#like wednesday afternoon

[autobahnmp3]

this walk and sitting in the library flipping through books was so nice i should do this more often

[tj-crochets]

Today’s enrichment for my enclosure was a new giant whale shark plushie pattern! I got all the machine sewing done, I just need to add the stuffing and close the opening for turning tomorrow

[windowsandfeelings]

Really putting all my effort into not whining about how uncomfortable I am to anyone who will listen. And failing.

[quazart]

Werehog and his pup sibs.💙💛❤

[rickybaby]

Seb is there!

via

[klanced]

also this is such a random aside but when i think back on the fallout after season 8, i mostly remember the vitriol being aimed primarily at LM. while JDS was able to squeak by mostly unscathed. was there a genuine reason that people focused more of their ire towards LM? because i’m ngl over the last couple of years i’ve been thinking that if LM bore the brunt of the internet’s hatred over season 8, even though both she and JDS were both executive producers & most likely equally responsible for the show’s downturn, then LM might’ve been a victim of targeted misogyny 

[becca-e-barnes]

Hey lovely! I love your work so much honestly you’re absolutely amazing! I was just wondering if you’d ever write anything for sbf!bucky again? I re read your work about him all the time and I’m a little bit of a whore for him 😅 no pressure whatsoever, it’s just that sweet baby has my heart 🥺

Sbf!Bucky has been really heavily requested recently and now I feel like I've been neglecting him 😩 I really enjoy writing him and it lets me dabble in my dream of being a milf some day

But I feel like he has a real sweet tooth. He's a dessert guy, 110%. Not like your husband or your son.

From the very first Sunday that your son brought Bucky over for dinner, he's been so into your desserts because a good dessert is something he's really missed during his last couple of years at college. It doesn't even really matter what you make, every week he tells you it's even better than whatever you made the Sunday before.

The store bought, dry cakes he sometimes treats himself to don't even come close to the fluffy sponges you make for him. He tells you your lemon meringue is better than the one his aunt used to make and your pies are probably a cure for sadness. He exaggerates but at least he sounds sincere.

And it's nice. It's nice that he appreciates your effort. It's nice that your desserts actually get eaten and enjoyed. It's nice that you're not sitting at the dinner table alone after lunch. Company is nice. Compliments are nice.

"I know it's late but I don't want you to think I'd forgotten." You made yourself busy in the kitchen, talking a little louder so Bucky could still hear you in the dining room. He usually helped you plate up dessert but not today.

"What are you talking about?" Bless him, he sounded so confused. "I can give you a hand if you like?"

"No, it's okay. Close your eyes." You thought your instruction was clear enough but Bucky still protested.

"Just close your eyes, Buck." You could've sworn you felt him raise his eyebrows but he did as he was told anyway.

You set the plate in front of him and laid a little dessert fork above his placemat. "I know your birthday was last Tuesday but I thought we could still celebrate it today. You're only 24 once." Bucky opened his eyes to the most mouth watering slice of chocolate cake he swore he'd ever seen in his life.

Two thick layers of moist chocolate sponge with a rich chocolate icing in between. The cake must have been heated for a couple of minutes, making the icing warm enough to make the layers slide slightly. Thick, warm chocolate sauce rolled down the sides, taking with it a light dusting of powdered sugar, almost washing away the single lit birthday candle. The plate was decorated with a perfect scoop of cool vanilla ice cream and some fresh strawberries, left overnight in a teaspoonful of sugar to draw out their juice.

"You didn't need to make a whole cake just for me!" His genuine excitement was heartwarming, quickly blowing out his candle before wax melted onto his dessert.

"Sweetheart, I make a whole cake just for you every week. Happy birthday." You lifted the little dessert fork, slicing through the sponge with it, making sure to add a little ice cream and a slice of strawberry before raising it to his lips.

You could swear he actually moans when the cake passes his lips. He makes the same noise at dessert every Sunday and you swear you never get tired of hearing it. It's so close to the noise he makes when he first sinks inside you and God, that sound is beautiful.

Your foot grazes his leg, gently but deliberately and there's a battle going on behind those eyes when he takes the fork from his own mouth. On one hand, your husband is in the next room, sitting beside your son, Bucky's best friend. On the other hand, Bucky needs you to know how much he appreciates this. Appreciates you. And if he's honest with himself, your husband and son being so close has never stopped him before.

"Fuck, you've ruined me." He groans, pressing his lips to yours in a hurry. Somehow you manage to stifle your surprise, catching up when he presses you back onto the dining room table.

"You and those fucking desserts. It's not fair. You get me half hard during dinner and then you feed me the best chocolate cake I've ever had? Do you know how unfair that is?" His hands are all over you, pulling your skirt up in between frantic kisses.

The chocolate cake is all but forgotten, the ice-cream left to melt while Bucky kisses your neck before he tugs your panties off, tucking them into the back pocket of his jeans.

[kiwisoap]

Gonna be campingggg for work for the next couple days :D gotta get my food together this afternoon then it's into the woods for me

[baeshijima]

FUCK HELLO I DIDNT REALISE WE WERE ALREADY IN MAINTENANCE SO UHM

MAY ALL BLACK SWAN WANTERS BE BLACK SWAN HAVERS !!!

MAY ALL IMBIBITOR LUNAE WANTERS BE IMBIBITOR LUNAE HAVERS !!!

MAY ALL MISHA WANTERS BE MISHA HAVERS !!!

MAY ALL SPARKLE WANTERS BE SPARKLE HAVERS !!!

MAY ALL JING YUAN WANTERS BE JING YUAN HAVERS !!!

HAPPY 2.0 AND WELCOME TO PENACONY EVERYONE <333

[racingmiku2018]

i remember when me and my siblings were helping my dad pack up to move apartments one of us accidentally packed his full inhaler with the empty ones and we brought that box of inhalers to the new place and drove back to the old one and when my dad found out he said "ill just let myself die if i have an asthma attack" and then later in the night he did have an asthma attack and i had to call an ambulance for him and when they got there they helped him with his stupid asthma and then had to help me because i was having a panic attack bc i thought i had put the inhaler in the wrong box and it wouldve been my fault if he died. i was 15

[luvmoonie]

i’m telling you, if you’ve watched the one day series do NOT read the book. i am broken, destroyed, incapacitated absolutely UNFIXABLE LIKE OH MY GOD

[fall-out-books]

every time I make a recipe with just egg white I immediately forget what recipes only use the egg yolk and vice versa. what is this? am I cursed? cursed to always end up making the most mid omelette? does the universe’s cruelty know no bounds?

[volturiprincess]

Why did I think that the 13 was on Saturday? And already thinking that today is Thursday? Finals weeks has me fucked up already.

[omanu]

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[whoslaurapalmer]

so this week's overall mission is Getting Bills In My Name, and my cousin's wife and my aunt and i went to comcast on friday to ask about getting my mom's plan in my name or starting a new account (first of all we have tv+internet through comcast, and verizon for cell phones -- the only reason i can figure for this is because we've been a comcast customer since before we had cell phones, but then we had the landline since before we had the internet, idk it was the late 90s, okay.), and the woman at comcast said that my mom's plan isn't actually something they offer anymore and is a great deal, so i could be grandfathered in to it, which wasn't what i was expecting bc i'd priced cheaper plans online (including with the phone) but i was like. okay. this woman is an employee and of course, knows comcast better than i do. and they don't even offer this specific plan anymore but i could still get it! so my brother and i go back this morning to comcast with the account switching paperwork but i also came With Questions. bc i have a limited income and i would like it to cost less than it current does, bc that's a lot!! and when i did price plans online!! the options were cheaper!! and better suited to me as one person!! but the woman at comcast said that there really was no cheaper plan and also that phones were not bundled and a separate cost? and i was like. 1) i am not a comcast employee. there are things i do not know. 2) however, it says something different online, but i don't want to argue with this woman, bc she's nice but also kind of intimidating and doesn't sound like she's actually willing to work with me on the best price and what's right for me, despite me leading with 'i'm on a limited income.' 4) there may be things i have to make concessions on going forward, in the name of finances, which i hate, and she said i could take out cable, but i really do like cable. it's a whole thing. i shouldn't have to compromise. i don't know. 5) these are decisions i have to make myself now!! no one can make them for me!! which is nice but also incredibly stressful!! i don't want to make the wrong decision, but i also want to stand firm if i think there might be a better option, and i also don't want people to just tell me what to do!! 6) i should have asked more specific questions, probably. but i was very thrown in the moment, despite preparing. i am working so hard, okay. 7) MAYBE SHE SHOULD'VE ASKED HER OWN QUESTIONS, THOUGH, SEEING MY CONCERN!!

also overwhelmingly it'd be easier to make decisions if THE GOVERNMENT WOULD PROCESS MY APPLICATION AND GIVE ME MY DECEMBER MONEY

so i told her i'd have to think about it. i might just call comcast right out instead and see what they tell me. in any event, my brother and i had a great time looking at all the display phones and poking them while we were waiting!! we got to see the touchscreen flip phones!!!

my brother: whoa. me: i think they're so neat, but they're so expensive. but, the flipping...... my brother: don't they test them for like, one thousand flips or something? me: yeah, but like, i just KNOW i'd fidget with it. i KNOW i would. my brother: ......yeah, you would. me: and so i'm convinced i'd break it somehow. but it is neat. my brother: it is.

[6mayhem]

said a bunch of shit i regret in the gc 🤣🤣🤣🤣 including telling my friend to shut the fuck up and take me serious for once i am not her goddamn punch line. but frankly deserved