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when the angels would hear sam devil's-future-vessel winchester praying did they ever get second-hand embarrassment
and they’re looking at dean like are we sure that these two aren’t meant to be swapped
#him growing up feeling like there's something Wrong with him and all he wants is to be Good#like oh honey....#this kid doesn't even know#hard to watch#a bit cringe tbh#someday i'm gonna run away and become a lawyer and help people without hurting anyone!#*figuratively pats head* *nervously shifting eyes* (all 1000 of them) okay sweetie that's nice#sam winchester#sam and faith
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so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.
and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.
and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive
#icarus speaks#i fully believe she's correct btw#they are. not the brightest people. and honestly probably believe this is something that could work#cause i can see the logic of get him away and hopefully he'll realize it's a phase. which is Likely what they think#but oh honey you have a big storm coming#side note this is the SECOND time someone's been outed without permission on that side of the family 😭#bitches learned of my transgenderism SO quickly#also even if that's NOT why they sent him here. i will still be rocking his world#they have given me Infinite Power and i will use it to make this kid's life as queer as physically possible
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obsessed with the fact that tom riddle's three career plans were shop assistant, teacher, or murderous fascist dictator.
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I have finally finished 2.4 and oh my GOD watching Dan Heng be so protective of his friends nearly killed me, MY HEART.
And yes, the cutscene where he pushes the trailblazer out of the way and even cushions their fall with his own body, but I mean even before that! When he was already trying to protect them and March 7th from Feixiao and Lingsha!!
Because if you watch the dango trio throughout the main quest, you'll notice that they often position themselves in the same way, which is a detail that makes me super happy that Hoyo thought to include- when the three of them aren't evenly spaced, March 7th and the trailblazer tend to gravitate towards each other and stand very close together, frequently side-by-side. And by comparison, Dan Heng usually stands slightly away, and often even slightly behind them, where he can pull on their leashes to wrangle them keep an eye on them.
This is probably a habit learned through experience, since March 7th said during Belobog she is the "queen of unannounced disappearances" fjdksajfkldjsak
And of course at least a little bit of it is just done for like, aesthetic purposes. It's a video game. Things have to look nice for the player. The trailblazer and Dan Heng are the same height, March 7th is a bit shorter, and Yanqing is even smaller. It makes sense to have the trailblazer and Dan Heng stand on the ends, with March 7th and Yanqing in the middle, it just looks nicer and more balanced that way. But still! Even when they're accommodating for Yanqing in this quest, they still all arrange themselves the same way, almost every time!
But this changes after Dan Heng and Yanqing become suspicious of the visitors from the Yaoqing.
The dango trio still stand around relaxed and in their usual manner when they go to the artisanship delve and meet Skott,
but Dan Heng takes notice of Lingsha when she arrives, and he and Yanqing mentioned her specifically when discussing their worries.
Yanqing worrying so much about Jing Yuan got me right in the heart, he's such a good boy WEH
And when the four of them go out to the alchemy delve to meet Lingsha for tea, the pattern breaks. Suddenly Dan Heng is standing right up front, and even walks in and enters the scene before March 7th and the trailblazer to get to Lingsha before them. He stays a step in front of them the whole time, too.
And then when Dan Heng and the trailblazer have to go be interrogated by Feixiao! The same deal! Dan Heng walks in ahead of them and stays in front of them! Noticeably so! Enough that even Feixiao takes note and voices it!
Dan Heng is so so fiercely protective of his companions, and I love it, I adore hyper vigilance in the wake of trauma like this, I'm so excited to see what else he does in 2.5, I hope we either get to see him get fucked up or the trailblazer gets fucked up in his place, I wanna see them run through the meat grinder!!!
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr dan heng#dan heng#dancae#danstelle#he loves them so much wehhhhhh#(I know I threw in the ship tags but I mean that love romantically or platonically. tag this either way as you please)#but anyway not to mention the whole cutscene part and Dan Heng promising he wouldn't let them die before him#I could have screamed when I read that oh my GOD#Dan Heng. baby. honey. sweetiepie.#I am going to squish him#I wanna see him get a little freaked out about being stuck in the Shackling Prison again heehee#I hope we get to see his old cell at some point#looking at all this though like yeah no wonder Dan Heng immediately doesn't like Moze haha#Moze is capable of the bigger picture and of being objective. Dan Heng loses that ability when his friends are in danger.#It's just not something they can see eye-to-eye on.#Dan Heng and even the trailblazer both immediately see it as being cold and uncaring.#Moze: *breathes*#Dan Heng: I'm no cactus expert but this guy's a prick.#I love them both I hope they butt heads again later fjkldjaklfd#dango trio#Nameless trio#trailblazer trio#caelus#stelle#hsr caelus#hsr stelle#march 7th
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batman perhaps the most prodigious child abuser to ever live. no wife. no biological children of his own whose lives he could destroy (at first) so he got smart. hustled. took to the streets picking up and adopting orphans and then ruining each of their lives systematically. until ofc he got sick of them and threw them out for the next best model. he was flawless in his execution of it too. these kids still want daddys attention til this very day. even after he rocks their shit or kicks them out for the millionth time. these mfs are willing to KILL each other for a chance at being daddys favorite candy baby for a week. batman truly is a sick mf i understand why joker thinks they have a connection.
#batman#batman blogging? idk#keep bruce wayne AWAY from the playground and schools#damian honey me and cps are on the way#bruce wayne#tagging for hater purposes#as in i hate bruce wayne with an insane passion#jason todd#im tagging the kids too oh im naming names#dick grayson#ok im tagging two of the kids i cant do them all i got lazy#bruce has probably abused half of gotham under 18 by now idk#im not up to date with the comics like that
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For the record, I did figure that out a long time ago, it just gets funnier the more time passes
#My art#This was supposed to be a humble text-only shitpost on side but I convinced myself it'd be funnier if I drew it#I'm not sure it's actually funnier but oh well it's done already#Needed an easy shitpost to draw so here you go#Also yes yes I know most people get over the innitial discomfort and learn to love their bodies etc the documentary wasn't really lying#This silly little shitpost is about my personal feelings and not a universally true and factual statement about the human experience#Legit can't remember the actual documentary anymore so I can't tell if this is my memory just being faulty and making shit up or not#But I got the feeling the lady from the interview was like. Telling herself that. Like. Are you sure? Honey are you sure you're happy? Fr?#EDIT: Changed the second last panel because I was so annoyed with how I had put the emphasis on the wrong word lmao
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downgrade of the century
#arcane#vi#oh. oh honey what did they do to you#i have so many thoughts but. ugh.#this isnt about vi becoming an enforcer btw this is about the god awful character design#man even shes like wtf is this
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The most embarrassing moment of Jason’s life is calling Bruce to bail him out for underage drinking
#he’s drunk when he calls cause no one id’d him#he turns himself in cause the robin guilt dies hard#imagine being bruce Wayne and your 19 year old calls u under a fake identity to cry at 3 in the morning abt getting wasted#‘I can smell so many colors’#jason can’t hold his liquor to save his damn life (or unlife)#bruce: oh honey.#bruce wayne#jason todd#the police officers can’t tell it’s jason but they don’t even question his relation to Bruce. they’re like oh he got another one#dc comics#dc#text#batman#batdad
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Know the difference!! ^v^
Happy Frin!! :)
”I am desperately hanging on to this last glimmer of hope that I’ve fabricated in my mind just so that I can have anything to keep me going in this eternal prison I have created for myself” Frin!!
#in stars and time#isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#isat siffrin#isk this was funny in my head#when people think that’s his happy face#I’m like ’oh no honey :(((’#the willow weeps
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the fundamental problem
#danny phantom#danny phantom fanart#vlad plasmius#vlad masters#dp fanart#a glitch in time spoilers#dp#a glitch in time#agit#agit spoilers#YEARS OF CATHARSIS MY G O D#vlad. honey. dearest sad cat man. *please pay for a goddamn therapist*#you had your realization i believe in you#oh god i really need to tag this and make sure i don’t miss any spoiler tags#danny phantom spoilers#danny phantom gn#are there any more#gah i hope i didn't miss any ;;#wow this might be the most rendered thing i've done for dp that's like. not a fully rendered dan in my normal style#mix of my normal style and the flatter cartoony thing i do for danny phantom *shrug*#danny phantom: a glitch in time#danny phantom: a glitch in time spoilers
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your honor, I love him ♡
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WIND BREAKER: Special Comic (Bonus from BD & DVD Vol.1) English Translation
#melody talks (& talks & talks & talks)#i love when he does that sassy lil finger#makes me feel some typa way#he can put a baby in my oven that's all I'm gonna say#suo baby we could be great parents that's all I'm gonna say#like i would be such a doting and sweet wife and we could be dual income bc I'm stubborn and independent and i could treat you so well#honestly you dont even have to work!! just sit pretty while i work on my laptop honey that's all i ask#suo trophy husband!!! SUO TROPHY HUSBAND!!!!#suo baby all im asking for is one chance ONE CHANCE and i could change your life i just know it#the banter we would have? stfu and date me already#wind breaker (satoru nii)#oh to be 2d and fictional#hayato suo
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Wouldn't it be great if Tumblr had a feature like "3 years ago today" or something? Like, imagine waking up one morning, opening the app and there's a huge banner saying "Let's see what you were up to 5 years ago today!" and you click on it and it's the most unhinged, thirsty, shameful post about the same middle aged actor you are still obsessed with.
#bonus points if there are automated messages that come with it as well#like “oh look how much you've changed!” like honey no I haven't who are you kidding#“you've grown so much!” sweetie no I haven't my standards remain high and unattainable as ever#or even worse “still? seriously?” like can ya blame me have you *seen* the man's eyes?#random midnight thoughts#feel free to scroll by I just thought it'd be funny#midnight thoughts#random#itsscottiesstark posts#tumblr#fandom#celebrity crush
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Snow planet equals snow fight!
#chiligerart#commander wolffe#clone trooper sinker#clone trooper boost#104th battalion#star wars#the clone wars#sw tcw#sinker’s big brain move to ambush the commander before he hits first#boost honey why is your hair like that#played ‘I’ll be home for Christmas’ by the oh hellos on repeat for this one#it’s a fun song!
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devin kelly is AMAZING it’s not shannon but it is shannon her mannerisms are different but the same enough that it HURTS looking at her and hearing her voice
#you look down you’re like oh that’s shannon and you look up and you’re like. wait.#oh eddie honey good luck baby#al talks#911 spoilers
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diversity win your spam emails are queer
#deltarune#spamton#swatch#art#doodles#pansexual#lgbt#bigshot spamton#stupid joke ive had sitting in my head for months whjbfghbjdfg. artist brain override gay brain (me too). good for him though!!#me refilling my printer ink tanks: omg my printer is pan... soooo coool....#and dont forget that he owned the mettaton dress of transgenderism either. arguably this has the trans flag colors too#wait theres a car joke here also. TransAm? more like TransPan. haha nice#+ his glasses fit the theme so Bonus Spam + i changed my 90s swat a little again#they're just gonna be different every time i draw them. for funsies. and thats fine. i havent even posted 90s queen yet SMFH !!!!!#there's something to be said about metaphors in their 90s fashion choices. something something more colorful design back then#something something not hiding their eyes yet something something Learned A Lesson....#you could read that a certain way. or perhaps not#obligatory 'my swatch uses they them' tag#obligatory 'fine to tag as ship if you want idc' tag#obligatory 'oh god i swear im trying so hard to draw and post more' tag#i saw a tag on a post from like 2019 that said 'man i only posted 9 times last month!' and im like. god. i wish i could post 9 times a#month Now???? honey you had a big storm comin#i just keep starting things i dont have the energy to finish. except for a silly gay color profile joke apparently#im sure the Smoke Smell goes reeeal good with the Dumpster Smell btw.
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cody may get annoyed and exasperated and admonish Obi-Wan for it but he's secretly attracted to Obi-Wan's recklessness— pass it on
#I'm just saying#the battle snarl?#flourishing lightsaber?#looking like he's dancing with a blue flame?#risking his life to save civilians and vode alike?#auburn hair burning like the sun#blue eyes as bright as the sky#oh honey#he's irresistible#and that's another cause of exasperation for cody#he's annoyed at himself for being turned on#codywan
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