#like he can't even be a Saint Bernard

[triptychcryptid]

Okay, I have a very weird/dumb idea for that AU where the Grunks end up in the 60's. XD First off, Stan would have inherited an ability from his mother. He'd be an Empath, which means he can feel what others feel. Thanks to @localcanadiancreature62 for pointing out that the ability could explain why he's so charismatic, charming, and so good at manipulating. XD

Caryn would be the only person who knew, and she'd help him learn how to control it and block it out when he needs to, then eventually it just became a part of him, like breathing. Something he doesn't think about. He wouldn't tell Ford or Sherman because he didn't want their Dad to find out.

Anyway, Sherman ends up back in the 60's as well somehow and his reaction to walking into the pawn shop and seeing his brothers is "...What are YOU guys doing in the past?" And they're like "... US?! WHAT ABOUT YOU!?" And he legit has no idea. XD As far as he can tell, he was at work (NASA) there was a blue light, and he was here. Ford thinks whatever happened with his portal may have fucked with the instrument Sherman was working on somehow and pulled him in with them.

So they get talking to their Mom who had started thinking of leaving Filbrick anyway because of the way he treats her and the kids, but it's the 1960's. It's very hard to leave your husband. You can't get your own credit card, it's very hard to get a car or house on your own, or keep your money separate. Now that she's seen what happened to her boys because of him (Sherman leaves on his own at 17 because now he and Caryn are the sole recipients of Filbrick's abuse. He gets himself help and becomes a much better person. He takes care of himself physically, runs marathons and is incredibly intelligent as well. He becoms the father/grandfather he wanted growing up and is very close with his kids and grandkids.He cuts ties with his father, and unfortunately Caryn later on when she can't except his help and won't leave Filbrick out of fear) she's more determined to leave.

The boys all separately decide it's time to get rid of Filbrick. Without saying a word to each other about their plans or anything, one goes out and cuts the breakline on Filbrick's car, knowing he's going on a three day trip with his friends the next day. One puts water and sugar in the gas tank. One puts in too much oil.

Anyway, Filbrick dies, but figures out it's the boys that killed him, so he decides to haunt them. He runs into Bill in ...I guess purgatory? Who decides to use him as a pawn to get the twins. Filbrick's not stupid or easily taken in, but he IS consumed with rage. Bill teaches him how to possess people.

He makes the mistake of posessing Caryn at one point and grabs Stan to punch him, but her Psychometry kicks in and he sees everything he did, and everything that Stan went through because of him. He has no idea what that was, and Ford grabs Stan, pushes him behind him and gets ready to square off with Filbrick. Filbrick grabs Ford's lapels and gets hit with Ford's entire life. And what Bill did to him. And Stanley. While he's distracted, Sherman quickly writes a symbol on Caryn's forehead that's meant to repel demons, but not before grabbing Caryn/Filbrick's hand so he can get an extra helping of "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME, ASSHOLE"

Filbrick gets kicked out of Caryn and can no longer possess people. He can only speak through electronic devices or possess smallish animals. So after some failed attempts (because no one wants to listen to him) of talking to his sons through the radio, he possess an Italian Greyhound and talks to them through it. The boys (old AND young) all laugh their assess off at this for the first few days. Like he can't do ANYTHING without setting them off.

[leeloooonfire]

based on this post about Steve's internalized bi-phobia:

Steve has known for years.

And how could he not when Tommy's freckles come back tenfold each spring like a flower peaking it's head through the last layer of snow? Or when Matthew Carver's hair have a reddish brown tone that turns blond after they spent the last days before summer break practising outside and remind Steve of liquid gold? Or when he watches Star Wars and Harrison Ford, rugged and witty, comes into view and twists his stomach in knots? How could he not know?!

Steve knows he finds guys as attractive as girls, known for many, many years. But.

But he can't. Not when Tommy sneers at that boy in their literature class who likes flamboyant clothes and wants to be an actor on Broadway. Not when the people they meet in Indi who are like Robin and Eddie 'fully queer' and talk about people like Steve as if they're traitors and scams. Not when he reads the newspaper and is assaulted by Reagan and his folk preaching about the 'fag pandemic' or how his father nods in approval and mutters 'another sinner gone for good' when the news play on TV and they occasionally mention the crisis that kills people like Robin and Eddie and him.

Like him....

It doesn't matter how much he loves sleeping with his nose pressed against Eddie's collarbone or that he thinks he'd like to kiss Eddie and hold his hands and wake up beside him until they're old and wrinkly and complain about bad knees.

He is, but he cannot be a queer, half a fairy '50% like me, 50% like Eddie' as Robin jokes.

He will not be a bisexual, he can keep it inside, keep it hidden, buried deep inside him no matter how much it pains him. He can be the straight friend who goes to pride and bakes rainbow cakes and marries a woman even though his heart screams in an ear ringing cacophony, 'Eddie, Eddie Eddie Eddie!'

This is how his 20s go: loud and hurting and yearning and hiding and more noticeably being disgusted and ashamed of himself for simply being able to love men the way he can love women.

He's 29 when his wife, Becky, leaves him. It's not just Eddie and this shameful secret that weights heavy on their relationship, but the scars and all the other secrets he is unable to explain to her that drive Becky finally away - back to Boston. She leaves him alone in that tiny house they bought three years ago with their Saint Bernard puppy they lovingly named Bernadette.

He's 30 when he goes to a coffee meeting of the bisexual group meeting in Chicago, nearly turning the car multiple times, hands and knees sweaty with fear that they won't want him there. They do want him there, welcome him with open arms, and talk about things Steve knows all too well: 'When I fell in love with the first girl, I ran. I like men just fine, so I hid my crush. It's just easier, when your parents hate gays, when the world is shaming our community, when we're dying.' He finds a second home there, and learns - learns about queerness and bisexuality, about trans and gender non conforming people and physical attraction versus emotional attraction. He learns about his past and present and about his future, about their history and where they want to go, how they want to mold their world to fit people like them into it without the pain and the hiding.

Steve is 33 when he finally comes out to everyone dear to him. To the kids who aren't kids anymore and to Joyce and Hopper, and then his parents. this does not go well, but Steve doesn't want, doesn't need their validation anymore. He has his family, his friends, his support system who love him not regardless of his sexuality but because of it, love him because it's part of him. He comes out to Becky, too and that goes much better. they want to be friends, in the future. She's also met Gary who works the the NY Times and wants her to follow him into the big city. So Steve is looking forward how that goes, their tentative friendship.

He is 34 when Eddie comes back from his latest world tour and wants to take a break to rekindle with his uncle, to write new songs, to take a breather. It's only natural that Eddie moves into Steve's guest room and takes over his space on the couch where he cuddles Bernadette while Steve is in the kitchen and makes them grilled cheese and tomato soup for dinner.

Its even more natural when their feet meet while watching a movie and they lean into each other in the kitchen, dawn barely there, while they wait for the coffee maker to finish.

Steve's 35 when Eddie finally kisses him and he kisses back. No hurt, no shame, no guilt gnawing on him, Steve finally allows himself to be with the person he truly wants - regardless of their gender.

[dandysworldhcs]

I have so many headcanons on their designs and such so just bear with me

- I honestly see Astro as a sort of centipede, a nocturnal arthropod that is actually pretty chill if you don't antagonize them. I also see him as having ADHD combined with narcolepsy, he's always moving his hands underneath his blanket and his mind is always racing despite constantly being fatigued.

- Razzle and Dazzle are rats, why? The rat king phenomenon! This is one of my only voice headcanons but they sound like ENA, specifically the newer one

- Dandy is a False Dandelion. I also base my design of him on a Ammit, which has the head of a crocodile, the upper body of a lion, and the lower body of a hippo, his Twisted form reflects this the most. I also see Dandy as bigender. Him and Sprout are also brothers with Sprout being the older one.

- Speaking of Sprout, I honestly see him acting like a MMO healer while on runs (Examples; “No, I'm not out of tapes, I just don't like you”, “If you get in the way you deserve to get hit”, “You got one shot, I can't out-heal stupidity”.)

- Shelly has other dino features, although it's actually based on cephalopod’s using tools, her tentacles hold onto replicas of fossils that give her the illusion of having a tail, horns, etc, and she can change them out. Also she has ADHD, she just matches the symptoms more instead of autism (Autistic and even AuDHD Shelly's are valid tho).

- Vee has high functioning ASPD that's comorbid with Autism, yes I did as much research as possible as to not demonize either, but I personally see her with these two disorders, as due to being a robot she doesn't feel complex emotions and has a weak sense of right and wrong (outside of her programming, that is), she doesn't feel guilty for being blunt, rude, or for not noticing others feelings, but she does try to make up for it if someone points it out, even if she doesn't feel bad about it.

- Pebble is a Toy Poodle, and Coal is a Saint Bernard, with Pebble being a service animal and Coal being a search and rescue mountain dog, in the cartoon they were both used to show kids how dogs can help people outside of being companions, that service dogs shouldn't be distracted or pet without permission, and that they shouldn't be scared of working dogs in certain situations no matter how big or intimidating they seem. Also they're very much ‘Old dog, young dog' dynamic.

- Shrimpo has low functioning ASPD and struggles to hide his symptoms. No pronouns and AroAce.

- Gigi is a chameleon, simply because chameleons will grab onto whatever you hand them, self explanatory.

- Goob and Scraps are chimeras instead of being a dog and a cat, Looey is their oldest sibling, no reason for this, it just showed up in my mind and I can't get rid of it, Goob and Scraps honorary circus members as a result. Goob also has Ataxia (Impaired balance and coordination, specifically in his arms, which causes clumsy movements) and Hypotropia (downward facing misaligned eye) which causes weaker vision in his ‘lazy’ eye.

I'm going to stop now because I'm just rambling at this point.

- Wisteria Anon (if that isn't taken just yet)

These are all so interestiing... especially the rnd one I have literally never seen that one proposed before !! Little rat rnd d'awww..

I'm also very much an ataxia & hypotropia Goob enjoyer, as well as the Coal & Pebs one... these are so neat!

[lordofthetwistedflies]

Yuurivoice characters as Song Lyrics from my playlist

Seth: "Music is bad, and movies are too. Bugs are trapped inside of my room. So pick anyone other than me." -Bad Advice, Penelope Scott

Alphonse: "I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us... I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away and I never come back to this town again." -No Children, The Mountain Goats

Charlie: "I've been watching you for sometime. Can't stop staring at those Ocean Eyes..." -Ocean Eyes, Billie Eilish

Auron: "I think I'll take my whiskey neat, my coffee black, and my bed at 3. You're too sweet for me." -Too Sweet, Hozier

Faust: "I'm just a holy fool, oh, baby, it's so cruel, but I'm still in love with Judas" -Judas, Lady Gaga

Finn: "When I'm dead I won't join their ranks, for they are both holy and free." -Saint Bernard, Lincoln

Lucien: "Just say 'fuck it' and move on." -Fuck it, Rio Romeo

Listeners

Rook: "Don't do love, don't do friends, I'm only after success" -Oh No!, Marina

Sugarboo: "And I am not your protagonist, I'm not even my own!" -Sweet Hibiscus Tea, Penelope Scott

Casper: "I wasted like half of my summer tryna hold on your hand. You're the leech, I'm the man, I guess you don't understand. Holdin' hands, say I can't, you're telling me yes I can. Yes I can." -Wasted Summers, Juju

Angel: "I'm so tired, but I can't sleep. I'm standing on the edge of something much too deep." -I Will Remember You, Sarah McLachlan

Sunflower: "When you stood up, walked away, barefoot, and the grass where you laid left a bed in your shape, I looked over it an I ached." -Strawberry Blonde, Mitski

Star: "He is sensible and simple, bold and natural, so strange and agreeable. There is nothing formidable, his smile is most naïve... and he's as handsome upclose as at a distance." -Natasha and Anatole, Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812

Scout: "If you feel lonely, I could be lonely with you?" -Sport, Beach Bunny

Derek Under the Cut

Derek: "The election cycle and the tide, Aztec circles and the deaths of all deaths, but the beast refuses to die." -Moonsickness, Penelope Scott

[dangakkisland]

Welcome everyone to my Dog-aronpa show!! Where I start with DR2 instead of DR1 because I simply do not have the list ready for that one game! And Techinical issues are all in and can't draw the line up at the moment (it will be done)

I want to show off my enormous dog knowledge for no reason at all!

Hajime Hinata is a...Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (long ass name) or at least looks like one..In fact, he is just a very mixed dog that happened to look like the Red Duck dog and has a similar personality to one which is alert and can very well get mental issues easily if left behind for too long, they only howl (on average) when they are on a hunt however dogs don't hunt nowadays and since this is a snow dog and I can't own one I cant test it out.

Chiaki Nanami is a....Clumber Spaniel

They are low energy, they have rosy features. You yourself can read more about it, I am not an expert on them but as far as I have seem very Chiaki to me

Teruteru Hanamura is a...Griffon Bruxellois

These dogs have long beards for some reason I love them for that, they don't really realize their doggy size much like other toy breeds (My children are the same) this is a bit important you know (chapter 1). They are sociable at a certain point, but they lose their temper very easily when teased

Byakuya or the Ultimate impostor is a...Saluki

The most expensive and harshest dog to train, they like soft objects and very picky..For impostor themselves, I think they should just shapeshift in this universe. I can't even begin;

Mahiru Koizumi is...English Cocker Spaniel

They are very easy to train dogs, they like birds (hunt them) when I see birds I remember of photos, they are usually very happy dogs but they do get anxious and aggressive if you aren't be present for long due to depression on being left alone, any dog breed can have that even if they are labeled as a friendly breed, like most beings on this planet they are shaped with their life. So Mahiru is a Cocker Spaniel

Peko pekoyama is a...Akita

Which felt most obvious, they are reserved and mostly guarding dogs, my family (Mom-side) owned an Akita she was very overly protective. That's mostly it I don't remember much.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu is a...Shiba Inu ...Mix with some small breed

I wanted to make them both Japanese breeds..You know the Yakuza it made sense in my head, but I couldn't find one with a slight yellowish coat and small like really small, you will get what I mean later. They are stubborn and strong-willed I have heard they are more a cat than a dog, and I truly believe they are staring at my soul...Maybe because they are more related to wolves than other dog breeds like Pugs That's just a theory I have heard though, I choose to not believe it because of its facial structure which isn't really harsh and this coat isn't related to most wolves.

Mikan Tsumiki is a... Saint Bernard! (Also known as my dream dog)

They are medical assistants sometimes, they are gentle giants they just don't kill you because they are too ❤ but Mikan killed so that's a loss..It would be despairing to see a dog like this kill so I believe I made the right choice

Ibuki Mioda is...A siberian Husky

Sh...I know the snow dog but they howl a lot, its fine for her to be that breed they are absolutely pathetic..I mean that with so much love. She got expelled from her band because she howled the wrong tune, always, all the time, on purpose even.

Hiyoko Saionji is a...Afghan Hound

Why she isn't small- Shut up she literally has a growth spurt that's the whole point: making her bigger than Fuyuhiko!! They aren't very affectionate but they are very loyal!! they are also very stylish dogs (the hears match her ponytails, she can even tie up them later but you would have to see if it is fine for a dog like this since it could cause ear infections)

THE OVERLORD OF ICE GUNDHAM TANAKA IS....ANNN ALASKAN MAMUTE BECAUSE HE IS THE OVERLORD OF ICE I KNOW WE HAVE TWO HUSKY TYPES HERE BUT I DO NOT CARE!!! THEY ARE STRONGWILLED!! THEY ARE ALSO FRIENDLY!! (I EXPECT THAT FROM ONE DOG THAT TAKES CARE OF HAMSTERS)

they also sometimes have heterochromia but you have to breed them a certain way and since he is the ultimate breeder may as well he be breed a way he looks the closest to canon.

Nekomaru Nidai is an Boxer

They have been reported of being easily having heart issues, they are guard dogs and reported a slight aggression but its expected of guarding breeds, if trained to be at home they are very friendly like Nekomaru its supposed to be they are honest and loyal, they are very bright would to the family who adopted it and they can be actually very clingy at home, wary on the streets. The dogs have to be kept always on a line between vet and affection and introducing them to other dogs would be ideal, Nekomaru would be a very sociable Boxer so I believe his owners treated him well and were aware of these facts

Nagito Komaeda is a...Borzoi

And everyone saw this coming, these things should NOT be that tall I swear if a child can mount on it Why is it a dog and why I am so obsessed over it like any other dog, they normally don't go for the typical dog training since they get bored very easily of it, they are very active and like fields..They CAN be very stubborn but are sweethearts depending on your method of training and getting close to it, Nagito can be stubborn too like in chapter 4 and when he refuses to cooperate when the trial could be faster if he put the stuff on the table, but I love him anyway just like Borzois he is confusing they are confusing together.

Sonia nevermind is a... Corgi

Do you see why I was so worried about Fuyuhiko? She is shorter than him in this alternative universe, and I HAD to pic a corgi for her since the royal family of the United Kingdom as far as I have heard owns Tons of those and I simply had to. Unlike other dogs on this list Corgis arent shy at all!

Kazuichi Soda is a ...Jack Russell

I had to pick this one since they are very lovable but will be absolutely sad if it isn't reciprocated, in a dog festival I saw one old man that refused to play with a Jack Russell and the dog was just hiding from his owner because he got rejected by a stranger, its not a universal experience (and dog festivals have been extinct since quarantine in here) so Kazuichi soda is a Jack Russell probably shorter than Fuyuhiko too, Jack Russel markings also make me need less ways to figure out how he dyed his hair, its just his markings he can cover the black parts with a hat

Akane Owari is a...Dachshund

Pomodoro why you picked a small breed? Akane owari jumps high and is agile. I SAY WITH EXPERIENCE TO NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER THEY ARE SO ACTIVE ITS INSANE, my cousin owns one and since she doesn't take care of it I have to play with it and boy this dog takes a while to get tired and it FIGHTS you when you try to leave and there was once I said ''oh time for lunch I will leave'' and he jumped so high I am 1,70-1,75 ish and the dog just bit my nose I wasn't even crouching I was actually pretty much standing and my nose hurt for the whole day, the breed refuses commands for the most time and they DO bite furniture they are indeed very hungry

That's it I actually erased some thoughts because they went on and on I have this problem :(

[transformersbrainrot]

Oh look, it's that Orion/Optimus religious trauma post I was talking about the other day

DISCLAIMER: ALL THIS IS ABOUT THE CONTINUITY THAT EXISTS PURELY IN MY HEAD, BUT THERE AREN'T TOO MANY SWINGS BIG ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU LOST. HOPEFULLY, JUST GO WITH IT, AND YOU SHOULD BE FINE. ALSO, EVERYTHING WRITTEN HERE IS WRITTEN FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF OPTIMUS. IT'S NOT NECESSARILY AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF REALITY.

So this is sort of a semi-sequel post to the MegOp No Children post I made a few days ago because, once again, an angst song that was popular in fandom spaces a few years ago is only reaching me and making me crazy now. I'm late to the Saint Bernard party, but whatever, here we go:

Orion Pax: the first worthy Matrix bearer since the Golden Age and newly christened Optimus Prime. Orion was never one to believe in the myths surrounding the Matrix. Sentinel Prime was basically a father to him, and in all their time together, the power that came from having that artifact was political. It was certainly a powerful symbol, but communing with past wielders? Empowering those who held it in their chest? Alpha Trion had always reminded Orion that there was always truth at the heart of legends, but surely the more fantastical parts of those stories weren't what he meant. Those were just hyperbole creeping in as Cybertron's past leaders faded into history and became mythologized. And yet here he was, practically twice his old height, recovering from wounds that should be fatal, and with all these new voices in his head.

Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall To remind me that I am a fool Tell me where I came from, what I will always be: Just a spoiled little kid who went to Catholic school

When a worthy Cybertronian takes on the Matrix of Leadership, it creates a link to all the wisdom held within it: that of all previous Matrix Bearers and of The Thirteen. Usually, it's a blessing. It's supposed to be a blessing. Instant counsel with some of history's most outstanding leaders, warriors, and philosophers? Most people would kill for something like that, but for Optimus Prime, it was nothing but a constant reminder of what he isn't. He and his Autobots claim to fight for freedom and a better tomorrow but look who he was up against. An Iaconian elite, given all the opportunity and education anyone could ask for, against a miner-turned-gladiator who was never given anything? Wasn't this the same as it always was?

When I am dead, I won't join their ranks 'Cause they are both holy and free And I'm in Ohio, satanic and chained up And until the end, that's how it'll be

No matter how the Matrix judges him, Optimus can't bring himself to believe he is a pure and worthy spark. Those who now reside in the Matrix are written about in history books because their thoughts and actions made Cybertron better than it was without them. And what's Optimus brought upon Cybertron? An inescapable war that's tearing the people and the planet apart? There's no way history will remember Optimus Prime as anything but a warmonger.

I said "Make me love myself, so that I might love you" Don't make me a liar, 'cause I swear to God When I said it, I thought it was true

How is Optimus supposed to live up to the title that's been thrust upon him—that of a leader who loves and cares for his people when he doesn't even love and care for himself. Not after he was betrayed by his... By Megatron. And after he betrayed him back. It feels like an eternity ago, but somehow, when Sentinel had admitted that he hoped Orion would be the person to succeed him as Prime, and he accepted, Orion thought he would be ready when the time came. This is not what he thought it would feel like.

Saint Calvin told me not to worry about you But he's got his own things to deal with There's really just one thing that we have in common: Neither of us will be missed

When Orion and Megatronus first became close, Sentinel said that Orion was wasting his time. Sentinel never saw what Orion did in that gladiator, but look where that landed him. Now, he's dead at the hands of the very person he dismissed so long ago. The two new leaders of Cybertron are so very different. But, in the end, they're both spurring on this war, and they're both damned for it.

Saint Bernard sits at the top of the driveway You always said how you loved dogs I don't know if I count, but I'm trying my best When I'm howling and barking these songs

Even if Sentinel's spark doesn't reside within the Matrix, his memory sits at the front of Optimus's thoughts—almost as prominently as Megatronus. Sentinel's vision for Orion was of someone who upheld the same system he did. Optimus certainly isn't doing that. But, despite how dark the depths of Sentinel's worldview turned out to be, Optimus is not a new person. Deep down, he's still Orion Pax, and he can't bring himself to hate the Prime who did so much to create the man he is today. Maybe somewhere, the part of Sentinel Orion thought he knew was real. Maybe that part of him, however small, can understand the kind of world Optimus Prime is trying to create...

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

No! You can't do this to me! Handyman Jason!? Him lying on your kitchen floor to fix the sink? Him giving in to the elderly Miss Mags because damn if she wasn't like a feisty Alfred (oh, Alfred would love her!)? This big brute of a man is just a big Saint Bernard puppy, and that is my WEAKNESS!!!!!!!!

Would be a shame if.... he slipped fixing that pool earlier in the day... comes back at 7, sopping wet like a poor kitten. Someone's gotta clean him up. (My brain won't stop, ignore me XD)

It was a little before 7 when Jaso pulled back up in front of the town house, following the smell of grilling meat to the front door. And his stomach growled.

It had been a long day. A really long day. But as he shifted the bottle of wine into the other arm and opened the back gate to the little patio, he didn't really feel tired.

"Behave, Mags," you tell her.

And Jason stopped, pausing just inside the gate, not sure if he should go forward or back.

"He's a nice boy-"

"Maggie," you sigh, "Please. I just left Jack I don't think-"

"You should have left a long time ago. Honey-"

"Don't 'honey' me," you caution. "You know why I didn't leave. It was complicated. There was the business and the-"

"I'll 'Honey' you any time I want," she huffed. "I used to diaper your ass. Don't think that means I won't kick it-"

"You go on and try. I'll pack you a lunch."

Jason felt his cheeks color even as he tried to suppress a laugh. Apparently you inherited a firecracker streak from Maggie. And, you hadn't said he wasn't a nice boy- Mentally, he slapped the back of his hand. Not yet.

"All I'm saying is you're still young, honey. Live a little-"

"Mags, we have fun-"

"Oh yeah. Bingo with a bunch of old biddies. What fun is that when there's a hunk like that. And I have it on good authority he's single-"

"Mags."

"What? Get the girls out while they still sit at attention. No one's gonna wanna see 'em once they're down to your knees."

"Jesus-"

"I got a tattoo of a horse when I was 19 and now the stupid thing is a giraffe."

And Jason can't help it. He snorts, letting the gate slam behind him to announce his presence.

[that-lazy-animator]

I got motivation so I'm going to post my whole head Cannons/Au for slendytubbies!

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slendytubbies headcanon.

Nick-Name: Snow ball (Miles and Lenny) Bunny (Ron) W.t (Everyone)

☆━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━☆Name : Guardian or Walton.

age: 46-49

birthday: March 31

Sex : N (Non-binary)

sexuality : bisexual and ace

pronouns : All/Any

friends : Ron, Lenny, Anne, Miles (Some times) Dutch, Conner, Sally And Cole.

family: Rainbow (step sister) Luke (Brother?), Tinky-Winky (adopted son), Dipsy (adopted son) Laa-Laa (adopted daughter) And Po (adopted daughter)

Love/crush: Ron (husband)

enemies: Richard. Noo-noo. And Shadow.

Hight: 6’11

species: Teletubby

Likes: Coffee, Quit, reading, and sleeping.

Dislikes: loud noises, screaming.

Status: Alive/Not-infected/married.

Awareness: 100%

physical health: 78%

Mental Health:50%⚠️

infected: 0%

Pet: None

Fact:

Has a coffee addiction.

He is the only tubby with five fingers instead of four.

His tummy screen doesn't work.

He Needs glasses.Is socially awkward. (due to him not having any interactions) and having a bit of social anxiety.

suffers from survivor's guilt and PTSD.

Cat lover.

He has an Irish accent. And heterochromia.

Has a very bad sleep schedule and sometimes doesn't sleep for multiple days.

A bit of a perfectionist.

He's very protective of the main four and does everything in its power to try to rehabilitate them.

Info:

Guardian is a very smart and intelligent tubby. Even when he was at a loss he tried to smile and bring Joyce to others. He's quieter and likes to be by himself rather than talking to other people.

additional info:

Guardian doesn't actually remember why he has to take care of the main 4 (before the infecteds happens) ; it was just the last task the scientists gave him.

He's a main leader of the IRP (infected. Rehabilitation.Program) project.

Voice Clam/Song:

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Name : Miles or Sgt. Miles

Nick-Name: Sgt (Everyone ) Boss (Gary and lenny) Sgt.Mcnugget (Guardian)

age: 40-46

birthday: October 1st

Sex : M

sexuality : bisexual (In the closet)

pronouns : Him/He

friends : Conner and dutch (his best friends) Anne, and Guardian (sometimes)

family: Stacy (younger sister), Sebastian (half-brother), Drake (Older brother). Martha (mother). Mr.William (stepdad), and Dave (Dad). Jett (adopted kid) and Kyle (adopted kid)

Love/crush: Anne (Crush)

enemies: Richard (Ex-Best friend), Noo-noo. And Dave.

Hight: 10’11

species: Teletubby

Likes: alcohol, cigarettes, cats, reading.

Dislikes: Gary, infections, his dad.

Status: Alive/Not-infected/single.

awareness: 100%

physical health: 99%

Mental health: 78%

infected: 0%

Pet: buggy (a Saint Bernard) ( he's actually the military's dog but miles is the one who takes care of him)

Fact:

is a big softy but never shows it to people besides Anne.

He cares about the Guardian but never says it to his face.

I Love cats. And dogs.

Pretty good with kids. ( it's a 50/50 with him he can protect your kids and teach them good lessons but also probably teach your kids how to swear. So pick your poison)

He smokes quite often but doesn't drink as much. (he reasoning is because he “doesn't want to be like his father”) {and he does tries to quit smoking for Jett}

He is completely blind in his left eye.

He has pretty severe burn scars due to an accident.

A bit suicidal.

Anne can easily beat his ass which embarrasses him.

Mama's boy.

Very overprotective of his family especially his younger sister.

Miles is part Russian and can speak fluent Russian.

Info:

Miles can be a very nice and compassionate person but due to the mistreatment and abuse he suffered during his childhood and adulthood he feels like he can't show emotions without being deemed weak.

additional info:

Voice Clam/Song:

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Name : Anne

Nick-Name: Pinky (Miles) misses (Guardian)

age: 41

birthday: December 5th

Sex : F

sexuality : Pansexual

pronouns : She/Her

friends : Sin, dutch, miles, Guardian, conner, Lenny, Gary, Zach, and luck.

family: Adam (younger brother) Jett (adopted son), Kyle (adopted son)

Love/crush: none

enemies: Rich and noo-noo.

Hight: 7’6

species: Teletubby

Likes: tea, cookies, baking and taking care of the kids.

Dislikes: yelling, miles being an asshole

Status: Alive/single/Not infected.

awareness: 100%

physical health: 99%

Mental Health: 87%

infected: 0%

Pet: None.

Fact:

Has the next highest rank in the military.

Anne is one of the strongest soldiers, even stronger than Miles.

Anne usually tries to find the good and things, trying to keep everyone else's Spirits out.

Has a bunch of burn scars all over her body due to an accident.

A very kind of polite woman

very polite to the soldiers.

will kick someone's ass if she has to.

Cat lover.

Acts like a mother figure to a lot of the soldiers and children.

She can speak fluid German.

Info:

She is a sweet, compassionate woman who is very short but very sweet. She is caring to everyone she meets no matter what.

additional info:

She was a rebellious teenager when she was a kid.

Voice Clam/Song:

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[aristaspark]

What if Brooklynn and Kenji adopt a cat/dog (maybe both)? I need someone to do hc's abt what would happen---

No need to ask me twice.

- They're DEFINETLY dog people (especially Brooklynn) so when they decide to get a pet they immediately agree on a dog. (I wrote that as a headcanon then remembered that Kenji told his dad he's always wanted a dog in season 5 😂).

- Brooklynn hates small dogs, they irritate her, so that wasn't even an option.

- They hesitate btw a few breeds but eventually agree on a Saint-Bernard since they live near montains and love its big bear appearance.

- When they went to choose which puppy they wanted to adopt, one of them peed on Kenji when he picked it up, so Brooklynn insisted they chose this one, and strangely enough Kenji agreed (he took it as a sign the dog liked him).

- It's a female, of course they name her Esther.

- To mess with the camp fam they told them they were having a daughter, so for a whole week the others thought they were having a real baby. They hadn't predicted Sammy would send them a year's worth of baby clothes by the mail.

- At first they tried to get the puppy to sleep on the floor, but gave up after the first night because it wouldn't stop crying, so she slept at their feet. But after a few months she'd grown so much that she barely fit inside the trailer anymore, so they made her a huge kennel right next to them (it reminded them of when they built the camp on Nublar). They often joke about the fact that the kennel is fancier and more comfortable than their trailer.

- They put a camera (baby monitor) inside the kennel because they were so worried the first night she slept inside that they didn't sleep at all.

- Kenji wanted to take dog training classes, terrified of the idea that they might be doing anything wrong, but left before the end of the first lesson. He hated being told that his daughter wasn't perfect.

- Brooklynn, as the independant queen she is, predicted Kenji would be the one petting the dog all day but turns out she can't keep her hands off of it's furr for more than two minutes, and Kenji teases her about it all the time. He can't help but be endeared when she talks to Esther with her baby voice.

- Brooklynn has thousands of pictures of Esther on her phone and can't stop showing them off to everyone they know.

- They celebrate her adoption day every year with a cake with candles for them, and fancy dog biscuits for Esther.

- Kenji often takes Esther with him on his hikes, and of course when Brooklynn has the time she joins them.

- He sometimes also takes her with him when he teaches rock climbing. She has her own little spot and gets to be pet by his students.

- They're the annoying proud dogs parents who won't shut up about it.

- The funny thing is that they tried to make other dog-owner friends but found them annoying and overbearing as heck.

- During summer they often take her to the river near their trailer and play in the water with her.

- Everytime they had their weekly meetings with the camp fam she tried to get on the table to see the screen so they started putting the computer somewhere she could see, that way the others could also get to see her.

- She has a habit of stealing Brooklynn's phone when she's not looking and hiding it.

- Kenji's absolutely incapable of scolding her so Brooklynn always has to play the bad cop. Everytime she scolds her because she misbehaved, Esther goes to Kenji thinking she will get away with what she did which annoys Brooklynn to no ends.

- Brooklynn always teases Kenji, telling him that Esther reminds her of him (too much energy, loud, drooling when they sleep).

- They often argue over who they think Esther likes the most, but always end up agreeing on the fact that she'd pick food over the both of them any day. Or uncle Ben.

[yantisocial]

if you do subsystems could you make a 3-5 headmate large marvel cinematic universe subsys? if not, just one headmate!

This is gonna be so chaotic because I mayyyy or may not have mostly just included my favorite mcu characters UwU (and its mostly just basic info, due to the amount i'm writing. so...I lied. my self control is in shambles and i got really into this.)

{ I have included Paraphilias here since you didn’t request there to not be, but you can obv disregard anything in this that you don’t want 😊}

anyways, I hope you find these packs helpful!

BODY/GENERAL INFO

Birth Name: Myles Mangjeol

Age: 27

Collective Pronouns: he/they + ai/ais/aiself

Collective Name: Matchbox (Match), Cryo

(Cis)IDs: half-East Asian (South Korea), half-Caucasian (Germany), ocd, did, npd, avpd

TransIDs: genderflux, transMasc, transKind, permaWindblownHair, 

Discomforts/Triggers: food stands/trucks

Appearance:

ALTER 1:

(I went a little off the rails for this one, sorry lol. They came to me in a vision and HAD to be included here.)

Name(s): Match, Lighter, Pyro, Burne

Nickname(s): Pie, Bur

General Description: Pyro is a civilian who lives in NYC near Stark Tower, and has looked up to Tony Stark for years. They are a pyromaniac but are not nonconsensually violent (aka they don’t start fights, they finish them, lol). They’re trained in self defense and enjoy taekwondo, which he has earned their blue belt in. burn also knows how to street fight, but no longer does so unless necessary. however, when they were 16-18 they were quite a thug and did do some petty crimes, such as theft. A lot of times they miss that life. They tend to scrape by in life, are a survivalist at its core, and generally live paycheck to paycheck. Nonetheless they have a brilliant mind and love to tinker with and make all sorts of gadgets (mostly ones that include fire in some way lol).

Age: 25

Pronouns: he/it/burn/they/she ; prefers masculine or neutral terms

Interests: heroes, cooking, eating, burning things, street fighting, taekwondo, rapping

Discomforts/Triggers: hates being called anything like “kid” or kiddo, or being referred to as a girl/woman, even when using she/her pronouns ; Cynophobic (fear of dogs), Haphephobic (fear of being touched), Scoptophobic (fear of being stared at), Agoraphobic (fear of crowds and/or open/public spaces)

(Cis)IDs: Pyromaniac, Abrosexual, Asexual-spec, Partially Blind, Puerterican-American, Mutant (moderate strength enhancement)

TransIDs: transArsonist, permaBurned, permaScarredHands, permaScarredFace, transPyromancer, transReciprosexual, permaBloodyNose, transCriminal, transVillain, permaRedIrises

Role (if any): Host ; Has been around since the body was 12

Emoji and/or Proxy Tag: 🫥❤️‍🔥 or ~ℼ or 🥧🔥

Source Talk (if applicable): yes

Paras: Sadomasochism (hurting others & being hurt), Agonophilia (consensual noncon), Odaxelagnia (biting/being bitten), Pyrophilia (fire)

Appearance: 

Extra: relates HEAVILY to the songs “Redemption” by Poor Man’s Poison, “Saint Bernard” by Lincoln, “Coffee” by Jack Stauber, and “BURN IN HELL” by Red Leather. They really can't see w/o their glasses/contacts but often takes them off and leave them at home for sensory reasons

ALTER 2:

Name(s): Anthony Stark

Nickname(s): Tony

General Description: Tony does not consider himself to be Iron Man in any way, just a tech genius. He has no interest in heroism, but loves creating new technology. He does really like Iron Man though.

Age: 32

Pronouns: he/it/tech

Interests: tech, computers, AI, fidget toys (tech likes the keyboard ones best), inventing

Discomforts/Triggers: dislikes intimacy and is a self-proclaimed “playboy” due to this

(Cis)IDs: cishet man, aromantic-spec, white, partially deaf in one ear

TransIDs: transSocial, transBisexual, transRich

Role (if any): emotional protector

Emoji and/or Proxy Tag: 🤖🛠️ or --T.Stark

Source Talk (if applicable): yes

Paras: Hybristophilia (Criminals), Mazophilia (breasts)

Appearance: 

Extra: enjoys music by Red Leather, Hollywood Undead, Paramore and Saint Motel

ALTER 3:

Name(s): Winter Soldier, J.B.

Nickname(s): Jim, Wint, Soldier

General Description: J.B. is cold, closed off, and generally feels very few emotions, though not zero. He dislikes talking to others, including those in his system, but if its what needed to get the job done, he’ll do it. He split very recently due to the system being overworked and underslept. He doesn’t feel hunger, so the others have to remind him to eat. He has an insanely high pain tolerance.

Age: 26

Pronouns: he/him

Interests: drumming, fighting, indie and punk rock music (he REALLY likes the songs "Risk" by Mega Mango, “Sleepwalk” by Forrest Day, and “Feel Better” by Penelope Scott, but you’d have better luck pulling his teeth than getting him to admit he likes anything other than violence lmao), dark chocolate, deadly sweet coffee

Discomforts/Triggers: people in general ; he’s incredibly antisocial

(Cis)IDs: white, bisexual, ASPD, Autistic

Role (if any): Cassmate

Emoji and/or Proxy Tag: [JB] or --WS

Source Talk (if applicable): no.

Paras: Haematophilia (blood)

Appearance:

Extra: god he’s so emo. Head in hands my dude. Get this man a coffee (specifically the starbucks peppermint mocha or espresso con panna) and a band tee with the sleeves cut off STAT. he also really likes fall weather and watching the leaves fall from the trees to relax. He hates mint but loves peppermint. He laughs at pain (both his own and others’) because he doesn’t realize it…actually hurts…

ALTER 4:

Name(s): Loki Laufeyson

General Description: agent of chaos, bastard king. Loves to lie and is scary smart. He’s kinda chill though, ngl. WILL cover up a murder for you if you ask. Not that you would ask. probably.

Age: 1,082

Pronouns: any, enjoys when they’re switched up

Interests: stirring the pot (causing drama), cheesy drama shows like Love Island and The Bachelor/-ette

Discomforts/Triggers: ornithophobic (fear of birds), haphephobia (fear of/disgust from touch) and honestly, he just really doesn’t like the hulk

(Cis)IDs: bisexual, genderfuck, npd, bpd, aspd

TransIDs: nullspecies, nullrace, nullethnicity, nullgender

Role (if any): no one knows, he just exists to be a bastard i think

Emoji and/or Proxy Tag: 💎👑 or 😏💸 or -L.

Source Talk (if applicable): not unless you’re pretty close

Paras: there’s gotta be some sort of asguardian word for “mortal-liker,” right…?

Appearance:

Extra: POINTS AT HER. 🫵 WILL WOOD AND MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE ENJOYER...that's all thank you.

[0perfectimperfections0]

Which uglydolls characters do you think these songs describe:

-Love Like You (feat. Rebecca Sugar)

-Saint bernard (panicking at the wrong disco lincoln)

-little girls (Cameron diaz)

-Brutal (Oliva Rodrigo)

-jealousy jealousy (Oliva Rodrigo)

-good 4 u (Oliva Rodrigo)

-Wrecking ball (Mother Mother)

-Cults (Guided Lily)

Two birds (Regina Spektor)

-Are You Satisfied? (MARINA)

-Notion (The Rare Occasions)

-Alien Blues (Vandabar)

-Oh No! (MARINA)

-I Deserve to Bleed (Sushi Soucy)

-dumb dumb (mazie)

-digital silence (Peter mcpoland)

-everybody likes you (lemon demon)

-Romantic Homicide (d4vd)

-I love you so (the Walters)

-Step on me (the Cardigans)

-YKWIM (Yot club)

Finally getting to this post even though it's been months since I started working on it. I got halfway through these songs before life slapped me in the face, so let's finish it up!

Lord help me, there's someone playing the piano in the Solarium here at college, so there's two polar tunes going through my ears XD

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Love Like You: Nolan - Ha! You thought I was gonna say Lou, right? Well, I thought about it, but the line "And I'm nothing like you, look at you go, I just adore you..." and so on makes me think of Nolan when he was obviously trying his best to get Lou's attention. He was focusing in the class and trying to keep up with the training, heck, he made it to the Gauntlet. Despite Lou calling him ugly, he still tries to make Lou proud of him or change his mind. "If I could begin to do something that does right by you, I would do anything."

Saint Bernard: Sorry, but this song was confusing, and I honestly was thrown off too much by the slightly off-key singing that...bleh, no sorry XD

Little Girls: Kitty - Here me out, it gives off more Kitty vibes. I debated it feeling more like for Lou, but it's giving me "Ugh, no, you imbecile" vibes. The way she sings as well is the way I imagine Kitty singing. She's also kinda stuck with Lydia and Tuesday despite acting like she's absolutely fed up with their two brain cells.

Brutal: Kitty - Way too insecure and earnestly faking being okay to be anyone else. Also, "only have two real friends:" Tuesday and Lydia?

Jealousy Jealousy: Mandy - I think one of the main reasons that she hangs out with the Spy Girls is because she wants to be just like them. I don't think they just spotted her one day. Kitty doesn't strike me as that type of person. I think Mandy earnestly sought them out and has been trying to prove that she's as good as them.

good 4 u: Lou - This definitely screams Lou and how he dealt with Ox after their friendship ended. It also didn't help that Ox was living up the dream in Uglyville despite his nature, whilst Lou was still stuck in a perpetual nightmare.

Wrecking Ball: Wage - I feel like this is definitely Wage. She can be a little fireball (and she is during most of the movie). And most of her decisions are impulses of her anger or other unruly emotions. I feel like she just embraces her unvisceral emotions.

Cults: Lou - The middle verses kind of throw me off, but the main chorus of "Haven't I given enough?" is definitely Lou-coded for self-explanatory reasons.

Alien Blues: I've heard this song before and absolutely can't stand it for the same reasons as "Saint Bernard", sorry XD, but I don't think I can listen to it purposefully.

Oh no!: Moxy - Despite the whole "friends are great" outlook Moxy seems to have during the movie, she's very self-centered. She was fully prepared to go through the Gauntlet and portal without telling any of the other Uglies back in Uglyville. If it hadn't been for Lou's interference, the other Uglies would still be stuck. Moxy definitely has her own future set in stone.

dumb dumb: Wage - She definitely gives off the "I'm surrounded by idiots" energy. I know, you probably expected me to say Lou, but I honestly think that Wage would be the one to secretly believe everyone is on a lower IQ level than her. She did constantly try to tell Moxy that her plan was outrageous. She also gives UglyDog a hard time.

Everybody Likes You: I couldn't find this song

Step on Me: Nolan - I honestly think that Nolan wholly accepts (tolerates) any treatment from other dolls. He'll withstand the insults and bombastic side eyes if it means playing peacekeeper.

YKWIM: Ox - I feel like closer toward the end of his friendship with Lou, he felt as if he was getting in the way of Lou being a functional leader in the Institute.

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Yeah, I admitted some because it's been months since this ask came in and a little bit shorter since I had first worked through the songs. The few songs I deleted from my analysis is because I just didn't have the attention span to listen to them or they really confused me because of the lyrics.

But yeah!

[christelightlavo]

Jun 25, Tuesday : chuuaku headcanons & songs recommendations.

Chuuaku song recommendations :-

Daddy issues - the neighborhood.

Saint Bernard - Lincoln.

First love/late spring - mitski

Cigarette duet - princess Chelsea

Zitti E buoni - máneskin

I wanna be yours - artic monkeys

Infected - sidekick.

Rät - Penelope Scott

Little girls - from the Annie

Not allowed - TV Girl.

Alien blues - Vundabar

Lets fall in love for the night - finneas

Million dollar man -Lana Del Rey.

Last words of a shooting star - mitski

Lay all your love on me - ABBA.

Sex with a ghost - Teddy Hyde.

Are you satisfied? - marina

Lover's rock - TV girl.

Boyfriend - Dove cameron.

Let the world burn - Chris Grey.

Chuuaku headcanons :-

Akutagawa and chuuya both are the little spoon. But take turns being the big spoon and act like they want to be the big spoon.

Akutagawa's playlist is just full of songs recommended by chuuya.

Chuuya got into rock bands because of akutagawa.

Akutagawa carries around a second hat just in case chuuya's falls off or flies away.

Chuuya carries a inhaler with him all times. Even inside the bathroom.

Akutagawa got into art because of chuuya's encouragement.

Roleplayed Assistant and CEO for funnies, actually liked it a bit to much.

Can't hide their relationship to save their own lives but end up having an advantage because everyone thinks chuuya's screwing dazai. And akutagawa has a thing for atsushi.

The first person to know about their relationship was Gin and the second was surprisingly tachihara.

"I want to unsee" -Tachihara.

Mori once blasted "partners in crime" followed by "i kissed a girl- boylove version" loudly to make them know he knows.

[bravedionysus]

"I said make me love myself so that I might love you"

Bigby but he cries silently in his apartment when he can't prevent another fable death, Sick to his stomach knowing the serial killerisn't caught yet. If he happened to be alone he'd start wailing like a wild animal

More Sleepless night with an empty stomach and filled mind with nothing but self hatred . 'If he was a bit smarter Probably.. or even had enough to pay for basics.' said to himself as he shifts in his old worn out couch unable to fall asleep.. sighing and lifting his hand up to the ceiling staring at it with empty eyes how can anyone slip right through his grip?..it ain't right' eye drifting to scan the small messy apartment of his ..there is no way this is all he will ever get the irony of the big bad wolf living in the smallest apartment the irony of a wolf not being able bares his teeth at the throats of the murder

Did this life of mundies ruin his nature? Did he abandon his wildness for a half-eaten dish of peace? He needs someone to remind him of where did he came from and what he will ever be because looking at his state hes definitely losing fragments of his old self as he can't be this.

[blackbutlerfandomnerddomain]

So I'm making a Smiling Critters AU that's more based off the cartoon versions of them and not Poppy Playtime canon

It's called the "Smile Everyday AU" and the whole prompt is what if the Smiling Critters were close growing up but grew apart after their teen years, they all grew up as adults with perfect jobs, live their lives normally, have romances, but obviously senses something is wrong until they reunited. Will drama ensue? Will the past effect the present? Why are the dreams Catnap's been having change so much?

It takes place in a fictional 2015-2016 where the gang are around 26-27 at least (each are born in 1989 since according to lore that's when the Smiling Critters first debut) and I'll share Catnap and Dogday's profiles first and let the others join later/if someone ask enough

First off, the leader Dogday!

He's a pure-bred American Cocker Spaniel

He was the youngest in his litter and doesn't have much a great relationship of his family, especially his siblings who thinks he acts like he's better than them after he got famous, but he pretends everything's okay and can't stand up for himself when they ask for too much or talk bad about him in another room

He's basically Mr. Peanut Butter from BoJack Horseman

In high school he was part of the popular squad due to his personality, his energetic works on the field, and just cause everyone saw he has a bright future ahead of him. But the sad side-effect of this was he couldn't spend time with all the Smiling Critters or notice if something was wrong

Became an actor after collage and won the hearts of many

Despite his good features and being a walking green flag, he struggles with relationships wince he can't find someone who he connects with. They either like him cause he's famous or rich or that he's too sweet and fun and he struggles to show his other sides/interests which leads to break-ups

Lives in a luxury home by the beach

Has a decent work out schedule

Out of the rest, he does wear his old charm symbol everyday for the most part, but does cover it up so it won't get damaged

Has depression but never talks about it to anyone

Fashion Aesthetic;

Theme Songs;

Next is Catnap:

He's a Bombay Cat and Ocicat mixed breed

He practically lived alone by the time he was 11 since he mother was hardly around

Is selectively mute thanks to this being canon-

Only Dogday knew what he was saying when he's not speaking

Was deemed the "weird" kid in school and was harshly bullied by a lot of the students. Dogday and the other Smiling Critters didn't really notice which hurt him even more and began to isolate himself more

He dropped out of collage after his mental health got so much worst and pretty much was the first to drift away from his friend group cause he felt they didn't care for him...

Be became an author of a well known Murder Thriller book series called "The Red Gas" which got him a pretty big famous title from it

He constantly gets asked to join interviews but he refuses which only adds more to the "mysterious author" persona people view him as

As a fun hobby, he secretly has a night time podcast and nobody knows it's him since he really barely talks anyways, he mostly reads poems and stuff to his viewers to help them sleep

He smokes

He suffers with anxiety and depression and takes medications for it

He has his charm symbol but hides it away in his penthouse apartment, wanting to forget but can't bring himself to throw it away

Sometimes when he can't sleep, he hugs his necklace

He began to have some weird dreams during collage of some weird monster, not knowing some of his dreams are prophecies

Fashion Aesthetic:

Theme Songs:

This AU is still in the making with the story being made, debating if I should add magical elements but I'll leave the whole prophesies with Catnap even if I chose not to add the magical elements. But if I were they would basically have a super hero like plot of "you're the chosen one, here's your powers, have crisis" but I ONLY WANT IT SO I CAN HAVE DOGDAY BE RAPUNZEL AND CATNAP HAVING A ANGSTY MOMENT OF HIS POWERS BEING SCARY!

There's isn't much I can say about this AU for right now but I will update yall whenever I can or if things are asked! Also their designs will be fixed/altered once I draw them all out!

[crow-posting]

Publicly defining my OCs' relations bc I forgor. Enjoy my disaster Awoken (and robot).

The Awoken Brigade

RZ and Takara: Lilo and Stitch. Dolores and Camilo. siblings who will flip each other off when entering and turn off the lights when exiting, but can't eat alone because it "feels wrong." and RZ may be the Young Wolf but the only thing Takara is jealous of is his height.

RZ and Avraam: queerplatonic. a boy and his cat. Avraam is enamored with RZ and RZ loves Avraam so much that he helped revive him twice Allows This™. everything and nothing has changed between them since the Yang Liwei.

RZ and Riley: RZ doesn't have a set opinion on Riley, since Riley is a New Light, but RZ was the one who brought Arsträd's (Riley's) body back from the Dreadnaught so. 👀

Takara and Avraam: Takara had a crush on Avraam on the Yang Liwei and she's finally got him!! and Avraam is just happy to have a girlfriend after all these years. Corgi and Saint Bernard vibes.

Avraam and Riley: Avraam was a "friend of a friend" with Arsträd [before he died] and that dynamic hasn't changed much with Riley. Avraam does mentor Riley whenever he can, as Riley has found himself a bit of an outcast with other Awoken.

bonus

RZ and Crow: queerplatonic, maybe mutual pining, definitely complicated. Uldren aside, RZ had(?) crush on Crow and never figured out if it was romantic; and Crow admires RZ deeply but insists it's "like a bromance." the situation gets even more complicated when RZ's [definitely romantic] crush on Ada and Crow's relationships with Jolyon / Amanda (and @onyeenhok's OC Mitch) are factored in. they'll figure it out... maybe.

[fusrodamnit]

Boiling Blood Pt. 4 (finale)

Enjoy the final part, I couldn't help but finish it today so I could post it all lmao

This is finally NSFW, so MDNI, I will not be held responsible if you read beyond this warning and are a minor.

Vampires, werewolves, reader (you, y/n, y/n l/n) is a vampire, fem!reader, A/B/O, brown chicken brown cow happening!

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

You awoke to a panting muzzle in your face, the dim light in the basement indicated it was still light out...did a stray dog find themselves in your house and you smelled funny? Oh gods...please save you from whatever is about to happen...

You slowly try to sit up, feeling even weaker than normal, but you are softly pushed back down, as you finally focus on the eyes, the deep blue wolf eyes...

That wasn't a paw on your chest, it was...well, sorta...half hand, half paw. And the figure on top of you was huge...much bigger than any saint bernard you had ever heard of...

Your eyes widened when you realised what was growling possessively at you. A werewolf had found you! You were doomed...they wouldn't just let you turn to ash, they would rip you limb from limb for daring to exist, let you wallow in misery and pain until you were forced into the sun to finally turn to ash, but one of your femurs would be kept in the shadows of the earth, so your soul could never finally find release...

You began to sob, truly regretful that you never got to meet your alpha before you met your demise, being turned in the first place...you didn't deserve this fate!

The werewolf tilts its head, halting its growling and then leaning down to start licking your face, wiping away your tears.

"...Huh...wuh?" You stop sobbing, your tears halted, as you stare up at the big face in front of you, looking worried as you lay underneath them on the cool concrete floor of your basement.

"Are you okay, my mate?" Your eyes widen in pure shock as you then burst into peals of laughter, unable to stop for some time, their statement hilarious beyond reason.

"Did...did you get turned and then abandoned? Did no one tell you? Whaaaat?!" You can't help but laugh as the absurdity of their statement started to border on credible, because to acknowledge it would mean you were fated...no, doomed...to be tethered to a werewolf.

They licked your face as tears started to fall, the laughter turning into sobs as your heart's own ache confirmed it...they were here...not lurking in the house, not just out of sight waiting to pounce and save you from this monster...they were ontop of you, pinning you to the floor, as your chain tethered you to the floor...

"My wonderful mate...I am so blessed to finally find you! Please, stop crying...you smell so incredible, surely you smell my desire for you, too?" The deep rumble of their voice and their demeanor being masculine...

"...What are your pronouns?" Your gaze is serious, as if this is somehow more important than anything else in this moment...not, y'know...confirming some things about mythological origin, or how they found you, or got in...

They tilt their head the other way this time, it's adorable, like a confused puppy...you find your heart aching happily at the sight.

"Uhh...he/him...and my name is Tobias." He then smiles excitedly. "What's your name, my darling?"

You look incredibly confused as you are finally let to sit up, and you look at them..."Y/n...l/n..."

You feel yourself twitch with excitement when you notice his...hugeness in his pants. You look up suddenly as if you are too innocent to ever even glance at him, a slight flush creeping across your cheeks, despite you having not eaten properly recently.

He suddenly buries his muzzle in your chest, inhaling your scent as if it smelled better than the most intoxicating perfume made by ancient vampires whose sole purpose was to concoct a perfume for the emperor.

Your chest ached, throbbed, even...you were full of longing for this mongrel...but as you observed him, your opinion began to change. You would analyze that further later on, but right now...he started to look handsome, in a rugged way...like an oversized roguish barbarian.

You reached up weakly, and began to stroke his head. He let out a happy whimper, his tail wagging as he nuzzled into your hand.

"Mmmn...do that again! Please, my wonderful omega, I want more!" His honesty was surprising. You were so used to vampires, who were duplicitous in nature at best, never speaking a true word even under duress...he was refreshing. You smiled warmly down at him, his hulking figure laying beside you to let his head rest against your chest.

You continued like that for a little while, until he sighed, finally having his fill. For now.

He looked into your eyes, his pale blue ones an intense hue, as your e/c ones dilated. He leaned up and started to kiss you, further inhaling your scent as he held you, gently, as if he would break you in two if he twitched wrong. Which with his huge size, he might, too...in more ways than one.

You found yourself becoming...content. You began to return the kiss, and before long he had gently laid you back down on the floor, pinning you between his arms as his huge thigh found its way between yours.

"I promise, my love...I will take it slow later, you will be lavished with love and tender kisses...but right now...I need to mate you...before anyone else tries anything...you smell too damned good, too..." You are stunned into silence by his sincere tenderness, your usual wit falling into confused screeching in your head as you have no idea how to respond to such a confession.

When he begins to tug his pants down, his enormous and girthy length coming into view, you clench around nothing in need...your outfit was rather simple, given you would be sick the entire duration of your heat...underpants to keep from being unsightly if another vampire stumbled in, and a shirt to cover the rest, you guess.

Maybe you were also feeling shy in case your mate did show...normally you would spend your heat tied naked and just pacing in the darkness of a church basement or something. This time you had a potential person showing up...interrupting the horrible cycle with...something good, perhaps?

You realised what was going on, and you stopped him quickly.

"Wait! Wait wait wait...Tobias...was it? Listen...we can't...d-do that...just yet...there are rituals to perform, duties to be delegated..."

He looks down at you, pure confusion on his puppy-like features, and some part of your heart feels giddy with joy at how adorable he is...

"What do you mean? Rituals? You are my mate, I have found you, now we seal our bond and I fill you with pups...right?"

You stare in shock at that.

"Is that what werewolves do?!"

"No no, only alphas and omegas...otherwise there is a long courting procedure, arranging to meet eachothers packs if they're different, picking out a den together, and that sort of thing..."

"Isn't that what human marriages are?!"

"Hmmm, basically. But for you and me..." He looks down at your barely clothed body, licking his muzzle hungrily. You visibly shiver at the gesture, your thighs pressing together shyly.

"Hold on, please...please let me do the rite of subjugation, at least! If I don't I'll feel like I'm doing something wrong...please?" You pull out all the stops, large wibbly eyes, fluttering your lashes, a tiny little pout...but he ignores you completely, nuzzling into your neck as he licks your collarbone with his huge tongue. All your skills of charm had no effect on your mate...

You let out an involuntary moan, as he runs his clawed hand under your shirt, immediately going for your nipple.

"Like I said...we can do all that later...but right now if I don't breed you, I'll go insane and do this in the end, but even rougher..." You swallow thickly at the idea. But some part of you is tempted to test it, and see how rough he could possibly be, the big marshmallow...

Before you have a chance, he rips your shirt off, the fabric torn to shreds as he leans down to start lapping at your breast. His tongue is large enough to cover your entire breast, and you gasp.

"That was my favorite shirt!" You squeak indignantly at him, and he chuckles, or growls...you can't tell.

Before you can try to crawl away, he steps onto your chain, holding you in place as he grips your other breast with his clawed hand, rolling your nipple, wanting to get you fully ready for him, he already knew he'd destroy you, but he wanted you to at least enjoy it...

You whimper when he pulls away from your breasts, looking down at you, savoring the sight before him, as your eyes are hazy with desire and hunger, and your panties soaked through, serving to only serve as an annoying hindrance as he tugs on them to bury his muzzle against your heat, inhaling your scent as if you were the most delicious food to ever exist.

The idea of being his meal was both arousing and thrilling, he could easily destroy you, even if he was your alpha, he could decide being tethered to a lowly vampire was beneath him...and that would be a very short-lived pairing. But right now you were incredibly hot, and consequences be damned, you would take whatever the fates gave you if he would just mate you once...

He rips your panties off completely as he lifts your hips, diving his tongue into you, tasting you for the first time and letting out a growling moan as he savored your intense flavor. It had been so long since you had been touched by someone else, it was so intense, you practically came undone just from his few licks in your slick folds.

He let out a possessive growl as you coated his jaw with your juices, he lapped you clean, then began to play with you with his fingers...sliding one into your tingling entrance, eliciting a hiss from your mouth as his single digit is bigger than your biggest toy. You had no idea how he planned to mate you, as you hadn't spent the last century preparing for something as girthy as a werewolf's member...

But he was nothing if not patient, making sure to work you slowly, getting you to a new high after another, inserting another finger with every one, until his thumb was the only thing rubbing your clit, his thick fingers spreading you and making you tremble, your body shaking with the raw passion you felt as he kept you from resting for the last hour...

When he finally unzipped his pants, feeling like you were as ready as you were going to be, his cock was nearly tearing his boxers, and he had to pull them down before he let out a huge sigh, relieved that his girthy member was finally free, as it stood, proud and high, reaching his navel as he looked at you, as you stared at him, nearly drooling with hunger...

"You know you can taste me, y/n..." He smirked, loving the effect he had on you, all your usual composure and witty retorts knocked out of that pretty head of yours, and all that was left was primal lust and hunger...

You find yourself soon on all fours before him, his ass pressed against the cool concrete stairs of your basement as he sits upon the first two, his cock at attention as you inhale his scent...it smelled completely unlike other vampires, it was blunt on your nose, but in the most delicious of ways...musky cedar and a splash of seawater, completely different from vampire scents, usually a lingering scent of death, and something akin to silver and flowers...

But before you could process his scent fully, he pulled your head down on his cock, your mouth barely fitting around his girth as he let out a whimper of pure pleasure, your mouth feeling better than any toy he had tried before his first turning..."O-ohhhh y/n...that's...that's so good..."

The indignity of being forced like this somehow makes you feel so hot, his taste is even better than his smell, as you try to get as much of him in your mouth, practically dislocating your jaw to fit him, as he presses against the back of your throat, hissing as he tries not to unload in your throat right away...

"Y/n you keep that up, I'm not gonna last...and I gotta help you, baby..." You tremble as he sees your hips shifting, trying to find some friction and relief as you suck on him, he slips his fingers under you to start flicking your hard little clit. "That's right, baby...feel how good it is to be with your alpha...I'm going to help you..." He thrusts two fingers into you without warning, causing you to jolt, gagging on his cock as he went down your throat impossibly further.

"O-ohhhh! Y/n, d-don't stop..." You start to bob your head, and he reaches with his free hand to feel your throat wrapped around his cock, groaning at how far down he is, and his thrusting fingers begin to pick up their pace, bringing you to an intense and mind-numbing climax.

Once he feels you coming undone, he quickly slips his cock out of your throat, letting you gasp for air as he then pins you down, still on all fours, and he enters you, unable to stop himself anymore as he's so close to release, and he wants to make sure his first load is spent giving his sweet little omega some relief from your first heat with him.

When he slides in, he isn't slow and careful, he hopes you're lose enough, as he slams down to the hilt, fully seated inside you as you whimper in a mixture of pain and pleasure, the feeling of being so full makes you wonder if you're being torn apart from the inside, but the fullness also brings you so much pleasure, his balls pressing into your clit as he holds your hips against his.

"Y/n...I think I can...do some...thrusting...if you stay still..." His face is flushed as he feels your wicked hips roll, you can't help yourself as you want him to tear you apart already, the burning so delicious as you are already close again. He growls and grips your hips, thrusting into you at a brutal pace, punishing you for not listening to him, and making you cry out in the mixture of intense sensations. Before he can register his actions, he's sunk his fangs into your neck, leaving a claiming mark on your flesh as you are now his.

You feel something impossibly large pressing against your entrance with every thrust of his already impossible cock, and you wonder what it is, your mind in a daze as you're lost in the sea of pleasure...until his knot slips inside of you, causing you to scream as he starts to thrust with real fervor, squirting you full of his thick seed. You squirt onto the floor, both incredibly hot from how much pleasure you're feeling, and embarrassed at how easily he can get you to such climaxes...

A werewolf. A werewolf is the best lay you've ever had, and, unbeknownst to you, your vampiric pussy just took his virginity, as he rides his high, thrusting every so often to fill you with more and more of his cum. His panting causing his tongue to loll out as he sits back, pulling you onto his lap as he keeps you in his arms, filling you beyond just making your belly swell, the cum starting to leak out of your cunt as he gives you a passionate kiss, his long tongue invading your mouth.

Before you can register what's going on, you return the kiss with equal fervor, so unbelievably full and satisfied as you've finally found your alpha.

Maybe you two can make this work...he is incredibly hot...and clearly he loves your scent, as he nuzzles into your neck to give you a gentle lick, tasting your blood from his claiming mark.

This might be...magical.

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a/n: yeahhhh...so I know there's a lot of bad writing in this, but hey! I wrote it, so enjoy it if you're gonna! Yayaya and rebagel if you enjoyed it!