bad bitches. to the left.....................money bitches. to the right. anyone else in here really tired. oh sorry you can be both: meet in the middle, dance all night
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Accessibility tip:
If you want to automate your home a bit, but you don't want any "smart" tech, you can just buy remote controlled power sockets instead
They are a lot cheaper and easier to set up and use than some home automation smart tech nonsense
They don't need an app (but some models come with optional apps and there are apps that are compatible with most of these)
Many of them use the 433mhz frequency to communicate, which makes most models compatible with each other, even if they are from different manufacturers
The tech has been around for a long time and will be around for a long time to come
You don't have to put any fucking corporate listening devices like an amazon echo in your home
Models for outdoors exist as well
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i have lots of flaws but i do at least take a fair amount of comfort knowing that, if i were a customer NPC in a fast food/retail management game, i would be one of the chill early-level ones that can wait a super long time before they start getting impatient, and you breathe a sigh of a relief when you see them show up in a harder level
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Less "Mario would be angry and disapproving of Luigi's crush on Bowser"
More "Mario is as much of a silly little man as Luigi and his natural reaction to all of his baby bro's crushes is to give big thumbs ups and step in only when it's necessary, leading to harmless situations like "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KIDNAPPED BOWSER"
"He got angry when I knocked at his door and attacked me so I had to knock him out."
"BUT WHY DID YOU KIDNAP HIM??"
"His kids weren't happy that I knocked him out and they tried to kill me so I picked him up and ran."
"BUT WHY??"
"Luigi. My bro. Mio caro frattelino. I love you very much but if i don't give you a nudge you will bury yourself in sand and starve before you make the first step."
"So you kidnapped Bowser instead ??"
"Maybe ??? That wasn't really planned !!"
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thinking about that theory that peekaboo is a sliver of the wight in the locker, and how maybe that means it maintains a sort of connection to the other part and would be able to see part of what it sees and FUCK. FUCK. I JUST REALIZED IT ONLY KNEW HOW TO SAY PEEKABOO WHEN THEY FIRST MET. OVER AND OVER. HIDING ITS FACE WITH LITTLE HANDS. ALMOST LIKE
IT WAS PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK
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Heirs of Quendi Edhel & Firya Feir; Elrond & Elros
Green leaves: Green leaves symbolize new beginnings, rebirth, love, hope, and resilience
Blueberries: I found an article about blueberries, and it was mentioned that in Native American folklore, they were believed to be a gift from the great spirit, who sent star berries to ease children's hunger during hard times - as a whole blueberry symbolizes wisdom, knowledge, and understanding
Quendi, Edhel = Elvers: First; Quenya - Second; Sindarin
Firya, Feir = Humans/mortals: First; Quenya - Second; Sindarin
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heres what i think would’ve happened if phoenix didnt get hospitalized at the beginning of 4-2
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