces towards us, I rolled my eyes. They were so childish, but I’m guessing that what everyone thought now the scene sort of looked like that. They all looked pretty busy sucking each other’s faces off so hopefully, nothing spreads around. Walking up the stairs he made small talk asking my name and such if I was enjoying the night.
“Here,” Jaehyun said opening a bedroom door and walking in. “You can borrow one of my shirts while I clean yours.”
“I...” hesitantly stepping into the room I nodded at the boy.
“Take this.” He tossed over a plain yellow shirt. “Hand it back to me next time we meet.” He opened up the bathroom door gesturing me to walk in.
“Thank you.” I smiled at him, closing the door behind me switching the shirts and handing my dirty one to him. “This is such a big shirt.”
“Really? No way!” He laughed. “I thought we were the same size but I guess not.”
I rolled my eyes and giggled at his sarcasm. “It’s awfully nice of a fuck boy to share his clothes and not make intentions to fuck.”
“A fuck boy?” Jaehyun put a hand over his chest pretending to be offended. “Is that how you see me?”
“Kind of what you’re labelled as.” I shrugged.
“Well just so you know I may dress like one but I’ve only had sex with one girl.” My eyes widened at his confession.
“No way, that’s a lie!”
“Yes way, I’ve made out with some but never fucked them.” He slightly smiled. “What about you kid?”
“two dudes...” I shifted my gaze to the ground.
“Whoa, two? Who’s the real player here?” He teased elbowing my shoulder.
“Well the first one was my ex-boyfriend during sophomore year and the second was this dude from the beginning of senior year, just a little fling.” I blushed in embarrassment. Jaehyun laughed at my reaction, and wow his laugh was really pleasant I could’ve listened to it all day, possibly made it my ringtone.
“Were they any good for you.” He winked.
I shook my head. “Maybe it's just me but in all honesty not really.” I giggled. With that Jaehyun’s demeanour changed, from the giggly atmosphere to a tense one. He walked closer to me as I stepped back slightly intimidated. Eventually falling back onto the bed, his body hovered over me.
“Are you a challenge?”
“What?” I furrowed my brows.
“You’ve never had a man please you properly, either they were shit or you’re a challenge,” Jaehyun smirked.
“Oh..” suddenly becoming bold I answered his question. “Why don’t you show me how a woman should be pleased.”
“Don’t regret it, pretty girl,” he whispered.
“Only if you suck.” I teased.
“Don’t underestimate me, you’ll be screaming and clawing down my back pretty girl.”
“Prove it.” I bit my bottom lip.
“Get on your knees.” He whispered placing a wet kiss on my neck. “And for now, call me daddy.”
“Yes, daddy.” I obeyed his orders and that night was possibly the most memorable during my first year involving one of the best orgasms I’d had in my life, Jung Jaehyun surely knew his ways in pleasing a woman and boy was he right about not underestimating him.
Although that was the only memory I had with him, basically a one night stand. The handsome senior who’d left during my second year because he’d graduated and was never to return again, lucky him. Loser me because I‘m stuck in this place for four years working on my Masters for Business, not even sure if it was a good idea but my best option I had.
Here I was now last year college completing a Business major along with an internship to be a secretary. It was my first day as a student intern, I wanted to gain experience before heading into the work field but it didn’t seem to go so well, the day barely started and I was 7 minutes late to meet my boss - so much for a good first impression.
Running through the front gates of the company and informing the desk lady she guided me towards the room I thanked her following her directions.
Stopping in front of the office letting out a sigh, I stared at my blurry reflection in the frosted glass door, straightening my skirt and blazer I turned the handle stepping in with a smile and apologized to the man who sat at his desk jotting something down on paper, I could only get a view of his head top but continued to introduce myself.
“Hello sir, my sincerest apologies for being late transportation trouble really messed up for today- I’m sorry if this makes me seem sloppy but I shall do better every other day.”
Still not looking up from his papers the man spoke,
“So you’re the new intern?” His voice didn’t sound cold nor annoyed, it sounded soft surprisingly.
“Yes,” I replied brightly.
“I’m surprised.” Raising his head up to look at me, I was shocked at the realization of who I was interning for, “nice to meet you again, y/n.”
He gave a warm smile extending an arm out for a handshake.
“Wow...I can't believe this. It’s been so long...” I stammered. “Great to see you again, Jaehyun.” I smiled back at him.
Jung Jaehyun...the senior college boy, my one night stand I’d never thought to see again was now my boss - the CEO I was to be a secretary for.
“Small world.” He brightly smiled revealing his dimples. They were so deep just like I remembered four years ago, he looked exactly the same, his body still fit and his kind interior still existent. “I won’t count this as you being sloppy, I’ll let you get away with it this once,” he raised an eyebrow. “But please keep a steady schedule and be on time.”
“Of course.” I gave him a nod and apologetic smile.
“Now, I’ll get you adjusted to the building from the help of my secretary,” Jaehyun buzzed and called in for his secretary, Kira.
“Kira, please show our new intern Y/N around. Get her familiar with everything before she starts her actual work here in a year, from the morning routines to where every file is, all the way down to our closing and overwork routines.” The tall tanned brunette flashed him a smile and “yes sir.” Before leading me down to her office and around the building. For a month she helped me around until I got to know the place and by the end of it, I got to know the building as well as her. I’d help her out as her assistant and attend to matters Jaehyun would assign her to. She was a really kind person to be around and a fantastic talker, I swear she’d be talking 9/10 times every day - not hearing her voice once would make everything seem very off. It was nice though, great company to have sadly she would be moving onto a different company once my internship was over and I took her place.
Sitting in Kira’s office she chatted about watermelon being the superior fruit i apologize i was thinking about that dumbass mark lee and idk why, it was an odd topic but she made it sound like this genuine world issue. her comments were hilarious, I’d almost fell off my chair crying with laughter. She’d finished her last sip of tea, setting the papers back into files, and files back into the cabinets.
“Well, I’ll be off early today, Can you inform Mr.Jung? I’ll be in an hour early in the morning to finish everything off. Close the front doors for me?”
“Yes of course. I’ll see you tomorrow!” I waved off Kira as she walked out of her office and waited for the sound of the elevator ding signalling she was gone. I picked up the keys she’d left on her desk slipping the lane yard around my neck. Heading to walk out the office door I’d heard the intercom ring, I went to go attend it as it’d obviously be Jaehyun...uh Mr.Jung in need of some assistance. Of course, I already had to go meet him to inform him about Kira’s absence, and so I answered the intercom.
“Kira, I need you in my office please.” His voice rang through, I’d heard it almost every minute I was in the building but hadn’t seen him for a while, more specifically since I’d started the internship. It was kind of a bummer really but every time Kira sent me in to drop off files to his office he’d be at a meeting or such, so we never really talked or met after that day. Nothing much happened between us, despite our past history... maybe we just grew up, maybe it was us being normal horny teenagers back then, we were just more professional now. Although, was he still as good? I wondered a little too excited, expecting a little too much. he didn’t even know his secretary left, he’d have no intentions to really do anything, but would it change since this would be our first time alone in years? Would lust take over us once more?
Standing in front of his office door I opened the top button of my blouse and fixed my skirt just a little in hope of intriguing him - a little cleavage never hurt anyone. Twisting the knob and pushing open the door I stepped in to see him sitting on the red leather couch focusing on reading through documents.
“Kira...” he spoke without looking up. “I need you to keep these documents with you and give them to me tomorrow morning, it’s for the finance-“ he’d cut off his speech at the sight of me and not his secretary he’d been expecting. “Oh sorry I.. I thought-“
“Kira left,” I told him pushing a strand of hair behind my ear.
“Oh, she did? That’s weird she-“
“she told me to tell you but you called her in before I could.”
“Alright alright, that’s fine.” Jaehyun looked down and up my body subtly biting his lip as his gaze landed upon my boobs which peaked out from my unbuttoned blouse. “Why don’t you head home.” He cleared his throat.
“I was, but again you called in.”
“Oh yeah, sorry please don’t let me stop you.” He gestured for me to walk out. Disappointed I nodded and bowed down as a goodbye, walking towards the office door I stopped as he spoke,
“Wait but if you don’t mind, can we have a small chat.”
I smiled. “Of course, why not?” I turned around walking over to where he sat on the couch. “Could I sit?”
He chuckled. “Why do you have to ask? You’re not some slave I’m gonna treat like shit. Just sit.” He pats the empty spot beside him, I laughed sitting down one leg over the other. An awkward silence washed over us not knowing which one should speak and about what, because talking about the past would just mention that night.
“So how have you been?” Jaehyun asked his tongue dart out licking his lips.
“I’ve been well, it’s been a while I’m surprised you work here...” I fiddled with my fingers. “Surprised you ended up my boss.”
“Well I never really expected the girl I had a one night stand with to be my soon to be secretary. “ he laughed. I blushed at his mention of the one night stand, my face turning a tint of pink caused him to laugh harder.
“Hey, hey! It’s not funny! “ I playfully pushed him. “You can’t expect me to not blush after you mentioned...that.”
“Well, what else would I say? There’s not much.”
“That true..” I nervously smiled covering my face as it got redder.
“Gosh was it really that embarrassing, why are you so red?” He said. “From what I remember you really fucking enjoyed it.”
“shut up!” I said slapping his arm and grabbing the pillow placed on the couch to bury my face in. He laughed at my reaction.
“I’m joking!” Calming down from the laughter and embarrassment he nervously spoke, “am I out of line to say I missed you?”
“W-what?” My eyes grew wide from his confession. “You missed me?”
“Yeah...” he chewed his bottom lip. “Not because of the sex... well that yes but also because I wanted to get to know you as a person. You seemed really different and kind rather than all the other girls at college.”
“In all honesty, I wish I got to know you more too. Kind of had a really big thing for you...”
“I know” he chuckled.
“Huh?” My brows furrowed in question.
“Your friend, Ten told me.”
“Seriously? That asshole!” I sighed. “I‘m gonna beat him when I see him” I mumbled.
“No, no please don’t do that! When he told me I started to take interest in you more.” His gaze shifted to the ground. “I wanted to talk but I got shy every time, I have no idea why you made me nervous.”
“Me? Make you nervous?” I raised an eyebrow. I made Jung Jaehyun nervous? He nodded his head ‘yes’, his cheeks turned pink and dimples prominent from his embarrassed smile.
“You were gorgeous.” He mumbled but clear enough for me to hear.
“no I...” I trailed off.
“Still are, and hell of a lot sexier. If I could have you like that again I would-“
“Why don’t you?” I spoke up placing a hand on his thigh, gently squeezing it. He gulped, his Adam's apple bobbing. “C’mon why don’t you? You said it yourself.”
“I know but...”
“Hmm” I hummed as he hesitated on an answer, unbuttoning my blouse enough to reveal the lacy red bra underneath. His breath hitched in his throat as his eyes landed on my chest. “I guess you’re just not as fun you used to be, you were less of a pussy actually had some know how’s and now you're just such a bummer.” I teased to get him to make a move. His jaw stiffened and eyebrows furrowed.
“What you think I don’t know how to please a woman anymore?”
“A little...” I shrugged a shoulder and smirked, “Prove me wrong, I dare you.”
“Don’t talk so much, it’ll get you in trouble.” His aura changed as he stood up looking down at me.
“Punish me for it.” I breathed out. “Fucking-“ I felt a sharp sting on my cheek as Jaehyun slapped me.
“You shouldn’t use such profanity with a pretty mouth like yours.” Tangling his fingers through my hair he roughly pulled back. Cupping my chin with his other hand he tapped his thumb on my bottom lip, “ open” he commanded. I obeyed as he roughly shoved two fingers in my mouth hitting the back of my throat prompting a gag. He let out an evil chuckle from the reaction. “Suck” I bobbed my head up and down his slender fingers, swirling my tongue around them as I looked up at him through my lashes to see him smirking. Releasing his grip on my hair he moved his hand down to my neck, tracing my collar bones and back up to where my neck joined my jaw squeezing hard but enough to allow air to pass through. The breath play elicited an accidental moan. “You like that, don’t you?” His voice deep and teasing. Jaehyun lets go of my neck allowing me to take proper breaths and removes his fingers from my mouth, now glistening in saliva.
I nodded my head biting my bottom lip seductively, “Yes daddy, is it too dirty for you?” I innocently spoke. He scoffed, bending down face-to-face with me.
“Not dirty enough.” He placed a rough kiss on my lips, shoving his tongue into my mouth exploring every inch. Eventually breaking the heated kiss, our lips still connected by a thin line of saliva, which ultimately broke as Jaehyun stood back up. I heavily panted in an attempt to catch my breath. “You better put that pretty mouth of yours to work,” he pushed my head forward, my lips landing on his clothed erection. “Take daddy’s cock in your mouth.” I began to lick and suck his bulge through the fabric of his pants, beginning to get needy to have the familiar taste of his cock in my mouth I pulled back to unbuckle his belt, surprisingly Jaehyun didn’t move from his position - his hand tangled in my hair while his other lay on his side. Opening the button and pulling down the zipper his pants dropped down to his ankles. His white boxers had a wet spot from his pre-cum, I yanked them down to pool at his ankles and he stepped out of the material. His cock sprung up leaking with pre-cum, it was hard and big the perfect fucking size and fuck I was ready for it, for him.
Taking it into my mouth I pushed my head down his length, taking him all into my throat causing me to let out a gag and muffled groan. Jaehyun let out a deep sigh throwing his head back, “fuck I didn’t think you would do that.” I moaned around his cock and began moving my head up and down, his grip tightened in my hair as he controlled my actions to what he desired- the faster or slower he wanted. I grabbed onto his thighs my nails digging into his skin as he forced my head down on his cock at a fast pace. Tears welled up in my eyes threatening to fall from his rough actions until he slowed down stopping at the tip of his cock. I didn’t let go just looked up at him facing down with a devilish smirk. He brought his free hand to my face, his index and thumb placed on my nose pinching my nostrils closed. He continued his before rough action moving my head down his length, the tears which I previously held in my eyes fell down my cheeks coloured black from the now ruined mascara. The lack of oxygen caused me to see stars as my eyes rolled back, my nails still deep in his thighs bound to leave crescent marks. Taking his cock out of my mouth and releasing my nose i tried to take in a deep breath causing a cough.
He roughly pulled me up from my seat on the couch, bending me backwards onto the glass table in front of it.
“You asked for this, better not be regretting it y/n.”
“Not one bit,” I croaked out due to my sore throat. “use me like a toy, all yours.”
“what a dirty slut.” Jaehyun slapped my cheek, I gasped from the sting. I felt my blouse rip open, a button or two popping off to land elsewhere in the office. My bra now exposed and my blouse bunched up around my waist. He began to roughly massage my breasts and kiss along my neck down to my collarbone, leaving a red mark on it. One of his hands snuck around to my back to unclasp my bra, I arched up to help him a little. Opening my bra with one hand he pulled it off throwing it onto the couch. He stood up above me staring down at my half-naked figure, biting his lip causing me to blush.
“I’ll repeat once again,” he breathed. “Fucking gorgeous.” He hovered back over me placing a passionate kiss on my lips, kissing back I placed a hand on his nape and the other played with his locks. Moving back from the kiss he smiled brightly, both of his deep dimples appeared on his cheeks.
Leaving a trail of wet kisses from my neck to the valley of my breasts, he sucked and bit on the skin underneath one of my breasts, creating a purple bruise and slight teeth marks. He licked up to my nipple, nibbling and swirling his tongue around the sensitive bud - a moan eventually escaped my mouth. His lips felt so good on my skin, sucking and kissing every exposed inch, I panted occasionally moaning at the feeling of his teeth sinking in.
Finishing up toying with my breasts, he fixed himself to place his cock in between them.
“Squeeze ‘em.” he ordered. I squished my boobs around his cock as he began to thrust back and forth, giggling at the thought of someone walking into the naughty scene - as I laid backwards on Jaehyun’s glass table half naked, his cock between my chest as he jacked off. “What? You like that dirty slut?”
“Yes daddy,” I bit my lip. “I love it, I can’t wait to have your big cock in me.” I played innocent, arching my back as Jaehyun pinched my nipples.
“Shit..shit” he breathed, running his hand along his length his juices spurting out I opened my mouth attempting to get a taste failing to get most as his cum rolled down my chin or landed on my chest. “I don't know if I want you as my secretary”
I pouted up at him, “why is that?”
“I don’t trust myself, I won’t be able to hold myself back...” he held onto my arm walking me over to his office door, pushing me hard against the glass. “I’d have you like this all the time, fucking you senseless. The whole office would know about it, about how filthy of a slut you are.” I felt a shiver down my spine as he dragged a finger along down to the zipper of my black pencil skirt. He dragged it down and pulled down my skirt, helping me out of it kicking it across the room. I felt a breeze on my wet pussy since I hadn’t worn panties today, and oh boy what a marvellous day to not. “No panties?” Jaehyun smirked. “Did you plan this?”
“I forgot, daddy.” I whimpered out feeling a hard smack against my ass cheek, muttering a ‘fuck’ underneath my breath. he ground his semi hard-on against my ass,
“I’m gonna have you such a mess after this.” placing kisses on my neck as he adjusted himself at my entrance. “ready?” I nodded my head to allow him to continue his actions, and at that, he roughly thrust into my pussy. In and out, in and out at a fast pace, sound of skin on skin mixed with the wetness of my cunt. I let out a chain of moans and profanities hearing him whisper lewd things into my ear.
“Fuck daddy, I’m so close.” I was breathless, his thrust practically knocking the air out of me.
“Then cum, cum all over my cock baby girl.” Sneaking his hand around to the front of my body he rubbed my clit harshly. I screamed out as my orgasm took over me, his name leaving the tip of my tongue from the pleasure washed over me. Jaehyun continued helping me ride out my orgasm but didn’t stop even after,
“Jae…jae please.” I whimpered. “Please stop I cant.”
He wrapped an arm around me supporting me up, “Yes you can, please baby girl, for daddy.” I let out a gasp from the sudden sensitivity I’d begun to feel from my previous orgasm.
“Then eat me out.” I panted.
Jaehyun slowed down his thrust, stopping with his tip in my entrance, “what was that?” He spoke smugly.
“Eat me out and I’ll cum for you, daddy.” Jaehyun obliged, carrying my limp body bridal style to the couch.
“But last orgasm daddy, please no more after.” He nodded his head in understanding and dove down his head between my thighs. Trailing wet kisses up to my heat he took in my already sensitive nub into his mouth, I swear I would’ve orgasmed right then and there - his mouth worked wonders.
He began to play with my clit, sucking and flicking it around, eventually inching down and licking up my slit. He continued his actions causing whimpers to escape my throat and fingers tangling tightly into his messy hair. Reaching the peak of my second orgasm I let out his name like a prayer, whispering profanities coming down my high. He cleaned up my remaining juices and his mouth where it dropped down to his chin.
He smirked, “you taste-“
“please don’t.” I heavily sighed, trying to control my breathing. Jaehyun chuckled, gently lifting up my body to be on top of his as he laid down on the couch. Playful, chaste kisses were left all over my face by him, making me giggle.
“I can’t believe we’ve done that…” Jaehyun trailed off.
“Again.” I cheekily added. “And it’s still the best I’ve ever had.”
“You better be serious about that, y/n.”
“Why wouldn’t I be?” I asked confused.
“Because, I was hung up over you after leaving college I don’t know why, it was dumb really dumb but I’m glad I did since I didn’t regret you one bit.” He flashed a loving smile. “Not then, not now.”
“What’re you saying?”
“You idiot. “ he rolled his eyes. “I’m saying, I wish I did this before but it may have not been the right time - maybe now isn’t the right time either but you feel right to me so…will you give me a chance?”
“dangerous business” I laughed. “but sure.” After pressing a soft, passionate kiss upon his lips Jaehyun and I laid on the couch, our naked sticky bodies against each other for a while until we split apart to get dressed and he dropped me off at home. Let’s just say that saying yes to the so-called fuck boy, my new boss and CEO was probably the riskiest but best decision, concluding as a very happily ever after. Not the best way to reference a fairytale ending but hey you all know what I’m saying anyways
a/n: not sure if the ending is shitty but for real, I had no idea how to end it after the sex OOPS
#nct#nct 127#nct 2018#nct u#jaehyun#jung jaehyun#jaehyun smut#doyoung#johnny suh#johnny#ten#taeyong#jungwoo#yukhei#winwin#sicheng#lucas#kun#mark lee#moon taeil#yuta
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Little Book Review: Charmed Life
Author: Diana Wynne Jones.
Publication Date: 1977.
Genre: YA /middle-grade fantasy.
Premise: Orphaned Eric "Cat" Chant is used to living in the shadow of his magically talented older sister Gwendolen, and he never objects to any of her ideas. This becomes a problem when they go to live in the household of Chrestomanci, the debonair enchanter responsible for supervising all magic use in the universe. Gwendolen clashes with and grows to hate nearly everyone in Chrestomanci Castle, and Cat finds himself pulled into increasingly dangerous schemes. Should he, perhaps, hold off on getting her a "World's Best Sister" mug?
SPOILERS BELOW!
(I know it's old, but just in case.)
Thoughts: A while back, I saw a post about Batman: The Animated Series, explaining how the need to avoid showing the Joker actually murdering people forced the writers to come up with far more disturbing fates for his victims. (I can't find it now, or I'd link to it.) Similarly, this middle-grade fantasy novel contains no sex, no gore, and a fairly small amount of violence in the traditional sense, yet it portrays one of the saddest, most disturbing sibling relationships I've encountered. Don't get me wrong; Flowers in the Attic is freaky, and ASOIAF is packed with incestuous and/or murderous siblings, but there's a kind of comforting logic to Chris Dollanganger or Cersei Lannister. By comparison, Gwendolen's indifference towards and exploitation of Cat, paired with his acceptance of her surface-level behavior and inability to understand the depth of her betrayal, is truly shocking.
I first read this novel when I was ten, and at that point I hadn't read enough books to pick up on when an author was doing something really unusual. Now, though, I'm impressed how Jones wrote such a compelling, dynamic novel where the protagonist is utterly passive until the midway point. Cat spends the first half of the novel tagging along with Gwendolen, neither enthusiastically participating in her schemes nor objecting to them. You see his inner conflict--he has no real problem with anyone in the household, and he'd rather be doing normal kid stuff--but he doesn't act on it. He actually seems shocked when Chrestomanci gets mad at him for not doing anything to stop one of Gwendolen's nastiest tricks; that's just not an option for him. Then, abruptly, he finds himself alone--or, rather, with Janet, an alternate-universe version of Gwendolen whom he needs to guide. At the same time, all of Gwendolen's shady deals and petty feuds come back to haunt him at once. Suddenly he has to be an extremely active character: lying, stealing, wheeling and dealing, making friends, accidentally setting himself on fire--you name it, he's doing it. The switch is enthralling, and Jones keeps the build-up interesting by making Cat's inaction so specific.
I could go on and on about how much I love this novel. I love that most of the adults aren't monsters, but they all kind of suck. (It would've saved everyone a lot of trouble if Chrestomanci had actually tried to get to know Cat earlier, rather than taking a "wait and see if he's also a bad seed" approach; I think this element keeps the story from taking a victim-blaming turn.) I love the horrible apparitions that Gwendolen unleashes on the household, especially the ones that hint at what she's been doing to Cat. I love Janet, who brings some much-needed kindness and good humor into Cat's life. So far, it's the best reread of the year.
Hot Goodreads Take: "[T]he evil characters in the book are truly evil," warns the writer of a one-star review. So, watch out for that, I guess. She also recommends the Chronicles of Narnia as a series that has "an underlying goodness." Like, I genuinely understand being wigged out by Gwendolen's cruelty, and I get why a parent might not recommend it for a young child. I just don't know about the implication that Jadis, the White Witch, is really misunderstood or good at heart. Also, "sometimes family members don't treat each other as well as they should" seems a little less psychologically damaging than "Jesus is a lion who will maul you if you are bad."
(My personal hot take is that I have no idea how old the kids in this book are, and it's kind of frustrating. Cat seems like he could be eight at the youngest, and twelve at the oldest. Gwendolen seems like she could be as young as eleven and as old as fifteen. In some ways they seem like they're close in age, but other details suggest a gap of at least three years. The faux-Edwardian setting is the main source of the confusion, I think. I settled on them being ten and thirteen, respectively, and Chrestomanci's twins Roger and Julia being a little closer to Gwendolen's age.)
#little book review#charmed life#diana wynne jones#sibling abuse for ts#incest for ts#(not in this book but it's in flowers in the attic and asoiaf obviously)
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