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i just had subway and two things, one. i fucking love tuna and 2. that churro is a crime against humanity and they should be sued for selling something that bad
#chatterye#it was so gross jesus#but my tuna sandwich was banger i love tuna#actually here's my favorite way to make tuna salad#korean tuna <- aka tuna that's in oil and not water. does it matter? maybe maybe not but that;s what i prefer#pickles <- i actually despise pickles BUT it's good when it's in tuna salad and i really don't put in a lot because i still hate thme but i#is a nice contrast with the tuna. i also want to say that celery does not cut it. not the right flavor. also i hate celery in anything othe#than chicken salad#mayo <- obvious but yeah a lot of mayo; i use and prefer american mayo to kewpie but preferences#soy sauce!!!!!! <- secret (not really) ingredient to making a really good tuna salad. it's really good. you don't need to add a lot but it#makes it like 1309r829309 times better it's a necessity NOT optional#corn <- i add corn for texture and because i like corn! you do not need to add it to make this yummy but it is yummy!#the end! it's good w crackers or it is fantastic in triangle kimbap/onigiri!#i would eat tuna every day if i could but unfortunately they're apex predators and biomagnification is not a joke#this is such a random tangent to have in my tags#actually i saw an instagram comment that was like why the fuck do they use hashtags like that on tumblr#just add it to the fucking post that's not how hashtags work#and like first of all. we call 'em tags 'round here#second of all. it is tumblr culture#like subtweeting or whatever#my tags are always like one degree away from relating to the post ykwim#also i was born to yap leave me be#anyways subway's churros are so fucking gross
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I would love to get into fandom more, but, tragically, I have rabidly pair-bonded with a character outside of the Main Couple Continuum and so instead I stew alone in my little corner consumed with Thoughts
#this is a chronic issue I have#but specifically I am talking about my guy Teal’c#I adore him#I’m sure other people adore him but he is tragically not Main Character Material by dint of not being one half of the big pairing#also maybe because he’s you know#not white#but shhhhh I live in a better world where people are just overly compelled by Whatever Gay Thing is happening with John Sheppard#I want to hold him in my hands like a tiny angry bullfrog okay#I’m very normal about this#literally couldn’t post about anything else til I expelled this thought#other people I have irrationally decided to Love include#sunstreaker#aayla secura#Tuvok#teal’c#Cana alberona#Jean Pierre Polnareff#the list continues don’t worry#maybe I’m just looking for love in all the wrong places who knows#this isn’t a cry for help this is a shout into the void#begone burgeoning affection for Teal’c you’ve been subtweeted away#fandom#sg1#Star Trek#transformers#Star Wars#fanfiction
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okay i saw the post about how socialist countries' state atheism policies were/are intended to suppress the reactionary social tendencies of the church, including familial domination, and it got my goat. nope! you forgot that the church was a huge landowner, with tenants & tax collectors
#we had this argument in my terrible horrible no-good undergrad class about the spanish civil war#like mostly from the other side (alas). however we are meant to be materialists are we not#SORRY to SUBTWEET or whatever#any time someone is posting with strong emphasis on the interpersonal cruelty of organized religion#i kind of assume they're going through something & leave that alone. not to be like condescending or whatever that just seems painful
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whatever i guess there’s discourse going on in the fandom abt who’s doing “fan” correctly, so ill just say i’m the only person on this earth who loves and understands anything deeply and meaningfully and everyone else is a poser. everything i say abt my faves is objectively correct and everything i say as a hater is also objectively correct. i have the best opinions and characterizations. i am the king of fandom.
#like if u don’t like what someone is doing just don’t read it lmfao like#fandom is a self curated space#there are plenty of takes that i think are stupid and lame and i DONT reblog or talk abt them or the authors#why is anyone screenshotting anyone else to talk shit abt them#if u think something is problematic that’s FINE#there are plenty of things i think are toxic and damaging to a reader or writers psyche#and i just…. don’t read them or reblog them and i move on#fandom is niche it’s like like we’re critiquing mainstream media#fandom subcultures are so small lol just don’t engage it’s whatever#i guess this is me subtweeting and vagueblogging abt it so i’m not even taking my own advice#do as i say and not as i do as my mother always used to say
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what is it with young queers and wanting to get married rly young before they've lived independently/figured out who they are as a person outside of a couple
#do we still put marriage up on that much of a pedestal#why is everyone 22 and engaged#like. i kinda understand it cause i was one of those ppl once and i guess thats why i care so much abt it#but like hey yea dont rush into marriage lmao#also i understand it for money/healthcare reasons or whatever but the ppl i know seem to be focused on the big fancy wedding part#dont get mad at this post this is not me saying its not based to get gay married lmao#just noticing a trend in my social circles#also not subtweeting any of my followers
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If you’re a star wars fan here from twitter,
hi, welcome, please be specific with your tags and don’t tag characters in your post if they aren’t in your post
thanks
#we do not like it#it will not work to bring you more of an austience it will actively discourage tumblrinas from enjoying your pos#you may even be reported#be specific with your tags#more tags will not make you more friends#captain gregor or whatever other nieche character lover will instead come to your hiuse and murder you becauze you keep putting codywan shit#in their tags#this is not a subtweet it’s just an example#I was going to put this in the starwars blog but then I didnmt want to be a hypocrite so newbies probably won’t even see this lmao#*tag#sorry for my typing it’s been a bad wwek for fine motor control
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Hot take but I just read a long post about someone being so upset and angry about the way the other people on empires treat Jimmy Solidarity (pranks, making fun of him, ect) and people in the replies were agreeing and talking about how distraught it makes them and all I can say is you should really stop watching his/others' Empires videos if its making you that upset because I can guarantee that its all in good fun and the man is having a perfectly okay time. He's having fun with his friends, they just like to rag on him. My friends like to rag on me too and it's totally fine, I enjoy it. You're projecting and you're, like, WAY too invested if it's upsetting you like that. You're turning him having fun with his friends into something it's not.
Stop using his videos to make yourself miserable :| Go watch something else instead of being self destructive and then whining about it online when there's not even anything wrong or mean really happening :| I'm so serious when I say that this is chronically online behavior and you need to go talk to a professional because that is Not Normal.
#not to tumblr subtweet or whatever but what the fuck guys#get offline. genuinely#he is having fun with his friends. he is having a good time.#they were like “its giving me flashbacks to middle school” DUDE. STOP WATCHING. HIS VIDEOS GO AS HE WANTS THEM TOO. HE EDITS AND CHOOSES WH#AT TO POST. YOU ARE PROJECTING AND YOU'RE BEING A DICK. HE AND HIS FRIENDS ARE GOOFY IN A WAY THAT WOULD PERSONALLY MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.#LIKE OKAY SURE!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN THATS OKAY AND YOU DONT HAVE TO BE IN THAT SITUATION. BUT YOURE BEING A DICK BY COMPLAINING ABOU#T IT AND WHINING ONLINE ABOUT HOW HE INTERACTS WITH HIS FRIENDS. IT IS PLAYFUL AND ENJOYABLE FOR HIM BECAUSE IF IT WASNT HE'D NOT BE DOING#IT BECAUSE HES AN ADULT AND HE WOULD TELL HIS FRIENDS (IN PRIVATE WHERE YOU CANT SEE IT) THAT WHAT THEYRE DOING IS UPSETTING HIM#you are being parasocial my guy#also stop using his videos to hurt yourself dude what??? that is not healthy???#sorry for ranting. im sure ill get upset people in asks again. thats fine#idrc because im a fucking adult and i recognize that a grown ass man wouldnt be behaving like this and having a villain arc in minecraft#because he was genuinely mad at his friends :| and that you need to do something if seeing it is upsetting you and that its unhealthy that#people agree with you and theyre basically enabling you/encouraging you by acting like its normal to be so upset over something innocuous#rant over#aim.rant#aim.txt#jimmy solidarity#solidarity gaming#solidaritygaming#mcyt
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i take back everything i've ever said i want to get married so fucking bad
#this isn't a subtweet i'm not in a relationship lmao#and i prommy this isn't just bc it's cold or cuffing season or whatever#the past few months i've just been like. damn i want a wedding#nothing big or fancy it'd more or less just be a little party#and would you believe. i've also been a bit broody#(anyway not to give the brits undue points but they popped off w that piece of slang eh)#like i still don't really want my own kids i don't think but i want to be like. a cool aunt#i was playing with my cousins earlier who're like three and seven and it was making me a bit emotional#that's never happened before what's happening to me#maybe i do truly want to become the daddy#or like. be a housewife#i still want to cook for someone. now.#what's your favorite meal let me cook for you#anyway. imagine cooking for your lovely wife forever i want#it!!! what's happening to me!!!!!!#rachel rants
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what if we all held hands and agreed that judging people by the severity of their disability was maybe bad, actually, especially so in community spaces, and also that someone with a 'benign' condition can actually have super disabling symptoms and it's wild to call it benign in the first place, or say that no one with that condition can call it degenerative despite experiencing, you know, degeneration,
#yes this is about intracommunity eds discourse#be annoyed whatever i dont care but like#this is a condition that goes from 'can work full time and is doing pretty good' to 'killing you killing you killing you'#so maybe perhaps dont only think about the lower end of the scale????#people die from eds. even heds. i know people who have died from it. from comorbidities of it#that they had BECAUSE they had heds. people DIE!!!#this is a subtweet at no one i know or follow lmao just discourse im getting a side perspective on from a friend#but GAH#theres like perspectives on this because heds isn't degenerative in the same way that ALS is degenerative but people can and will#experience worsening symptoms over time or periods of like. rapid decline. my geneticist literally called it the EDS death spiral. like.#GROWLING!!!!!! GNASHING MY TEETH!!!!#glad as always that i have like 12 real followers on this website so no one will see this ever (tumblr users prayer)
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Ok how the hell do i find my sad-ass good omens aromantic kiss text post that I posted on 9/11????? (Is that the right order of operations for adjectives? Siri where does ass go) I want to reblog it with a cheery “happy Aromantic spectrum awareness week!” so people know I am cool and ironic like those movies that play pop music over in a gunfight
#reading all my tagged text posts at once was an experience#I really am being myself so hard on this site huh??#which was the mission. so huzzah. but all at once??#only the strongest ego should do what I did#anyway happy Aromantic spectrum awareness week!#I started out writing something sincere about it that turned out to be more of a rambling notes app journal type post so I let it go#I assume you’re all aware enough#considering I first read the word aromantic on ao3 you’re probably good#just approach anything you don’t understand with kindness and curiosity#like any identity#with the added caveat that we’re still here when no one is starting discourse about queerbaiting#(not subtweeting anyone in specific there’s just an unfortunate overlap)#I get scared at the grocery store and hunger for representation in media just like everyone else#put my pants on the same way too#whatever normal way you do it you say it first yup that’s how I do it too yupyup#onion’s nightttime thoughts
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man how do I filter out a given fandom/ship post if everyone on snzblr censors the tags? lol
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YOU SEE I don’t tend to block ppl on here for dumb reasons bc I can just. Ignore & scroll. But there’s just so many bad takes abt their fav character a girl (gender neutral) can take…
#character in question is r#moments like this I wish there was a mutuals-only option on tumblr#sigh#don’t know why I’m saying this truly not a subtweet or anything#but some of y’all r just Wrong !!! and that’s uuuh not okay !!#but whatever !!
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im guilty of this too so i can't really complain, but sometimes it irks me to see people complaining about stories or IPs not being good enough because they're not a completely different thing. like they wanted it to be something else entirely, and it's not, and they think it missed the mark
like specifically right now i'm following a LoZ fan who's been complaining that TOTK could have done X Y or Z and done a character so much better justice and instead it did A B and C and the whole game is a huge disappointment, and on the one hand I can understand their feelings of wanting this character portrayed in a different way but on the other hand.............. thats not the character? thats a different character you made up in your brain. its cool! you should explore that! but the project developers and IP owners dont want to tell the story you have in your head? they're telling a different story. where A B and C happens
#and like again /I/ was kind of disappointed at the end of BOTW because I thought X Y or Z might happen and then it didn't#and i was a little sad about that!#but. i can't say 'its not good because it SHOULD have done the thing /I/ wanted it to do'#i personally have to be like 'this thing that exists only in my brain is cool but this thing this company made is also neat for what it is'#and yadda yadda yes sometimes the thing is bad because it doesnt do its own concept justice or whatever but idk man#this same person also said they loved this series because its 'so different from classic fantasy' or something like that#i dont remember exactly#and i was like........ yikes oops i loved this series growing up because it WAS classic fantasy#like archetypal noble boy hero shown his destiny by a wise sage and saves the world via metaphor by rescuing the princess from the usurper#like yes it does interesting cool twists on that classic formula but. its an extremely ancient narrative formula#thats part of what draws me to it?? that it feels like its touching something primal for me#anyway i hope the person im subtweet doesnt see this post lol
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i say i'm not a hater and that i'm so full of love but someone will fuck me over and i will forever hope that they associate a character or media or topic they enjoy with me so they're constantly reminded of what they did
#this isnt subtweeting subposting whatever btw this isnt about anything recent at least#i got snapchat memories'd so today i've been thinking about a friend i fell out with when i was like 15#i want them to hurt like i did i think thats what that is#im pathetically grasping at the idea that someone likes me enough to miss me when im gone even if they were the one that left me#thats my toxic trait. i need to be liked by everyone even people that have hurt me#oh well :-3#dogboytalks
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being on both tumblr and twitter sucks balls sometimes like what is it that theres no cross platforms agreement on some things. people on twitter know pretty thoroughly that AI generated art and other content is Bad. like i mean Bad bad. especially AI art, samples and learns from actual human artists who poured hours into their skills, and it samples these without permission from the artists. its literally art theft. in the worst possible fucking way. and people on tumblr seem to go craaazy for AI content!!! why!!! please be conscious of the shit ur consuming!!!!!!
#this isnt a subtweet (or whatever the tumblr version is i forgot)#because like i said i see it SOOOO MUCH FROM LIKE#everyone.
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For those who may not know, while this animation does not feature in the actual game, it was made by one of the devs who worked on it.
so shocked was I that I could not find an existing side-by-side that the lord compelled me
#(not to pettily subtweet or whatever but the link is already right there in the original post)#(you don't have to speculate you just have to look into provided resources)#disco elysium#also goes to show the devs have always been like that! they've always had humor too!
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