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vicontheinternet · 6 months ago

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No offense to ppl who actually like fourth wing but it sound like a rough draft or bullet point for a book strung together. I don’t get why ppl were frothing at the mouth over this book

#may delete later #and maybe it’s not for me to get #to each their own #thank you so much readsbyrachel for reading so I didn’t have too #anti fourth wing #the amount of time violet says ‘my scalp prickles’ what does that even mean rebecca #it seem so under developed like why beside her sister telling her xaden going to kill her does she believe when he has done nothing to her #or to show her that he wants to kill her #why is the other dude in the love v so pathetic and not like a good grovel-ly pathetic #he’s just there to annoy us #why did this even need a love triangle not everything does #if she had spent less to try to convince us that this triangle was actually a thing she could’ve developed xaden and violet-#from misconception to acquaintances to mutual liking to awkward unlikely alliances #this isn’t enemies to lovers this is insta love solely on the fact that violet instantly liked him and wouldn’t stop being a creep #and thinking about him even when the next sentence is about how her mom kill his dad or how his family is responsible for her brothers death #anti rebecca yarros

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ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously · 11 months ago

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Gojo "Touch Starved" Satoru

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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 4 months ago

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I fully believe this is his life’s motto

(Courtesy of @skellebonez reply to my last piece of art they are one of the funniest people I know)

#KNOX ART (me)#monkie kid #LEGO monkie kid #monkie kid mk #monkie kid sun wukong monkey king #I’m way too powerful with this iPad I can just draw whenever and wherever I want digitally I’m #that first expression is everything to me #fr tho all the people he’s ever interacted with hate his guts but it’s so rare he’s ever actually done anything in the show #bro gets used and goes time to be annoying

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choccy-milky · 6 months ago

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(ominis is already on his family's plan but he's there to annoy seb anyway)

#the idea of ominis being rich and still leeching off of sebs netflix is so funny to me LMFAO #he mainly does it bc of anne since shes the one who wants help in annoying seb #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #anne sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #clora clemons #hogwarts legacy meme #also choosing ominis' pfp was hard i was so conflicted on what to make it #originally i was gonna do a super messed up blurry pic cuz hes blind but the dog filter won out #i like the idea of him deadpan just using all these whacky filters and it doesnt matter to him anyway cuz he cant see them LMFAO #also annes gremlin and trollish sense of humour has rubbed off on him

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noecoded · 1 year ago

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heartbreaking:the worst people you know just started an emo band

#the worst TWO people you know.beel got dragged into tjis #their band iscalled fatal attraction.asmo came up w it #&they give beel lollipops on stage so he can use both his hands but stillhas something 2munch on......#someone said asmo wld be problematic like 2000s jeffree star and i yhinkthey were on to somethinng #i think his interpersonal conduct with fans would be really distasteful in a way that bands cld only get away with during the 2000s #he wld be well liked. but he wouldhave an effect on them that permanently dmgs their taste in partner and psyche #like his ego wld be just kind of annoying until fans start getting his signature tattooed onthem and stuff and it would immediately go to #asmos head so badd to the point where being arnd him is like an impossible task unless ur the worldsbiggest pushover& soo patient #mine #obey me #asmo #beel #belphie

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egophiliac · 8 months ago

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I saw comments that the new butler from Ridekamens look like Sebek

He...kinda does

I wasn't gonna say it, but. that was kind of my first thought when he was revealed. :') maybe this is what Sebek's older brother is doing these days? he ran off to buttle for secret agents at a superhero cafe? actually wait that would be rad as heck, I'll accept this headcanon

#art #twisted wonderland #ride kamens #i don't know how to tag this in a way that won't annoy literally everyone so uhhhh sorry about that #'but his surname is aijo' it's his SECRET AGENT NAME gosh you wanna blow his cover or what #...okay to be fair they're not really that much alike #beyond being green manservants themed after reptiles and having sorta similar hair and...well their personalities are different anyway #then again we have yet to actually experience leon so who knows #we'll be in the middle of a tense battle of good vs evil and he just appears behind us screaming GOSHUJINSAMA YOUR DRYCLEANING!!!#actually based on his description this seems pretty likely. hm.

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homkamiro · 10 months ago

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"Love, huh?"

#i'm a big believer that scout was screamed at or punished by all the people around him because of his annoyance #brothers dates the mercs and etc #he's used to negative feedback and therefore feels really uncomfortable when he gets to be complimented or said nice things #his annoying behaviour is like some sort of defense mechanism #tho he likes to feel special to sniper. a lot #i know it's incredibly OOC but god just let me be delusional a bit. what's a girl to do #team fortress 2 #team fortress 2 fanart #team fortress 2 comic #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 comic #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #sniperscout #speeding bullet

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aardvaark · 3 months ago

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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)

#leverage #nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve #he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him #parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff #but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank #sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties #which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be #manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties #she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i #manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard #so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu #goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting

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just-null · 3 months ago

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HELLO HANTENGU NATION (5 people)

I'VE MADE AN [unofficial] HEIGHT CHART FOR MYSELF

Hantengu: 5"5 (166cm) Sekido: 5"9 (175cm) Karaku: 5"9 (175cm) Urogi: 5"9 (175cm) Aizetsu: 5"9 (174cm) Zohakuten: 5"3 (160cm) Urami: 8"5 (257cm)

[little aftermath under the cut]

they're so annoying. peace is nonexistent... they're the best ever.

#null rot #cw blood #demon slayer amount of blood??#hantengu #hantengu clones #sekido #karaku #urogi #aizetsu #zohakuten #urami #demon slayer #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #FUCK WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM #DO YOU SEE MY VISION?? THEY'RE SO ANNOYING IN MY MIND BUT ARE SO HOT GUY CODED.........#LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP PRETTY BOY #EVEN THE OLD ONE. i KNOW HE'S MAKING THE ELDERLY AND GILF HUNTERS ACT UP #OH MY GOD I NEED TO KEEP DRAWING THEY'RE LIKE SO FAMILY TO ME #BRO DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GET FUCKED OVER IF YOU ADD YOURSELF TO THE PICTURE??????#OH MY GOD JUST. JUST GIVE ME A FEW DAYS OF MY FUCK #also ignore how i posted on my 'cleaner' blog. that was a fuck up. ill be posting everything here #ANYWAY MY REASONING FOR MAKING AIZETSU SHORTER BUT A CENTIMETER IS CAUSE I BELIEVE HES THE HANTENGU THAT WAS STILL GROWING + ZO #ALSO APPARENTLY YOU LOSE AN INCH EVERY DECADE AFTER FOURTY??? SO HANTENGU IS TINY.... AND HUNCHED IN MY MIND #AND URAMI IS GARGANTUAN DID YOU EVEN SEE HIM NEXT TO TANJIRO BRO? HANTENGU IS TALLER THAN THAT KID BY AN INCH IM P SURE HES IM THE 8FT RANG #the three caballeros are his at prime time height cause they look like theyd be in their prime yk??#i used a converter for the cm so if something is fucked. no its not. trust me bro

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tiredcowboyy · 11 months ago

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I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?

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elsecrytt · 2 months ago

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Satoru Gojo goes to the same cafe every day for his coffee-flavored confectionary beverage. You are the barista tasked with pumping his drink with the unreasonable assortment of syrup squeezes.

You don't blink at it. You've been in customer service forever. Everything is second nature to you. But you give him a look when you hand him a drink and he just starts going.

He likes to make small chat, you learn. About meaningless things - desserts, drinks, the weather - but he makes you laugh, and he laughs at your jokes, too. He's smiling every time you talk.

He's beautiful - in that way that makes you uncertain if he's really there - and friendly, and he seems a bit lonely, eager to converse.

Something tells you Satoru probably doesn't have a lot of close friends. He's rich, too, judging by the massive tips he leaves you.

The thing is, you do a lot of things on autopilot. It's just the way these things get after a while. Pouring drinks, "What would you like today?", "I'll have that out for you soon!", "Have a nice day!", all that stuff.

Sometimes, though. Sometimes. Wires get crossed.

He's picked up his drink to leave, giving you a cheeky smile and a little wave, and you tell him, without thinking twice:

"Love you, bye!"

Oh. Oh fucking hell -

"Love you too!"

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #satoru gojo #gojo x reader #satoru x reader #elsey writes slice of life. look at me. im so talented. so diverse #just a thought that came to me earlier today while calling some friends and family lol #if anyone gojo knew said “i love you” to him he would immediately say it back and that is CANON #he is not cool and collected he is DESPERATE and even if he TRIES to be emotionally distant he has 0 self control #almost everyone who approaches him does it because he's rich/handsome. if he thought you REALLY liked him he'd actually cry #gojo is annoying and likes to argue with you about coffee and desserts but he has your back #you accidentally say “you're welcome” instead of “thank you” and he's like “i am eternally grateful for the HONOR of having been served by #he's sooooo obnoxious i love him #elsey writes sfw. guys do NOT get used to this i am a degenerate

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skunkes · 4 months ago

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immediate redraw

#a doodley #i do think talon would already have some dinky phone but he doesnt use it often #but al convinces him to have it on him when he prowls around at nite just in case #otherwise he forgets it exists #but im not sure....im not sure yet abt him and technology in canon #anyway this doodle also made me realize i need the al and talon train to get going again bc i KNOW al wld have some annoying nickname for #him....but those always come organically like how i didnt have him call me bunny on purpose from day 1 its just what happened over time #like his contact name wld not be talon....#realized too late that the person sending the foto wld be talon i shldve made it grainier and more pixelated and blurry

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castielsprostate · 3 months ago

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wade finding logan's scratch spot in the middle of a regular tuesday night fight and logan drops to his knees, claws retracting, thumping his leg on the ground as wade scritches the spot just below his jawline.

the second he stops scratching, logan snaps wade in half like he's a pencil, and wade couldn't be happier

#sjonnie.text #oh and he uses it anytime he wants to annoy logan / be brutally mauled #except maybe when logan is sleepy and anxious and instead of breaking all 207 bones after wade stops scritching he just sighs #yknow #poolverine #deadclaws #deadpool x wolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #wade x logan

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theonewhowails · 1 year ago

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nari goes on field trips :]

#my art #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb #in my first full playthrough i was annoyed at the final boss fight still but also was collecting all the follower forms #so i indoctrinated nari but when i saw the 'immortal' trait i went BET #and immediately sacrificed him #and then brought him back the next day because actually tactically having an unaging cult follower could be really useful #and gave him the moon necklace as a HAHA FUCK YOU. now you have to spend your eternal sleepless life worshipping me #also i made him a really agressive magenta colour just to fuck with him #(and then later realized this made him look like animal crossing bob)#and THEN i stopped and went. wait. if hes a follower now. can i marry him?#and then i got the other bishop followers and made them theur own little house complex #and then got really sad narinder couldnt use his because moon necklace #so i murdered him #and looted his corpse #and then i gave him the red crown necklace. also as a little fuck you.#and then by this point the brainworms had fully sunk in and i was like 🥺 nari should get to travel and see the world #and then he died on a mission so i looted his corpse again and THEN i gave him the missionary necklace #my first full playthrough was ...... chaotic

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otaku553 · 1 year ago

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Quite frankly still obsessed with the three of them

A little procrastination doodle

#one piece #portgas d ace #sabo #monkey d luffy #it’s 5 am and I do not have the time to be spending on procrastination doodles but that is neither here nor there #ft. my headcanons for their outfits as kiddos but not really because I think this is pretty close to canon #oversized jacket for sabo because I refuse to believe he has worn the same clothes after being a runaway for at least a few years #like kids grow so fast and I can see undersized jacket for that as well but I feel like undersized would just be uncomfy and restricting #straw hat is definitely too big for 7 year old luffy so I hc it goes around his neck more often than not #or sabo or ace gets annoyed at luffy for having his eyes blocked all the time while they’re fighting each other or hunting so they #eventually get luffy to wear it around his neck more #also you can’t convince me that the fuzz on luffy’s shorts is like… actual fur #I think it’s more like very frayed edges of denim if you know what I mean #ace with baggy pants because it’s what he deserves. baggy pants ftw #also probably bigger pockets for his pickpocketing #sabo complains about noble clothes like girls complain about small pockets #‘what are they even supposed to hold. why are they so tight. this is just them trying to get us to buy expensive bags’

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morganbritton132 · 1 year ago

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Eddie posts a Tiktok of Steve and Robin setting up a chess board to play. They’re both really good chess players but Steve is strategic as hell so he wins more often.

They’re trash talking each other the entire time they’re setting the board and Steve says, “Look at the leader board, Robbie. Who is number one? Me! No one can top me.”

Eddie, waiting for this exact moment, looks into the camera and says with a self-satisfying smirk, “I can.”

#Steve Harrington is good at chess #I take no criticism #also I think he knows the names of all the pieces because he used to play with his mom and she made sure he did #but just to annoy Dustin he gives them all different names #Dustin: You’re missing a rook #Steve: What?#Dustin (deep sigh): Where’s Kevin?#eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

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