#like how tf does that work

[acerlking]

Sorry I haven't been posting much, I received brain damage from physician-prescribed biperiden superdosage. On the bright side, here's the fun aspects of my brief vacations in the demented nine circles of hell headspace:

I didn't have any spider issues but! I had the conviction the air was made of cockroaches and as a bonus I had the cotardpilled insight that my bowels were lined with roach eggs. Also my mom was committing illegal identity theft by impersonating Marie Kondo and *only* speaking fluent Japanese with me the whole time I was on my prescription (she does not speak Japanese). My f*ther was also rambling to me about a TF2 fan-fiction he wrote in a racist "Engrish ranguage" accent the whole time (he has no idea what either TF2 nor fan-fiction are). My house was also populated with small blobs of flesh with loudspeakers for mouths screaming antisemitic insults at me at a frenetic pace. Famous Japanese manga artist Iida Pochi also came by my house to threaten (in fluent Brazilian Portuguese) to rat me to the authorities for my federal crime of filling every single computer in my entire 100-million-person country with infohazards by various means (none of this happened)

Eventually I was sent to the hospital because I was in labour -- I was pregnant with myself and I needed to have a caesarian childbirth (I am a cis male), which they did give me, but cleanly bisecting my entire body from top to bottom, which I don't think is how a childbirth incision is supposed to happen but it made sense at the time (none of this happened). They eventually sent me to the psych ward, which was only a few hallways into the hospital, but for me I reached there by a nerve-wracking situation where I had to pilot a Boeing aircraft that was the victim of a controversy of counterfeit jet fuel -- however, I was able to choose the correct fuel since I could rely on my mom's advice which she taught me ever since I was a child on how to spot adulterated jet fuel from the real thing (she never taught me that).

Eventually reaching the airport, I was barred since the immigration control caught on that a significant portion of the passengers in the flight were imaginary friends, which made the number of people in the database go into the complex plane (which was a severe stack overflow problem) and so my exponential complex number of imaginary friends and I were subjected to a protracted inspection which took place in a long winding tower built on top of an enormous tree that was in the center of the world (none of this happened) which in my mind was the true face of the psychiatric ward where I was staying.

[moonlight-fawn]

People when you don’t find some crappy comedian’s shock comedy about assaulting women funny: 😤😤

[keferon]

………..I like to torment myself.

So! I’m back to my usual fuckery, trying to make hand made figures instead of buying them like a normal human being. This time I’m making First Aid! Out of some action toy and plastic sheets because apparently rebuilding Gundams wasn’t hard enough

My starter pack is some white and red styrene sheets + the figure I bought off the shelf. I think these are called “Dummy 13”? Anyway

Drift figure left me with a lot of little cuts. Now I have cuts aaand burns. Nice deal~ I’ve never done anything like it before and my hands aren’t happy lmao

This thing is. Like. Super movable:D It’s neck has two joints, also it’s torso can bend in a bunch of places and ways. Even the tippy toes are movable hehe

Basically. I couldn’t paint anything bc. Well. Winter. So I decided to build out of details that are already the right color👍

It will probably need some painting anyway but not the dramatic amount and not enough to poison me

[kurthummeldeservesbetter]

tbh I don’t think therapy would have fixed Jayce and Viktor lmao. maybe would have softened their self-destructive tendencies but there’s no fixing that co-dependent relationship. Heimerdinger Mel and Sky are told “yeah, I can help treat their individual depressions but nothing is gonna reduce their co-dependency. I’m pretty sure separating them makes it a lot worse for not only them but much worse for everyone else. for everyone’s safety I suggest they’re not allowed to be more than a buildings length away from each other and even that is pushing it.” That therapist then quits on the spot cause now they’ve literally seen everything.

It’s like that scene in Brooklyn nine nine where all the physiatrists are observing and talking with Gina but instead it’s a whole crew of therapists and neurologists and physiologists trying to find out how these two men literally mind-melded together. They go to couples therapy but it’s literally just individual therapy held together because why tf not it’s the only way to get them to go.

[fogdraws]

Watching The Empty House and oh my god Watson literally fell to the ground when he saw Holmes alive again THAT'S emotion and then LOOK AT HIS FACE he's so happy my heart 🥺🥺

Holmes, always keen to a dramatic touch. Like, my man's throwing ballet poses while he stretches just look at that

Also going from David Burke's To Edward Hardwick's Watson wasn't as shocking as I thought it'd be. He's just as charming as Burke.

Also also! I am SO drawing this frame:

[uncanny-tranny]

I've found the same people who claim a trans person is making being trans their "whole personality" are the same people who quite literally cannot see past a person's transness - in fact, that's the only thing they will see.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

they are ignoring my big beautiful pathetic himbo wife and his cute little platypus tail that he has for some tank part reason im too dumb to understand why

[imaninsanefanboy]

Can we just like talk about how the fuck does bill's anatomy work.

Also where did he get his powers? bc like it seems that his parents and every other euclidian was powerless, including bill during his time in Euclidia. So what gave him powers? Also, ok PLEASE someone tell me where this is from but everywhere I've seen people saying bill's species bleeds silver, including himself. But why when dipper shoots him in his hat it's all meaty? And if that hat what his dads, did he meet some sort of otherworldly creature to fuse it with him, and change his anatomy? Like I need answers NOW

[quicksilversquared]

Finally got fed up with the roommate's girlfriend who has been living here (apparently paying some rent and a portion of utilities, so not freeloading-freeloading, but whatever) and texted the landlady about it, because this was supposed to be a temporary thing while the gf looked for a new housing arrangement, and the landlady was all just "oh I didn't know there was a problem so I renewed but I'll talk to her about not doing thing x" and it's like. Right. It was supposed to be temporary. I asked how long it was going to last initially before agreeing, then asked again late last fall when we had clearly blown straight past the one-month initial guess and there hadn't been any updates. I feel like the correct thing to do before willy-nilly renewing (hopefully just for one month...) would be to ask the actual residents about their thoughts on the whole thing dragging on, because my current answer to 'can she stay' is 'absolutely fucking not'.

....anyway, currently hoping that a) it's just extended by a month and b) maybe the landlady will reach out for input before renewing again, now that I have indicated (quite strongly) that I'm tired of having an extra person here.

[mallowvivid]

So I got inspired by @skystarslut with their Starscream cardigan idea and I kinda drew a few things (mine aren’t very discreet 😔)

link to their post^^^^^ (I hope this works)

I know the wings might look a little silly buttoned on (which isn’t my original idea, I do not claim credit!!), but I really wanted to draw some wings! :D

My og sketches are probably my favorite tho:

(Also if you, the og artist, sees this and wants me to take this post down: I will, with no questions asked! I’m not too familiar with how to interact with others on here and might over step boundaries by accident. I cannot make any of these irl I just like drawing and was inspired :D 👍)

[ray-botic]

book 4 pov characters: victarion

full lineup here

[milkweedman]

All my current worries about how much this bag will shrink would have been allayed had I felted a swatch.

Yet, did I felt a swatch ? No. Will I felt a swatch next time ? Probably not.

Working on a wheelchair bag again. My first two were always intended to be replaced, as they were just prototypes. Hopefully this one will be more permanent.

Idk if my notes and vague diagrams are readable at all, but I've been really thinking this one thru. Or trying to, anyway. My other two wheelchair bags have not included a way to cover the contents, which was a poor choice that I am now reaping the consequences of (everything gets wet when it rains). So the flaps are a new element that I'm not sure of, but I think will be necessary. Also will be lining it in black felt from a thrifted and then felted merino sweater. Actually, it was already a little felted when I got it. Probably why it was donated in the first place. I just felted it way way more.

Kinda worried about running out of yarn actually. And about the bag turning out small.

[jellydragons]

Legend let out a long breath, eyes losing focus as he somehow sank further into the blankets. The siren song of sleep was rushing up to meet him, tugging insistently even as he caught a vague glint of light off metal-

He stiffened, body reacting before his sleep-addled mind could catch up.

It happened again, an unmistakable gleam in the twilight. He blinked, squinting past his haze, and the blur that had overtaken his vision resolved into a person, sat directly in his line of sight. Their arm was raised, more of the blue fabric slipping off as they leaned forwards - likely intent on breaking up the brawl. But Legend only had eyes for the light that once again rippled across their shoulder.

Across the pauldron strapped to it.

Armour.

Link froze, fully awake in an instant.

They were wearing armour.

These were no merchants.

[dreamings-free]

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[oceanwithouthermoon]

long as fuck nails always painted with at least a clear coat club:

saiki kusuo

teruhashi kokomi

kaido shun

saiko metori

imu rifuta

nail biters club:

kuboyasu aren

yumehara chiyo

arisu makino

suzumiya hii

nendo riki

aiura mikoto (with fake nails over top)

(formerly) kaido shun

(formerly) toritsuka reita

(formerly) akechi touma

normal short nails 🙄:

hairo kineshi

mera chisato

satou hiroshi

toritsuka reita

akechi touma

[in-the-airducts]

eeeee part of a wip that i will never finish ever so here's the finished part of it