#like huh?????? this shit is not real
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feddy-34 · 7 months ago
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ngl i still cant believe we drafted brock wtf
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in-tua-deep · 14 days ago
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I saw a murderbot daemon au where ART built murderbot a drone to act as a daemon and implies constructs are severed and yall know im a sucker for daemon aus?? But also like. daemon au where every secunit automatically comes with a minimum of one (1) drone, and at least one drone is essential to functioning. why? folks don’t know, maybe it’s storage or something. If units have multiple it’s usually as decoys for the important one
anyway obviously this drone is a daemon by another name. they don’t change shape partially bc they don’t know they can, partially bc the gov module will zap em dead if they change
It is making me think that after murderbot goes on the run it discovers its beloved drone has like. Idk. Multiple settings? Little spider drone that can skitter. Little lizard drone that can stick to walls. It can even do things like, lil cat drone that can claw up someone’s face real good (:
Ignore the people who think that this apparently means murderbot’s drone is a daemon. those people are stupid bc humans have daemons and murderbot is a CONSTRUCT and this is its DRONE thank you
but anyway yeah in a daemon au murderbot has the best and coolest drone and has its hands over its ears and is LALALALAing at top volume whenever anyone suggests it might be a daemon
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the-bi-space-ace · 19 days ago
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Rewatching tbb episodes of tcw for a fic I’m planning and boy oh boy do I get pissed off every single time I hear this line from Crosshair:
Oh, I don’t blame you. I would’ve left him for dead, too. Besides, he’s just another reg.
I love you, Crosshair, but you deserved to get punched by Rex for that.
Let’s also give a shout out to the following exchange:
Wrecker: why don’t you pick on someone not your size?
Rex: You’ll be a whole lot smaller when I’m through with you.
Rex, baby, he’s like double your height and weight, but I appreciate the confidence.
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mochi-kitty · 2 months ago
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Begging y’all to read solo comics. You could learn a lot about Bart simply by READING then you wouldn’t say things that are straight up wrong
#oops im rambling#I saw something WEIRD in the tags today#dc impulse#bart allen#mochi speaks#I am so tired of seeing the simpsons in this tag#I went on Etsy to see what kind of Bart merch they had and saw a 3D file for a figure of Bart’s head and it was titled Bart (Simpson) Allen#also to the meat of this posts origin… mentors what a thing huh#Wally isn’t Barts mentor and he was not ‘the’ flash in Barts eyes..#hate that one teen titans comic when Barry returned and tried to make it seem like Bart wouldn’t care#HE WOULD but unfortunately the writers weren’t rolling with Bart as a character so they didn’t read either#the entire start of Barts story is meeting Wally after Iris brings him back to the past and getting handed off to Max BECAUSE Wally didn’t#want to mentor Bart.. he had his own shit and Bart was too chaotic at the time (for good reason) that’s why he gets handed to the zen master#of speed.. max mercury. to teach him to slow down and teach him the real dangers of the world#and THROUGHOUT Barts solo run and YJ 98 even YJ 2019. Barts fascination with the Flash was always stemming from BARRY’S flash#because that was his grandfather! the one Iris loves most. the one that everyone looked up to including Wally.#Bart and Wally are cousins for sure. Wally tends to be mean to Bart and Bart is always smarter than he appears and most people will call#that their default dynamic but there is no mentor or mentoring here. Wally said it himself countless times he couldn’t be the one to do it#both in the flash 95 run AND in modern comics like Flash 800#please.. read
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vexx-the-egg · 3 months ago
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Hot take. I think both Utena AND anthy are nonbinary coded. YES Utena is the most boyish and princely and open about not caring for gender roles. But ANTHY Himemiya!! MISS " i lived my entire life as the embodiment of the perfect wife. Always trapped in the perception of being a woman. Being a bride. Being a princess. Being desirable. Kind. Soft. Unfeeling. Warm. Without too much emotion. Never making my own decisions" OHHHHHHHHV BABYE oh man she is top tier nonbinary material. Let that girl choose her own pronouns and wear her own clothes and let her own hair down. I promis you she will not come back cis.
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HELLO???????
Update: Forgot to add the two final pages, woops
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burningcheese-merchant · 2 months ago
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I recommend being careful when mentioning Pitayafire around certain people in this fandom.I myself don't have strong feeling on the ship(I might be tempted to ship, but I digress.) The reason I say this is that I know how certain people from the fandom are, specifically from the old days of CROB. There are people to this day, who will argue Pitaya is fire spirit's parent or something, even though there is no evidence supporting that but old popular head canons don't die easily, sadly.....
Ahhhh I wouldn't worry too much about it (appreciate your concern, though haha). I don't really care what those people have to say about anything lol (the ones who will go out of their way to harass people, I mean). I've shipped PitayaFire for years and no one's ever stopped me, and they never will. (It probably helped that I stayed out of fandom and just enjoyed Cookie Run privately up until I made this blog lol)
People in this fandom have always been so frustrating about everything lol. Every fandom is like that to some degree, but Cookie Run is particularly awful. Whatever the majority deems to be cool/true is branded as gospel and anyone who disagrees is a heretic worthy of public execution. Harassment, doxing, death threats, dogpiles, everything. All because you ship a pairing that a bunch of people just randomly decided are parent and child, despite that being demonstrably untrue, or whatever else the hive mind deems unacceptable for nebulous reasons. Western Cookie Run fans by and large don't grasp the concept of "mind your own business" and "your headcanon is not MY headcanon". Best not to bother and just enjoy things tbh. Happiness is the best revenge + I have better things to care about than the opinions of chronically online teenage (or worse, adults that still act like teenagers) crybabies lol
I never understood the parent/child headcanon, nor where it came from, nor why everyone just unanimously decreed it Good and True. Look at it like this.
A man was fatally shot and left to bleed out in an alleyway, all alone. A stranger comes across him by chance. The dying man begs the stranger for help. Instead of automatically agreeing and helping (or just helping on sight without even being prompted), like a normal, sane, moral person would do, the stranger simply watches, beholds, and regards the whole situation as curious and amusing. The dying man continues to plead for his life as it slips away, eventually offering to give something back to the stranger if he helps him; a favor for a favor. The stranger is taken aback by this, but pleasantly so; he's used to being the one holding the promise of something greater over people's heads, not the other way around. He likes this guy's style. He likes this guy's gumption. He's bold. He's persistent. He's a fighter. The stranger likes fighters... So he agrees. They make a deal: the stranger saves him, and in exchange, the man gives him whatever he wants. And it is so. The stranger saves the man's life, sees to it that he's patched up and good as ever. Better than before, even. And as for the stranger's wish... though it remains a mystery, it is known that the man is now tasked with an important duty, serving alongside the stranger in his territory. And the man is now bound to the stranger, in body and spirit, forevermore.
Where, when and how does anyone get a parent/child connection out of that scenario lol
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lizzybeeee · 5 months ago
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Blessed in that I have only one hyperfixation...cursed because that fixation is Dragon Age.
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ulteri0rm0tives · 2 months ago
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....and if I said I wanted Johnny and Kerry in the messiest divorce arc since Paul McCartney and John Lennon.. what then...
#SORRY i was listening to how do u sleep by lennon and i may not like that guy BUT my GOD#he knows how to write a break up song huh....#and im not even personally into bandom like that BUT FR WAS SOMETHING GOING ON THERE BC YALL#no reason to drag out the messiest breakup of the last century like this.....#like i want these two throwing shots at each other in interviews and i want them writing whole rock ballads of a diss track#i want them being petty as fuck towards each other in the public eye post samurai when theyre pissed off at each other#then acting all buddy buddy when on stage chemistry just absolutely oozing between each other#and then off stage want them at each others throats letting their resentments known the minute their off stage#i want it to be a whole will they wont they on off messy ass situationship the tabloids can barely keep up with#as they watch that slow break in real time the degradation of their relationship all the way up until the op....#IM SORRY I DONT WANT THEM TO SUFFER but... its just how they're wired its not MY fault#(i want u to guess whos who...)#(THERES PARALLELS TOO OKAY especially since lennon was considered the more popular beatle that#and how do u sleep is typically regarded as the better track#and lennon in the song devalues the FUCK out of the contributions McCartney made to the band#like how kerry felt sidelined/overshadowed by johnny. like how i KNOW johnny was constantly devaluing his and everybody else's contributions#due to 'not fitting the vision' or some shit like that he'd use to justify it#(LENNON ALSO CALLS HIM PRETTY LMFAO while aslo using it as a way to talk down on him SO IM JUST SAYING))#((also in too many people (mccartneys response) has lyrics like 'you took your lucky break and broke it into two what can be done for you'#and I KNOW SAMURAI DIDNT NECESSARILY BREAK UP BC OF THEM AND THERE WAS A LOT OF FACTORS#BUT U CANT TELL ME KERRY AND JOHNNY'S RELATIONSHIP DIDNT INFLUENCE IT TOO))#(((GOD LISTEN I HAVE A VISION AND IM SEEING IT OKAY#idk if their break up was on the levels of breaking pop culture news like the beatles nor can i b sure to compare samurai to the beatles#...but you know who tf would? YOU KNOW WHO WOULD THINK HES LIKE FUCKING LENNON? HAD A BIG FUCKING HEAD LIKE LENNON??? IM JUST SAYING)))#((((please ignore all the typos and grammatical errors man i KNOW I USED THE WRONG THEYRE but its 3 am and ive had like#its 3 am when im typing this and also running on like three hours of sleep in the last 24 hours 😭))))#silverdyne#johnny silverhand#kerry eurodyne#ult speaking
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thanatologie · 6 months ago
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honestly, and this is just my $0.02 so take it with a grain of salt, but the neve hate has some real heteronomativity cattiness bullshit tagged on to it, because i'm assuming (lurking in the tags as i do and chewing on bad takes - eventually they'll enrage me enough that i'll start pulling screencaps with dialogue and put together a here is why you're fucking dumb post - it will not be the first or last time i do that and i won't apologize) a lot of people - especially in the general fandom who don't create in the sense that rpers and fanfic authors do, project themselves heavily on their rooks, and there's a legit spark of jealousy when a companion romanced in a previous playthrough romances someone else (ie neve and lucanis).
and like. i get that's a thing and generally can be fine - i think it would be fun to do a playthrough with decisions i would make but i'd also be a mostly purple rook and that's...not a lot different than what i'm doing now anyway but. again. there's a cattiness to it and it's just like please go touch grass for a little while.
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arsenicflame · 2 years ago
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absolutely delicious flavour of edizzy is where theyre Actually Married but neither of them know it, while also being acutely aware of everything-
they celebrated 25 years of their matelotage. they are having sex on the regular. both of them think the other thinks their contract is purely for financial reasons and the sex is just fun + convenience.
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crows-of-buckets · 11 months ago
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The fact that canonically the end of origins and act one of da2 are only a year apart is so funny to me. From what I could find, both take place in 9:31 dragon. So this means Awakening took place in maybe like. Four five months. So Anders leaves Amaranthine, trying to escape warden life, and then immediately falls in with ANOTHER weirdo with a hero complex. And then the guy can drag him BACK to the deeproads which he hates and thought he wouldn't have to do any for a long long time. No wonder Anders and Justice struggle so much they didn't even have a whole year after merging before they went to the Worst Place Possible. Like for all the places for a possessed apostate to go, Kirkwall is probably THE worst choice possible
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darklight-owl · 1 year ago
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Me, looking through youtube to find background noise to draw: oh sweet. A tier list of the bad endings of Mystic Messenger, a game I've never played and know nothing about. Sure, this should work.
Me 50 minutes later: What the fuck happens in Mystic Messenger.
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helmbarte · 8 months ago
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Babygirl I’m praying for you
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ulteri0rm0tives · 1 month ago
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I wonder if Johnny, when he kills, despite trying his very fucking hardest to run from the programming of the military, uses the same justification that's usually instilled there. That he's only doing what he has to do with no time to ruminate on it. I wonder if he feels any guilt over this, remorse, that his ego soothes over with these justifications. That they deserve it. That he doesn't really leave the dehumanization that he's learned in the military pertaining to his 'targets' behind. That in his eyes, these are lives that don't matter due to not aligning with his personal beliefs or interests.
#i kinda wish we couldve seen what it was like for hin to grapple with this after his emotional development#like. its kinda sad when u think of it#he tries so hard to leave that part of his past behind tries so hard to prove hes not that person anymore yet#the justifications for war never really leaves him#that he still only sees value in human lives that hes deemed worthy still the judge jury executioner#like idk call me crazy but i dont really think setting off A NUKE a NUKE and killing thousands really helped the cause.#like man. i get it. im with him in most cases. our ideals align for the most part. i see y hes so angry.#but... that is a literal war crime 💀#and i count it as one bc he *was* hired by militech for the purpose of aiding and abetting in the corp war#theres also the very real possibility hes just#dgaf either abt any of the killing too so 💀#but thats not nearly as interestin as him operatin under the programming he's tried very fuckin desperately all his life 2 try to shed so :#((fuck man who tf cares abt the typos n grammar these r fucking tags I say to myself in the mirror))#johnny silverhand#cyberpunk 2077#ult speaking#(like yeah im sure a lot of the workers there were tied up in shady shit but a) more death is not the answer to injustice and b)#i can bet a good chunk of those workers were low level like interns and mail room workers n janitors n shit like that#but that kinda gets into. araskas own exploitation of their workers. and idk.#call me a corpo sympathizer but theyre living under the same system as everyone else.#if Johnny's just doing what he has to do then arent they too?)#(+ the casualties of just. all the radiation poisoning that came afterwards like. can he say they deserved it too?)#(man.. j. he never really did leave the military huh.. 😕)
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genesisforreal · 4 months ago
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Still thinking abt Mishima in the new chapter leaks... like waow.... he really is there.... no longer just some fuckass screen... happy days
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