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Watching Star Wars was a mistake. For years I’ve derived so much pleasure from seeing discourse on my timeline that’s like “it’s actually a pretty good writing choice that Glimbo Knutts manipulated the imbledimbians in the force to make Darth Freeble his personal jedi froogler. It gives the original trilogy more depth” and not knowing what the fuck anybody is talking about. But now I do and it’s ruined. I understand what you freak ass dorks are saying and it isn’t fun anymore. Glimbo Knutts making Darth Freeble his jedi froogler DOES give the original trilogy more depth. This sucks man

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every time I make a recipe with just egg white I immediately forget what recipes only use the egg yolk and vice versa. what is this? am I cursed? cursed to always end up making the most mid omelette? does the universe’s cruelty know no bounds?

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you're in her DMs. I'm in her fandom discord server validating her headcanons. we are not the same.

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This is literally this entire website in a nutshell

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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

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Save a horse

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and finally...hot boiiii

i love essek...hes my fav

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Forgot to post my costume: cybertruck driver

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girl who develops a god complex and changes her pronouns from she/her to She/Her

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genuinely sick when a guy was like Made In A Lab for you to be a freak about. many such cases.

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if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time

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in my mind youtube isn’t a social media because i don’t talk to anyone on there. that’s just where video is :)

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Trying to watch hannibal without subtitles:

Hannibal: Mmmbdmsnn, Will? Did you sjduk mmfndm hdudhebjsbj jdjdinsk?

Will: I don't even know who I mnfmmd dmdjndm sndmnd even when shhsmmdi ajsjdjdm mcmcmcm... ndjdnmd mind.....

The music:

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.