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Fourth of July is so funny cuz it’s the one time every year that people decades past their hetalia phase will wake up in a cold sweat and go “there’s only one character I can draw for this day… 👁️👁️💦”
#the haunting sounds of the American theme sneaking up on them the closer it gets to the fourth#like the jaws theme but it’s an eagle screech#eagles don’t even screech the usa’s a sham#this is a very usa centric post#I dunno maybe people in other countries wake up in a cold sweat on their foundation days and go#no… it’s time 👁️👁️💦#shoutout to all my American Hetalia fans waking up today and remembering that they’re hetalia fans#we will get through this together#I hope I get to glimpse fireworks this year#dude last year was such a bummer#I wanted to do sparklers in the backyard but no one wanted to join me so it was just me doing em myself while my family kept trying to#convince me to come back inside :(((#then my dad went hey this year we should get fireworks#NO#no one can have fun cuz you guys were mean to me last year >:(#slash j btw it’s not a big deal I’m just salty lol#when you’re the only one full of whimsy in your family 😔#happy birthday America#get your shit together#❤️🤍💙#hetalia#aph america#hws america#alfred f jones
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forget the fact that alastor looked lucifer in the eye and said fuck you, HE LITERALLY THREW A PIANO ON TOP OF HIM, he THREW a PIANO to the king of hell himself
#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel episode 5#hells greatest dad#hells great dad#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer#like dude he can kill you if he wanted to#have some respect dude#please#this is hilarious#i need to see more of them fighting 😭#i just noticed this#idk if anyone has done this yet#but i cackled for like 20 minutes#yes i was going frame by frame#this is my fav song from the show#can you blame me?
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Back again with more au art! This time with Mike and his friends
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#God fucking damn it I just want them to be happy!!#Yet I put them through the horrors#The agnst is good if the creator is crying too#And jermike is canon in this baby!! Mike is bi!!#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf au#mormon au#michael afton#jeremy fitzgerald#oh yeah uh chikca bully is also like phone dude he owns Fazbear frights#And Freddy bully is Gregory’s dad#art#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#hella gay#im making mike into mike stolaska at this point!!! he is mike to me ok!!!
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i love it when people introduce their coolass adult trolls like yes. this is slayer martin the cruel. five sweeps ago he killed his way through his enemies and earned the title of worlds best assassin. hes the most competent warrior with swordkind in all of alternia and he had to duel his matesprite to the death when he was 7 sweeps old so hes rejected love and compassion from his dictionary literally and its like so cool bc it’s like. wow. i love slayer martin hes just like a real cool adult troll he’s so badass and epic and his themes and story is so complex i love it!!! but when i make homestuck ocs its like:
this is my babydoll cringe mcpeeper she’s 6 sweeps and her talent is screaming. really into defying the system these days. yes thats an ankle monitor. she shaved half her head a sweep ago. her mommy does not love her
#her new mom is a teenage boy btw#hey’re “””””moirails”””” but he knows full well he is just. acting as her lusus.#but theres no way for either of them to talk about their friendship being Completely Definitely Not Moirails You Act Like Her Mom#the reason i call him a mom and not her dad is because he’s like got that idk.#that dead mom anime haircut. he can be a dude and her mom idk anything is possible#i love her shes a hypercompetent child with severe emotional issues. girl you have so much to work through#impossible character to roleplay as i want fantroll oc people to be my friends but i worry my ocs are too immature#;-; eep#EEP#EEK#for my next trick im making a 6 sweep therian wolf fantroll
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Ok I know I'm heavily biased here but like I kinda love that Astarion's romance is one of the few in this type of video game where you basically end up canonically unmarried and childfree in his "good" ending? Just travelling the world??
Like it's honestly the millennial dream lmfaoo cannot believe i chose what would undoubtedly be my favorite option, first try
#also love that he's basically atheist like ok thanks you made the man exactly coded to be my type#and the humor and beautiful curly hair is very much something my IRL partner has too so like... how can i resist#anyways not sure a lot of people relate cause i think a lot of people want that fairytale romance#even tho wyll is right there yall#but i love me an unconventional or nontraditional one!!#i'm TIRED of being married with children as the endgame pls let's not do it#also a lot of people seem into him being a dad and im like... how? why? where in canon did he ever lmfao#more power to ya if you dig it but i just dont see it being in character#like in DAI i loved cullen and my inquisitor getting married and having a dog#and they seem the type to wants kids one day. but Tav & Astarion? lol no#i just think it's neat#is this a hot take? i have no idea but i don't see it mentioned a lot as a new fan tbh#pls do not come at me you can enjoy whatever you like#i haven't seen the ascended stuff so idk if being his 'consort' is like being his bride#but i feel like overall it's not and the vibe isn't all that different in this sense#except that you're hosting evil parties instead of travelling :/#Astarion#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#bg3#also YEA he's nice to Arabella but you can tolerate certain kids without wanting one or being 'good parent' material#case in point: me lmfao#OKAY update i saw the AA stuff and yeah you're kind of implied vamp married and he does mention spawn as children 😫#but he also says in banter he won't make any other spawn??? so what is it dude#anyway that's also clearly the “bad” route and he doesn't seem as happy as unascended#who feels “truly free”#and if you're durge I'm pretty sure its even worse to consider having kids?? lol#but i digress#pk plays bg3
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Assissins and spies and their stupid found families
#buddy daddies#sakamoto days#spy x family#shin asakura#natsuki seba#kazuki kurusu#rei suwa#loid forger#yor forger#anya forger#miri unasaka#mafuyu seba#anyways natsushin and kazurei are oh so very similar#blonde dude has lost his parents but he's not really all that upset about it.#however in order to make it out in this life he has to become an assassin. has crazy over reactions to things#black haired dude is brooding and dry but also had like a shitty dad who physically hurt him in order to try and make a great killer#it only leads them to wanting to protect the ones they love more. (mafuyu and then miri and kazuki) they just want a normal life man.#hell loid is blonde and apperantly he's lost his parents young too#never actually watched spy x family but I think after years of not relating to anyone shin would be so happy to meet anya#he'd only speak to her in his mind#my little meow meow i love shin asakura#forger family takes care of miri real#ik i should've drawn hana but in terms of natsushin mafuyu is their miri/anya
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just got a scene in hades where thanatos said "would you mind helping me test my ability to shift with someone else" and then it cut to black and we were in my bedroom and he said "I'd call that a success, wouldn't you?" and then zag said "wheew..." um. hello.
#did we just have gay sex?? right after I killed my dad dude?#to be clear i've been in endgame hades for like. years maybe.#and i romanced him straight away but like. basically after you finish it there's no more relationship scenes#but for some reason than wanted to fuck me i guess.#hades game
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he's so important to me
#i guess i need to watch the anime but super's manga has just been a self-indulgent fever dream for me from start to finish#100000/10 absolutely perfect so validating so extremely catered to my tastes and headcanons and analyses and humor#so fucking funny and emotional and intense and goofy and beautifully drawn#my beautiful son getting to finally fucking see his HARD won character growth fucking shine and choose love and choose to be loved!!!!!!#Goku just being Goku Vegeta being Team Dad Piccolo being Team Grandpa Bulma being a fucking superstar keeping everybody organized and fed#god i love this squad i love this series i love these dumbasses and their struggles and their triumphs and their stupid childish bonding#I love that Toriyama just spent the last several years reminding the class that DB as a whole has always been an ACTION-COMEDY about LOVE#and I'm SO sad that the z anime really never did it justice in that sense because of having to fill time with dramatic tension but god. GOD#THE MANGA HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO CLEAR ON THAT THESIS.#Just all about Restorative Justice and Community and CARING even when you wish SO MUCH that you didn't care but yoU DO GODDAMMIT!!!#SUCH a great series I'm so sad it took losing mr t for me to finally read it but my god I needed to read it now and I'm so glad he wrote it#and i'm SO glad he wrote it Exactly Like This#once again rip to a legend i'm caught up and crying it's so perfect it's SO everything I've wanted to see onscreen and embedded in canon#and canon isn't everything but it still feels gREAT to be SO 1:1 on the same page with an author re: how you interpret your blorbo yknow???#been rotating this man in my head for 25 years and Mr Toriyama just mWAH kissed me on the forehead about it#anyway enough tag rambles I'm off again aklsjla#bonus for that kenpachi shit and letting him say 'sorry dude I can't be cold and numb anymore but this is still cathartic as fuck lol' like#mr t i hope you see the HIGHEST tier of heaven for that (and obviously for like everything all of it the whole life you led)#dbtag
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Lovelies, I really am sorry, these blorbos still have me in a freaking chokehold...
Despite the chaos of the battle, something distinct caught Ganondorf’s attention. In a sea of red hair and brown skin paired with leather and steel, in a sea of armor and white banners, there was light gold, like the pale yellow chrysanthemums Orik had gifted to Hemisi.
Orik. Link.
Link was here.
Damn that child. He’d told him to stay away. He knew the boy hadn’t listened, but to have the audacity to fight where Ganondorf himself was…
Well, he had to admit the boy had far more gumption to him than he’d realized. It was no wonder Hemisi had fallen for him. Ganondorf caught the attention of his commander. “Bring Link to me. Alive.”
#writing#wip wednesday#I am keeping it to just a little snippet to spare everyone lol#I know there are some of you who actually like these guys (and MY GOSH do I appreciate you) but I feel like I oversaturate my blog with the#especially since I can hardly think about any other writing LOL#I don't know why they are SO ingrained in my brain#anyway#who wants to see Link become a POW and have to face his dad#and alllll the conequences that come with that#and Mama Impa#jifaeowjfewoajfkslj#imprisoning war#hero of power#ganondorf#one of these days I'm gonna show Ganondorf being a good dad WITHOUT any bittersweet edge or looming dread or anything#he's too complicated a character what can I say#especially in this storyline like#dude was still a villain here#but there's Link#Gan: I'm starting a war and I don't care about this dumb kid who I have half adopted into the family.#Link: *enters war*#Gan: I... I definitely don't care. No. Nope. Do NOT.#...does anybody want to see more of POW Link + Gan
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My ENTP dad's employees told him the reason why I'm single and not birthing grandkids is that he raised me to be too independent and not take shit from men because he treats my INTJ mom so well.
and i know they didn't quite mean it as a positive because this came up in comparing photos of the grandkids and them tell him why he's got none... but it's a little twisted because what they're saying is that their daughters aren't being treated well...?
#also dad doesn't know i'm currently dating a man just over 20 years older#(I'm almost 30#fully formed frontal cortex#very stable job and multiple degrees thank you)#but dude treats me so well as do i him#also it's not going to last so much longer as he's moving away#but still like#imma meet a forever person#i want kids#i'm not suffering for being independent#also i get pursued#not necessarily by who i want#but i'll be able to pick#the one who i fit with best and treats me well#this isn't about me actually#these employees of my dad... their daughters? I hope they're ok uhhh#and that they're not like totally dependant#and that they're happy#because whats being described here is seems like a negative trade off#grandkids early in life for subjugation of daughter vs daughter who takes less shit and has the kiddos later#them menz better be treating them well#mine#entp#personal
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originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins
#origins smp#i heard theres been like three failed origins revivals WHAT EVEN HAPPENED i was only there for the first one😅#beeduo#otubbo#oranboo#beeduo fanart#i rewatched some origins streams a little while ago oh my god theyre SO FUNNY#DUDE DOES ANUONE REMMEBER THAT ONE STREAM I COUDLNT FIND RHIS ONE STREAM#IR WAS LIKE THE ONE WHERE TUBBO WAS SINGING SUGAR BY MAROON FIVE and they were being really Funny thay shit h#ad me CRYING in 2021 Please i swear this happened imnot crazy but also they might have been separate streams actuallu i dont rememebr its#been wayyyyyyy too long#BUT IT HAPPENED I PROMISE Sorry i've been gone for a while ive been very busy lots of Things going on went to Six flags then jad a surprise#bday party then i had to buy shoes for prom then Go to prom and also i do figure skating and am out like every day idknt have Time im sorry☹#had a crepe yesterday it was sooooo goood im like learning to drive too that shit is boring as hell my dad kept gettign 😑 bc i couldn't stop#yawning DRIVING IS SO BORING its not my fault😭😭😭😭#ok what else ohhhh. y god i locked in SO HARD for this physics essay u guys dont even knowim getting ONE HUNDRED on that trust i just really#wanted to share ok i love you bge#WAIT ACTUALLT SORRU IM LIKE REMMEBERJNG THE ORIGINS STREAMS K WAYCHED#RANBOO WAS SO FUCKING FUNNT IN THOSE STREAMS TOO LIKE I REMEMBER NIKI WANTED TO SEE THEIR BASE and tubbo was like ooh maybe we can put like#water down here for you niki we need a water system and ranwas like Do we though?I WAD WAYCHING THAT .LIKE DAMMMNNNNNN OM LIKE GIGGLING WRIT#ING THIS RIGHT NOW I CAN HEARTHE CLIP HE DID NOTTT WANT HER IJNTHEIR BASE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#I NEED TO FIDN THAT STREAM WHERE IRS LIKE TOMMY AND JACK A D FHEHRE LOKE TALKING ABOUT DUOS AND THEN JACK SAYS THE MOST OUT OF POCKET SHIT I#VE EVER HEARD LKKE I LITERALLU HAD TK PAUSE. H PHONE AND BURST OUR LAUHJIMG MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOORRRRR DO U GUYS R EME ER WTF IM TLAKING AB#OUT IDK HOW TO FIND THESE STREAMS Oh my god u really Had to be there early 2021 that was liye the funniest era of mt life i wlild be#Tearing up from lauhjimg every day I MISS WAYCHING STREAMS LIVE CHAT WAS SO FUNNY I wishe it was archivedI WISH MORE STREAMERS KEPT CHAT ON#SCREEN i defiently understand why most didn't like Wyd when chats annouing ad hell but also Me 3 years later is interested in what the pub#lic had to say.... ok Now bye
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really gotta say. not a fan of norman. dude has to be one of the worst dads in pokemon and the bar is already pretty low 💀
#to being said i have not made it to the black and white arc yet so ghetsis might just beat that record but so far? its norman#pokespe#like as many jokes as i make about Giovanni being a shit dad the dude does actually care about his son#yeah he is not a good person nor do i think he is supposed to be written like a good person however#Giovanni still like actively cares about his son Ruby's dad in the meantime just keeps#just keeps hitting me with fhe exact opposite thing you would think a dad would do#yeah yeah yeah let me train my son and be emotionally disconnected from him so i can train him to go through a really dangerous tower with a#a really dangerous pokemon yeah yeah yeah wait? my son hates? ok so like I'll get another kid that#that i did not want to train to begin with and only wanted to be a good trainer and make him climb the tower even though he already#has problems breathing go climb the dangerous o zone tower go go go
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No offense to ppl who actually like fourth wing but it sound like a rough draft or bullet point for a book strung together. I don’t get why ppl were frothing at the mouth over this book
#may delete later#and maybe it’s not for me to get#to each their own#thank you so much readsbyrachel for reading so I didn’t have too#anti fourth wing#the amount of time violet says ‘my scalp prickles’ what does that even mean rebecca#it seem so under developed like why beside her sister telling her xaden going to kill her does she believe when he has done nothing to her#or to show her that he wants to kill her#why is the other dude in the love v so pathetic and not like a good grovel-ly pathetic#he’s just there to annoy us#why did this even need a love triangle not everything does#if she had spent less to try to convince us that this triangle was actually a thing she could’ve developed xaden and violet-#from misconception to acquaintances to mutual liking to awkward unlikely alliances#this isn’t enemies to lovers this is insta love solely on the fact that violet instantly liked him and wouldn’t stop being a creep#and thinking about him even when the next sentence is about how her mom kill his dad or how his family is responsible for her brothers death#anti rebecca yarros
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Is this fanfic friendly? I feel like an outlier.
I guess this is my sign it's time to throw together a FAQ post to link to lol.
Yes, every event for this blog is fanfic friendly :D
Though as I mentioned on my Ominous October post, for events that include multiple short stories, I encourage everyone to flex their creativity and take one of their planned short story fanfics, and at least *attempt* to turn one of them into something entirely original; rebuilding a character and story from the ground up to stand on its own two legs is no easy feat, and that is what makes it so fun!
It really gets your creative gears turning, to make an "au of an existing material" to be something entirely original, and you can be pleasantly surprised about the things you come up with!
As a few people say, its not just a matter of "filing the serial numbers off" -- you have to add in just as much *or more* as what you take out when you are turning a fanfiction into something that is original and completely divorced from its original source material / inspiration, and that is a hard, but very rewarding challenge!
Obviously, this is not a requirement (there's no hard requirements for any of the challenges, other than no cheating, including no using AI),
but if you would like an extra challenge for the short story events and you're planning on doing entirely fan-fiction, I highly recommend trying it out at least once, and seeing where it leads you--
you may find yourself pleasantly surprised by what you find down that rabbit hole!
#replies#novella november#long rambly tags to follow lol#including anti royalist / anti billionaire shit#ominous october#this is what my novella november is going to be#something that WAS a huge earth-shattering fanfic AU#but before I even got past a WIP Oneshot I'd already realized that what I was planning was going to turn canon so far on its head it would#be unrecognizable and it would be much better off and more coherent if I made it entirely original#so now it is!#not only does this involve changing every single characters name#everyone is now a completely different species other than human because thats always fun#and of course we're also tackling all the issues that had annoyed me in omega verse fics since I was like 14 and liked the#creature aspects but hated the biological essentialism and misogny / caste systems#if your fantasy people have an enforced caste system you gotta actually treat that like the horror and systemic oppression it is#not just say 'biological = right' like dude what do you think people have been saying about real women this whole time????#people literally insist women are biologically inferior to men do you really think supporting that idea is going to make you sound#progressive just because your main character is a tomboy independant woman?#also like she lost all her independence as soon as she found a man to marry so uhhhhh#what happened to being ready and willing to hit the bricks if people kept talking down to you and condescending you for being a woman????#why did you go from independant badass tomboy to fainting damsel who spends all her time worrying about failing to produce an heir#so her husband can take power#instead of just straight up telling your husband#'hey I don't want to deal with the bullshit from your father how about we do the-#- socially acceptable thing and just go off to make our own independant settlement with some of the villagers who are on your side'#like your husband would literally be escstatic about this idea of finally getting out from under his dad's tyrannical thumb#and its more like way more than half the villagers would go with you not just a handful#theyve been sick of the kings shit for years and only your husband's potential rise to rule kept them in check#cus he actually cares about the villagers and goes among them#while still clearly having some biases to work through when it comes to class and gender equality
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So I play Rise of Berk a lot but I've only recently gotten to the parts that take place past the second movie and basically I can sum it up as:
Gobber: Hiccup you have to run the village.
Hiccup: No thanks. Bye ✌️
Astrid: Gobber, Hiccup won't pay attention to me.
Gobber: Idk what you want me to do about it.
Valka: Hey how do I have a heart to heart with my son?
Gobber: With your son? You don't.
Eret: What the fuck is this fucking village.
#Near exact quote from the game:#Valka: Son if you want a relationship to work you have to put time into it.#Hiccup: ... Bold words coming from the MF who didn't see her husband for 20 years.#Me: DAMN#There was one part where Spitelout was like 'damn none of this would've happened if I was chief' and gobber was like 'yikes. Weird thing to#say to a dude who just lost his dad.'#Gobber absolutely carries the story part of this game#how to train your dragon#rise of berk#my posts#The entire thing is basically 'hiccup avoids his responsibilities and also grief.'
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Sometimes I still think about The Owl House Gang all trying to watch ATLA together but then Zuko's backstory in The Storm retraumatizes Hunter so bad they have to stop
#luz is too young to have grown up with the show she just heard it was good#SHE DIDN'T KNOW GUYS#they all get super into it and the gaang and maybe even make some jokes about how Zuko reminds them of Hunter#and then suddenly it is Not Funny Anymore#they just straight up stop watching it because it was So Bad#and then months later Hunter is like '....... i really want to know where that show goes'#so they pick it up again#everytime Zuko makes a bad life decision Hunter is just dying inside#'your dad DOES NOT LOVE YOU YOU CAN DO BETTER'#season 2 is such an emotional rollercoaster#like zuko is figuring stuff out and seems like he's gonna redeem himself and everyone is getting so hype#because at this point they NEED to see this character get a happy ending because they have been throufh WAY TOO MUCH over him#and then in the season finale he regresses#the BETRAYAL#they are like wailing and rending their clothes like dudes in the bible#hunter just sitting there with his head in his hands#season 3 storyline with zuko at the fire palace is also massively triggering for him but he's being so normal about it#the rest of the squad on the copium like 'he can still turn this around guys'#secretly several of them have given up on him at this point but they can't admit that there's too much riding on this#and then zuko DOES IT but the scene is so tense that no one even feels like they can celebrate because they're all projecting way too hard#and then zuko redirects the lightning and they're like 'FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!'#there is much crying at the finale#luz and amity kin assigned eachother as aang and katara so they're really happy when they get together#hunter like 'mostly this is making me glad I didn't have to become the political leader of The Boiling Isles as a traumatized 16 year old'#'can you imagine'#these tags were not supposed to be this long lmao#toh#atla#avatar#my rambles
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