#like literalmente
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
GAAMINGGGMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAA
#dan and phil#im gonna SOB#through the entirety of it#oh my gosh#the way this makes my whole life ten times better#like literalmente#please
5 notes
·
View notes
Note
hiii, have you shifted before? if yes i BEG for story times, specially from jjk 🙏
Yes I’ve shifted before :3 idk what specifically to write a story time abt bcuz a LOT has happened but lmk what realm of things u would like me to tell u abt lolol
#like the second I came there I had to kill curses 🙁#guys the culling games aren’t fun btw#😔😔#seeing yuuta was tho ts was gas#literalmente my son#shiftblr#desired reality#shifting#shiftinconsciousness#reality shift#shifting realities#reality shifting#chalk speaks
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
guys im so indescribably attached to balu already bc my best friend is also called balu okay. its literally him
#LITERALMENTE ELE#THEY EVEN LOOK THE SAME#i showed him to my bestie and he was like damn thats me#its him!!!!!#olordem.opc
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
A little something for myself only <3
#my stuff#code lyoko#tuga time#estou literalmente a ver em inglês porque a versão pt-pt tem episódios em falta lmao#mal consigo lembrar-me da letra inglesa mas esta está like#ingrained in my mind#tenho de arranjar em pt-pt pela nostalgia#sorry to pretty much all my followers lmao
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
esos momentos de la noche en que te acuerdas que cuando eras más chica literalmente tuviste una discapacidad y por eso ahora tienes secuelas
#las personas hot tuvieron enfermedades cronicas o agudas en su infancia#like si te ha pasado q literalmente tus articulaciones estaban tan mal a tal punto de perder la habilidad de caminar mientras todos corrian#ME ACUERDO QUE CUANDO MI FAMILIA NO ME PODÍA AYUDAR YO ME METIA EN UN CUBO Y ME ARRASTRABA YO SOLA
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
Sigh I keep. Wanting to draw n post. But the heat over here is actually criminal.. almost fainted like fucking 4 times today this is miserable
#text#Biggest downside of living in Puerto Rico is the insane fucking heat that sucks your life source out of your body through sweat#I'm too tired to draw it's criminal. heinous. terrible#Save me Kaze... Save me J0g0... Save me d1s4st3r curs3s...... sigh#Hopefully some shitty asspulled shitpost drawing of what I said I would draw on last text post will suffice me#I have to draw or I'll lose my talent🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 or something like that#Literalmente son las 11 y SIGO SUDANDO que miseria hermano😭😭 que me salve el gatorade
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
the pain of listening to them talk about not being able to locate a gas station because they have no signal in the woods when you have the full knowledge that Thiago bought that whiskey for Liz at a gas station last episode and therefore definitely knows where one is. alas
#i suppose it's within the realm of possibility for him to have forgotten. there's a lot going on#but like. DESPAIR EMOJI#thiago faz um teste de inteligência pra localizar o posto de gasolino que você visitou literalmente ontem. por favor#echo.liveblog#ordemlb
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Not me considering sending someone anon hate in the year of our Lord 2024 for crediting Aztecs for the number zero
#Mexican anger time#literally read it and was like eating your face just fuckin gnawing it the fuck off shut up for ever#fueron los mayas hdsptm#aaa#hdsptm como me envergo pinche comentario pendejo#igual el 90% de la histori a azteca es falsa literalmente la rescribieron cusndo llegaron al valle de mexico y es sabido aaaa#hdsptm dandole credito a los pinches aztecas por aportaciones de los mayar#hdsptm alav no mamaes pinche pendejada#mein shit
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
I loooove having borderline :DDD
Everyday is just
Open silly little internet
See something that conflicts with my beliefs and shouldn't affect me that much
Feel full of rage, with my body burning as the flames of the pity of hell
Now my whole day is ruined and I feel like a piece of garbage who shouldn't exist or even try to express myself because no one cares about my beliefs or my opinion and fuck myself basically. no one cares.
#please there's someone else whose FP is actually a Favorite character/media/show/singer????????#I don't care about people but I love things an unhealthy amount#and it triggers so much anger :/#i don't like being on the possessive side. i wanna be the possession :///////#i swear is so stupid i feel like a teenager girl fighting online bc “this character is MINE!!1!”#but instead of being a nuisance to ppl online i just keep everything to myself#vent#tw vent#actually bpd#literalmente eu
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
nobody talking about how wanderlust is 27 and sara is 20 years of age
#yall still shipping them??#you know what im not gonna say anything or tomorrow jdteam is gonna say jack is like 41 or something#just dancers literalmente agarraron a una tesista#sara apenas y sacó la ine
4 notes
·
View notes
Note
besame..
kiss me
taehyun whispers hoy against your ear, holding your hips close to his. his hard on pressing against your pelvic bone making you even needier. and his soft whispers in your native language brought even more wetness on your panties
te quiero arruinarte,, besame mi amor
i want to ruin you,, kiss me my love
when he places his hands on your thighs, squeezing gently,, all you can do is whimper with need, kissing him so passionately and with love. not only did he learn some spanish for you, he learned how to dirty talk in it too >//<
OH . MY GOD
#ESTOY LLORANDO#LIKE.. OMFG MOON I'M GONNA EXPLODE#LITERALMENTE GRITANDO EN MI ALMOHADA LIKE 😭😭😭😭#moon 🌙#terry bear 🐻❄️❤️🔥
17 notes
·
View notes
Text
also barry keoghan is so much better than jacob elordi
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
I am getting known as the gay dude + yaoi reader at school. God… why u fuckin with me??? What is this?? Homophobia from God????!!?
#shitpost#literalmente q porra#😭#tumblr mutuals… u guys don’t see me this way.. right? 🥺#my teacher mensioned:#queer comic books#to me#like-??? I get it but why queer specifically 😭✋
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
his lil curly swirls 🥹 his glasses 🥹 his jawline 🥹 his moles 🥹 the light blue 🥹 the heart hands 🫶🥹 he's soooooooooo !!!!!!!
#literalmente mi bebecito like this is us -> 👩👦#happy pride to us all finally we have been fed can i get an amen ladies 🙏🙌
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
"What has been your experience learning this language" man idk i just kinda slammed my head repeatedly against a concrete wall until i learnt enough to sort of follow along with touhou doujin raws
#literalmente prefiero que me peguen un tiro a que me hagan este tipo de preguntas en plan#qué digo. hice un curso a lo cutre hace 6 años y estoy con el búho también a lo cutre pero soy más o menos capaz de entender input sin mira#te reconozco los nombres de un puñao de monstruos y de una cantidad normal de Actos pero no necesariamente acierto siempre el de ''volver''#y alguna vez me he atrevido a hablar con algún artista en twitter (y ha salido bien) pero me ha hecho temblar como un perro mojado#LIKE...
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
was falling asleep suddenly the earthquake alarm goes off and. it wasn't that bad it's fine it just felt too strong for my liking
#i can't be normal about earthquakes anymore my gf has some windchimes hung up in our room and they were moving#as if there was a strong breeze bc of the earthquake#like it wasn't that bad i am just so scared of earthquakes now since the 2017 one i am actually shaking rn#suena la alerta sismica y me meo no hay calma pura histeria literalmente me dieron agruras y creo que no hay bolillos
3 notes
·
View notes