#jason can’t hold his liquor to save his damn life (or unlife)
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The most embarrassing moment of Jason’s life is calling Bruce to bail him out for underage drinking
#he’s drunk when he calls cause no one id’d him#he turns himself in cause the robin guilt dies hard#imagine being bruce Wayne and your 19 year old calls u under a fake identity to cry at 3 in the morning abt getting wasted#‘I can smell so many colors’#jason can’t hold his liquor to save his damn life (or unlife)#bruce: oh honey.#bruce wayne#jason todd#the police officers can’t tell it’s jason but they don’t even question his relation to Bruce. they’re like oh he got another one#dc comics#dc#text#batman#batdad
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