#like huh?????? this shit is not real
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ngl i still cant believe we drafted brock wtf
#his entire situation sounds like a disney movie😭#brock purdy#last overall pick only gets a chance bc first round pick and former starter both get season ending injuries#somehow balls out and beats the GOAT in his first career start#leads the team to the super bowl a year later after tearing his UCL#like huh?????? this shit is not real#nfl#49ers
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I saw a murderbot daemon au where ART built murderbot a drone to act as a daemon and implies constructs are severed and yall know im a sucker for daemon aus?? But also like. daemon au where every secunit automatically comes with a minimum of one (1) drone, and at least one drone is essential to functioning. why? folks don’t know, maybe it’s storage or something. If units have multiple it’s usually as decoys for the important one
anyway obviously this drone is a daemon by another name. they don’t change shape partially bc they don’t know they can, partially bc the gov module will zap em dead if they change
It is making me think that after murderbot goes on the run it discovers its beloved drone has like. Idk. Multiple settings? Little spider drone that can skitter. Little lizard drone that can stick to walls. It can even do things like, lil cat drone that can claw up someone’s face real good (:
Ignore the people who think that this apparently means murderbot’s drone is a daemon. those people are stupid bc humans have daemons and murderbot is a CONSTRUCT and this is its DRONE thank you
but anyway yeah in a daemon au murderbot has the best and coolest drone and has its hands over its ears and is LALALALAing at top volume whenever anyone suggests it might be a daemon
#murderbot#daemon au#ratthi: why do you have a cat?#murderbot: wtf do u mean a cat. this is my drone.#it’s drone can 100% talk to others but probably doesn’t and makes murderbot do all the talking#murderbot: mmm can you do this social interaction?#drone: no ♥️#it does act as murderbots eyes though and doesn’t have the same issue of ‘eye’ contact#the drone hovers pointedly looking at people with as much sass as possible#(which is a lot of sass)#I bet the drone can also pointedly dump murderbot into other peoples feeds as well#look I’m sorry but any daemon of murderbot is also automatically a bit of an asshole#thems the breaks#why is the drone unsettled?#idk tbh I don’t imagine that secunits uhhhh last very long tbh#every time we see one it’s either dying horribly or being maimed#murderbot is minimum four or five in the first book#but tbh hacking its gov mod seems like it would extend its lifespan by allowing it to figure out how to like#not follow blatantly stupid orders that would get it killed and subvert real dangerous shit that other secunits just live with#so who knows how old it is#and daemons settle around like. 13 or 14 or something if I’m remembering right#but also on another level I just think it’s funny for murderbot to be like ‘oh shit this thing comes in other configurations’#murderbot reading secunit schematics: huh I wonder why drones schematics aren’t in here. oh well! time to never dwell on that (:
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Rewatching tbb episodes of tcw for a fic I’m planning and boy oh boy do I get pissed off every single time I hear this line from Crosshair:
Oh, I don’t blame you. I would’ve left him for dead, too. Besides, he’s just another reg.
I love you, Crosshair, but you deserved to get punched by Rex for that.
Let’s also give a shout out to the following exchange:
Wrecker: why don’t you pick on someone not your size?
Rex: You’ll be a whole lot smaller when I’m through with you.
Rex, baby, he’s like double your height and weight, but I appreciate the confidence.
#oh he’s ’just another reg’ huh?#so it doesn’t matter if he’s tortured and used as a weapon? doesn’t matter if he dies?#interesting#Rex move over I’d like to have a word with him if you don’t mind#the bad batch#the clone wars#captain rex#I can’t wait to add Fives into this mess and make it ✨worse✨#Rex starts to get upset and Fives would go full protection mode#Rex is very important to Fives and so is Echo so this whole thing would be INTERESTING with him involved#likely more fights#and he’d definitely do something reckless#I both love and hate rewatching these episodes#because I love tcw era a lot and I write in it more often so I like revisiting it#but also I start getting real protective over Echo#and also Rex who is going through it rn#bc yeah his emotions are all over the place but do you really#have to be such a dick and say such vile shit to him rn?#JUST WAIT UNTIL I ADD FIVES IN AND ITS SO MUCH WORSE#JUST WAIT#he will be uhhhhh super mad#the part of crosshair’s character I think you can never separate from him#is that he’s got fucking TEETH and CLAWS#and something you can’t ignore about the batch#is that they never argue with him or correct him#so they may not say it but they certainly don’t ever try to argue with him either#just send wrecker in to defend him
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Begging y’all to read solo comics. You could learn a lot about Bart simply by READING then you wouldn’t say things that are straight up wrong
#oops im rambling#I saw something WEIRD in the tags today#dc impulse#bart allen#mochi speaks#I am so tired of seeing the simpsons in this tag#I went on Etsy to see what kind of Bart merch they had and saw a 3D file for a figure of Bart’s head and it was titled Bart (Simpson) Allen#also to the meat of this posts origin… mentors what a thing huh#Wally isn’t Barts mentor and he was not ‘the’ flash in Barts eyes..#hate that one teen titans comic when Barry returned and tried to make it seem like Bart wouldn’t care#HE WOULD but unfortunately the writers weren’t rolling with Bart as a character so they didn’t read either#the entire start of Barts story is meeting Wally after Iris brings him back to the past and getting handed off to Max BECAUSE Wally didn’t#want to mentor Bart.. he had his own shit and Bart was too chaotic at the time (for good reason) that’s why he gets handed to the zen master#of speed.. max mercury. to teach him to slow down and teach him the real dangers of the world#and THROUGHOUT Barts solo run and YJ 98 even YJ 2019. Barts fascination with the Flash was always stemming from BARRY’S flash#because that was his grandfather! the one Iris loves most. the one that everyone looked up to including Wally.#Bart and Wally are cousins for sure. Wally tends to be mean to Bart and Bart is always smarter than he appears and most people will call#that their default dynamic but there is no mentor or mentoring here. Wally said it himself countless times he couldn’t be the one to do it#both in the flash 95 run AND in modern comics like Flash 800#please.. read
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Hot take. I think both Utena AND anthy are nonbinary coded. YES Utena is the most boyish and princely and open about not caring for gender roles. But ANTHY Himemiya!! MISS " i lived my entire life as the embodiment of the perfect wife. Always trapped in the perception of being a woman. Being a bride. Being a princess. Being desirable. Kind. Soft. Unfeeling. Warm. Without too much emotion. Never making my own decisions" OHHHHHHHHV BABYE oh man she is top tier nonbinary material. Let that girl choose her own pronouns and wear her own clothes and let her own hair down. I promis you she will not come back cis.
#utena#im only on episode 5. but godamn#let that girl out#its like shes trapped in a mannequin version of herself#litterally the only time i thought - oh thats the real anthy huh#is when she was drawing a elephant and fucking with nanami#which is great those are both things miki and utena would prob not like#but there her!!#thats the real her!#come on king im getting u out of here#anthy would love neo prouns#and she would tell them to you with this smile on your face that just straight up DARES you to say some shit about it#ohh she would REVEL in it oh my god#ANTHY NONBINARY TRUTHER#revolutionary girl utena#vexx watches utena
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HELLO???????
Update: Forgot to add the two final pages, woops
#n talks about shit#milgram#sakurai haruka#THE HARUKA LYING ABOUT HIS AGE THEORY IS (probably) TRUE?????#THE FACT THAT HE ONLY FELT REAL AFTER HE KILLED HIS VICTIM...#'why did i end up like this' OUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH#we still don't know the relationship between him and his victim huh
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I recommend being careful when mentioning Pitayafire around certain people in this fandom.I myself don't have strong feeling on the ship(I might be tempted to ship, but I digress.) The reason I say this is that I know how certain people from the fandom are, specifically from the old days of CROB. There are people to this day, who will argue Pitaya is fire spirit's parent or something, even though there is no evidence supporting that but old popular head canons don't die easily, sadly.....
Ahhhh I wouldn't worry too much about it (appreciate your concern, though haha). I don't really care what those people have to say about anything lol (the ones who will go out of their way to harass people, I mean). I've shipped PitayaFire for years and no one's ever stopped me, and they never will. (It probably helped that I stayed out of fandom and just enjoyed Cookie Run privately up until I made this blog lol)
People in this fandom have always been so frustrating about everything lol. Every fandom is like that to some degree, but Cookie Run is particularly awful. Whatever the majority deems to be cool/true is branded as gospel and anyone who disagrees is a heretic worthy of public execution. Harassment, doxing, death threats, dogpiles, everything. All because you ship a pairing that a bunch of people just randomly decided are parent and child, despite that being demonstrably untrue, or whatever else the hive mind deems unacceptable for nebulous reasons. Western Cookie Run fans by and large don't grasp the concept of "mind your own business" and "your headcanon is not MY headcanon". Best not to bother and just enjoy things tbh. Happiness is the best revenge + I have better things to care about than the opinions of chronically online teenage (or worse, adults that still act like teenagers) crybabies lol
I never understood the parent/child headcanon, nor where it came from, nor why everyone just unanimously decreed it Good and True. Look at it like this.
A man was fatally shot and left to bleed out in an alleyway, all alone. A stranger comes across him by chance. The dying man begs the stranger for help. Instead of automatically agreeing and helping (or just helping on sight without even being prompted), like a normal, sane, moral person would do, the stranger simply watches, beholds, and regards the whole situation as curious and amusing. The dying man continues to plead for his life as it slips away, eventually offering to give something back to the stranger if he helps him; a favor for a favor. The stranger is taken aback by this, but pleasantly so; he's used to being the one holding the promise of something greater over people's heads, not the other way around. He likes this guy's style. He likes this guy's gumption. He's bold. He's persistent. He's a fighter. The stranger likes fighters... So he agrees. They make a deal: the stranger saves him, and in exchange, the man gives him whatever he wants. And it is so. The stranger saves the man's life, sees to it that he's patched up and good as ever. Better than before, even. And as for the stranger's wish... though it remains a mystery, it is known that the man is now tasked with an important duty, serving alongside the stranger in his territory. And the man is now bound to the stranger, in body and spirit, forevermore.
Where, when and how does anyone get a parent/child connection out of that scenario lol
#obviously if you like to view Pitaya and FS as parent and child then that's fine. you have fun with that. but don't force it onto people#it's not canon. sorry to burst your bubble. you're still welcome to see them that way or however you wish to#but it's not worth screeching at randos over if they so happen to view them differently lol#PitayaFire is actually decently popular in the Asian side of the fandom. i get my fanart fix from them lol. once again they have good taste#regardless. the situation i described is pretty fucking shady huh? it's pretty fucking weird huh? I don't get a family bond out of that#you know what that scenario sounds like to me? prime real estate for some premium gay shit lol#complicated. somewhat dark. perhaps potentially a bit toxic? but nevertheless engaging and absolutely scrumptious gay shit#but that's just me i suppose lol. i can agree to disagree with people without issue#I'm pleased to hear you might be tempted to ship them my beloved anon 👀 perhaps my ship manifesto will convince you#I've gotten multiple asks saying they want to hear abt the ship from me so I'm editing it for better presentation lol#expect to read it soon my moletatoes#cookie run kingdom#pitaya dragon cookie#fire spirit cookie#pitayafire#merchant asks
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Blessed in that I have only one hyperfixation...cursed because that fixation is Dragon Age.
#datv triples the damage#i have no real life peeps who know enough about dragon age for me to talk to them without being like a kindy kid going on about their day#“yeah thats great - oh wow - so cool. uh huh. yeah.”#tbh it's status as 'hyperfixation' has lessened a lot since datv#and not just venting - i want to talk to them about stupid shit like why blackwall needs the cheese shield and banana sword#someone to dig into my psyche about why ferelden men have been living in my head rent free for a decade#someone to understand my desire to scan the brains of a dragon age fan and elder scrolls fan and show me whats going on in there#i do have a life outside of tumblr and dragon age lmao#but it's been my 'go to' thing to draw from because i could always find a fun character to draw - and drawing is my main hobby?#so it has a very special place in my heart - especially Inquisition -> that game got me into drawing in the first place#*looks at all my lore books and sighs*
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....and if I said I wanted Johnny and Kerry in the messiest divorce arc since Paul McCartney and John Lennon.. what then...
#SORRY i was listening to how do u sleep by lennon and i may not like that guy BUT my GOD#he knows how to write a break up song huh....#and im not even personally into bandom like that BUT FR WAS SOMETHING GOING ON THERE BC YALL#no reason to drag out the messiest breakup of the last century like this.....#like i want these two throwing shots at each other in interviews and i want them writing whole rock ballads of a diss track#i want them being petty as fuck towards each other in the public eye post samurai when theyre pissed off at each other#then acting all buddy buddy when on stage chemistry just absolutely oozing between each other#and then off stage want them at each others throats letting their resentments known the minute their off stage#i want it to be a whole will they wont they on off messy ass situationship the tabloids can barely keep up with#as they watch that slow break in real time the degradation of their relationship all the way up until the op....#IM SORRY I DONT WANT THEM TO SUFFER but... its just how they're wired its not MY fault#(i want u to guess whos who...)#(THERES PARALLELS TOO OKAY especially since lennon was considered the more popular beatle that#and how do u sleep is typically regarded as the better track#and lennon in the song devalues the FUCK out of the contributions McCartney made to the band#like how kerry felt sidelined/overshadowed by johnny. like how i KNOW johnny was constantly devaluing his and everybody else's contributions#due to 'not fitting the vision' or some shit like that he'd use to justify it#(LENNON ALSO CALLS HIM PRETTY LMFAO while aslo using it as a way to talk down on him SO IM JUST SAYING))#((also in too many people (mccartneys response) has lyrics like 'you took your lucky break and broke it into two what can be done for you'#and I KNOW SAMURAI DIDNT NECESSARILY BREAK UP BC OF THEM AND THERE WAS A LOT OF FACTORS#BUT U CANT TELL ME KERRY AND JOHNNY'S RELATIONSHIP DIDNT INFLUENCE IT TOO))#(((GOD LISTEN I HAVE A VISION AND IM SEEING IT OKAY#idk if their break up was on the levels of breaking pop culture news like the beatles nor can i b sure to compare samurai to the beatles#...but you know who tf would? YOU KNOW WHO WOULD THINK HES LIKE FUCKING LENNON? HAD A BIG FUCKING HEAD LIKE LENNON??? IM JUST SAYING)))#((((please ignore all the typos and grammatical errors man i KNOW I USED THE WRONG THEYRE but its 3 am and ive had like#its 3 am when im typing this and also running on like three hours of sleep in the last 24 hours 😭))))#silverdyne#johnny silverhand#kerry eurodyne#ult speaking
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honestly, and this is just my $0.02 so take it with a grain of salt, but the neve hate has some real heteronomativity cattiness bullshit tagged on to it, because i'm assuming (lurking in the tags as i do and chewing on bad takes - eventually they'll enrage me enough that i'll start pulling screencaps with dialogue and put together a here is why you're fucking dumb post - it will not be the first or last time i do that and i won't apologize) a lot of people - especially in the general fandom who don't create in the sense that rpers and fanfic authors do, project themselves heavily on their rooks, and there's a legit spark of jealousy when a companion romanced in a previous playthrough romances someone else (ie neve and lucanis).
and like. i get that's a thing and generally can be fine - i think it would be fun to do a playthrough with decisions i would make but i'd also be a mostly purple rook and that's...not a lot different than what i'm doing now anyway but. again. there's a cattiness to it and it's just like please go touch grass for a little while.
#( tbd )#// and i can't really explain it better than that but#// the projection is one thing but#// it gets real weird and uncomfortable if it's done so hard you can't stand to see a character you romanced with someone different#// if you don't#// it reeks of that catty heternormative shit that's like#// i'm not like other girls and that's cultivated in cis heteronormative societal...bullshit#// you know what i mean?#// girls must be catty to other girls because they're competition not people#// it's weird and i don't like it#// eta; and maybe it's because my somewhat genderqueer ass just doesn't get it bc#// i bounce between masculine and girly girl on a whim it feels like#// but it's so obviously uncomfortably combative for no reason#// and i know fandom has been this way since time immemorial but#// it's like seeing cis straight women writing mlm relationships#// with those same heteronormative tropes like y'all really do think that shit is normal huh#back by unpopular demand - me / ooc.
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absolutely delicious flavour of edizzy is where theyre Actually Married but neither of them know it, while also being acutely aware of everything-
they celebrated 25 years of their matelotage. they are having sex on the regular. both of them think the other thinks their contract is purely for financial reasons and the sex is just fun + convenience.
#'hes just having sex with /me/ because he knows im not going to stab him in the back (literally)'#meanwhile theyre having the most tender schmoopy sex known to man because theyre both so fucking in love#(not 2 say anything abt the actual sex theyre having they can be as rough as they want itll still be tender because theyre having FEELINGS)#'of course we have a matlotage it'd be silly to not have a financial agreement when our lives are so entwined. whats mine is his'#and at the same time theyre celebrating anniversaries with blowout bashes and gifts and shit and just#theyre so fucking aware of their marriage but theyre SO STUPID about it#'but what if he doesnt like me like that' about the man whos slept next to him for decades#nyxtalks#ofmd#izzy hands#israel hands#edizzy#blackhands#anyway it ends when someone else finally points it out#classic steddyhands set up. eds talking about his relationship with izzy and stedes like 'youre married' 'yeah but not like that'#'absolutely yes like that edward- am i the other woman?????' and it takes a few days and a lot of convincing but they talk about it#and realise oh theyve been real actual married all their lives huh#que more fucking schmoopy sex. hand holding and tears and shit and maybe its a little cringe but its their wedding night ok ????????
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The fact that canonically the end of origins and act one of da2 are only a year apart is so funny to me. From what I could find, both take place in 9:31 dragon. So this means Awakening took place in maybe like. Four five months. So Anders leaves Amaranthine, trying to escape warden life, and then immediately falls in with ANOTHER weirdo with a hero complex. And then the guy can drag him BACK to the deeproads which he hates and thought he wouldn't have to do any for a long long time. No wonder Anders and Justice struggle so much they didn't even have a whole year after merging before they went to the Worst Place Possible. Like for all the places for a possessed apostate to go, Kirkwall is probably THE worst choice possible
#dragon age#anders#i was looking at the timeline the other day to figure out ages#did you know hawke is canonically like 25 in act one#and was 20 whe malcolm died?#i got it from the fandom wiki so i assume its reliable#dragon 9:31 is just a real shit year for anders huh
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Me, looking through youtube to find background noise to draw: oh sweet. A tier list of the bad endings of Mystic Messenger, a game I've never played and know nothing about. Sure, this should work.
Me 50 minutes later: What the fuck happens in Mystic Messenger.
#can someone explain????#like huh????#a bomb????#a cult?????#i thought this was a dating sim where the gimmick was that it took place in real time?????#why are these anime boys war criminals??????????#hello?????????? Is anyone there?????????#mystic messenger#<-shit's going in the main tags I hope I brighten some mm fan's day with this#owl's posts
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Babygirl I’m praying for you
#jake english#homestuck#homestuck 2#homestuck upd8#hs jake#candy Jake#he really dresses very similarly to Dirk huh#well brain ghost dirk anyways who looks like 23 y/o Dirk who dresses like Bro Strider#thinking about how after he gets the shit beat out of him his shirt gets a popped collar and he has Dirks hair spike in the back#what does it mean what does it all mean#anyways this is bc I think Jane took his guns and idk if he has any other weapons on him but he CAN summon dirks sword from the ether#even if BDG fails to be real or whatever his sword stays cause that’s what happens in S game over and….kills Jake….and Jane…in one hit#hmm. actually maybe I don’t want to think about this anymore#my art
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I wonder if Johnny, when he kills, despite trying his very fucking hardest to run from the programming of the military, uses the same justification that's usually instilled there. That he's only doing what he has to do with no time to ruminate on it. I wonder if he feels any guilt over this, remorse, that his ego soothes over with these justifications. That they deserve it. That he doesn't really leave the dehumanization that he's learned in the military pertaining to his 'targets' behind. That in his eyes, these are lives that don't matter due to not aligning with his personal beliefs or interests.
#i kinda wish we couldve seen what it was like for hin to grapple with this after his emotional development#like. its kinda sad when u think of it#he tries so hard to leave that part of his past behind tries so hard to prove hes not that person anymore yet#the justifications for war never really leaves him#that he still only sees value in human lives that hes deemed worthy still the judge jury executioner#like idk call me crazy but i dont really think setting off A NUKE a NUKE and killing thousands really helped the cause.#like man. i get it. im with him in most cases. our ideals align for the most part. i see y hes so angry.#but... that is a literal war crime 💀#and i count it as one bc he *was* hired by militech for the purpose of aiding and abetting in the corp war#theres also the very real possibility hes just#dgaf either abt any of the killing too so 💀#but thats not nearly as interestin as him operatin under the programming he's tried very fuckin desperately all his life 2 try to shed so :#((fuck man who tf cares abt the typos n grammar these r fucking tags I say to myself in the mirror))#johnny silverhand#cyberpunk 2077#ult speaking#(like yeah im sure a lot of the workers there were tied up in shady shit but a) more death is not the answer to injustice and b)#i can bet a good chunk of those workers were low level like interns and mail room workers n janitors n shit like that#but that kinda gets into. araskas own exploitation of their workers. and idk.#call me a corpo sympathizer but theyre living under the same system as everyone else.#if Johnny's just doing what he has to do then arent they too?)#(+ the casualties of just. all the radiation poisoning that came afterwards like. can he say they deserved it too?)#(man.. j. he never really did leave the military huh.. 😕)
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Still thinking abt Mishima in the new chapter leaks... like waow.... he really is there.... no longer just some fuckass screen... happy days

#hes so cute im ending it all#Mishima Kazumi#YTTD#Your Turn To Die#HES BACK IDC IF HES A DOLL#oh he's gonna ask about Nao though... uughug fuck my life#he's back... can he do the head twirl like Midori I think it'd be hilarious#he really does haunt the narrative now huh. my wifey has gone so far... insane haunting skills holy shit hes in every chapter in some way#anywaus Mishima AND real Hinako who cheered
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