#like that's regulus i fear

[luv-stargazer]

listening to tortured poets department like how can i relate EVERY SONG to some dead gay wizards

[likeprongstostars]

bartylus frankenstein (bartenstein) au but regulus is not only in the pursuit of knowledge of creation but also wants a build-a-boyfriend simulator

plus some cut up vers.

[foursaints]

i realized i pretty much exclusively enjoy male characters when they come in one of two heavily traumatized flavors. and he has to be either: A) the domineering aggressor, infallible abuser, perpetrator of patriarchal (often sexual) violence, who is deeply repressed and merely continuing the cycle of male violence foisted onto him in childhood, OR B) a thoroughly un-sexed male victim, meek and pathetic and pliable, typically coded as a child because of dubious nymphet waifery and/or lack of bodily autonomy, who exploits their perceived helplessness in service of MALEVOLENT REVENGE

and barty crouch jr is the special exception cause he's literally both

[sweetnnaivete]

thank god james has a bunch of music-loving friends because otherwise his music taste would be such ass

[otrtbs]

block!!

okay 🫡

there’s more where those screenshots came from too 😭‼️ i think when they started to compare my fanfic to one of the other 3 fanfics they’ve read i was out … like shut up!

[lupiinist]

a marauders!encanto au, but instead of the children getting magical powers at a certain age, the 'powers' (curses or blessings, depending on who's talking) are a product of inbreeding.

[justsumtransdude2000]

The 'she never would've let you leave if she didn't have a spare' trope genuinely haunts me. It keeps me up at night. I truly wonder deeply and profoundly abt it every single day. i haven't even read Choices yet the label of spare haunts every single interpretation I will ever have of regulus arcturus black. he can never not have a brother, even when he doesn't. even when he responds "barty and evan are fine, thanks for asking.' even when he feels like his brother will never forgive him for the sacrifices he has had to make. every word he speaks, every thing he does every breath he takes is all through the lens of being the safety blanket for a loose cannon of a sibling and it haunts me.

[knockoff-conlon]

"stop being an idiot," regulus huffs. "and no hitting on barty when he gets here, okay?" sirius rolls his eyes. "don't roll your eyes, you've hit on every one of my friends. despite the fact that evan is dating lily and dorcas is a woman, a lesbian, and in love with marlene."

"what was the issue with me hitting on pandora then?" sirius asks.

"you're gay and she's a woman?"

"i can't explore my sexuality now, then?"

"shut up."

"i could turn dorcas. i put out more than marlene."

"we both know that's not true."

"yeah, actually, marlene is a borderline sex addict." the doorbell rings. "oh my god- barty!"

"don't!" regulus shouts, getting up to get the door. sirius grins, stretching his legs into regulus' old spot on the couch. regulus returns with some guy who is fucking hot as shit.

"oh, are you barty?" sirius asks. barty grins. he's got piercings in his nose, septum, eyebrow, and ears from what he can see. he also has those snake bite piercings in his lip. the tips of his hair are dyed bright green. and he has tattoos running from his neck to his hips.

"if you want me to be." his tank top is cropped and ripped in most places. his jeans are set low enough for the tattoos riding up his hips to be on full display and are ripped too. his converse are all scuffed and have drawings on the sides.

"barty, don't flirt with my brother."

"don't have such a hot brother then, reggie."

"ugh- stop being gross." sirius grins.

"it's cool, reg. i'll leave." he jumps up, heading out of the room, staring over his shoulder at barty. barty stares back, grinning.

"sirius, barty- stop," regulus snaps.

"how do you do that?" sirius shouts back. "go fuck yourself."

[deathnguts]

What would you guys say if I, hypothetically, confessed that my introduction to Bartylus as a ship was actually my own oc that was their son and literally not a day goes by where I’m not thinking about him to the point where I genuinely forgot he’s not a canon character and therefore Bartylus is also not canon because they did not canonically have him and like ten minutes ago I was drawing him and genuinely wondering why no one talks about him and now I’m very disappointed in myself for forgetting only I know he exists so of course no one talks about him

[titaniumions]

(some) r1999 charas but i assign them entities from the magnus archives

[zlobonessa]

hm. i feel like I'm not unhinged enough for the past few days. here's my old-but-reworked omegaverse headcanon tier list.

[347-emeraldbitch]

Regulus: Cor Leonis, Pollux, Castor, Alrescha, Denebola—

Sirius: What are you doing???

Regulus: Giving the children proper names. Do you think my nephew would like to add Rasalas to his name??? It means —

Sirius: I know what it means. No Reggie.

Regulus: How can they be members of the family if they don’t have a constellation somewhere in their name??!!!!?!!!

Sirius: Absolutely not!!!

Regulus: They can just add it to the end!!! Sirius!!! This is a serious situation!!!

Sirius: You would be the one to ruin that joke!!!

Regulus: I will not take no for an answer!!! Cousin Percy is partial to some form of Leo. He’s the oldest so he can have first pick.

Sirius: I hope Molly Weasley hears this!!!

Regulus: I’m not afraid of her!!! I fight with the nastiest family portraits for fun!!!

[courfee]

“So is this like a fake dating thing where you’re actually crushing on him for real but hide your feelings because it’s supposed to be only fake?” James frowns and shakes his head. “I don’t have feelings for him. He’s just my best friend’s little brother.” Matz swirls the rest coffee in his mug around as he scrutinises James. “You know, someone can be your best friend’s little brother and also a person you have a crush on. These two things are not mutually exclusive.” “I know,” James pouts. He does know. That doesn’t change the fact that Regulus is Sirius’ little brother and therefore James can’t have feelings for him. Doesn’t. Have feelings for him, that is.

there's a new chapter!

[morsmortish]

do you ship jegulus

i am…not really bothered either way. to me, i respect that it is a good ship with good tropes, but i simply cannot find myself excited over them together. i’ve read all the big jegulus fics, and i can see the appeal, they just don’t appeal to ME. which is a shame because all the fics i’ve read are absolutely amazing. wish i could get muster a bit more enthusiasm tbh.

[starcharmed]

you liking pink-haired characters is such a big WWW >>>> I'm excited for your March 7th theme !!!!!

kindly demanding you to drop your own personal hcs about the marauders as well !! or just hcs about any of your favorite characters because I wanna get to know more about your interests and stuff >:DD

let me cook please 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

regulus and mcgonagall have both fallen victim to james “pspspspsps” potter. they both normally don’t react to it at all whenever they’re in their animagus forms, it’s just the way james does it with a glimmer in his eye…it’s hard not to respond.

remus “don’t bother me when i’m reading” lupin and lily “trying to focus” evans are such a dangerous combination that peter has opted to travel through the common room in his animagus form when they’re both in a zone.

lily has often lent sirius clothing items (i’m pushing my sirius identifying as masc but dressing feminine majorly agenda). she also drew stars in eyeliner for him whenever they had parties </3

remus emulated his friends accents and so his natural one was all over the place. he would sound different in almost every sentence depending on who he was around.

whenever barty jr gets into debates or arguments and cannot think of a response fast enough, he impulsively yells things like “die”, “kys”, or “nuh uh”.

as for non-marauders related !

march 7th has lost her mind over a game of connect 4, no elaboration

ellie williams does not change out her shoes until someone says something or she physically cannot fit her foot in them anymore

isha has dressed herself and sevika up in a typical tea party attire so they could have one. jinx laughed so hard at how sevika looked she popped a rib.

mitsuri makes and brings shinobu food because she’s under the impression she does not eat a lot (she’s correct).

[a-lilypad]

i’ve been dragged to the beach, i am absolutely terrified of the sea and am sat here feeling like i’m about to take relating to regulus black to a whole new level