#like she’s like the weird neighbor

[yuttikkele]

sorry to all the MJ critics out there but my AU MJ is subconsciously inspired by Kirsten Dunst and she’s not an outgoing party girl I accidentally made her a hopeless lesbian who hasn’t lived with her parents since she was 5 and she’s more “to herself” and is weird and awkward instead of cool it was an accident

[claraoswalds]

#mrs flood who are you: time lord edition

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

please sir can i have a housewife character whose problems are unrelated to housewifery

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

Percy and Annabeth are gonna grow up to cryptic, Morticia and Gomez coded ass neighbors and I love it.

[bibuckagenda]

Buddie fic where in an ambiguous earlier season (before bucktaylor?) Eddie is hanging out in his kitchen while he watches Buck cook. They’re having a good time, laughing together, when something sparks an unease in Eddie. A phone call? a visitor? A comment he just remembered? That makes him feel like he’s taking advantage of Buck by always letting him cook for them. That maybe it might be nice if Eddie actually learned to cook a dish or two to better balance their dynamic.

And he obviously thinks about going to Bobby or his abuela, but he can feel his chest tighten in embarrassment and Eddie doesn’t like the feeling nor does he want to examine why he felt too seen when he thought of going to the people he cares about, so he signs himself up for some beginner cooking lessons.

He tells no one and he feels incredibly uncomfortable when the entire class is filled with older women (think 50-60s). He’s incredulous at first because all of these women seem to know more than the basics and they spend a lot of the class gossiping about people he doesn’t know. He doesn’t mean to get sucked into the drama, he’s here to learn to cook!, but then Debra mentions her daughter getting into a fight in a Denny’s parking lot and Eddie feels like he’s listening to a bad telenovela and he can’t stop himself from opening his mouth and piping up with his thoughts.

At first he’s terrified as the entire group looks at him, but then Colleen, Midwest accent and one of the more sarcastic women, nods at him and goes on about how he’s right.

Soon Eddie gets dragged into this group and while he does learn some things about cooking, he realizes that he made friends. With people he doesn’t work with!

Eventually why he was there gets brought up and he gets clocked as being in love with Buck so fast that his head spins. He wants to freak out about it, but Georgia pats his hand and smirks at him before asking if his Buck is handsome. The others all cackle when he blushes, but after they see a picture of Buck after a work out and one with him cuddling Chris, all they can do is gush at Eddie.

He loves it. He won’t ever admit it, but he loves it.

So he spends two nights every week learning what a ragù is and teaming up with Paula in an attempt to convince Pam that she’d spent two decades too many on her deadbeat husband.

(And if Buck is surprised when Eddie cooks them pasta on a rare night Chris is with his abuela, and he blushes a pretty pink color that leaves Eddie lightheaded, well that just means he has something to tell The Girls tomorrow evening in between making pie dough and trying to get Lottie to admit she thinks Mr. Harris, her upstairs neighbor, is handsome.)

[horizon-penblade-art]

they forg! :)

I got really excited about the bigb redesign and almost immediately got to work brainstorming a nosy neighbors fusion. This is mostly just what i could come up with at 8-10 PM for the moment but i'm surprisingly happy with it

gemcyt AU, pearl design, and bigb design by @chrisrin

[abimee]

Midwest Museum has been on my mind especially after watching friends w my mom and talking about how unfunny that show was. it rolls around in my head because i really like the concept of a story where someone lives somewhat like shit but this is a life they enjoy and want and like

i guess the position of the main character, which is ''i grew up in a decent house with a rich family and i was never hit but i was traumatized to hell and back by every second of my childhood'' to ''im a poor adult with a minimum wage job and a shitty apartment and i have an alcohol problem and my friends are sort of sucky people but ive never felt so happy in my life and you CANNOT take this away from me''. and all that comes with it

[theheadlessgroom]

@beatingheart-bride

At this moment of reminiscense, Dorian and Elizabeth's eyes met, and their smiles mirrored one another as Elizabeth commented off-handedly:

"I think I'm beginning to understand that feeling."

Walking behind the two younger couples, unable to resist cooing over her sleeping granddaughter just as her mother was, June caught little snatches of the conversation, with certain remarks just happening to make her ears prick up a little more, though she never let her face show what she was thinking and feeling, to say nothing of refusing to give voice to these thoughts. As she had told Lon earlier in the month, she had her theories, but at the end of the day, whatever was on Dorian and Elizabeth Gracey's mind was theirs to announce, and she certainly wasn't going to impede upon that.

At the very least, when the party had made it back to the attic, and Randall and Emily quietly took the twins to their room for a nap, she took Elizabeth aside for a moment, venturing to say, choosing her words carefully, "Well, if you do ever feel sick again, if any nausea or soreness pops up again...please, don't hesitate to come to me. I'd like to help in any way I can."

Elizabeth studied June's face for a moment, remaining calm upon this suggestion being put to her-the matriarch's face was just as calm as her own, and there was a gentle sincerity in the way she smiled at her, to say nothing of something of a mischievous twinkle to her eye, a sort of subtle, knowing look that reminded Elizabeth of her own mother, and the looks she would give her one and only daughter when she knew something was afoot.

But even with that look, the mistress of Gracey Manor knew Mrs. June Pace was a woman she could trust, and so she flashed her an appreciative smile, saying, "If anything comes up, I'll be sure to look to you first. Thank you, June."

"Think nothing of it, Elizabeth."

[welcome-to-neighborhood-park]

Do the neighbors like their handlers? Like does Eddie have a good relationship with Kent?

What do the handlers do anyways?

Oh yeah everyone gets along with their handlers! Eddie likes Kent a lot, thinks he's a good hardworking guy!

Handlers make sure our neighbors are on time, safe, and that they don't get into any trouble! they also help the neighbors with anything that may be a bit much

For example, Kent helps Eddie deliver mail when needed and keeps him on schedule! (tho Eddie sometimes gets lost in crowds)

Howdy's handler, Chris, keeps children from using him as a jungle gym without permission (he's only really needed when howdy leaves the shop)

Julie's handler, Mackenzie, also keeps Julie on schedule and helps out with game set ups. Julie also gets surrounded a lot and Mack will help clear a path

etc etc!

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Okay Fairly Oddparents A New Wish is beyond cute, stop being mean to it, guys.

[woundedheartwithin]

Part of learning and accepting that I have adhd has been mitigating all the things I hate about things I have to do as best I can so that I can actually do them. One of those things has been changing where and how I brush my teeth. One of my biggest issues is that I think it’s fucking gross to brush my teeth in the same room I poop in, so I started brushing my teeth in the kitchen, which also has an added benefit of having a window instead of a mirror. And the best part is, now I can stand there and brush my teeth and watch my neighbor chase his horses all over their pasture because they don’t wanna be caught 😂😂😂

[timey-fandom-stuff]

I used to have a Deltarune Monsterswap AU concept 300 years ago but I literally can't remember what it was so... I made a new one.

consider the following: Monster AU Kris, but they're basically just a stray dog that keeps mooching for chocolate and also raids your trash when you're not looking. if it fits in their mouth they're eating it. Noelle is not getting back her gingerbread erasers from 3rd grade.

there is no puppy-proofing anything from this menace. sorry.

[bitegore]

Got to dream about being Erica last night, which was cool. Specifically in like, a no-Haven AU but when I finally got to break out all of the poisons, dose literally all the food, and start smashing people's heads in with crochet mallets, my GOD that shit was satisfying.

[mothicalspoken]

Neighbors I’ve never met just brought over these ripe fresh grapes hours before a storm is about to hit us and when I say grapes I mean like at least 200 grapes and when I say ripe and fresh I mean that they probably got these from a fucking vineyard or smth bc they have tons of hard seeds in them and taste exactly like communion grape juice so now I have decided that it is my mission to knit like. A billion little birds for them bc we are sorely out of the best fruit in the entire world

[gooopy]

Dude its fucked up when your trauma sounds dumb. 'Oh yeah i had a horrible nightmare that lead to ptsd flashbacks of my mom. What did she do? Oh she would have conversations with me kn the privacy of her room about respect and safety. Yeah i dont talk to her anymore and call her by her first name. Yeah and she took my phone away. Basically im the most traumatized person ever' i sound like an ungrateful brat get me OUTTA HEREEEEE !!!!!!

[spacedace]

My neighbor is standing on his roof throwing a rope with a hook attached to the end of it at the trees in his back yard.

I don't know why the fuck he's doing it and I'm not getting close enough to a man flinging hook-ropes around to ask, but that's not gonna stop me from watching from the office window waiting to see if I need to call for an ambulance in the meantime