#like i need professional help
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top quotes of all time in no particular order
“do as you are told” clara oswald (demanding, sad)
“do as you are told” 12th doctor (demanding, scared)
“do as you are told” clara oswald (endearing, protective)
#like i need professional help#so badly#theyre so them#ill plead insanity#doctor who#clara oswald#twelveclara#whouffaldi#12th doctor#twelfth doctor
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me crying bursting veins sobbing instead of doing my family law assignment because kageyama is terrible with directions so who’s gonna help him when he’s new to italy
#ummm google maps 🤓#HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW GOOGLE MAPS#i’m actually not well#like i need professional help#haikyuu#kageyama tobio#hq kageyama
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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor, to the toilet seat, from the dining room table, to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink, to the shower, from the front porch, to the balcony, vertically horizontally, quadratic, exponent, algorithmetic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forward, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back aching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw-dropping, hair pulling teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, moan-inducing, heart-wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, blackhole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark-worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcanic erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, hip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail snatching, spectacular, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, malforming, heavenly, devil's tango. please.
#i’m so normal about him#SOMEBODY SEDATE ME#i’ve rewatched challengers six time#six times#i literally need help#like professional help#art donaldson#art donaldson x reader#challengers#challengers movie#challengers x reader#mike faist#mike faist x reader#mike faist x you#art donaldson smut#mike faist smut#challengers smut
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you open my Super Important Documents and its just pictures of charles xavier
#xmen#mcu#xmen movies#xmen first class#charles xavier#professor x#snap sketches#todays schedule has been ruined by my ever occurring need to practice drawing movie charles its horrendous#i started this sheet last night but then i kept adding to it and i keep wanting to add to it but i MUST stop myself#in an ideal world i get paid to draw charles xavier and erik lehnsherr but no i live in this baka society#sleepless charles WAS inspired by me starting this at 1AM and forcing myself to sleep at 4AM#and then here i am picking i up still later .... i need professional help i fear but i aint got time for that#NEVERTHELESS I THINK IT GOT IT NOW. I THINK IM OK. i think i know how i wanna go bout drawing him now ...#chat can i confess that like. .5% of the reason i barely draw FC charles i because of his hair#for some reason some demonic entity prevents me from drawing it easily i am in STRUGGLE CITY#the only thing that gets me is that whenever i draw him i can only think of the likes of a disney prince but man thems the strokes ig#i also drew a quick dark phoenix charles but i figured id just keep this first class oriented#anything else i want to say ? uh. hm. its funny i never do any of these sheets for erik#genuinely On My Life made One (1) sheet and was like 'no yeah i got it. i got it down'#literally not my fault his head is So Shaped and defined but anyways. this aint about him.#i mean it could be. i still wanna do a doodle page concentrated on drawing how his powers show#more specifically how do i wanna draw the glow cause i cant decide on it ... also i wanna draw the 'levels' ...#but thats for another time. for right now i should probably eat i havent eaten all day#bye bye !!!!!! here's to hoping i draw something thats not a doodle sheet one of these days
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I think when people think of mental illness and what helps, especially with things like anxiety and depression, the treatment involves pushing yourself. Pushing yourself to get out of bed, to exercise, to take a shower, to go out in public, to order your own food from the cashier, etc.
And because the mental health movement has grown so much, people think that's the default of ALL illnesses. That the only way someone will get better is if they push themselves. That practice makes perfect. That you'll become more comfortable or strong over time the more you do something.
But what people need to realize is, with physical disabilities and chronic illnesses, pushing yourself in most cases is DETRIMENTAL. Pushing yourself past your limits can lead to flare ups or further injury. That's why it's important to know your limits, how certain activities may affect your condition, and learn how to either adapt or get help to complete the activity in question.
Also, most of us are already pushing ourselves. Most of us don't have access to the help or equipment we need. Most of us live in places where we frequently encounter inaccessible obstacles. Most of us NEED to rest.
So please don't try to be our physical therapists or doctors. There are people specifically trained to help us navigate our own conditions and limitations. There are people trained to help us strengthen our body's resilience without causing flare-ups or injury. Do not tell us "it'll be good for you" or "you need the exercise" when we say something is too heavy or too far or when we say we need our mobility aid(s). Your friend with depression may need to be encouraged to get out of bed, but your friend with chronic illness definitely doesn't.
Respect our rest.
#wrenfea.exe#DISCLAIMER: dont take this as me saying you should be pushing your mentally ill friends#this is more about how physical conditions often differ in how they are treated#also dont like. force your friends or anyone with anxiety to do things they dont want to#thats what therapists are for#also most mental illnesses require medication alongside therapy before they can get better#but even chronic illnesses and disabilities that benefit from exercise still require knowing your limits#and not being pressured to push past them#ive noticed some professionals who help both mentally and physically ill patients tend towards the push method#like my therapist and sometimes my counselors fall back on that method#and i have to remind them i am already pushing myself#and i need to adapt rather than push forward#chronic disability#chronic pain#spoonie#disability#chronic illness#cripple punk#cripplepunk#cpunk
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i screen recorded this clip because I'm so so so abnormal about it. wuhhghhhhhbbhrhrggrgrgr
#barking and barking and barking and b#dev patel PLEASE DO THIS TO ME PLEASE#i swear i like the movie for the plot too#dhjfbsehbhekg#im inconsolable#its been like. half an hour maybe#since i saw it in the movie#and i just keep rewatching this scene#i need professional help#guh#dev patel#monkey man#bee buzz
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Do you think Soren feels his body panic whenever he sees a couple fighting? Do you think Corvus would notice and take him to a safe place, or/and would have to break up the fight for him? Do you think this would remind him of his parents?
Do you think Soren wakes up scared whenever he hears parents fighting? Feeling his body jump and freeze as he tries to distinguish the sounds in the midst of sleep, only to be relieved when Corvus assures him or when he realizes that it is not his parents and could never be again
Do you think he feels the immeasurable urge to protect a child when his parents are fighting with him? Do you think he would save a child who is being abused and adopt him, giving him all the love and affection he could give?
Would Soren be a good father? Would Corvus want to join him? Do you think Soren and Corvus would be good parents? Well, I say it. They would be.
#I think about Soren's position and how he would like to take care of Ezran#I also think of Corvus feeling this paternal need when it came to Ez#I imagine Corvus watching Ez in silence#confused about how to fix his hair because it was too long and Corvus decides to help#and Ez accidentally calls him dad and Corvus pretends to be professional but he would sneak away and cry hidden in the castle walls#the dragon prince#soren tdp#tdp#sorvus#tdp soren#corvus tdp#tdp sorvus#tdp corvus#corvus#tdp s7
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I say this in the kindest way possible, but I think this style of prose is more appropriate for a personal account rather than an update account. I have no idea who's being talked about half the time. 🥲
[ Tumblr meme via @mikaikaika ]
#QSMP#Philza#Edited#Phil#Let me know if this needs an additional tag#I don't think this necessitates a discourse or neg tag or whatever because I'm being silly but I'm happy to add one if folks need it#I won't post this one on Twitter I don't think because I genuinely don't want to hurt anyone's feelings#but. I feel very strongly about this. It's not helpful#I say this as a fan and as a professional writer (who also worked in the Marketing and Communications field for far too long)#The prose is nice! It's very whimsical and they're having fun! But I don't think it's appropriate for an updates account#I recently turned off notifications for QsmpEN and I'm considering muting them because half the updates just aren't helpful to me#I want to be able to speed read through the update thread I don't want to spend an additional 30 seconds trying to decipher who's who#I don't like posting complaints so I tried to make it a funny complaint#because I do think feedback is good! And I know I'm not the only one who feels this way#but at the same time: these update writers ARE volunteers#(As a side note -- I personally think anyone running a large social media account should be paid)#(I did that for a few years and it was hell. I can't imagine doing that and NOT getting paid for it)#But anyways#They're all volunteers so I don't actually wanna go all pitchforks and torches on them (which I wouldn't do anyways even if they WERE paid)#I'm just venting my frustrations in what is (hopefully) a funny way#but you're welcome to disagree! That's ok too#Portfolio
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the way jack is like “he’s fine” when will, sick as a dog, shot a man outside of alana’s house at ass o’ clock is ASTOUNDING
like ik jack’s always terrible and overworks will but why does it take hannibal urging jack to do something?
why did no one but hannibal notice will was sick and not doing well AND did something about it?
ik it’s an obvious running theme about the ablism in how people besides hannibal treat will (yes even beverly) but god every time i find a new instance of it or a new angle i fly in to rage
#like ik alana hate can be over the top but i need people to realize it IS warranted#she talks so much about wanting to get close to will#and the minute he lets her in she rejects him calls him unstable and a professional curiousty#he openly says he feels unsatble which is practically a cry for help from a guy with walls as tall as will’s and all she does is… hug him?#and then NOTHING#shes not concerned she doesnt try to offer help or any more support besides the hug#and jack ofc is both better and worse; will is only considered a person as long as hes useful#and he does get better like alana toward the end but only just#OUGHHHHH HANNIBAL TREATS WILL BADLY BUT AT THE SAME TIME TREATS HIM THE BEST#hannibal#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannigram#murder husbands#jack crawford#alana bloom#beverly katz#meta#fungus watches#fungus talks
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As a Gévaudan Lycan, June’s design is supposed to give off an unknowable and melancholy energy.
Gévaudan Lycans are mimics, and their emotions alter their form, especially if they have little to no control of themselves when they shift.
The way June was changed into a lycan and her experience during first shift were extremely traumatic, and over time, her lycan form reflected her feelings of loss and self-loathing. She fronts as this charming and confident woman, while holding back her deeper emotions that eventually leached into the form that reflects her true self.
Fear, sadness, loss, and rage all mixed into this one entity she cannot control. Once a month, she's forced into facing all of those emotions, reliving that trauma again and again for nearly 30 years.
#so when people say they like her design#it makes me so so happy#I put lot of thought into it#as I really wanted to reflect a top very near and dear to my heart#which is the lack of access and resources for black women (especially queer black women) for mental health#there's this kind of cultural thing#where your hairstylist is also your therapist#and June’s design and lore is a reference to that culture#all these hardworking women in the community who will just be TALKING about their experiences at hair salons#it's cathartic but also like#it happens because of how little professional help is available and accessible for the community#anyway June is a big sad cryptid werewolf and needs to not be sad :[#she can still be a big cryptid werewolf but she needs lycantherapy#june kingston#strawberry moon
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#lizzy grant#this is what makes us girls#hell is a teenage girl#coquette#im just a girl#femcel#female rage#female hysteria#thought daughter#sylvia plath#the virgin suicides#girl interrupted#girl interupted syndrome#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#tumblr girls#it girl#girlblogging#girlhood#real#she just like me fr#she just gets me#ed but not ed sheeran#i need professional help#life is hard#mentally fucked#mentally unstable#bed rotting#sofia coppola#mommy issues#its not one of those phases im going through
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i need a child lock on my phone that can detect me typing “hurt/comfort” into ao3 and then send a hit man to my location
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All these X-Men evolutions doodles are making me curious about how you'd draw that particular version of Erik
be curious no longer
#xmen#xmen evolution#erik lehnsherr#magneto#snap sketches#technically i HAVE drawn evo magneto already but ill do it properly this time#legally had to make him younger looking because him Becoming Younger was like a plot point or whatever#i need his wrinkles back i need hagneto. anyways#as a part of making him younger looking i did in fact make the sides of his hair black. for funsies#also evo mags definitely reads as more 'slim' than The Fridge other iterations of mags is#hes def more 'in the shadows' in evo and doesnt have as grand of a presence as his other counterparts so. Slimmer.#thought if this is my idea of slimmer i need help professionally. i think its cause i have most of his waist covered its not obvious#plus his thighs are out of shot so .. lol ...#whatever anyways please enjoy
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"We're divorced my kids hate me" is a wild thing to say at 18 btw
#like buddy let's get you some therapy ok?#Jonathan Byers and his failmarriage and failchildren#i hope he gets to call the old man out next season#but I know he won't#TRAGEDY#they don't care about me#to think that y'all LAUGHED at this#HE NEEDS SOME HELP#THE PROFESSIONAL KIND#jonathan byers#stranger things
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~ Batman: Knightfall
Call him Sleeping Beauty, cause he did wake up for a kiss.
Anyway, back to me complaining about comics writers being incapable to make a man and a woman interact without having them in a romantic/sexual relationship, because this is so unprofessional and not okay at all. Lads, never flirt or date your doctor, especially one helping with your mental health.
"You experienced some depression" SOME? This man is chronically depressed, he lost his son, he was kind of suicidal not so long ago, it's a bit more than "some".
#batman#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#shondra kinsolving#dc comics#my ramblings#knightfall#I like Shondra a lot I just don't like that they are making Bruce and her a thing when he barely gets professional medical help#This man needs friends and allies more than a significant other he needs a competent doctor more than another girlfriend
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it’s so fucking crazy that when harrow is in her river bubble and she finally lets herself really remember gideon that she calls their relationship “the microcosm of eternity between forgiveness and the slow, uncomprehending agony of the fall. gideon rolling up her shirtsleeves. gideon dappled in shadow, breaking promises. one idiot with a sword and an asymmetrical smile” …. fully makes a love confession in front of abigail pent and everyone and then she spends 500 pages in a coffin and we DONT get to see them say HI to each other EVER AGAIN.
#tlt#griddlehark#htn#harrow nonagesimus#she is SO lovestruck lesbian and i need professional help over it#the fucking shirtsleeves bit. like kill me already babe#mine
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