#he’s just there to annoy us
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No offense to ppl who actually like fourth wing but it sound like a rough draft or bullet point for a book strung together. I don’t get why ppl were frothing at the mouth over this book
#may delete later#and maybe it’s not for me to get#to each their own#thank you so much readsbyrachel for reading so I didn’t have too#anti fourth wing#the amount of time violet says ‘my scalp prickles’ what does that even mean rebecca#it seem so under developed like why beside her sister telling her xaden going to kill her does she believe when he has done nothing to her#or to show her that he wants to kill her#why is the other dude in the love v so pathetic and not like a good grovel-ly pathetic#he’s just there to annoy us#why did this even need a love triangle not everything does#if she had spent less to try to convince us that this triangle was actually a thing she could’ve developed xaden and violet-#from misconception to acquaintances to mutual liking to awkward unlikely alliances#this isn’t enemies to lovers this is insta love solely on the fact that violet instantly liked him and wouldn’t stop being a creep#and thinking about him even when the next sentence is about how her mom kill his dad or how his family is responsible for her brothers death#anti rebecca yarros
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Prompt 352
“Mother, I crave violence,” a small child interrupts the video call, practically clambering up into Nightingale’s chair. They look around five or so, with white hair and red eyes. Albino perhaps?
“Ah, apologies, let me take care of this real quick,” Nightingale turns the microphone off when he gets a few acknowledging noises, picking the small child up and moving them from the room.
“Cute kid,” Barry acknowledged from behind his coworker’s head, having been helping move things. Actually, the kid looked kind of familiar, though from where, who knew. Hard to remember everything with how fast his thoughts usually went. “I didn’t know Nightingale was a father…”
Then again the specialist was notoriously private, and set most meetings online thanks to some sort of medical conditions. So he supposed it would make it easier to be a stay at home dad if he was there already…
#Prompts#DCxDP#DPxDC#Mom Danny#Dad Danny#De Aged Dan#Well at least physically and using it to be a lil shit on purpose#Eternal Trio#Danny goes by Nightingale instead of the extra long combined name for work#You can’t tell me specialists wouldn’t exist in DC where there’s a bunch of supernatural & alien stuff everywhere#Danny specializes in scenes that have ecto or other realms energy/goops/etc#He’s not lying when he says medical conditions either what with the whole heartbeat/scars/etc#Ellie is also around she’s just out with Sam#Valerie is Ellie’s Godmother#Tucker professionally tests firewalls and similar & has a side streaming job#The people think Jordan is joking when he says he craves violence but he’s dead serious#He’s never been so annoyed than when he found out his ghost form has also been de-aged and he’s Tiny
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Gojo "Touch Starved" Satoru
#annoying ass idiot 24/7#he just has to much energy for his own good#adhd gojo satoru#geto is used to getting woken up by him cuz suguru's better at cooking breakfast#haibara my darling enjoys gojo's casual touches#shoko just doesn't mind#she let's him#it takes too much effort to tell him off#nanami used to struggle out of his grasp but gave up at some point#but every time he senses satoru coming he bolts#stupid himbo i love him#gojo saotur#tokyo 5#jujutsu kaisen#fanart#jjk#haibara yu#nanami kento#shoko ieiri#geto suguru#IPMSSA_SatoSho!Fanart#IPMSSA_SatoSugu!Fanart#IPMSSA_Tokyo5!Fanart#IPMSSA_FoundFamily!Fanart
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I fully believe this is his life’s motto
(Courtesy of @skellebonez reply to my last piece of art they are one of the funniest people I know)
#KNOX ART (me)#monkie kid#LEGO monkie kid#monkie kid mk#monkie kid sun wukong monkey king#I’m way too powerful with this iPad I can just draw whenever and wherever I want digitally I’m#that first expression is everything to me#fr tho all the people he’s ever interacted with hate his guts but it’s so rare he’s ever actually done anything in the show#bro gets used and goes time to be annoying
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(ominis is already on his family's plan but he's there to annoy seb anyway)
#the idea of ominis being rich and still leeching off of sebs netflix is so funny to me LMFAO#he mainly does it bc of anne since shes the one who wants help in annoying seb#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#ominis gaunt#anne sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#clora clemons#hogwarts legacy meme#also choosing ominis' pfp was hard i was so conflicted on what to make it#originally i was gonna do a super messed up blurry pic cuz hes blind but the dog filter won out#i like the idea of him deadpan just using all these whacky filters and it doesnt matter to him anyway cuz he cant see them LMFAO#also annes gremlin and trollish sense of humour has rubbed off on him
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heartbreaking:the worst people you know just started an emo band
#the worst TWO people you know.beel got dragged into tjis#their band iscalled fatal attraction.asmo came up w it#&they give beel lollipops on stage so he can use both his hands but stillhas something 2munch on......#someone said asmo wld be problematic like 2000s jeffree star and i yhinkthey were on to somethinng#i think his interpersonal conduct with fans would be really distasteful in a way that bands cld only get away with during the 2000s#he wld be well liked. but he wouldhave an effect on them that permanently dmgs their taste in partner and psyche#like his ego wld be just kind of annoying until fans start getting his signature tattooed onthem and stuff and it would immediately go to#asmos head so badd to the point where being arnd him is like an impossible task unless ur the worldsbiggest pushover& soo patient#mine#obey me#asmo#beel#belphie
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Continuing the theme of Wade being scared and horny opportunist. Also a very important question for a bonus gratuitous panel that will happen because Migs is a man of his (sleepy) word:
#wade wilson#miguel o'hara#logan howlett#deadpool#spiderman 2099#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#spiderverse#poolverine#spideypool#poolverang#deadfang#clawyclaw#XD sorry but im going to be annoying and use this tag for logan/miguel#its just too silly not to use ;P#also headcanon explaination:#migs is a octopus when it comes to cuddling during the sleep#which#given that he is very pointy#is about as cute as a cat trying to murder a kick toy#which means very cute unless you are the kick toy#that's why he has tsumtsum pin cusion#i actually did another comic about that#damn there is a lot of comics i did 😅#another fin fact#first two pages here actually took more effort than the linearted one =.=#no idea how it works
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This is part 1 of a continuation for my other post where LL Megatron gets trapped in the G1 universe, I was thinking about how someone would go insane in this cartoon world and thought "what if Megatron had someone else to accompany him" so, I gave Starscream an existential crisis
Edit: final part is out, I tagged everything as G1 x LL AU!
#guys i cant continue this comic I'll get too attached to the “oh its g1 animation errors excuse”#“this has great potential to be hilarious” makes angst instead#starscream i love you but your shoulder spike thingies are annoying to draw#theres only two parts but i wanted to keep my streak of posting art daily#DO NOT BE FOOLED BY HIS CUTE FACE HES STILL EVIL hes just having alot of thoughts right now#sorry if my handwriting is hard to read at the end#i print when i can but i... unironicly write in cursive#transformers#megastar#megascream#megatron#starscream#megatron x starscream#transformers fanart#transformers g1#tf idw#transformers au#ok looking at this a day later i realize how bad the flow is#note to self draw just make comics on the same canvas in the future#i will say though Ive never made comics before its pretty good for character angle practice! I need to do more of these#also use a character ref sheet!!! I gotta look at refs if im gonna do this cause its kinda obvious most of my drawings are from memory#G1 x LL AU
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I saw comments that the new butler from Ridekamens look like Sebek
He...kinda does
I wasn't gonna say it, but. that was kind of my first thought when he was revealed. :') maybe this is what Sebek's older brother is doing these days? he ran off to buttle for secret agents at a superhero cafe? actually wait that would be rad as heck, I'll accept this headcanon
#art#twisted wonderland#ride kamens#i don't know how to tag this in a way that won't annoy literally everyone so uhhhh sorry about that#'but his surname is aijo' it's his SECRET AGENT NAME gosh you wanna blow his cover or what#...okay to be fair they're not really that much alike#beyond being green manservants themed after reptiles and having sorta similar hair and...well their personalities are different anyway#then again we have yet to actually experience leon so who knows#we'll be in the middle of a tense battle of good vs evil and he just appears behind us screaming GOSHUJINSAMA YOUR DRYCLEANING!!!#actually based on his description this seems pretty likely. hm.
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Had Odysseus been smarter, he would've perhaps asked Hades to help him evade Poseidon. I mean, Hades was surely annoyed. Poor guy had 500 new arrivals to deal with all because of his brother's little tantrum.
#epic the musical#epic#the odyssey#epic odysseus#odysseus#epic poseidon#poseidon#hades#epic hades#epic underworld saga#epic ocean saga#epic vengeance saga#shitpost#hades is so tired of it all already#i'm sure if ody got on his knees and batted his eyelashes a bit he'd get hades and persephone to agree#i mean orpheus did that and they helped#plus hades is already annoyed with zeus and poseidon#cuz he's the oldest yet got the short end of the stick#so i'm sure if ody just asked nicely he would've helped#persephone#orpheus#eurydice#manwhore au epic#manwhore au#manwhore au but kinda#not really lol#point is:#he should've used his charms and silver tongue more#come on ody think#did athena teach you nothing?
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"Love, huh?"
#i'm a big believer that scout was screamed at or punished by all the people around him because of his annoyance#brothers dates the mercs and etc#he's used to negative feedback and therefore feels really uncomfortable when he gets to be complimented or said nice things#his annoying behaviour is like some sort of defense mechanism#tho he likes to feel special to sniper. a lot#i know it's incredibly OOC but god just let me be delusional a bit. what's a girl to do#team fortress 2#team fortress 2 fanart#team fortress 2 comic#tf2#tf2 fanart#tf2 comic#tf2 sniper#tf2 scout#sniperscout#speeding bullet
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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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HELLO HANTENGU NATION (5 people)
I'VE MADE AN [unofficial] HEIGHT CHART FOR MYSELF
Hantengu: 5"5 (166cm) Sekido: 5"9 (175cm) Karaku: 5"9 (175cm) Urogi: 5"9 (175cm) Aizetsu: 5"9 (174cm) Zohakuten: 5"3 (160cm) Urami: 8"5 (257cm)
[little aftermath under the cut]
they're so annoying. peace is nonexistent... they're the best ever.
#null rot#cw blood#demon slayer amount of blood??#hantengu#hantengu clones#sekido#karaku#urogi#aizetsu#zohakuten#urami#demon slayer#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#FUCK WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM#DO YOU SEE MY VISION?? THEY'RE SO ANNOYING IN MY MIND BUT ARE SO HOT GUY CODED.........#LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP PRETTY BOY#EVEN THE OLD ONE. i KNOW HE'S MAKING THE ELDERLY AND GILF HUNTERS ACT UP#OH MY GOD I NEED TO KEEP DRAWING THEY'RE LIKE SO FAMILY TO ME#BRO DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GET FUCKED OVER IF YOU ADD YOURSELF TO THE PICTURE??????#OH MY GOD JUST. JUST GIVE ME A FEW DAYS OF MY FUCK#also ignore how i posted on my 'cleaner' blog. that was a fuck up. ill be posting everything here#ANYWAY MY REASONING FOR MAKING AIZETSU SHORTER BUT A CENTIMETER IS CAUSE I BELIEVE HES THE HANTENGU THAT WAS STILL GROWING + ZO#ALSO APPARENTLY YOU LOSE AN INCH EVERY DECADE AFTER FOURTY??? SO HANTENGU IS TINY.... AND HUNCHED IN MY MIND#AND URAMI IS GARGANTUAN DID YOU EVEN SEE HIM NEXT TO TANJIRO BRO? HANTENGU IS TALLER THAN THAT KID BY AN INCH IM P SURE HES IM THE 8FT RANG#the three caballeros are his at prime time height cause they look like theyd be in their prime yk??#i used a converter for the cm so if something is fucked. no its not. trust me bro
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I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?
#arthur morgan is the biggest softie#hosea matthews knew this#hes just a big teddy bear#arthur morgan#arthur morgan rdr2#incorrect rdr2#incorrect red dead#incorrect red dead redemption 2 quotes#fuck reddit#he would kill reddit men#after going to his womens rights protest#arthurs for the girls#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur and hosea#dutch van der linde#hoseaisaprotectivedad#young arthur morgan#arthur morgan hournal#he draws hearts next to his crushes name#When a man kissed arthur he literally was just like oh… please dont do that again#so what makes you think he’d murder the rest of us for not being annoying ass white men#Arthur morgan would love everyone#except reddit men#tiredcowboyys shenanigans
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Satoru Gojo goes to the same cafe every day for his coffee-flavored confectionary beverage. You are the barista tasked with pumping his drink with the unreasonable assortment of syrup squeezes.
You don't blink at it. You've been in customer service forever. Everything is second nature to you. But you give him a look when you hand him a drink and he just starts going.
He likes to make small chat, you learn. About meaningless things - desserts, drinks, the weather - but he makes you laugh, and he laughs at your jokes, too. He's smiling every time you talk.
He's beautiful - in that way that makes you uncertain if he's really there - and friendly, and he seems a bit lonely, eager to converse.
Something tells you Satoru probably doesn't have a lot of close friends. He's rich, too, judging by the massive tips he leaves you.
The thing is, you do a lot of things on autopilot. It's just the way these things get after a while. Pouring drinks, "What would you like today?", "I'll have that out for you soon!", "Have a nice day!", all that stuff.
Sometimes, though. Sometimes. Wires get crossed.
He's picked up his drink to leave, giving you a cheeky smile and a little wave, and you tell him, without thinking twice:
"Love you, bye!"
Oh. Oh fucking hell -
"Love you too!"
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#satoru gojo#gojo x reader#satoru x reader#elsey writes slice of life. look at me. im so talented. so diverse#just a thought that came to me earlier today while calling some friends and family lol#if anyone gojo knew said “i love you” to him he would immediately say it back and that is CANON#he is not cool and collected he is DESPERATE and even if he TRIES to be emotionally distant he has 0 self control#almost everyone who approaches him does it because he's rich/handsome. if he thought you REALLY liked him he'd actually cry#gojo is annoying and likes to argue with you about coffee and desserts but he has your back#you accidentally say “you're welcome” instead of “thank you” and he's like “i am eternally grateful for the HONOR of having been served by#he's sooooo obnoxious i love him#elsey writes sfw. guys do NOT get used to this i am a degenerate
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immediate redraw
#a doodley#i do think talon would already have some dinky phone but he doesnt use it often#but al convinces him to have it on him when he prowls around at nite just in case#otherwise he forgets it exists#but im not sure....im not sure yet abt him and technology in canon#anyway this doodle also made me realize i need the al and talon train to get going again bc i KNOW al wld have some annoying nickname for#him....but those always come organically like how i didnt have him call me bunny on purpose from day 1 its just what happened over time#like his contact name wld not be talon....#realized too late that the person sending the foto wld be talon i shldve made it grainier and more pixelated and blurry
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