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Idol Land PriPara Episode 04
It was really nice of them to just release it on YouTube after we haven't been able to access it on the app. Okay here we go!
How is Amari SO RELATABLE. I do this basically every other day (i.e. think someone's actually talking to me when it's someone else and have to play it off).
Anyone a lawyer here? What legal recourse do I have for being drawn into an anime without my permission I SWEAR TO G--
Also Amari is wearing a Pretty Rhythm recolor(?).
So the plot of this episode is basically: Amari hears about some other girls going to the beach and thinks about how she hasn't made her "beach debut", but that's fine by her since she doesn't have a real bathing suit, confidence, etc. She then goes to Idol Land PriPara and, despite her best efforts, promptly gets automatically thrown into a bathing suit and forced to compete in a promise event.
These are some oooooooooooold coords. Do they really deserve all the fanfare? Hahah. Well, they are the only bathing suit coords so far I recognize as being real coords anyway.
(Unless there's anything from PriMagi or late-stage PriChan. I wouldn't know. BTW, if we ever do get any PriMagi recolors in Idol Land PriPara let me know because that would be great.)
In order for Amari to compete, Yui not only names herself Amari's new manager, but she just straight up gives her My Dream as well.
And they even made it official! AWWWW! I wonder if this set up is something that will continue after this episode.
Are we ever getting new mic these toys btw or is the show just going to advertise toys that don't exist.
WAIT.
I just noticed Nino and Michiru are still using their Idol Time mics which have somehow been modified to take keys. So I guess these aren't new toys at all.
HUUUUH.
So what I think I gathered from before is that Yui is just a zombie in real life because her idol soul is trapped in the rice cooker in Idol Land? Or something like that? They made a point to show she's alive and well here but I don't know if that makes anything better. I mean, I wouldn't want her parents to worry but wouldn't it be more interesting if Shogo has to continually convince his parents Yui is at some kinda summer camp or something haha. IDK.
Oh, is this a cameo by one of those celebrity groups I keep getting asks about?
(I mean... I don't care in the slightest but at least it will make someone happy haha.)
So, let the games begin!
Sophy has a throwaway line here about how Non Sugar isn't participating because of "pool inspection". I guess they have to clean the pool at their school? OH REALLY? Is THAT where they are?
This may or may not be my new desktop background.
So, partway through watching this episode I became disappointed when I remembered that it was spoiled long before that Dressing Pafe would be performing in this episode.
Oh boo. Well that spoils who wins the competition then.
But then I realized
what a fool I was
Since when is Dressing Pafe allowed to win ANYTHING
But well. Anyway.
This was a very different song for Dressing Pafe.
AND I LOVED IT!!! Goosebumps!!
Too bad it was apparently only good enough to open for a SoLaMi Smile performance we have already seen before JUST WITH DIFFERENT COORDS THIS TIME.
Okay I lied. These bathing suits are real coords too. PriChan recolors actually! And I... like them? Well. I like them more than the originals anyway, they have more details. Also any PriChan nostalgia, good or bad, is hitting me right in the feels currently. Also it's just funny how things are coming full circle.
So Amari didn't win the competition and we didn't get enough kirakira to unlock the thing, but the episode ends with Amari thanking Yui for helping her make her "beach debut".
Also this.
There was a subplot about Gaarmageddon getting lost trying to find a shortcut to the beach event
REALLY lost.
OoooooooOOOOOOH!!
#idol land pripara#this is technically the first time I've watched an episode legit i guess and i am happy about that#i was willing to pay for them when they were pay per view#like i tried and they wouldn't let me
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#he's just like me fr STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION | 3.19 "Captain's Holiday"
#his hot girl summer slay 💅#tng#jean luc picard#tngedit#trekedit#tvedit#startrekedit#star trek: the next generation#I tried to post this earlier but it wouldn't let me??#anyway. this really has been me lately whenever I'm sat in the park reading and I feel like passerbys are staring at me lmao
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I say this in the kindest way possible, but I think this style of prose is more appropriate for a personal account rather than an update account. I have no idea who's being talked about half the time. 🥲
[ Tumblr meme via @mikaikaika ]
#QSMP#Philza#Edited#Phil#Let me know if this needs an additional tag#I don't think this necessitates a discourse or neg tag or whatever because I'm being silly but I'm happy to add one if folks need it#I won't post this one on Twitter I don't think because I genuinely don't want to hurt anyone's feelings#but. I feel very strongly about this. It's not helpful#I say this as a fan and as a professional writer (who also worked in the Marketing and Communications field for far too long)#The prose is nice! It's very whimsical and they're having fun! But I don't think it's appropriate for an updates account#I recently turned off notifications for QsmpEN and I'm considering muting them because half the updates just aren't helpful to me#I want to be able to speed read through the update thread I don't want to spend an additional 30 seconds trying to decipher who's who#I don't like posting complaints so I tried to make it a funny complaint#because I do think feedback is good! And I know I'm not the only one who feels this way#but at the same time: these update writers ARE volunteers#(As a side note -- I personally think anyone running a large social media account should be paid)#(I did that for a few years and it was hell. I can't imagine doing that and NOT getting paid for it)#But anyways#They're all volunteers so I don't actually wanna go all pitchforks and torches on them (which I wouldn't do anyways even if they WERE paid)#I'm just venting my frustrations in what is (hopefully) a funny way#but you're welcome to disagree! That's ok too#Portfolio
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so about the header that proceeded today's statement:
Viability as agent: Low
Viability as subject: None
Viability as catalyst: Medium
i didn't know what to think of this part of the entry at first, but the longer the statement went on... was the institute in this universe trying to manufacture avatars?
the dice can't do anything without someone to use them, they can't be an "agent" by themselves, but might be capable of manipulation, so in that aspect their viability is "low."
the dice could be a "subject" in the sense that they could use further studying, but the statement itself was a very thorough investigation of their workings, so in that aspect their viability is "none."
the dice seem to influence their holder to roll them, or at least find more victims to roll them, and could therefore be described as a "catalyst" for someone's becoming. but, as seen in the statement, their owner can give the dice to someone else (albeit not without consequences), so in that aspect their viability is only "medium."
so what about the line following all this, what does "Recommend referral to Catalytics for Enrichment applicability assessment" mean? if we go by this interpretation, i'd say it could mean the institute wanted to find a way to make the dice even more potent as an artifact, maybe even remove that pesky ability for their owner to reject them.
imho all of this this brings a whole new level of context to the events of episode seven, of unknown violent agents going after an influx of objects that seemed straight out of artifact storage. was that the nature of the titular "magnus protocol" first mentioned in episode four, the one that involved the starkwall group? containing or destroying potential artifacts before the institute could get their hands on them?
it also makes their "gifted kids program," and sam's link to it as one of the kids being studied, all the more horrifying to think about. was it not just avatars in general they were after, but child avatars specifically? no wonder gertrude got so defensive over the possibility of sam and celia dragging gerry back into the institute's business last episode, we all picked up on her clearly knowing more than she's letting on but now we might know the shape of that information a bit better.
and one final bit of food for thought... this statement had a lot of familiar themes, didn't it? free will or the illusion of it, gambling and not-so-random chance, the statement giver being done in by one final hit from what feels like a bit of an addition... all hallmarks of a certain mother of puppets. doesn't it seem fitting that "chester" would use this kind of statement to warn sam about what harm pursuing the magnus institute could bring to him, considering the one his voice might draw from? and doesn't it seem so painfully ironic that his warning seems to have only driven sam further into that web?
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 9 spoilers#MANY THOUGHTS HEAD FULL AAAAAAAAAA#there are so many other things i want to link to this but i also just want to post it asap to get other people's thoughts#honestly at the word 'catalyst' my mind went straight to mike crew using ex altiora to become an avatar of the vast#combing through lietners until he found one that fit#and the statement giver from mag 4 feeling like he had to specifically sell ex altiora to gerry or it wouldn't 'count'#i can't pull out the episode quotes every time i have a theory or it becomes a bit passé but know they are always on my mind#also that last paragraph just came to me in a vision while i was typing up the rest of this i hope it's not too far of a reach#i tried to keep it vague but i'm also imagining jon banging his head against the inside of a crt monitor in frustration r/n#i still need to read the breakdown of the arg so if any info in that bolsters or discredits this please let me know!!!
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A werewolf knight promised a bride in return for his unflinching loyalty and unmatched battle prowess.
His Jarl thinks the most beautiful, talented, and wellbred Lady of the island will suit nicely as his gift.
But the wolf has already made his choice -- he'd made it long before he ever went to war. Everything he did, every terrible, horrible, deadly thing, he did it for her.
And since he was promised a bride, well. Who can stop him? It's his due, after all.
#who holds his leash? certainly not the laird and certainly not this wench they're trying to foist upon him#he's GOING to kick up a fuss and start biting people if he doesn't get his way#Viking style etiquette but it takes place in the same universe as Dr. Pragma and Kelsi and Ettienne and Mason#which is gaslamp Victorian and modern cityscape prospectively#anything is possible <3#jk they're all modern but with elements of their respective romance timescapes for spice <3#anyway. this poor little bakers daughter.#she doesn't even know. she's like 'oh I'm so SORRY you have to be married to a peniless nobody like me. i promise I'll fix it and you can#be married to someone you actually like 🥺' and he just lets her keep thinking that because it makes her easier to manipulate and less liable#to flinch when he gets a bit. handsy. with her. becuase obv he wouldn't come on to someone he doesn't even like!#but then she brings up the concept of annulment ('well have to sleep in seperate beds of course. we can't let them get the wrong idea') and#the gig is up. he's like no we WILL be fucking. you're mine.#and then she tries to run (doesn't know about chase-instinct)
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And then, Henry is holding them really tight, more for his security than theirs, and he walks out of the dungeon (ep 42)
I cannot be the only one who cried when the twins climbed Henry and sat on his shoulders like two loving pauldrons 🥺
#I am NOT ready for the next episode#also he is so strong for carrying two 12 year-olds like that#and now some design notes yayy#the string visible under Henry's shirt is a necklace with the birthstones of the four of them (he tucks it under his shirt to keep it safe)#Lark is on Henry's right shoulder and Sparrow's on his left if it's unclear (you can barely see the ends of their tattoos)#I think the twins have had different haircuts throughout their lives to keep things simple for their parents#after the events of S1 Lark buzzed his hair to further himself from Henry and Sparrow let his grow out (I'm working on their S2 designs rn)#Lark has a black toe from kicking something too hard#Sparrow and him used to have matching bead bracelets but Lark's got ripped during the pyramid incident#Sparrow offered him his but Lark wouldn't take it#also these trees do not look like oaks and especially not the same one but it was so ugly when I tried to do that so shhh#this was actually my first dndads fanart but it was left in my sketchbook for MONTHS before I decided to digitalize it...#so I actually sketched it the moment I heard the ep and before Deck Picks which makes me lose it#anyway!#my art#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads s1#dndaddies#dndads odyssey#henry oak#sparrow oak#lark oak#sparrow oak garcia#lark oak garcia
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hot take: trying things you've had adverse reactions to in the past (including full-on sensory-related meltdowns) to see if you may enjoy it now is good, actually. how you processed Bad Texture 10 years ago may be different to how you do now. or it may not. but the only way to know is to try.
#daemon.md#this might get me cancelled lmao#i'm autistic i understand what i'm on about here#hated mushrooms as a kid#like i had a real intense reaction to trying them#slimy and rubbery and they look weird and the gills were freaky#and after that i found out one time that one dinner had them snuck in chopped up real small so i wouldn't notice#and i didn't notice#but when i found out i was screaming#crying#retching#on the floor#and wouldn't let up#idk how long for#but a While#then i never had them for like 15 years#refused to#no matter how many times i was offered them#in so many ways#but i tried one fried a few years ago#and tried a tiny bit of a raw one#and didn't hate them#and now i've come to love them and put them in so many things#but i hate them grilled or baked#only fried or like in a sauce#mushrooms cooked in an oven are still Bad Texture#blegh
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This was all I could think about when watching Gem's latest video
#hermitcraft#geminitay#grian#I tried to post this meme to the Hermitcraft Memes subreddit but it wouldn't let me so I guess I shall post it here for all to see#and by all I mean like 5 people
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Mama Bird & his Dandelions
Windwheel Aster : Adored by the wind by @imari4444
And it's DONE !
Behold ! The Mama Bird and his demon children, taking a nap after the shitshow of chapter 21 !
They 100% deserve it !
Once again, thank you Imari for the incredible story and see you next chapter !
Byyyyyyyyyyyyye~
#windwheel aster: adored by the wind#Venti#Sage#Nora#Klee#Timmie#Flora#this took me forever#But gods damnit it's done#Please ignore the blanket and pillow#I tried#Please let them rest#After what happened in chapter 21#Let them rest#I didn't know what to do with the background#Then I remembered the foutain#It was a headache#I'm NOT used to draw backgrounds#And it shows#I didn't draw for like... SIX months#And then this idea wouldn't leave me alone#So I had to#OOOOops#Genshin Impact#of course#Barbatos#Venti my sweet gremlin child#I wanted to put windwheel asters and the bracelet#but didn't manage to#Maybe in the future I will redraw this and definitively put them in it
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So, Halloween is getting closer, and I thought it'd be fun to talk about what I think the gang would dress up as for Halloween
*when I say football I mean American football lol
Hiccup: I feel like he'd have a pretty simple, low effort costume, but he'd rock it. I'm leaning towards something like a super basic vampire costume. Dress shirt, nice pants/shoes, little cape, plastic vampire fangs, etc. But like, and I cannot stress this enough, he looks. so. good.
Astrid: Similar chill vibes as Hiccup, and I think she'd also go for something classic like a witch. But she kinda does it in her own style if that makes sense, short skirt, tights, boots, etc etc. (Also a witch hat and a broom bc duh). Bc this is a modern au, she steals Toothless from Hiccup (bc he's a black cat) and they're inseperable
Snotlout: The first thing my mind goes to is a football* player? Sports jersey, athletic shoes (wtv football players wear lol). I'm kinda between that or like a really slutty pirate vibe.
Fishlegs: He does those costumes that are like, puns or like, plays on words. Like like, when people dress up as a cookie and wear a pair of glasses and then they're a 'smart cookie' or wtv? Yeah, that's Fishlegs. He also gives bee vibes idk. Striped shirt, headband w antennae, wings, the works.
Ruff & Tuff: Definetly do coordinated costumes. I like the idea of them dressing up as Frankenstein (Ruff) and Frankensteins monster (Tuff). They go ALL OUT every year, never dress up as the same thing twice, oftentimes have multiple costumes in the day (and wear them before and after Halloween bc what else are they supposed to do lol). They probably make the costumes themselves. They totally dress up as clowns sometimes. (I redact my previous statement that they never wear the same thing twice; they DEFINETLY have costumes that they came up with specifically to freak certain people (Snotlout and Fishlegs mostly) out, which they can be counted on to wear at LEAST once a year)
#the formatting on this post got all fucked up idk what happened#the space between fishlegs and the twins is weird#and at a point there were like#lines that were typed on top of each other???#and i couldn't select them and when i tried to delete out of them it wouldn't let me idk#spooky season#happy halloween#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#hiccup haddock#hiccup#astrid hofferson#astrid#snotlout jorgenson#snotlout#fishlegs ingerman#fishlegs#ruffnut thorston#ruffnut#tuffnut thorston#tuffnut#how to train your dragon#riders of berk#defenders of berk#race to the edge#httyd#rob#dob#rtte#rosie's httyd brainrot#httyd headcanons
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why doesnt wally just cut sallys arms off while she sleeps?
hey now c'mahn she's just a lil guy
Wally would never and i wouldn't make him. Nightlight!Sally protection squad - assemble!
#lights out wally would rather get torn apart than raise a hand to sally#there's a Reason he either hides from her or tries to calm her down instead of taking Drastic Measures#she's his beloved neighbor... he wouldnt hurt his neighbor thats so Un-Neighborly#and he wouldn't let anyone else do it either#he loves his friends so so much why would he hurt them... even if they dont feel actual pain its still a No for him#rambles from the bog#wh lights out au#like... wally doesnt really understand why itd be Wrong to do it#but he understands that its unpleasant to be 'hurt' and also he doesnt like seeing his neighbors Damaged yk yk#the Arm™️ is a tenuous exception#there's a reason he keeps it instead of sewing it back on right away.#he doesnt understand that keeping it is Kinda Really Fucked Up#his thought process behind it is 'well. barnabys not using it anyway and i want to keep him with me but i cant risk the rest of him'#wally: this is perfectly rational and well thought out#literally everyone else: THE FUCK IT IS-
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#ruffled feathers#sometimes work is so fucking frustrating#like i had this one kid hit another kid and then when i told him off he just mocked me and then the entire class laughed#and like. there's nothing i can do. i can't send him out of the classroom bc i'm not allowed (there's nowhere to send him)#i can't call his parents bc i'm not allowed (and my japanese wouldn't be good enough to speak to them anyway)#i told him he couldn't join in the game and he just didn't care. spent the game throwing stuff at other kids + ruined it for everyone#then he shoved some crayons up his nose/in his ears and started running around#which is. y'know. REALLY FUCKING DANGEROUS so i can't just ignore it#when i spoke to the japanese teacher she was like 'ohh he has adhd' and i'm like ??? he assaults others. that's NOT bc of adhd#i don't work at a school i work at an eikaiwa. i'm the only staff member on location (no assistant no receptionist etc)#i have 11 kids in that class. most of them are 6-7 years old#and the japanese teacher just lets them do what they want most of the time so it's basically impossible to control them#i just. i fucking hate this classroom honestly. the kids are so disrespectful#i know it's not just me like everyone i've spoken to says it's a Problem Classroom#but also. it makes me feel like i'm a bad teacher bc i can't control the kids#it makes me feel like i should just quit my job bc obviously i'm bad at it#anyway i'm really not looking for advice here i'm just venting so please spare me the 'have you tried' messages#i've already asked my supervisor and senpais for advice and the general consensus is we need more staff#and also for the jt to not actually tolerate 7-year-olds behaving like 2-year-olds#delete later
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happy birthday to meeee~ ヘ( ̄ω ̄ヘ)
#i have a lot of schmoopy feelings about this year#it started off as one the worst times of my life#but then somehow it morphed into the absolute best#i have a lot of appreciation and joy that i feel for a lot of people now that i feel like i can't adequately express#but i guess the point is i'm actually excited for the future for the first time in years#and i feel like i wouldn't have stumbled down this path if it hadn't been for the encouragement i got from people when i really needed it#i've been really inspired to work at improving my art and to be more open about it#i tried a lot of new things#not just artistically but in general#i'm happy i'm here! and i intend to keep being here and to keep making things that bring me joy.#weird weird things. i intend to get weirder and weirder hehehe. hope y'all are prepared! >:D#so to anyone who said anything nice about my art and writing since i've been here#i know it sounds schmaltzy but the stuff you said meant more than you know. thank you for letting me know you saw me.
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*stares at the camera in ehlers-danlos syndrome*
#cw:#ehlers danlos syndrome#every month man#thank god for ketamine and pot because no other painkiller I've ever tried would touch it#and I am including opiates in that statement#I used to take a muscle relaxer every month#but that would make me sleep for literally like 14-15 hours and make me groggy for days#and it wouldn't start working UNTIL I was asleep so I'd usually end up drinking like half a bottle of wine to get there#it was really really unhealthy but when I say that level of pain makes you absolutely nonfunctional#I am really SO grateful for marijuana it is a GODSEND when I'm like this#it loosens up the muscles enough that I can push the bone back in with a foam roller#I've had some people give me shit for ~illicit drug use~ and it's like BELIEVE ME when I say this is the healthy option#just let patients with chronic pain take drugs okay
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9x01 | A New Beginning
#let's play Clue i'll be the rope#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S9#i hate this website that gifset i just tried to post wouldn't show on my dash....#i had to test that this one would#ANYWAY#hmm#many thots....i mean thoughts#💕 Fuzzy Daddy 💕#it's been 5 years and i#still want to rub his head like it's a crystal ball and i'm a cheap ass fortune teller at a county fair#BEAUTIFUL FLUFFY SANTA FACE#excuse me but The Nose™#i love me a sweaty man#excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you#im gonna go have a big glass of wine now
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When your boyfriend notices you getting horny after licking some suspicious dead spider meat
#HE'S NOT EVEN FAZED#gale and astarion are rightfully disgusted#and wyll is just like#my my#I cannot#wyll ravengard#bg3 wyll#wyll#bg3 spoilers#bg3#wyll romance#video#my stuff#also tried to find out what he says when you fail the constitution check#but the game wouldn't let me#(someone else will have already done that I assume)
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