#like tomato but without the to-
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he is sort of the inverse
oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.
#pixar cars#cars (2006)#mater's tall tales#cars 2#cars 2 (2011)#cars 2 movie#cars 3 (but barely)#cars fandom#cars mater#mater cars#tow mater#like tomato but without the to-#mater
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[jttw swk oc children] tried out giving them some new clothes but I dunno bout this one… 🤔
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#drawing them again because I love them#you Will Look 🔫#/threat#digital art#my art#journey to the west#jttw oc#jttw sun wukong#jttw au#original character#for those not aware these are my swk children ocs#they’re powerful but obviously not as much as their dad#I imagine they just have high ranking roles in his monkey army and defend huaguoshan while he’s off journeying#shooting comet and frozen river#my son tomato and his brother turnip#tomato was born first#I’m torn between making them twins or half brothers born at the exact same time#tomato’s actually very nice but other monkeys find it a bit hard to read him cuz he’s always making the monkey#face equivalent of killing intent face#turnip was born without eyes so he has no problem just letting em bangs hang#I imagine they were like toddlers when swk left and when he comes back he gets like two full grown adult demon monkeys thrown at him like#welcome back father!!! and he’s just befuddled standing there like who are you people 🗿#they have so many other half siblings I think#don’t ask me who their mothers are#I hc swk as on the aroace spec now but back when I first started getting into jttw I imagined he would have a lot of concubines#or willing partners at least - of both genders of course I’m not stupid#his advisors looking for him like where is dasheng??! 😨#meanwhile there’s a pile of babies with a suspicious tail peaking out from under them
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happy mother's day lmfao
bonus (the girls are fightiiing):
#and thus eddie caused a category 5 neighborhood disaster bc he tried to flirt via sandwich questions#which is a totally valid way to flirt. Totally.#what's more romantic than being able to bring people their favorite sandwiches without having to ask#idk im not a romantic. almost wrote tomantic. i dont like tomatoes either#welcome home#scribble salad#welcome home fanart#welcome home puppet show#in all honesty during last night's festive breakdown i had the doodled Thought above#and scribbled it in my phone notes#it feels good to not only have an Idea but to also Get It Out#yaknow? i dont get that often#brain usually has half a thought then fizzles out and decides to go lay down for a full week#also here's a niche concept that is incredibly funny to me:#a neighbor swearing and wally immediately being like NO!!! THE RATINGS!!!!#he has to snipe them before they can get the full word out. how sad :'{#alsoX2 special thanks to these doodles for keeping me awake#i had decided not to sleep when i drew this and i can't fall asleep before ten otherwise ill wake up 4 hours later wide awake#with no hope of getting back to sleep#and another s/o to barnaby for being incredibly pleasant to draw. he does not fight me like the others do
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Sorry I’m not replying to messages. I do see them. I’m answering some asks and posting a bit of random thought stuff on twitter but I’m feeling kind of like I’m retreating to my old hermit state of internet usage.
These past few weeks I haven’t had energy to do a lot of stuff. It currently takes a lot out of me to reply individually because I’m trying to secure a job for myself again. So a lot of my energy is put there and worrying about my finances and future…
Thank you for the support as always and I’ll try to respond as soon as I feel I can give a decent response to DMs.
As for art stuff, I thought about starting to post again but due to the recent AI stuff that was released about sketches being converted to lineart easily, I got a bit paranoid again so it might take a while. I’m reading comics between breaks and rediscovering my love for stories so that’s good
#you can say I’m regular guy larping on twitter. and by regular guy larping I mean just being myself without the pressure to put out any art#you know I used to operate in the mental system of oh it’s been 2 days. better go pump something out. I broke the cycle guys…#I’m just like some of you guys… straight up chilling and reading. playing video games.#I don’t really know if I should’ve posted this..? I don’t know if it was necessary to clarify where I am or what I’m doing.. but I realized#there were some messages my scrambled brain forgot to get back to and didn’t want people feeling like I’m ignoring them…#feel free to throw tomatoes at me mentally if I haven’t replied v_v
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i really hate “it’s x, what did critics expect?” discourse. as if critics are dumdumbs who walk into every movie expecting it to be citizen kane.
critics can appreciate camp. critics can appreciate popcorn flicks. they often do.
but it’s possible to be a bad popcorn flick. it’s possible to be bad at camp. it’s possible for any type of movie to be a good or bad example of its “type.”
that’s not to say critics as a group are unquestionable. they’re not a monolith and frequently argue.
if you need a handy parallel, it’s kind of like in animation discourse when someone says “it’s a kids movie” vs “kids deserve good movies, not bottom of the barrel crap.” you can judge anything, actually - as long as you’re willing to meet something where it’s at.
the criticisms of the fnaf movie are not borne out of wishing it was a more serious drama. we’re talking about a group who (overall) loved the shit out of the irreverent and camp horror movie “m3gan.”
it’s born out of wishing fnaf was a good movie. yknow like. maybe more fun? or scary? or both? instead of what it is, which is mostly boring characters doing lazy, generic backstories and lore exposition.
the part i’ve seen critics praise are actually the more campy elements - like matthew lillard throwing himself into his role, despite how underwhelming it is. i’ve seen critics want MORE animatronics, colors and camp, not less!
to paraphrase one critic: for a movie with an enormous robot chicken armed with a cupcake, it’s an oddly serious, even dour movie. it’s the human drama that pads the film. the animatronics are pretty great, but unfortunately, they are a distant second in focus compared to the human actors.
believe it or not, many critics actually wanted the horror animatronics movie to be about the animatronics. instead we get josh hutcherson looking vaguely tired and annoyed in every scene. as if that’s what we signed up for. is that what YOU wanted, fnaf fan?
social media try reading what the critics are actually saying before bashing the critics challenge: impossible difficulty.
#critics can literally be like boy i love fun and camp and silliness i sure hope this movie is fun and silly - boo it’s serious and boring!#and social media will just look at a rotten tomatoes score without actually checking what’s being said and decide The Critics Hate Fun#not su /#fnaf#fnaf movie#five nights at freddy's
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Me in the non Euclidean Binghe world hellscape world sitting down to eat a bowl of soup only to hit the cheek of a Bingsoup in my now bingbowl who's staring back at me with a stupid smile thinking 'not another one. That's the fourth soup this week'
And dump it on the floor and watch the soup abomination walk out the door and try again. Not even frustrated by this point. Just over it.
#svsss#svsss shitpost#skinzun#i like to think the tomatoes have grown legs#im carving a pumpkin right now and laughter is not the mood for holding big knife#i cannot control my head meat#but yeah get up to make soup#my bingmatos blink at me#cant even make soup without it gaining sentiance in this economy
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I guess you can say im comfortable enough to get out of my hiatus
Does anyone miss me ….. 🥹
#cherub.txt#this is gonna take some time to get used to LOL#im not too connected with tumblr like I used to but I miss my moots here and I need a place to be mushy gushy to my faves without the verge#of feeling like someone is going to throw tomatoes at me LMFAO im probably over reacting but I kinda miss interacting with other self shippe#-ers#I will be honest I haven’t drawn self ship art besides my really bad wips I’ve been at my fanartist era#THO I did receive some art from friends and a particular video from someone…#SORRY IM RAMBLING I miss talking here
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one of my greatest joys in the way i dress is the amount of small children who stare at me in wonder when i go into a supermarket
#im in a very non alternative area and i dress pretty consistently like a storybook witch without the hat#ill just be there with my basket of tomatoes and bread and tea and an 8 year old girl will look like she’s seeing an angel#i really love that#i grew up around alt people so i never had this but being that alt person to kids who haven’t seen one before is a delight
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Oh now the villagers know..... and arlong burned the town to punish her..... for some reason
#WHY DID THEY PUT THE VILLAGE GOING AFTER ARLONG AFTER NAMI HURTS HERSELF???? HUH???#also the concept of money being important is lost... arlong wants money too thats why he does certain things... and it contrasts#with namis want for money which is for survival.... but alas...#i wont let you do that 🥺🥺 AHDKAHSKSJKQ#nami doesnt decide what people do thats why she was stabbing herself... and why she controls herself... literally let herself be taken....#also nami just being there to do fuck all cause she isn't fighting..... and that is alright do they know that.....#johnny and josuke....... miss you.... also luffy not wanting a cook on his crew ever since they ran out of food akdjsksj#why did they focus on the fishman racism is what i dont understand. whats the point. this story is not about that.... we get that later lmao#'everyone should be free to live as they choose' SHUT UUUUUUUP!!!!#like he didnt get nami as a slave bc shes a human.... and hes not playing by human rules he found a loophole in their pact ajdhaksjs#and the could you use her so effectively doesnt hit without luffy saying he doesnt know how to do anything and all that....#luffy should be saying like 50% of what he says.... he says fuck all all the time#and why does sanji care about luffy literally what did he do for him....#usopp gets fuck all.... he literally cries and throws up on this fight... why did they skip thag#'zeff was mean to you... boohoo' TELL HIM ZORO!!!!#sanji fueled by love for nami yeah.... but he looks so ridiculous fighting with that suit ajdhakshsjs#also such a shame he hasnt been crushed dramatically.... how would usopp now if he is alright or not#no sun shining behind luffy as he comes out of the rubble like he is the second comong of jesus christ.... 0 stars#the fact that it took them nothing to beat them is kinda shit. like zoro gets wrecked and sanji nearly drowns... luffy gets also wrecked...#and no usopp songs back to back til sunrise.... tragic#usopp getting rewarded for what... he wasnt even scared#YEAH GARP PUNCH HIM!!!! COME ON!!! WHO DARES DISOBEY YOU???!!!#'i dont want to fight you grandpa' BOOOOOO TOMATO TOMATOOOOO#'you're on your own now....' HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THATS THE POINT!! AND YOU DIDNT FUCKING HELP WITH THAT!!!! we are just saying things now....#'i know what it means to fight for your family' whejdja??? whats that supposed to mean??? did bellemere not fight?? she literally did???#*melania trump hello???* whats this about... namis story is not about fighting for your family her mother literally dies for that ajdhajab#and why did they put a tattoo on top of the other in the manga she gets a scar from removing the arlong one and then gets the other one.....#luffy hugging koby.... he didnt hug nami then for what???#do you guys think they will cast someone really ugly as dragon...#watching opla
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had my first lox bagel bc someone's doordash order accidentally got sent to my house and it was too late to have someone go back for it so I just ate it
#i liked it#if i ordered it tho i would do it without the tomato that the person ordered#sorry to that person but i had lox bagel for dinner lmao
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Heres the alt version from one my recent ghiralink drawings! Ghiralink pt2 spit bungaloo
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#i do genuinely love this one links hair is muah perfection#i og deleted this version and reposted without the spit bc i didnt like it at first#i was recently made aware that im too hard on my art which yeah is true#if i saw someone else draw this i would think this is cool as hell#this is the version where ghirahim is spitting in links mouth#well technically hes letting spit from his tounge fall on his face but tomato tomato#ya know ive never read a fic where ghirahim does this but to be fair im not good at reading more aggressive pwp fics especially s verse#ghirahim#skyward sword#ghiralink#link skyward sword#mosss art#cpys art
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"lilith and lucifer cant be t4t bc-" BOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO
#lucifer morningstar#lilith morningstar#THEYRE T4T ITS CANON I KNOW IT#my proof?#a boy without a pussy is like an angel without wings#a girl without a dick is like an angel without wings#AMEN#tomatos arent good enough we're using BRICKS
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avocado toast btw. if you even care
#avocado feta tomato & then i went a little crazy with the seasonings#salt pep thyme oregano garlic/parsley chili flake a little fresh basil from the plant my boss gave me (!!)#which was actually very kind. she was like ‘i just repotted this basil & you were the first person i thought of who would actually use fresh#basil’ and i was like 🥹 because. of course i will#oh and olive oil OF COURSE i could never do it without her#photo record#food tag#chatpost#and this is obviously on my beautiful fresh farmy markey bread. sourdough :)#this is also heirloom tomato from farmer market too
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hey dude I hope you’re doin all right and that packing and all is going well! Remember to take it easy and drink lots of water! Motivation will return when it’s ready :] 🌻🌙❣️
im losing my sanity as usual but the packing Is Indeed going well! im almost done <3
#and soooo true#motivation is like... a wild horse#you have to let it come to you#it may run away again. it may kick you in the face! but who knows... maybe you'll ride it for just long enough#before it bucks ya off#yk ive been on a bucking horse before. it was easier to stay on than i imagined#ah eaden... you crazy mustang... miss ya#& thank you! i have been Chugging water so no worries about that#actually - uno reverse card#YOU drink water & take it easy. but remember to take it!#rambles from the bog#actually i may have underestimated how much food ill need in a week...#cause i packed up the unneeded pantry stuff....#well huh no. cause if i make that box of pasta i kept unpacked... i have some tomato sauce left i think...#livin' the college student life without ever going to college!#if i need to ill order a pizza or somethin... maybe more curry...#ok no im being dramatic theres a bunch of frozen stuff nevermind. i forgor
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Celebration of Twilight update
Planning to finish COT sooner or later. I've changed my mind about playing LGTS so will likely get that game as well. Not sure of whether I should change the Strange Boy's name or not since he got a canon title (Ozzy).
In the process of penning Lisette's next chapter, Death Drive. Here's a short preview:
At the very end of the table, where Goldia had once been bound with rope, surrounded by guests permanently invited, a lone figure sat hunched. Cautiously, Enjel moved closer. Lisette's double was not a captive, but remained in place, violet eyes glittering in the low light, face unsmiling and haggard. She didn't move, even as Enjel stopped a safe distance away, and cleared her throat. Bread crumbs decorated a soup dish surrounded by crumpled napkins.
"Hello," said Enjel, for lack of a better approach to friendly topics. "Can you hear me?"
The golem took ages to nod, but at least it was reciprocation. Didn't turn, or even flinch at the sight of another person, staring blankly forward.
"Pardon my interruption. I… wish to speak with your creator. But it doesn't look like Lisette is here. Could you, ah, provide directions, please?"
Chapped lips moved, cracking like worked, dry clay. She was saying something. Enjel leaned in, strained to listen.
"What?"
"She's right behind you."
Heart hammering in her chest, Enjel jerked around like she'd seen the devil, and was still trying to process it when a boot slammed down with the force of a thunderclap, echoing across cobblestone. Even Lisette's movements seemed to be amplified, stiff and haughty, as she approached from behind a pillar like a corpse shambling out of a dank crypt.
She certainly knew how to make a memorable entrance.
#seyu talks#my fics#pocket mirror#little goody two shoes#enjel pocket mirror#lisette pocket mirror#lisette is just. like this#she creeps out people without even trying to#has ptsd from getting tomatoes thrown at her in the circus ring#to clarify this is the main clone we see throughout most of her level but not the real liz
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#House of Ashes#Jason Kolchek#Eric King#my gifsets#man those bright green backgrounds in this part of the game are a pain to look at imo#I have enough trouble adjusting the colors of that green without ruining the green of Salim's uniform#but I couldn't get these gifs to a decent color without making Eric look like a tomato or Violet Beauregard lmao#hope you guys still enjoy
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