#like this altered my brain chemistry

[makedonsgriva]

I am on my knees begging you all to watch this it’s so good🧎‍♂️‍➡️

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

"Down, boy."

[comradesummers]

love seeing people on here watch btvs for the first time. at first they're like, i'm watching this silly goofy show from the 90's and i'm having so much fun! and then by the time they've entered the torment nexus you've been living in for over a decade, they're too invested to leave. it's like watching people being slowly dragged into hell.

[time-woods]

im not ready for his whimsy im not ready but im ready who knew one mans whimsy could strike one down

[influencerpippin]

kisses u on the forehead in an unmistakably samfrodo 2003 way

[chaikachi]

The italicized "oh." of it all 😭

Blake's Version

[trueloveistreacherous]

MARELLA'S 12TH TUMBLR ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION @rachelsennot requested: Russian Doll or Poker Face

Hey, man. Didn't you get the news? We're about to die. It doesn't matter. I die all the time. Me too.

[papertowness]

my dealer : yo i just got this new strain called ‘ princeton plainsboro 2006 ‘ 😳 you’ll be zonked off your gourd 💯

me : yeah whatever i don’t feel shit

* ten minutes later *

me : i gotta get this guy his sandwich

my buddy house , pacing back and forth : maybe i don’t want to push this thing until it breaks

[humdrumvillain]

I have some THOUGHTS about "Hold Them Down"

So like we all know how that song goes Antinous wants to kill Telemachus to get access to Penelope, right? Right.

Facts.

But in the song it's acknowledged that Telemachus is away on a diplomatic mission, therefore away, leaving Penelope supposedly defenseless since he's supposedly the only thing standing in their way.

Why couldn't they bust into her room kool-aid man style while he was away? Like she's alone and Antinous & Co are just like

"Hmm, it's a shame we can't take advantage of this moment"

Like, idk if my brain is too "toxic yaoi" coded & just interprets the song as Antinous having some ✨️feelings✨️ about Telemachus and is choosing to ignore those feelings

Like literally trying to kill those feelings and bury them in the sea, then "wanting" to do horrible terrible awful things to Penelope to prove he's man enough because idk sexism & internalized homophobia

Bro is emphasizing that he will be the one to kill Telemachus. He will be the one to break him. This is something that only he must do. But with Penelope, there's the line "hold her down while we share her spoils." he's willing to share her. Is it perhaps because she isn't his true desire?

Like, sir, I'm pretty sure if you would have waited another 5 minutes, drink some self reflection juice, and just admit you don't actually want Penelope and want Telemachus instead

Ody would have been like 👍 while he's nakey and coated in blood and shaking like a chihuahua high off his "hurt everyone" juice

Then Antinous and Telemachus could have made out sloppy style while Ody is upsetti spaghetti about his wife asking him to move their bed

[dilfmobius]

"Existence is chaos. Nothing makes any sense so we try to make some sense of it. And I'm just lucky the chaos I emerged into gave me all of this. My own glorious purpose." LOKI 1x02 - The Variant

[maxipad33]

hook, line, sinker by cazio / @chubbydino

At least he finally knew what Daniel wouldn’t tell him: some sins left a permanent stain so dark even strangers could read their warning.

cover version under the cut

[kayatoastkkat]

he can shoot me actually I'd thank him

Lanyon with a gun was something I never knew I so desperately needed yet everyone's sleeping on him 😔

bonus doodle (that are also volume 2 bonus story spoilers) under the cut!

imagine you break out of your mind control momentarily because of how hot your boyfriend looked with a gun 😋😋

[logicpng]

so hanging out on cohost from time to time i ended up getting propaganda'd into playing corru.observer

so. if you haven't. you should play corru.observer. i'm just studying the characters mostly while i'm processing the whole experience

[lenjaysdp]

just finished mob psycho 100 im going to go sit in a corner and cry now

[acatalystrising]

It’s officially been three years since THAT SCENE and I think all the Boba simps had their brain chemistry altered. Mine included. 🫡

This scene has borne so much smutty filth and I will not apologize…

[iwantoceans]

If I die today, could you be the one to kill me?