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People when you don’t find some crappy comedian’s shock comedy about assaulting women funny: 😤😤
#beef#beef netflix#I can take dark humor from a friend or a celebrity who has proved in one way or another to be a decent person#but describing a detailed story of how you assaulted someone and then going back to say it was a joke#like how tf does that work#why would you even say joke that makes yourself out to be a god awful person and then be surprised when people start hating you#it would make more sense if he made himself the victim#not that that is any better#buts it’s just weird to make yourself out to be the perpetrator in a so called fabricated story like that#it’s his delivery of the joke that’s making people mad#he delivered it in a way that’s hard to tell of its a real story or not#he delivered it as if he purposely wanted to make people uncomfortable and get people angry at him#if it’s a joke then he wanted to get a rise out of people#which still at the end of the day makes him a crappy person in my book personally
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tbh I don’t think therapy would have fixed Jayce and Viktor lmao. maybe would have softened their self-destructive tendencies but there’s no fixing that co-dependent relationship. Heimerdinger Mel and Sky are told “yeah, I can help treat their individual depressions but nothing is gonna reduce their co-dependency. I’m pretty sure separating them makes it a lot worse for not only them but much worse for everyone else. for everyone’s safety I suggest they’re not allowed to be more than a buildings length away from each other and even that is pushing it.” That therapist then quits on the spot cause now they’ve literally seen everything.
It’s like that scene in Brooklyn nine nine where all the physiatrists are observing and talking with Gina but instead it’s a whole crew of therapists and neurologists and physiologists trying to find out how these two men literally mind-melded together. They go to couples therapy but it’s literally just individual therapy held together because why tf not it’s the only way to get them to go.
#in therapy like well Viktor doesn’t sleep well and I think it’s because he keeps dreaming about that time when he was 12 and got sick#the therapist is like well does Viktor tell you this and Viktor is like no I didn’t tell him that recently but that is why I can’t sleep#this is how their therapy is paid for btw that team dealing with them is getting research papers and grants and funding#their award winning paper is about codependency and the end of the world and shit#one therapist suggests they spend a few days apart and the next time they come back talk about it#and all those two can do is just info dump to each other about random shit they did and thought about while they were apart#they didn’t even do the same things but for some reason complete each others sentences#the therapist is like how did you know????? and they’re like well it’s so obvious what he did while I was away#and it’s just science and science and science#that therapists just quits and leaves Piltover#gets tf away from those two#arcane#arcane spoilers#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jayvik#jayce was like well last time I was separated from Viktor he almost died and the second time I teamed up with a random girl and killed a ki#Viktor is like no way last time we were separated I experimented on myself with runes shimmer and the hexcore#AU sky doesn’t die btw#and they’re just like lmao oops too bad you weren’t there you probably would have stopped me#honestly they should have been exiled with the caveat they have to go together#these two get handcuffed together and their only problem is that it’s now harder to work in the lab
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Watching The Empty House and oh my god Watson literally fell to the ground when he saw Holmes alive again THAT'S emotion and then LOOK AT HIS FACE he's so happy my heart 🥺🥺
Holmes, always keen to a dramatic touch. Like, my man's throwing ballet poses while he stretches just look at that
Also going from David Burke's To Edward Hardwick's Watson wasn't as shocking as I thought it'd be. He's just as charming as Burke.
Also also! I am SO drawing this frame:
#very bad quality photos I know#but I literally took photos of my tv#this season is already great#Watson's “where you like - when you like” was AWESOME look at that man hes so down#sherlock holmes#Granada holmes#granada watson#the empty house#also also also how tf does the naming system for the cases work bcs I've seen so many that I don't know like BLAN#what does that mean is it the four first letters???#holmes#watson#johnlock#freaking out about acd canon#sh#sherlock#john watson#david burke#edward hardwicke
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I've found the same people who claim a trans person is making being trans their "whole personality" are the same people who quite literally cannot see past a person's transness - in fact, that's the only thing they will see.
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#mtf#nonbinary#it's funny how that works /s#but like... not going to lie i've probably made being a smash bros. peach main more my personality more than i made being trans it lmao#like does being trans affect a TON of shit in my life? yes. do i talk about it? only here ngl not irl. is it my personality? not really.#being trans is like. my little clay sculpture i throw on a wheel and fuck around with and then i'll walk away for as long as i need to#so if you're worried about ~making trans your personality~ i promise you most likely are not#but even if it's the case that being trans is like your personality who tf should care enough to stop you y'know?
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Can we just like talk about how the fuck does bill's anatomy work.
Also where did he get his powers? bc like it seems that his parents and every other euclidian was powerless, including bill during his time in Euclidia. So what gave him powers? Also, ok PLEASE someone tell me where this is from but everywhere I've seen people saying bill's species bleeds silver, including himself. But why when dipper shoots him in his hat it's all meaty? And if that hat what his dads, did he meet some sort of otherworldly creature to fuse it with him, and change his anatomy? Like I need answers NOW
#imafan3#gravity falls#bill cipher#book of bill#the book of bill#baby bill cipher#euclidia#scalene cipher#euclydia#this is not a website dot com#scalene and euclid#euclid cipher#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#like seriously tho how tf does his anatomy work#bill ci the triangle guy
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All my current worries about how much this bag will shrink would have been allayed had I felted a swatch.
Yet, did I felt a swatch ? No. Will I felt a swatch next time ? Probably not.
Working on a wheelchair bag again. My first two were always intended to be replaced, as they were just prototypes. Hopefully this one will be more permanent.
Idk if my notes and vague diagrams are readable at all, but I've been really thinking this one thru. Or trying to, anyway. My other two wheelchair bags have not included a way to cover the contents, which was a poor choice that I am now reaping the consequences of (everything gets wet when it rains). So the flaps are a new element that I'm not sure of, but I think will be necessary. Also will be lining it in black felt from a thrifted and then felted merino sweater. Actually, it was already a little felted when I got it. Probably why it was donated in the first place. I just felted it way way more.
Kinda worried about running out of yarn actually. And about the bag turning out small.
#the problem with felting swatches is im felting them using the washing machine bc thats also how i will felt the FO#which means several extra trips down the stairs#i havent fallen yet but i have at least one close call every single time#so i dont fuckin wanna ! but then also. the worries.#crochet#handspun yarn#crochet bag#wheelchair bag#powerchair user#watching a cubfan stream. drawing diagrams while watching live improv redstone is fun#idk how tf he does redstone live and without planning. and it works like first time#i could never
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book 4 pov characters: victarion
full lineup here
#victarion greyjoy#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#please if you will picture me staring at the description of victarion having a kraken shaped cloak like. how tf does that work
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they are ignoring my big beautiful pathetic himbo wife and his cute little platypus tail that he has for some tank part reason im too dumb to understand why
#how can u laugh 😿 this is not a JOKE 😾⁉️⁉️⁉️#love the way starscream was smiling and entertained by demo's people pleasing and having to make himself frown#so he can make demo even more exasperated by his apathy#'it's funny when he nags cyclonus but he can stfu around me pls '#part of what makes armada starscream so cool is demo taking a lot of the more pathetic sides of his ppl pleasing#starscream's ppl pleasing is more for competitive career (power) reasons and fear#demo's tries to be but also he just wants megatron to like him and be nice to him pls :(#whereas megs actually likes starscream and wants him to succeed one day just not today lol#and starscream is like no wtf ure weird i just want ur position . gtfo#it's like the one worker the manager wants to make a new manager one day but the worker hates it there & just does whats needed then leaves#& trains new ppl by being like 'yea so the fuckass manager likes it like this so if u see him then do that shit but heres how i do it lol'#new ppl being mini cons who hes like that cool younger adult to wholl send ppl home instantly if theyre sick & is chilled but professional#meanwhile demo is the suck up tryhard who just needs to put the fries in the bag bro#he wants to be manager so bad but hes also annoying and dumb and megs just wants him to leave his office so he can pretend 2 work#cyclonus is the broke guy who just goofs off bcs if he gets fired then he gets fired but they havent yet bcs theyre understaffed#n he knows it too. he sleeps on the job if it slows down for 1 second. but hes an adrenalin junkie who can get distracted#demo wants meg to want his effin cookje so freaking bad... i love pathetic men#sideways secretly has 3 jobs total & 2 of them are at their competitors' who pay better so he dgaf abt this one#he never picks up shifts and doesnt care abt working less hours. hes hust here for the drama tbh#he clocks in wondering if demo will ever get that megadck hes been bitching abt#he clocks out a disappointed fujoshi#it's ok bcs karen hot rod who works at their competitors comes storming in with his kids & needs rizzed up#by either starscream or sideways bcs they fucked up his kids' orders on purpose after hr gave them a spiel abt their long list of allergies#demolisher#starscream#cyclonus#transformers#maccadam#tf armada#sideways
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#sometimes the twitter brainrot really does migrate to tumblr huh..#why tf would L fire his manager (and thereby management because hey.. he's the CEO) after the past 3 years of massive successes ?!#and more importantly why tf would some of you want him to ?#are people really too dense to understand how instrumental L’s management has been to the success he’s had ?#from way back went he was battlling syco and sony behind the scenes#you think he could achieve everything he has all by himself with just oli as his sidekick ? 😂#pls get a goddamn grasp on how a career at this scale in the music industry works...#and yes apparently it started as some weird joke? (haha..)#but seeing people in tags being like ‘hope it’s true!'… okay weirdos 🙄#oh and don’t even get me started on how some people talk about bmg….#lol sorry seeing so much dumb shit on twitter yesterday set me off#seeing it on here just left me disappointed..#lt management#.
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long as fuck nails always painted with at least a clear coat club:
saiki kusuo
teruhashi kokomi
kaido shun
saiko metori
imu rifuta
nail biters club:
kuboyasu aren
yumehara chiyo
arisu makino
suzumiya hii
nendo riki
aiura mikoto (with fake nails over top)
(formerly) kaido shun
(formerly) toritsuka reita
(formerly) akechi touma
normal short nails 🙄:
hairo kineshi
mera chisato
satou hiroshi
toritsuka reita
akechi touma
#idk why i made this its just funny to me#i was just looking at how long my nails are rn and this came to mind#i think akechi bit his nails as a kid and then learned how much bacteria is there and snapped out of it so quick#ur gonna have to trust me on aiura cuz i just know.#she has to constantly resist the urge to bite off her press-ons but theyre a little tougher than normal nails so she still chews on em a li#kaido used to bite his nails BAD but he broke the habit a while after he started painting them#cuz swallowing nail polish constantly is really annoying and gross and DEFINITELY wasnt making him choke or anything noo shhh#im not rlly sure of my reasoning with toritsuka.. i just know#i couldn't decide for kusuke tbh cuz i feel like he just doesnt give a shit#but for him does that mean he would just let them grow out forever or that he would just bite them tf off ?#he would probably need short nails for all the hand work he does though so#maybe he maintains them normally but only for that reason#we all know he doesnt take care of himself so he wouldnt do it if he didnt need to#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#meows post
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eeeee part of a wip that i will never finish ever so here's the finished part of it
#brainstorm#i am never drawing like this again#transformers#tf brainstorm#back to lineart#how does rendering work#maccadams#no i dont know where the light source is#tf idw#mtmte#colors go brrrr tho#theres this one person here who has this dope rendered super vibrant style#and they do all the cyclonus and tailgate and galvatron (?) stuff#style somewhat inspired by that#the full wip is a lineup of MTO's#and their reflection is what they looked like during wartime#so there's like 7 other dudes that are just sketched out#but uncolored or half-colored#and its been many many hours (30 +) and i think its time to just let it go#fr tho i started this like a 2 years ago#its summer so im trying to finish my wips and i found this#but uh. im not finishing it#my art
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TO ME, THAT’S CINEMA
#tomgreg#so i've seen this around a lot and ppl have already made points but like holy fuck. hoooly fuck lmao where do i begin#TOM THOUGHT THE ROOM WAS EMPTY FOR UH ... FOR WHAT BITCH??#empty for what. you two just going in there ALONE. what for. strategizing? ok but then why was greg showing you tonight's selection.#even if it was girls it's still sus bc like who tf goes specifically to a room to show that shit.#oh by the way i listened again and tom says first ''why do we have to...'' so GREG asked for the room?#greg asked them to go to an empty room. slut.#anD THEN AFTER SAID ''I WANNA GIVE YOU'' BITCH!!!!!!!!1#are we sure it's girls though...... like does it say later. i'll keep watching but Christ. LIKE. WHAT THE FUCK#how am i supposed to read this other than an affair lmfao and then he says ''go on'' and sends greg off away like a little pet#sick to bastard death of them god#so it's like. greg says can we go somewhere private and tom says why do we have to#greg says i wanna give you... and tom says what do you wanna give me annoyed like#girl we are at work and we are trying to stay alive can't you wait til we are at home for me to clap them cheeks#and then greg says a preview of tonight's selection... of what? could be alcohol could be sexy stuff could be mf. clothes idk#and then they look up like O FUCK the room is in use and it's fucking SH*V and immediately tom is like GO ON and greg#doesn't even stutter or say anything like usual he's just like SORRY and leaves immediately bc he KNOWS he gotta gtfo#sorry i'm just. poetic cinema indeed
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#i did NOT just see someone's wrapped with over 1 MILLION listened minutes#how tf does that even work there aren't even that many minutes in a YEAR#idk I'm seeing multiple people with over 300k+ minutes and I'm sitting here all shocked like#do you not get overwhelmed after listening to music for HOURS? do you not get bored from hearing the same songs over and over?#i do a few hours a day and then don't wanna listen to shit for days 😭#i have songs i used to looove but can't even look at the title anymore because i overplayed them#it's fascinating how different people can be lmao#but hey whatever makes you happy#personal
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@ all of my fellow commision-taking artists out there-
Any tips for a commission newbie on how to set up a reliable, safe, and easy way to handle payments for (digital art) commissions??? I'm absolutely STUCK 😭
I've heard some good and negative aspects of using for example, Paypal and Kofi.. Idk what to think tbh. It's the one thing stopping me from starting out gahhh >_<
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Trying to teach myself how to do more than just doodle, I figured I'd start with my favorite character. I need to take a digital art class or something since I have no idea how to make the most out of art apps other than painstaking trial and error.
(If ya'll have recommendations, do tell, please.)
#dark beast#chitteringabout#henry mccoy#drawing#learning how to draw#how tf does digital art work?#I feel like I am sooo close to upping my drawing style I just need that push#an old dog can learn new tricks right?
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Whatever audience members the Wizard101 console players get (whether old fans or new fans) the atmosphere there is going to be wildly different seeing as how PC players and console players will have different realms.
In the near future, there’s going to be people who will be able to walk through the commons without seeing people discuss about the fact that they carnally desire the skeletal pirate. They won’t see level 125 wizards casting astral magic in Unicorn Way. There’s going to be people who’ve never known about the secret room in the Life Tower.
Now I’m wondering what’s gonna happen. Is nature going to heal itself and things like people crowing the Kraken fight gonna happen? Or will people with the worse takes on the wizard game from 2008 find it and think it’s awful.
What’s going to happen
#wizard101#but also how tf does this game still work#like seriously how has it not fallen apart at the seems yet
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