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verifiablebot · 2 months ago

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i survived the bomb cyclone but shit's Rough up where i live. we only lost part of our back fence, no other real damage, but there's like ten trees on lines (and i mean the trees on the lines ripped the tops off of poles level of down) on my way to town and the cell tower seems damaged because we're completely out of service. which, our cell service is spotty at best anyway, but it's usually in and out, not...out out. thankfully the neighbours with chainsaws have mostly cleared the road so we've had a gym shower and im hanging out at the library for wifi while kyle has a job call. just another day in the life ✌️

#we were out in the middle of the storm buttoning stuff up and it was so familiar in a primal way #like oh... my bones know what this is #the sound of the wind ripping through the trees is something unmistakable and unforgettable #i think if i have to experience hurricanes i must prefer the rainless ones #vaille

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stealingyourbones · 4 months ago

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Every day i read a post where people write that “Bruce Wayne has an adoption problem” or that Danny is adoption bait on the first second of seeing him, not even knowing if he has a want of vengeance and a sad backstory and parallels to Bruce, and every day I want to softly cry in a corner.

#guys I fucking beg of you. do you know how common black hair blue eye people are in comics #Danny isn’t unique #bones rants #bones speaks #Bruce would first try to help Danny. there’s no way he’d instantly go into adoption if he just sees Danny exist in a strange place #make there be DRAMA make there be INTRIGUE #instead of ‘oh adoption bait :3’ make there a dramatic ass reason why he’s taken under Bruce’s wing #I see a lot of these but still there’s so many ‘oh u look like my kids guess you’re mine now’#and like what. guys. where is the Danny being a Ward and not adopted #let Bruce see Danny’s parents die in front of Danny and have him instantly connect with Danny over a similar familial death #or have Tim take him under his wing bc Danny is stalking the Bats trying to see if the man will try to convince him to leave Gotham #anything.#bones high ass rants

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cinnamon-flame · 8 months ago

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Hello I am back with more Viva Piñata doodles! Turns out if you think enough about fluffy piñatas you can force your way through art block (at least for a while)

The typical Viva Piñata experience, I love you Pretztail but why are you like this I drew so many Pretztail as a "do over" of my first Viva Piñata drawing from 2018

that's when it all started

#For anyone not in the know a Pieena can be made from a Pretztail that has been gifted a bone #after that you can get it at the desert #also additional piñata lore #a Pretztail CAN AND WILL haunt your garden if you have a bunnycomb in it #they won't stop coming #they won't stop attacking them #the only way to end it is getting the master romancer achievement for pretztail and then banning them from appearing #despite this I still love those little dudes #even if they are rascals #me talking about Viva piñata designs : this is the topest tier of creature design #me actually drawing the designs : oh god what does that pattern look like from this side #this is for all the people how still somehow reblog my previous piñata drawings and comment about how they miss the games #I do too #so here I am with doodles #viva piñata #viva pinata #vp #viva pinata tip #pretztail #bunnycomb #pieena #art #cinnamon's doodles

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milkbreadtoast · 10 months ago

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idk how i want to draw him yet and not ready to make a srs attempt but here's a bad kdj phone doodle lol🚶🏻

#orv #kim dokja #omniscient reader's viewpoint #my art #oh yeah i didnt have ref for this fkdnfn was going off memory of the last (first) time i drew him #i cant do a serious attempt tho bc i havent read the novel so i dont have a clear image of him in my head yet...#(dont want to just copy the webtoon design hastily... if it matches my image thats fine but... idk yet)#my main opinion on the webtoon design is he's too hot/ikemen tho KFJDKDJ (this is what i thought since the beginning)#its like BONES mp100 anime reigen.... kdj is like manga reigen to me /j #but who knows maybe if i catch kdj brainrot i too will start drawing him like a kpop idol out of affection...🤷🏻‍♂️#like the webtoon artist prob draws kdj pretty bc they love him sm #just like how i draw jys pretty bc of my brainrot...#so who knows maybe that will happen to me too🤷🏻‍♂️ time will tell #my main opinion on webtoon yjh (no one asked): CUTE BUT WHERES THE T1TTY BEL- *voice muffled as i get dragged away*#(copied most of these tags from twit too lazy to retype the commentary)#EDIT: i call him reigen jokingly bc theyre abt the same age but #kdj is also mob core to me....#in that theyre both protags that dont look flashy and look more like extras/'mob charas'#yet r irrevocably unequivocably the protags of their respective stories #(just as everyone is the protag of your own life! sieze ur narrative! etcetc🖤)#also. both black haired bowlcut havers KJDJS #kdj is reigen coded (derogatory) and mob coded (POS)#hes also a 'con man like reigen..... yep hes def still reigen coded

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platossoulmates · 5 months ago

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im so bad at multishipping but i am fucking FANTASTIC at making ur favs poly

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ratatatastic · 2 months ago

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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...

Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)

#aleksander barkov #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #2425 #the global series is a gift #“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance #the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence #maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate #“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh #you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now #“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and #expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered #and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing #“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN #“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE #“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes #“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve #“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot #he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE #THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH #MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE #SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE #SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO #the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there #we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???

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sundayinthcpark · 1 month ago

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actual life goal is forcing spirkers to acknowledge bones at all

#the number of times i’ve just barely held myself back from going ‘hey u do realise there is a Man inches from them right’#u don’t even need to ship mcspirk i just need u to acknowledge that he exists and he is there and he is spirk’s closest friend #like god y’all see the fucking camping trip and it’s just ‘oh look spirk’ bitch what. what.#anyway current urge is to literally make a museum-style things just showing off Bones but i might actually make an online archive #simply because he gets so terribly ignored and not just by the fandom either #like why does paramount do so much with the fucking GORN but doesn’t touch bones. why do star trek analyses look at spirk #and not at my guy who is there for damn near all of the stories. everyone i speak to irl who knows star trek has at least once looked at me #and asked who tf i was talking about when i said bones was my favourite. how do people not know who he is.#star trek #bones mccoy #leonard mccoy #leonard 'bones' mccoy

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dreamsicle262 · 23 days ago

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roadkill.

my art entry for @megaroniandcheez's dtiys. see tags for notes and explanations on the art. also tumblr may have absolutely nuked the quality so click the picture for a better look

#dream discusses bsd 🖋️#dream doodles 🖋️#cheez dtiys #this took between 6-8 hours. I don't know the exact time since I wasn't really keeping track #anyways this would've come out quicker if I hadn't put it off for a few days but I really needed to take a break since it got frustrating #the bg and skeleton were already done but I was really stuck on what to do with chuuya and I even scrapped the original pose I had for him #it was too difficult given my current skill set. but I can see how i've improved since my last major piece (aka my own dtiys)#but yeah. also disregard his gloves I literally forgot that and I didn't want to detail his actual hands so. gloves it was. yeah.#for my sake just pretend that he either forgot or just activated corruption suddenly so then he'll rip them off anyways #still drew his hat blowing away amidst the flurry of feathers though #oh also this is 16 chuuya. 22 chuuya's hair PAINS me to draw so I went the gay little ponytail route #design notes include making his coat have fur to reference how he was based off of a bearded vulture #also his wings were very fun to draw. I used an actual picture of a bearded vulture as reference too #I got a little lazy with the ram skeleton but the skull has the most amount of effort put into it #I considered adding remnants of flesh still sticking to the bones themselves but bearded vultures primarily eat bones/bone marrow anyways #also technically I used this dtiys as a way to test out my art program's filters with the blurring of said ram skeleton. really adds depth #CEO of nonsensical backgrounds. that's a forest I just also got lazy with it. not the main focus of the drawing #I do like the backlighting and the corruption marks though. very proud of how that turned out. this whole thing was experimental #not sure if i'll hate this piece eventually but I'm proud of it at the moment so reblogs are greatly appreciated #dtiys #dtiys entry #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd fanart #bungou stray dogs fanart #bungou stray dogs chuuya #bungo stray dogs fanart #bungo stray dogs chuuya

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gtwshark · 1 year ago

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I think that you're worth keeping around /

I think that you're worth holding onto

(More + doodles under the cut)

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dustykneed · 9 months ago

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post-the search for spock but it's a yuri slice of life comic <333 nothing as good a bonding activity as lovingly combing out your vulcan wife's hair as you fondly bitch about your other wife 🩵💙💛

#star trek #star trek tos #star trek fanart #star trek the original series #tos #spones #spones fanart #the search for spock #fem!trek au #dust trek aus #genderbend #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spock #leonard bones mccoy #s'chn t'gai spock #mcspirk #(if you squint)#im gonna be frank with yall i hid the mcspirk colors and also the enterprise colors in the lava lamp #tbf i hide a Lot of references in my stuff lmao if you see something thats mcspirk colored chances are i had a giggle abt it too #for my own entertainment i like to think spock grows out her hair (if youre new to my f!trek au spock basically has the same hair as m!spock #i like to think spock grows out her hair for fun and jim cuts her hair short also for fun #bones has Not changed her hairstyle in like twenty years and shes not about to do it anytime soon thank you vry much #or so she says #(jim cuts her hair for her and she changes up the length just a little bit every time)#spock knows this. spock endorses this because she thinks it's funny #bones complains about how damn long spock's hair is and how long it takes to dry but she loves combing it out so much #oh......wifes #NOT normal about this au at all but whats new lmao i am my own target audience <3333333 @ yall ty for stickin around #love yall!!

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smokbeast · 1 year ago

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oh chriminy I’m cooking things , I’ll be real I just see murder boys everywhere but Idk what they’re about, or nightmare. Or error,. But uhm his colors I like..them.. and nightmare is big spooky octo thing, I uh, I’m lost in some kind of thinking sauce

#What if nightmare big #and error scrunkly #he looks like some weird fucked up lost cat #I don’t know what’s wrong with him but oh my god #Also anyone is allowed to inform me I know legit smkmcJDKD NOTHING ABOUT ANY OF EM #I thought snaps was an oc tbh I didn’t know he was a sans au too..#killer?#and the hoodie one is dust right #anyway smoki rambles #I’m thinking they’d be an anti power puff girl bullshit against the bone gang causw they seem to look antagonistic #but I dk if I should without context on what murder trio does JDKDKDM #art #my art #undertale fanart #undertale aus #idk what to tag this really..

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sophaeros · 2 months ago

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Q: If, like Kiss did, The Strokes released simultaneous solo albums, what would they be like? Julian: “I’d like to collaborate on them, but they probably wouldn’t let me near them. Fab’s would be kinda gothic, a lot of classical-type instrumentation – like low-pitched choirs in the background, keyboards, and his voice would have a lot of reverb on it. Albert would have the most Strokes-style solo record, with lots of funny disjointed riffs, and the theme would be love and relationships. Nick would have a Motley Crew-meets-Blur record with high-pitched [imitates Bruce Dickenson yowl] ‘Waaaaaah’ vocals. Nikolai would have an indie, chilled out, [laughs] bass-driven album.”

— the strokes for q magazine, april 2002 / wr. danny eccleston (x)

fab: knots - machinegum (2019)

albert: caught by my shadow - ahj (2015)

nick: walls - crx (2016)

nikolai: burnin_up - summer moon (2023)

#bands #the strokes #julian casablancas #iti era #q magazine #interviews #it's the fact that he's fucking right #clawing at the walls oh god he always knew them they always knew each other no matter what happened and how they changed they really #did love and know one another down to their bones #so much time's passed since he gave that interview and yet.#i picked ones that werent from the 2000s on purpose just bc it kinda hurt more to know that even tho theyve diverged so much some things #still hold true #maybe the descriptions dont fit to a t but i feel like the vibes are there #or maybe im just insane. let me know!#also but they probably wouldnt let me near them. hahahaha. stake through my heart.#smth smth angles and phrazes era interviews talking abt how everyone was reluctant to bring ideas to the table for some reason until after #theyd done their solo shit #man #doomed polyamory.

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witchinatree · 4 months ago

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making a list of my favorite quote/ones that stuck with me from each season 1 episode because i feel like it

(i'm starting this after episode 4 but it will be a WHILE before i post it)

episode 1: "bones are a lie peddled by Big Milk" - alice

i love this one because it's a great introduction to alice i think. also it radiates spiral so i hope we get avatar alice not dead alice (isnt there a podcast called alice isnt dead?)

episode 2: "If I wanted to clear the canvas, I would have used turpentine." - statement

this one was just fucking powerful and caught me so off guard like 😶

episode 3: "What would I do without her?" - statement

the norris statement <3 it feels like martin asking what he would do without jon which makes mag200 a lot sadder and i love them

episode 4: "Perhaps you shall prove a stronger will than I, and will yet find it within yourself to destroy this hungry thing of wood and cat-gut." - statement

augustus sighting #1 and we immediately get jonah magnus expressing that it may be possible for gwen bouchard unknown family member to overcome the eye's hunger spooky violin

episode 5: "Voyeur needs to be seen to be believed." - statement

i feel like this one is pretty reflective of how the seasons gonna go? like if you explain the events of tma (mag200 specifically) no one's gonna believe you, it must be seen to be believed!! and also seen!! like the eye!!!

episode 6: "Not sca- This isn’t some poxy blood test, some little pinprick, this is hundreds, thousands of razor sharp points pushing into your flesh." - needles

i love needles so much and i thought this was really funny because it was like "you dont find me scary!! what the fuck!!!" just kind of toddler michael energy

episode 7: "It’s not like we’re wrestling with tape recorders and manila folders." - celia

STOP IT. celia you can't say that you just cannot!!!!!! you Know™ too much maam i cant with you

episode 8: "Pleasure to meet you both. I’m Gerry!"

RAGHHHHH OH MY GOD GERRY!!!! i love him so much and idk how to handle him being alive in the tmagp universe!! gertrude too but idk we got so much of her in tma and not nearly enough of gerry

episode 9: "And honestly, it’s kind of compelling by this point." - sam

they got him 😔😔 the horrors got sam 😔😔 also i found this to be an interesting contrast to jon's heavy resistance in season 1 like he was being compelled but he wasn't going to let anyone know that vs sam "its kinda compelling to trauma dump on this paperwork :]" how is he somehow even more victim material

episode 10: "Gosh you’re sexy, here’s a twenty for your trouble.” - alice

does this count as a quote if shes also quoting what she thinks sam should say? idk anyway i love her i would say that to her if given the chance and it was very silly. i will not be addressing bonzo i am scared.

episode 11: "...Thank you, Alice" - gwen

dyhard dyhard dyhard dyhard dyhard. okay also, the way she CRUMBLED at the idea of anyone doing anything nice for her please someone give her a hug and let it be ME. this series is tossing me back and forth between sam & alice (what is their ship name) and dyhard but this put me back to dyhard

episode 12: "You know it's rude to have absolutely no game?" - alice

she's so fucking funny i need her to be okay so badly!!!! i don't think even tim made me laugh as much as she makes me chuckle and this one really got me. it's hard to write such a comedic character in a podcast since you only have the voice but they really nailed it i adore her

episode 13: "Is it my fault?" - gwen

each of these episodes just reveal a little bit more about how loving and soft gwen is and idk i love her so unbelievably much so seeing that she felt guilt about the bonzo stuff just made her so much more real :(

episode 14: "Christ, they’re in the walls…" - statement

theyre in the walls!!! theyre in the goddamn walls!!!!! anyway that got me because i realized the hole before the statement said it. made more sad than scared tbh

episode 15: "Babies are cool!" - alice this entire interaction between her and sam & celia was so awkward, she is so obvious and i love her anyway

episode 16: "It’s not like I was holding doors open for Mr Bonzo or anything." - gwen my wife is so so so stupid but i adore her AND this gives room for character development. i wish she did not do that though. i love when characters are flawed and have depth but i struggled to get past THIS flaw of hers

episode 17: "Thanks, I guess. Not exactly the same, though, is it?" - celia shes talking TO JON IN THE COMPUTER. SHE KNOWS. i lost my damn mind i love her i love her. get the gay people out of the puter please queen

episode 18: "Why would I need to talk to you? Your work is satisfactory. Unless you have a work-related issue I could assist you with?" - lena solidified my opinion that lena is the best boss to ever have, i adore her and i would want to work for her if she wasn't the boss of Creepy Establishment #1

episode 19: "You’re going to throw it in the fishtank, aren’t you?" - alice colin's behavior is like really worrying BUT i'm glad he's back. i was not convinced he was still alive

episode 20: "I suppose it’s too late for remorse, isn’t it? And why should I be sorry? This is what I deserve!" - ink5oul/statement they reminded me of jon a lot, like especially his season 3/4 transformation when he doesn't quite know everything but he knows he isn't who he was in season 1 anymore, i hope we see more of their life and they can be helped :(

episode 21: [Tape Recorder Bites Ink5oul] - audio description i know it's not technically a quote but this is just so fucking funny. why does it have teeth. what does this mean for the lore. holy shit.

episode 22: "Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood" - celia. knawing at the walls of my enclosure i am so not okay. i'm not okay. wtf. wtf. wtf. they're real. wtf.

episode 23: "I had a favorite mug. It said ��love you, bitch” and had a picture of a drunk dog on it." - alice. okay i just love this entire interaction because gwen got to open up a little bit and my dyhard heart is so full

episode 24: "I am told that children like me, and I’ve always held the opinion that the world would be a better place if everyone just thought more." - basira. once again this whole interaction was so fun but like idk i loved hearing basira somewhat happy and in a safe place :] my wife <3

episode 25: " I am trying to help, to save us from this goddamned fucking nightmare machine!" - colin. MAN I REALLY WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!!! I WAS SO CONFIDENT YOU WEREN'T GONNA DIE!!!! it's over

episode 26: "I was worrying for a moment that you were Magnussing." - alice. MAGNUSSING BEING CANON MADE ME SAY IT EVEN MORE I'VE SAID IT LIKE TWICE ALREADY

episode 27: "You didn’t tell me the room was labelled, “Archivist.”" - celia. oooooh somebody's got TRAUMAAAAA LMAO

episode 28: "So you’re telling me you know nothing about an OIAR external contract being found with the bodies of two tattooed thugs who met rather grisly ends?" - TREVOR HERBERT???? anyway. ink5oul mention!!!!! i hope they stop killing people it's really rude

episode 29: "Alice, er… we’ve got to talk. It’s important." - teddy. i knew it was over for him but i didn't think it was gonna be THIS bad??? bye babe i guess??? 😭

episode 30: how do i even pick. the whole fucking episode. i can't. i am in a state of shock. i need to lay down for 30 years.

#honorable mentions:#“canaries should stay above ground” because holy shit (1)#“i don’t scare so easy these days” because oh my god its our celia (7)#“i like them”/“of course you do” because weeping weeping weeping (8)#“oh no not again! oh the horrors! nooooo” that one was just really funny and not exactly part of the episode (9)#“can he read?” (10) bc it enforces the gwen/jon parallels (“you dont sound?? russian??”)#“the deep will care for his bones” (11) it creeped me out and i loved it #“the cover had this awful comic sans title 'mr. bonzo's on his way'” (12) comic sans font was so funny it almost made it not horrific #“I have a baby. Jack. He’s just over a year old now.” (13) like BARNABAS. i know him.#“The only drama is the dilemma of how I could possibly get by without you all to myself!” (14) alice.... alice....#“Oh no! Who keeps taking Georgie’s face?!” (18) SHE'S BACKKKKKKK #''I swear if I hear one more word about Trevor-bloody-Herbert MP I am going to blow up Parliament.'' (27) because WHAT LMAO??? WHATTT #''when I first awoke I knew nothing nothing but the dream of things that sliced my who from me with claws like scalpels'' (30) i cried #''They’re gone Alice. They’re gone.'' (30) tweaking #''What happens now? You push me? Stab me? Or do I need to jump in myself? Come on what’s stopping you?'' (30)#can i just put the whole episode in honorable mentions too atp.#''We are the hilltop. It is me and I am it and we are. We are…'' (30)#''Yeah sure. Sorry to bother you. Goodbye Alice.'' (30)#okay i'm done #i can't i .. i ..#the magnus protocol #tmagp #magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp season 1 #the magnus pod

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dennisboobs · 11 months ago

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Things I need to happen in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia s17:

Robert McElhenney III stops being worried about Mac being ~Bad Gay Rep~ and rather than having him consistently be More Sympathetic and Less Bad than the other members of the gang he's also shown as being manipulative and cruel and having some sort of character again outside of being Dennis' stupid, pathetic lost pet a Gay Man.

Do you guys remember when Mac was "bossy" and "the brains".

#ada speaks #i shan't speak.#is2fg. this fandom.#season 16 did this btw. but you wouldn't fucking know it from the way ppl act like mac's still being Bullied by dennis #im tearing flesh from bone rn btw. with my teeth.#mac is consistently underestimated by this fandom and its only partially the later seasons' fault. he's still fucking 'Smart' !#guy who fucking. plays dumb on purpose bc its beneficial for him to be underestimated #he is a fucking idiot. but for some reason he's always given the benefit of the doubt #and like. oh he didnt mean it that way 🥺🥺🥺 hes just a baby he doesnt know what hes doingggg #poor mac 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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twobellsilence · 6 days ago

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Personal 👇

So I haven't had shark week in more than a month. My skin is going crazy, I assume because of hormones. My lower back pain has increased exponentially. Could this be it chat? Could I finally have developed *something* that could potentially get my uterus removed / cauterized? Will 2025 be my year?!?!

#i know i should look for an appointment asap but......... to be honest........#i kinda wanna let it be for a while so it gets worse. And they have no choice but to yank this thing out of me.#... can you tell it causes me immense dysphoria #Luke rants #see if the option to burn off your endometrium was a voluntary option like. you know. bone shaving for esthetic purposes #i wouldn't be in this predicament. Granted it's a Very Good predicament since it might finally let me get this thing off #without having to spend hundreds of dollars in sessions for a diagnosis #the fact that i fantasize about stabbing the hell out of my abdomen ONLY when it's shark week is proof enough i think #but noooo 'oh it's just the hormones and the pain making you think like that' AND WHAT IF THEY ARE I WANT IT TO STOP #IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE SHIT #anyway. uh if you actually read these tags. whoever you are. omg hii have a great day <3

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the-real-list-of-ominous-threats · 2 years ago

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i will reduce you to your six essential elements

Um, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Carbon, Nitrogen, Calcium, and Phosphorous?

Air, Earth, Wind, Fire, Water, Wood, and Metal (I can assure you I don't have some of these in me)? Or some secret other thing?

#nlg the 'six' had me REELING #like i know HONC for the essential elements for life #but i had to look up the others. they make sense ofc since. bones and atp #but i hadn't thought of it in that way before.#actually you know what? I DO contain wood fuck you #i def contain water. my lungs contain air. you could argue the electricity in my brain and nerves is fire (or lightning more accurately)#(lightning is sometimes counted as an element right? at least in ninjago it is.)#(fucking humiliating to be mentioning ninjago btw)#my blood contains iron which contains metal #there's just no wood.#or so you may think!!!!#oh and im not sure about earth either #WAIT A SECOND I DO CONTAIN WOOD #there's several splinters that just had skin grow over them and that i never got out but also never got infected #that counts right?#earth element still not accounted for tho #READ THE TAGS

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