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i’m trying to be less of a petty hater but sometimes i look at an instagram post of this couple from my school that i follow and i immediately want to bite things
#straight ppl are annoying#and that couple in particular is annoying#the girl from that couple i used to talk to a lot before we both started college but when college came and i finally met her she kept acting#like i didn’t exist lmao#like i rlly did want to be friends with her and she seemed like she wanted to be friends as well but then she kept ignoring me so i was like#ok i guess#and then she met their boyfriend and they both ended up ghosting all of their friends for each other so like 😬#anyway ashley and david if ur reading this ur both annoying and i hope ur breakup is devastating
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It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.
Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3
This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!
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#Dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#Chilchuck tims#marcille donato#spoilers#dunmeshi au#Maid cafe au#Marchil#Workwife marchil save me. Kabuholm in the background bc i said so lmao#i think people forget marci n chil are coworker worsties first and foremost. Ppl should capitalize on it more#The orange hair swag that makes him look like a marketable idol more#You can tell idk how to draw maid outfits. I hate those hats sm I will miku miku beam them out of existence#Marcille does change her hairstyle everyday btw#they don’t get back together btw she goes you haven’t talked to me in 4 years and he immediately goes YOU haven’t talked to ME in 4–#i mean ehem i’m sorry haha… while Marcille is like 4 years?! 4 years…#Mei only did it bc Fler has been getting jittery again kept sighing#I wanted to draw Chil with a car key at his belt but it wasn’t meant to be#idk if marchil ever gets together in this one it’s an eternal summer coworker with tension situationship au#romance is when you slowly deteriorate his work ethics so he starts skipping on his worktime to spend it at the front messing around w you#once he’s blessedly in the office and he hears this huge crash and the Marci just goes ‘…… Chiiiiiil?’ cue sigh and having to repair#the coffee machine. So many lil comics i couldn’t indulge myself to draw save me#shoutout to the time as a cashier in training at a convenience store I was left by my coworker who was supposed to wash the greasy chicken#oven but didn’t so I had to clean it for the first time myself while I was alone in the store and was also supposed to man the front#Shoutout to my convenience store’s accountant helping us with cashier duties often when there was less job to do ty ty#Understaffed struggles are so real#People also call Chil a manager because the boss is most often away so he just does everything#There’s no union but maybe one day he’ll get to overthrow the boss idk#The pay IS good at least#Modern au
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Mars, you have a lot more patience than I would at this point gdhfkjgdsfg. If you'll allow me to choose violence for a second:
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Hi anon! Did you know you can engage with other people without interpreting every word they use in the worst way possible, making a million assumptions about their background and prescribing opinions to them they've explicitly told you they don't have?
I don't even disagree with all of those rebuttals, but if you want people to engage in discussions with you you have to treat them like human beings, not your opposition in a court case. What are you expecting to get back when you act like this? About nonexistent fingers in his ass guy?
You should at least have got off anon and owned what you said- unless you're using anon to block evade, in which case you should consider respecting people's boundaries.
:D waow…. feeling very cared for in this chili’s tonight
#ask#lyre#as for my patience: yeah i am a bit more patient than i’d like to be#but anons like that are enrichment to me lmao#i try not to feed the trolls but there’s smth very satisfying in showing someone that they have failed to get under your skin#it was how i dealt with troublemakers/bullying in school as a kid ^_^#in one of my art classes (8th grade i think? so like 12-13yo) there was a kid who just refused to follow any directions#and would also try to distract and annoy everyone else#it pissed me off. so i decided i would literally just pretend he didn’t exist#he would get my attention and i wouldn’t respond. he’d try to startle me#wouldn’t even flinch. i got to the point where i could look Through him#it pissed him off so bad. i think i lowkey crave returning to the level of power i felt in that moment#anyways i employ a similar strategy with these types of anons. i’m trying to have Less patience with people but i’m not an angry person?#i don’t experience anger at individuals very often#i DO however have a strong competitive spirit and a trickster’s sense of humor#(yes i was raised on looney tunes can you tell)#so i laugh whenever ppl try to get under my skin like that because. heheheheee they’re madddddd they’re soooo angry#and it must piss them off sooooo bad that their words don’t make me feel bad :(( poor thang#this is probably a character flaw of mine in excess. but right now it’s funny#and hey if someone is gonna refuse to treat me with respect i think i’ve earned a few potshots right
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carlos x oscar rare pair enthusiasts… i feel we must come to a consensus as we’re pulling the planks together and the ship is about to set sail. pls vote:
#carloscar#carcar#sainztri#carlos sainz x Oscar piastri#wiz.polls#all rise for our national anthem:#classic carlos just sitting in the middle of the road#made no effort to get out of the way#he just turned into me like I didn’t exist#<- truly why is oscar so disdainful about him lmao#forever a mystery to me#but an intriguing one
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But I knew you'd linger like a tattoo kiss I knew you'd haunt all of my what-ifs The smell of smoke would hang around this long 'Cause I knew everything when I was young Cardigan, Taylor Swift
For @sketchbookweek Day 5 - Teenagers
#sketchbookweek#my art#*uses anime style reference* UGH why did this turn out looking like anime???#anyway. this exists. my morning classes got moved to online so now h th is exists#*this#at this point I’m just challenging myself to see if I can post every day LMAO#it’s kinda funny. my angst day submission was going to be a Taylor swift inspired fic#but that didn’t happen#and I was sad I didn’t get to inflict white woman music upon you all. but lo and behold! life finds a way#this easy going to be based on august instead of cardigan and feature more ‘Johanna leaves Kaisa for Anders’ angst#*was#but y’all voted for whimsy. so here. take your whimsy#and when she felt like she was an old cardigan under someone’s bed. she put her own and said she was her favorite. if you even care#sketchbook ship#sketchbook ship hilda#kaisa hilda#johanna hilda
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dressed elegantly. this will never leave my head. the implications of this.
because geralt and his company, they saddled up, left beauclair, travelled through mountains and frozen blizzards and downpours and muddy sod for two to three months. you need to pack outfits for that. you need to plan your gear.
what was the rest of the company wearing? what did they pack for this long journey? they packed practically, dressed warmly for the frozen journey of january, february, march. geralt wore a wolf-skin cloak, a scarf, a shawl… milva wore a fox-fur kalpak, angoulême wore a hat with a pompom and a sheepskin coat. cahir’s dress isn’t mentioned, but he must have been dressed similarly, because he rubs his hands briskly together and were he not dressed warmly he otherwise would have frozen to death. regis’ dress isn’t mentioned, but it is mentioned that he’s immune to the freezing temperature. so, i mean, it doesn’t matter what he’s wearing in this scene, maybe a regular outfit.
but at stygga. dressed elegantly.
so you’re telling me that. regis packed his things in preparation for their flight from beauclair, went to his quarters after geralt explained to him the satisfactory reasons they were leaving, and went,
“alright, time to prepare for this long and dangerous journey that will conclude in a great clash between our forces and the kidnappers of ciri. the end of our quest. the final journey. and a dangerous road awaits us, with snow still blocking the passes, frost and white all around. a grand fight and conflict awaits us. what gear should i prepare, what should i wear for this expedition, what kinds of clothing should i pack.”
and then he went:
“you know, i want to look fucking good ✨ when we get there 💅🏻🦇”
imagine the final preparation before they approach castle stygga. geralt sees the castle hewn out of the cliffside, effortlessly noticing every detail from far away, seeing like an eagle with his mutated eyes. and like an eagle, compelled to swoop down and snatch vilgefortz like a fish. ordering the company forward, declaring they’ve made it. this is the moment they have all been waiting for. everyone has been waiting such a long time for this. they prepared everything.
they wait until midnight. angoulême eagerly unsheathes and whets her long sabre, swings her axe around with predatory glee. cahir fits the plate armor and winged officer’s helmet he scavenged from a small nilfgaardian dispatch that they ran into extorting caravista for tax. milva tightens the same worn, polished leather bracer that she’s always had on her left arm, and mutters as she fixes her spiralled arrow fletchings over boiling water. geralt, with nothing left to do, paces and breathes, wondering where the hell regis has gone.
just then, regis walks out from behind an outcropping of rock, eyes glinting with cat-like light, in his “elegant” outfit, absolutely slaying that shit, and all his friends look at him absently like. “what the hell are you wearing. where the fuck did you get that. you packed that? you planned your outfit for the final battle, you planned this outfit in advance three months ago?” to which he counters, “well, three months isn’t very long at all,” and they’re like, “this is the preparation you made? we thought you left to do some secret vampire rituals or whatever. or to reckon with yourself for the severe violence we’re about to inflict.” and he’s like “no, i just wanted to make sure i was dressed nicely for the occasion”
#witcher 3 keira metz’s ‘if i’m to die i should look smashing for the occassion’ should really go to book regis i think that’s canon for him#also my headcanon would be that he looses his hair and takes his glasses off#kind of like in a movie where a nerd girl has a glow up and walks down the staircase at the end with her glasses off and hair down#and the boy she’s dating is at the bottom of the stairs like ‘wow… i didn’t know …’#except the boy in this situation is geralt#however it’s less of a cute thing of ‘haha where’d the cute nerdy girl go’ and more of like. um. where is the kind barber surgeon i know#because if you exist quietly and sense the night around you and pay close attention to the moonlight#there are some kind of powerful unknown dark energies brewing and swirling around their group now like fog#he laughs and smiles and he does not purse his lips. and his hair is becoming tangled in the wind#and geralt’s like. who the fuck did i bring to stygga castle. lmao#angouleme: yesss slay uncle | regis: [nods head solemnly] we certainly are | angouleme: noooo like SLAYYYY 🔥🔥🔥#bruh your drip is straight fire 🔥💯#the witcher books#txt#emiel regis#regis#book: lady of the lake#headcanons
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Just realized I never posted my tumblr banner, anyways, smg34 in IGBP summarized:
#now this is an outright smg34 post#I’ve been watching smg4 with my sibling for years and this is the video that got me to seriously start shipping them#during the genesis & revelations arc I was like ‘holding hands to use powers? that’s kinda 🏳️🌈 lmao’#basically this ship was a ‘I starting shipping these characters as a joke but bro…I don’t think it’s a joke anymore’ to me#then I showed my gf IGBP and they dragged me into the fandom I didn’t know existed#cuz the last time I checked smg4 tumblr it was a baren wasteland and so when I saw all of y’all I thought ‘WHERE TF DID YALL COME FROM??’#and here we are :]#smg4#smg3#smg34
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id like the many many people who said my romeo & juliet uquiz reminded them of in stars and time to know i started playing it and hell fuckin yeah
#*cough* watch me on twitch *cough*#link in pinned post what who said that#i’m only like three loops in (last time i died bonnie pushed me into the tears) and i’m OBSESSED with loop#they’re so me coded fr#like yeah they’re so player/creator;;; literally like any time i’ve been like ‘what would it be like if i met one of my ocs’ i basically do#exactly what they do lmao#i’ve only met them the once but like. i love their weird vibes. just. not quite malevolent not quite benevolent#exactly as they should be#id seen fanart of them & siffrin before and ngl i thought they’d be more outright antagonistic and i mean i’m only a few loops in who knows#maybe they will be. but i love the way they are now. oh also why the fuck aren’t the other members of the party more popular im obsessed w#them. i didn’t even know they existed before playing this. mira belle is an absolute delight odile is so funny isabeau’s a himbo (& BONNIE!)#every time i open my menu and see bonnie it’s so so good#idk maybe the other characters are more popular i’ve only seen the stuff that’s gotten rbed to my dash#i’ve tried to avoid spoilers and all so maybe that plays a part idk#crazwaz posted
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the idea of a Gayest Player In The NHL bracket at all is already in poor taste to some degree bc i get everyone loves to make the “they’re so gay for each other fr” jokes but the condition of the actual league and its actions right now is like. you do understand why calling these people Gay Icons (Positive) for funny haha jokes is just. at best inappropriate timing, yes? but the idea of literally including one of the guys who got pride nights cancelled with his homophobia is just. can we take a minute to realize that hockey fandom doesn’t take place in a void completely unconnected to reality and see that this is just. a Really Bad Look. at best.
#gav gab#saw someone reblog the actual bracket intro post with among other things#‘mom come pick me up they’re calling tseguin a gay icon in 2023’ and like#LMFAO. YEAH. FOR REAL. YOUVE SEEN WHAT HE SAID ABOUT THE SEDINS YES?#anyways get outta here with that shit#people have gotten real confident with the ‘they’re about to fuck at centre ice’ thing and saying hockey is a Super Gay Sport#which is a fun joke to make with your friends online ig#as annoying as i find it generally#but you do understand this isn’t real yes#and i know the bracket is not making claims about reality#but what it IS doing is including players like eric fucking staal#in a bracket for Gayest NHL Player#and the real life actions of staal actively make the sport unsafe for queer athletes and queer fans#stop mistaking jokes about hockey players fucking each other or writing rpf about that as any kind of activism#or any kind of actual reflection of the nhl#how do you think this is an appropriate thing to do for so many reasons lmao how are you including some of these guys on this#even before you get into some of the other insane behaviour going on in this bracket existing#‘I didn’t pick the contestants!’ you did you. you’re in charge.#‘just hope they get voted out’ don’t include them at all what’s wrong with you#why do bracket creators always act like it’s some kind of mandatory moral imperative they include every single thing nominated/voted in#you have agency here lmao. use it. fucking spineless.#rpf for ts#adjacent enough anyway#homophobia cw#why would you do this#lmfao the brief scroll of that blog i took the amount of ‘propaganda’ that’s just ‘this guy has friends’#wild. genuinely wild.#one request id like to make to the liveblogs this year too on a vaguely tangentially related note is#reign in your blatant and unrepentant amatonormativity please#from your local aro
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Laughing at what the D3 soundtrack looks like on my spotify
#I never liked my once upon a time cause idk I didn’t like mal at that point#(I forget that song exists a lot of the time lmao)#and I fully blocked one kiss so that I never get it#ever#unfortunately I like how it sounds#but the context I HATE#I hate that song#it starts and it’s like lowkey triggering I’m like ⁉️❗️❗️🚩🚩⁉️❗️❗️❌❌🚫🚫🚫❌🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅#like unconsciously it upsets me#hate him#he’s my enemy#disney descendants#descendants#disney descendants 2#descendants 2#descendants 3#disney descendants 3#anti doug
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back to that point of they artistically hide microphones and speakers if they aren’t ready to show them, like in those nemu and kuukou shots, if honobono’s mic and/or speakers have nothing to do with vines and lights, i would be shocked lmao
#this is vee speaking#like i think it would be super sick if the set up wound up being like a ventriloquist stage but nvm that lol#there was a person on my feed forever wondering if honobono existed back in 2017-18 when the story just got started#and i think it’s valid to wonder since there’s proof sasara wasn’t quite finished conceptually when they introduced him in tdd lmao#even if she didn’t i think kr did a really cool job sowing the seeds that hifumi’s ability and maybe even his rose speakers#are the parts of his soul that honobono has touched being reflected and thus has you wondering if that was the intent all along lol#like hifumi’s ability to control people parallels honobono playing with people like the world’s her dollhouse#and we know chuuoku kept her around for her undisclosed ability which could be control based like hifumi’s and rei’s#i think it’d be cool if her ability was named ‘ensnare’ to play off hifumi’s ‘enchant’ lol
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spending everyday trying to find a reason is actually kinda exhausting
#wish i didn’t exist lmao#watching everyone leave me is kinda exhausting#i get it though. im not blaming anyone#i feel like an open wound#one that’s rotting away into nothing#maybe one day i’ll have rotted away#into nothing. i won’t have to find a reason#bc i simply won’t exist
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met someone reading trc for the first time yesterday. in the wild. slightly exposed myself as an insane person
#it was my coworker lol shes cool#I fangirled and freaked out when she told me she’s listening to ‘this series on audiobook called the raven cycle’#we bonded over will patton’s fucked up kaminsky voice lmao#I got to tell her about td3 which she didn’t even know existed. I was like girl…. ur in for a ride#I’m genuinely so excited for me. I can’t wait to annoy her senseless#rambles
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genuinely one of my favourite things is seeing randos on the internet find out about act your age
#phineas and ferb#act your age#just saw a tiktok about it and all the comments are like how did I never know this existed#don’t expect to know it existed. I wish it didn’t at all#but like. it is kinda funny. like there’s just something about it that makes me laugh like yeah that’s a thing that exists but we pretend#it doesn’t. lmao
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#just need to vent rq lololol#my wedding lehenga came out so freaking beautiful#but it needs to be taken in a lot like. i lost 6 inches on my waist since i initially had it made for my body#and everyone at the shop was like ohh wow good job great you look so great now you look awesome#and my mom was like oh wow good job that’s good you did it#like lol#i wanted to just be like#‘thanks i had to go to iop therapy at an ed center where they literlaly taught me how to eat food. like a toddler. thanks’#like i didn’t lose weight for an intentional reason but thanks for confirming you thought i looked horrible before lolol#idk i have been like every size in the book but seeing how much better ppl treat me when im smaller#i’m just like. :)#if my mom says anything about her body or mine tomorrow i will probably fucking lose it and if you see a woman in nj killing ppl on the news#it’s me. lol#it just really took me out of the experience bc i’m trying sooooo hard to be neutral about my body. and like. i don’t need to hear your#thoughts abt what i look like lmao#whatever my dress is beautiful and i’m so beautiful and i’m excited but i really do think i should be able to hunt ppl for sport#leave me alone#nothing you do can please ppl#when i was 20 and 100 lbs and killing myself and sick and miserable every single day my mom was also just like#wow you look great#meanwhile i was balding and fainting at the gym and failing my college classes bc i was obsessed w my body#text#also look at these cats that are just in luis’s apartment’s hallway like rofl who let them out of their apt!!!! so cute#my mom saying ‘you did it’ as if i was trying to do something made me lol#i wasn’t TRYING to do anything i just am healing my relationship w food and my body#bc i refuse to waste my entire life being bitter and miserable and ashamed of existing#like SOMEONE i know….#anyway this could be you too! if you went to fucking therapy!#i ate ny pizza out of spite after all of this#sorry some of you can’t enjoy a fucking carb !!!!!
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got my flabbers gasted at niagara falls
#SOAKED LOL#THAT WAS SO SICK#WE TECHNICALLY CROSSED THE BORDER ❤️#BEST $28 EVER SPENT#WE ALL HAVE MATCHING MERCH 😭😭 CATEGORY 5 TOURIST MOMENT#also guys clap for me we had to run to make sure we didn’t get a parking ticket tell me why I was in my baywatch era#i paced that thang!#no ticket for us!!#today was such a slay we weren’t even supposed to go to niagara today#like me and boom were supposed to go in canada (we still will as well lmao) after we’d dropped ashla off#but we’re heading back to ohio and boom SO casually was like 🤨 it’s only an hour detour 🤨 LMAO?? so we did it#WITH ashla god bless ❤️ pics now exist of us soaked in our ugly ass ponchos ❤️#rwbt 2.0
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