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misc-obeyme · 6 months ago

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So i headcanon that demons have more than 1 hearts…

Imagine, one day your demon darling invite you out for dinner. And you guys are talking and waiting for ur meals then suddenly the waiter placed down a plate with a cooked demon’s heart on it and it’s not just any demon’s heart it’s ur lover’s heart.

Apparently, demons do that to express love to their mates, and it’s one of the most intimate ways to show love.

I need more contents of the boys actually being demon 😔

Okay, I love love this idea, anon, but oh man the idea of having to actually eat the heart is stressing me out lol. Like if they cook it and season it and make it tasty, then sure I'll eat my demon lover's heart, serve it up! But if it's like... barely cooked and still kinda slimy and very recognizable as a heart...?

Also this is definitely something I'd only do to respect said demon's culture... like oh okay this is how they show love! It's a little weird to me, a human with but one heart, but I'm willing to try out new things!

Like yes, I ate your heart for real and now you are a part of me forever~ that's... weirdly romantic...

But I can't reciprocate and that makes me sad. OH. I would probably get Barb or Simeon to help me make a realistically heart-shaped cake alkdjfljkdf. Like! I can't give you the real one, so please accept this substitute~

Yes yes, I love everything about this! I want there to be more unique cultural exchange between MC and the demons! And of course having it be something like eating an actual heart is perfect!

#not me thinking about Arrie reacting to a heart cake lkadjfkldf #like he'd probably make fun of you #but only because he's trying to cover up how touched he is lol #I need more demonic demon hcs y'all are geniuses #obey me #obey me nightbringer #anon asks #misc answers #UM this might need a tw huh #I'm not sure what to label it #it's not really cannibalism is it?#that's the closest I got someone tell me if it needs something else #tw cannibalism

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backpackingspace · 17 days ago

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Okay so with the line "the olive tree where we first met" we have two equal hilarious options.

When penelope was sassily like oh I'll marry you if you make a living bed out of this tree right here! Cue penelope stumbling over odysseus very very carefully digging up the tree "because how else is he going to get it to itacha we can't have a wedding bed out in the open in sparta duh"

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2. Penelope, knowing that Helen's suitors would soon be arriving to take over her home for a while. Snuck out and went on her own wacky shenanigan filled journey where she scoped out all the major players. Odysseus caught her spying in an olive tree. And when she got back she told Helen she had dibs on the cutie from itacha.

#epic the musical #epic spoilers #Itacha saga #penelope #Odysseus #Odypen #odysseus x penelope #Young odypen courting was filled with wacky nonsense basically canon confrimed #The line “....where we first met” implying that they first met under that specific olive tree #Which has to have some absolutely insane logistics that only odypen (and maybe Athena) could pull off #Odypen being 🥰 �� rat bastards in love #Option one odysseus Athena please please please helpppp me pen said she'd only marry me if I made a wedding bed out of this tree #Athena: once again I think you are praying to the wrong person but fuck it how do you think you're going to keep that tree alive #Odysseus: ....a large bucket?#Athena gimme a sec okay I need to go have ares bash my skull in before I watch something this stupid #Athena: checking in on penelope her chosen weaver only for her to be pulling her hair out #Penelope (to her cousins): why did I fucking say that! Beating fathers already an impossible challenge why did I say that #He's going to think I was making fun of him! He's not going to want to marry me now!#Helen: weren't you? Making fun of him?#Penelope: That's not the point!#clytemnestra: Hey he's digging the tree up and has the biggest bucket I've ever seen #Penelope: what?! Trips over every item in the room and gets tangled in her curtains blushing like crazy #Athena: ....it's been a while since I checked up on diomedes training. He'd never put me through this nonsense #Option 2 #Helen's maybe a little nervous and wants to know more about who she has to potentially marry and penelope promises her she'll get rundown #Helen did not expect penelope to disappear but she probably should have....it'll probably be fine. Right?#Some kings penlope just straight up greets some she stays hidden and spies #Odysseus is the only one who catches her (he trains woth Athena in the olive Grove #She was not happy when odysseus nearly tripped onto her spear point face first when he saw the strange pretty girl)#And odysseus who's been king for a few years now knows every lady's face because he'll probably have to marry one of them someday

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daisybell-on-a-carousel · 3 months ago

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Still very wild to me when people try to gotcha Jason with the whole "if you can kill other people for being evil why can't they kill you" when jason is like. One of the most passively suicidal characters I've ever seen. What if man

#augh i dont want to cw this because im just talking about The Character and i feel bad when i do it for characters but i probably should #suicide mention #ask to tag #while im here i do absolutely believe hes been suicidal since jaybin times. maybe even before just in different ways. but like #going into that building with shelia? yeah #now. i DONT think he was aware of it and if youd ask him hed say no fully believing thats the truth #but like if a ghost jaybin had some introspection time i think he'd maybe eventually be like yeah #his outcomes to him were have a loving parent or die and hes a very big fan of ultimatums like that.#but he doesn't fully see it like that as jaybin because oh hes a hero and saving others when no one else can is what heros do :)#ramble. ivee been feeling it lately yknow how it is #ive once saw a post saying jason was planning to die after the joker was dead in utrh and yeagh i can see that #he puts A BOMB in his HELMET #suicidal characters in the context of hero stories are so fascinating to me. the self sacrifice.#the not caring about your own safety as long as you save someone else. the pushing yourself #the way itd be so easy to make it look like they just fell in battle. to be considered a hero in the end #anyway ive been glancing at suicidal jason todd fics. how bad is it that im still getting mad about characterization #because theyre not killing him right #AND ANOTHER THING. since im here and i try to avoid making posts about The Character like this so might as welk get it all out #think about suicidal jaybin as well as the fact 80s bruce very much considered suicidal people/people attempting like #weak and lazy? yells at them? i think thats about it. Very Much. je seems to straight up just hate them #again very much feel free to ask me to tag this one ^-^'#and i hope no one thinks im being callous here im very worried about that. i just its a very important part of his character to think about #and its fun to explore as someone who is passively suicidal myself #jason todd analysis #anyway no one look at me i am in my corner just rotating him #WAIT to clarify i dont think jaybin fully realized Just becauceof the heros sacrifice thing. i made it sound like that i believe #anyway. if you read him as suicidal since jaybin times and go to ditf with that lens like i did. well. the post death victim blaming..

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sysig · 3 months ago

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Can I request a pokemon drawing? Was thinking mewtwo but idk whoever whatever!

Day 11 - Quiet pls

#My art #Requestober #Pokemon #Whismur #MewTwo #I'm pulling out my excuse from a couple years ago - I may have gone overboard but in my defense I really wanted to #Lol #Of course I had to!!! My beloveds!!!!!#Whismur's been on my mind again lately - thinking again of the little doodle of me holding one among others things haha #And I mean if you're going to specify MewTwo who am I to say no <3 #So both! Both burple babies! Although Whismur is classified as pink?? Mm???#They're more purple than MewTwo arguably??? He's more grey due to the alien influence - that scrembaby is purple #I really wanted to lean a bit more into MewTwo's catlike traits and have him nosing around lol #Sniff sniff what are you identify yourself #Couldn't swing the posing >:P He's too dignified to lie down completely but how do support himself on those legs!#If not for his tail he'd definitely fall on his face haha #Well I might try again another time - and it's not like I'm DisPleased with how it turned out!#I didn't re-line Everything but I did a lot of it........I actually like lining a lot now........it's fun lol #His little body expression differences were very fun haha especially his tail - an agitated thump in the last one!#MewTwo dearest you're very intimidating to the little speaker just turn down the glare #Being screamed at doesn't help the glower lol #Poor little Whismur haha just not used to MewTwo yet! He's fairly friendly to most Pokemon...now #He'll still probably just make a clone and leave the original be at this point lol #As least that one won't cry at the sight of him! Probably! Maybe! Haha <3

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saline-coelacanth · 4 months ago

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Ok time for another one of my random thoughts that popped into my head

So you know how in Ninjago whenever one of the ninja would get a love interest, they would just immediately fall in love at the first sight of said love interest? Well when it comes to Cole and Geo, I like to think that it was the other way around. Instead of Cole immediately falling in love with Geo the second he sees him, I fully believe that it was Geo who was just immediately smitten at the first sight of Cole, and then Cole developed feelings for Geo over time.

#random ramblings #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lostshipping #cole brookstone #ninjago geo #geo finder #<- i'm pretty sure that's the name people have been using for geo #also on one hand i really don't like how they do the 'love at first sight' thing in ninjago #BUT i also think that if all the other ninja get to have that then cole and geo can have it as a treat #but again just swap the roles around because it would be fun #ALSO also i feel like you could make the case for it making sense with geo since he's been stuck in the land of the lost things #for a really long time #so then one day when a cute boy shows up he'd probably be all flustered and all that jazz #especially after getting to know cole because cole is great who wouldn't fall in love with him that fast?#idk i just think cole and geo are cute and i like thinking about them

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qoldenskies · 1 month ago

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You're so right that Leo is the main villain in CL, because like.....dude is already canonically implied to have a fundamental understanding of what makes people tick, and we've seen in that one episode with Big Mama that he is fully petty enough to play the long game of running circles around someone/just genuinely riling them up until he breaks them down or otherwise manages to get a response out of them (which I think was why he kind of fell back into little shit behavior during the movie for a time BUT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT LATER). He may not be as in tune with emotions as Mikey is, but he understands people.

And CL explores what would happen if you took the moralistic side of that personality trait away from him. I've always kind of maintained that Leo would genuinely make for a terrifying villain if he had less of a strict moral code, but CL!Leo really......showcases that to an extreme. He's really the first one to be overtly nasty towards Donnie, and even when Donnie questions it he immediately gaslight gatekeep girlbosses the shit out of him in such a ruthless way that it completely undermines his confidence from then on out. Watching him during the curse really was like not being able to tear your eyes away from a car wreck or something, it was beautiful and terrible all at the same time.

(Of course, now he's going to have to live the rest of his life knowing about how easily he could break someone down if he tried hard enough, and that's.....gotta be not entirely fun knowledge to be in possession of.)

YES EXACTLYYYYYYY..... like i know donnie loves villainous aesthetics and is occasionally a deranged little freak for fun but i still posit leo would be a LOT scarier as a villain. donnie may be capable of more but i think leo's opportunism and ability to psychologically profile people he barely knows (because he is not super acquainted with big mama at the point of many unhappy returns! they've met, like. what, twice? maybe three times?) and then use that to outwit and play them, even when big mama is established to be conniving,,, tell me that isnt a guy that would be capable of some utterly evil shit

#ask #canary continuity #the 'donnie doesnt have morals' jokes are untrue i genuinely believe he's joking about the murder #Probably #and ngl i dont like when people act like he'd be the first to be driven to gleeful murder?#even for the sake of his family #because like. i dont like that kind of portrayal of him just because he's low empathy ....#like if anyone's gonna kill for their family it'd be raph first LMAO (strong enough to go too far on accident and INSANELY protective)#donnie pokes a lot of fun at himself mostly in regards to his neurodivergence #acting like he doesnt feel feelings. the bad boy persona thing. he intentionally constantly contradicts himself #like he repeatedly jokes about never agreeing with leo and then Does. Constantly #i dont think you should take him at his word when he jokes about homicide #donnie loves robbery and fraud indulge in how much he loves robbery and fraud #he makes those bombs for FUN #my hot take is that donnie isnt an 'id burn down the world because i love you' person #he's an 'id burn down the world so you'll love ME' person #DOG. CODED #donnie would be iffy as an independent villain. i think he'd be at his worst doing it for someones approval #he's literally built to be a second in command being lied to about being a co-leader whos strung along by the main villain #all he would really need is the appearance of importance even if he very obviously doesnt have it

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automatonknight · 1 year ago

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here's the prick i was talking about^ i have so many thoughts and notes about him but they're mostly incomprehensible so when i organize maybe them i'll post them who knows

#art #oc #id in alt #um ummm #idk. if you have any questions as always feel free to ask #ANYWAYS. geez making him has been so fun i love this asshole so much i'm going to put him through the horrors #salute to you Kordian if you see this if you hadn't shown me stalker i probably wouldn't be running in circles about patches now #more notes. i actually have no idea how magic works in-universe i just thought it would be cool. he's not good at using it he sucks. he's #shocked himself so many times probably. will that stop him? no #he practiced fencing for a few years so he actually like. knows how the fight flows or whatever. i think he definitely picks out targets wh #don't get their bearings quite as well and dances around them and shit like that he just likes to be mean i guess #idk idk. also he joins the lovelies at one point. that's like. semi-canon. it's sorta like with triumphant and normal walenty to me. like #they both exist but the. so to speak. evil one kind of doesn't in a way if you get me. i mostly thought it would be a fun thing to think #about. and also patches would do that and then he'd freak out like what the fuck am i doing and leave #another random thing about his pronouns. well i mostly use he/him for him. that 'any' is more in a way that if you referred to patches as #she or they or it or anything else he wouldn't care #but he usually doesn't mention it and stuff

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aroaceleovaldez · 10 months ago

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emo Nico x scene Will Solace...

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo #i need them to be cringe (affectionate) teenagers okay #give me Will with a hardcore homestuck phase and streaks in his hair dyed with kool-aid and striped armsocks #date night is Will teaching Nico how to make kandi bracelets #if youve been here awhile you may know i am a scene Jason believer and the same concepts apply here #listen i just think. emphasizing Nico being emo and giving him a scene boyfriend #its very important though that only certain riordanverse chars fit the vibe to be scene kids #like i dont think Percy would be as much as i want him to be #its antithetical to his character (internalized ableism/bad self-loathing/keeps his head down)#Will and Jason on the other hand would use XD unironically and have a total ball making sparkledog fursonas #Alex Fierro. DEFINITE scene kid. Magnus is already just kind of a little emo. Sadie is a definite yes. Carter. maybe.#i think he'd be adverse at first but kinda get into it casually yknow. he'd dig kandi bracelets at least.#probably get really into linguistic breakdown of xD rAnDoM speech just for fun #Walt no but he could. like. i think he'd be open to trying it. but its not his default state.#Zia. doesnt have the energy but i kinda wanna see it regardless. i think itd be fun for her but on her own she'd lean more goth #Leo? maybe. depends. he's more into doing stuff ironically. Piper. yes. but specifically as an f-you to conventional fashion #Reyna no. Frank maybe. Hazel yes. Thalia maybe. Annabeth hmm. maybe #i think thats all the main casts. Alabaster? YES and i wanna see it.#anyways thank you for coming to my emo x scene ted talk and character evaluations in the tags

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tricoufamily · 2 months ago

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stayed in a marriott for a business trip which if you didn't know is the main inspiration for the villareal hotel business so every time something was shitty i was just like this is classic jacques

#the villareals do NOT stay in their own hotels absolutely not #i had a malcolm line making fun of hugo for this that i think got cut #he was like 'do you even stay in your hotels' NO. he doesn't. he'd probably cry if you tried to make him #villareal hotels were very nice in like. the 70s then had a sharp downturn #things got tough benicio made some bad deals with some shady people which got worse and worse benicio kinda lost his mind bc of this etc #also jacques was a really aggressive expansionist when he first took over he kept acquiring other brands because jacques is a nepo baby #he was a 30 something ceo nepo baby #benicio was a billionaire late in life he became one around the 80s (he was always extremely ugly rich though obviously)#but jacques really took it over the top #sure he massively increased their value and his net worth in the short term but in the long term...idk #not like /he'll/ ever have to care about money anyway so who cares #this is the fall: extras

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mashmouths · 6 months ago

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jeongin did "creep" and seungmin did "high and dry" it's time for minho to cover "talk show host"

#why talk show host? it's my favorite radiohead song and i want to hear mimo say 'you want me? fuckin come on and break the door down'#i also think he'd have fun with the line 'i'll be waiting with a gun and pack of sandwiches' i think there's an opportunity for propwork #also the vocal range and the tone would suit him so well........ sigh #the words are sung very slowly ! there are not all that many of them ! i think pronunciation is very doable here #(idk if that specifically is why he doesn't like singing in english but if it is then those are not concerns <3 probably <3)#(also respectfully to thom but the words do not need to be enunciated at all clearly to successfully execute the song as he himself proves)#i just think he deserves one hearty italicized 'fuck' and i would like to hear it also is that so wrong.......#sign my petition and i will personally show up outside the dorm with signs and posters until we make this dream a reality who's with me #a post #leeno #skeez

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hrokkall · 2 years ago

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TEAR ME APART!!! TEAR ME APART SO I FEEL WHOLE!!!!!

#Inscryption #Inscryption Spoilers #James Cobb #Cw:#Blood #Gore #Is this the first James fanart? Not really an accomplishment but still #Anyway I don't know where I was going with this one #I just wanted to draw a dude who looks like he'd enjoy whatever the hell is happening in the console ARG #And then ended up with Toxic Slutch #(He's toxic slutch color because I like how most Mullinsverse NPCs have non-human skin tones despite being human. It's so fun to me)#I'll change the design if I ever draw this guy again (read: probably not) but I had to get the worm out of my brain. You know how it is.#Longelk raised a really good point though. Why WAS James reassigned to P03 #I personally think it's funniest if they just drew straws and P03 won. Then realized ''what the fuck am I going to do with this''#Like a drunken bet gone wrong but instead of losing five dollars it's full-on human experimentation. Fun stuff #Anyway imagine being such a freak that you make the in-universe god of wizards kick you out. Good job man #Hrokkall Art

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virsancte · 10 months ago

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good days aren't easy to come by

#simblr #ts4 legacy #valentine gen 4 #fun fact for context on why i care so much abt him finally choosing to play the piano on his own #but it's gonna get Long so strap in #basically. the guitar he used to have had been with him since he was like...... my god. probably about 15 #he bought it at a yard sale for pennies from an older woman #it belonged to her late son originally and it wasn't even . supposed to be a part of the sale in the first place. she just took a liking to #devin and figured that really it's better in the hands of someone who would use it than for it to collect dust in her garage forever #and he couldn't really practice at home. his parents... are not exactly the kindest people you've ever seen #he was too afraid of them destroying or throwing it away so he'd sneak off to god knows where and learn how to play it from old #youtube videos on his busted up phone #it quickly became Everything to him. his most prized possession. and it wasn't a shitty guitar either. the son was a professional musician #that's how ellie and devin met in the first place. he was playing at the market she used to sneak out to in the evenings to #and she instantly knew . this boy is going places and really they might as well go together #enough backstory of the backstory. long story short: he was struggling to make rent eventually and was out of vinyls to pawn off #so he had no choice left. it was either that or he'd get kicked out along with his sister. who was still struggling a lot w/ addiction #so he sold it. and it broke him. he's literally just not been the same since losing it #his sister stole him a guitar from a music shop she'd go to sometimes but it just wasn't the same and he had not played an instrument since #until now anyway #still not a guitar. but maybe someday #or he can find his old one and buy it again.........#lmfao if you made it here congrats. you win nothing bc im broke but i do respect you

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shartfinz · 6 months ago

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I don't think Luigi would have ever had any of his own friends for like most of his life because he is a yapper

#text #i think he's shy and quiet then the second you get friendly with him he is the most obnoxious man ever #yap yap yap SHUT UP no don't you're funny little Italian man #i looove projecting onto this cartoon man #he's also like awkward and just generally kinda odd so he'd being trying to make jokes but they wouldn't make any sense #so he's friends with Mario's friends because Mario and his friends are also weirdos #mario probably had at least a couple friends before ever going to the mushroom kingdom because he is more socially aware #but still probably not many LMAO #Socially aware is the worst way i could have worded that but it's funny so I'm leaving it #headcanon #btw i have an au timeline thingy in my head that's built off of the Mario movie #that's what all my headcanons and yapping is based around unless i say otherwise #luigi #I'm also a yapped it's why im mostly friendless #19 years old and in my free time i don't shut up about Mario and Luigi which is annoying i guess #but it's fun to me so I'm going to keep doing it

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sysig · 4 months ago

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Dr. “Has to get a good grade in therapy” Doran (Patreon)

#Doodles #Okay so none of them feature but uhhhh #SCII #It's related I swear lol #Damned #Finally a tag that makes sense here lol #Wander Over Yonder #Wander #I still mean Dr. Doran haha how clumsy of me :)#More concept stuff for funsies because yaayyyy #Fun to work with by design haha - he just wants to help people! He really does feel like a good fit ♪ Lovely feeling haha #Pretty fun to draw even if his design is rather cartoony haha #Realistically he'd probably have red curls but it's fun to hold some of his cartoon design elements! Wander's fur is all round like that #Freckles could be considered on-model depending on your definition lol the little patterning in his fur could count....maybe lol #So it's a bit of a stretch that's fine! His facial hair is definitely accounted for! Good good #And keeping his hat and banjo as props hehe hey if Stein gets to be all stitchy then Wander can be a bit quirky it's fine!#There's an explanation! It makes sense so it's fine! Lol #That really is my favourite part honestly it's rearranging [character] until they're puzzle-piece shaped <3 There's the spooks to it!#And I love the spooks :) The therapists get the least amount of Pain and Suffering but they're excellent spookage set dressing #Wander's great for that because he Can get a little in his head about him feeling helpful > actually being helpful #Which I think is Perfect honestly <3 He's such a great fit I love him #I didn't see much of the other therapists - Wilson got the double feature! I do want to check out the others'#But from the descriptions there didn't seem to be anyone specializing in kids' mental health?? Which is weird to me! There's kids there!#I mean even if he didn't specialize in pediatric therapy he'd still decorate his office the same way lol he just leaned into it #It's cozy in here ♪ Inviting! He wants you to feel better so badly! Please feel better #Just a totally chill guy other than the He Needs To Do Well #Hehe

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cookinguptales · 28 days ago

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by the way I do think gritty felt bad for accidentally throwing a pie at me because later he was throwing cookies to (at) everyone and he came out from behind the counter and came up to me and handed me a cookie so gently lmao

#I noticed he made sure he got consent from everyone else he pied #and also I am visibly disabled which probably didn't help #he clearly didn't realize he'd done it until he came around for pictures and found me trying to wipe cream off my phone and body haha #I think his oh shit reaction was genuine hahaha #but we had fun it was fine we got a picture together #also did you know that when you high five him it makes a sound like a dog toy #I was so charmed

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applealchemist · 6 months ago

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headcanon that idia shroud would listen to will woods music.

#definitely not projecting #i just feel like the weird vibes of some of the songs would bring him comfort kinda??#also euthanasia from the in case i make it album would probably remind him of ortho #also uh i mean its kind of a lot is his song hands down #but i think ignoring songs that remind of him or him and ortho #he'd probably like laplace's angel #outliars and hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples #marsha thankk you for the dialects but i need you to leave and lyserglide daydream #(i'm totally projecting at this point but who cares)#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland headcannon #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst wonderland #twst #twst headcanons #idia shroud #twst idia #twisted wonderland idia #twisted wonderland idia shroud #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #the normal album #in case i make it #in case i make it album #SELF-ISH #self ish #everything is a lot #will wood reference #euthanasia

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