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Advice from Charlie Slimecicle from my alien au:
"There is nothing that will build your self confidence like a short space goat who is staring at yours and your best friend's tits while you work out so you can escape containment"
#schlatt#slimecicle#ted nivison#chuckle sandwich#dsmp shipping#mcyt shipping#mcyt au#dsmp au#alien au#now that im done with the boring part#sometimes slime and ted jokingly flex at each other#like gym bros do#(but they're not gym bros because they have been kidnapped by aliens)#and schlatt thought it was a mating ritual#which it kinda is but#and his first and only thought was 'well fuck im going to die painfully but im going to have a hell of a view while i do it'#(schlatt is also kidnapped btw. for different reason but he is not the one holding slime and ted)
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not to toot my own horn too loud or anything but i've showered 5/6 days so far this week and started running again and now i can kill god
#ramble#neurotypicals don't interact i'm tired of explaining why showering is the bane of my fucking existence#my thought process is like#go for run -> get all sweaty and gross -> NEED to shower -> ahah get clean motherfucker#i don't think i can get away with not doing it rn it's too damn hot#also they should invent a version of the feeling you get after a run that doesn't involve actually running. bc starting up again HURTS#but i. refuse to go back to the gym it's just too Much there#jogging is great bc there's the sun and grass and DOGS and gym bros don't bother you
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wyll is the kinda guy to have a very high-spirited, mentally healthy workout routine and well-meaningly encourage others to do it too. like he’d definitely tell gale hey i noticed you’ve been down as you contemplate life death and your mortality.. have you tried jogging?? we can get up just before sunrise, take a hike together,, it’d be fun 🥰 and gale’s like i’d literally rather die
#like wyll is the opposite of a toxic gym bro#he and karlach do crunches together and gossip. they arm wrestle and sometimes she lets him win.#he asks people to sit on his back while he does push ups and creates a little shopping list in his head#just a solid heartthrob i love him soooooooo much#anyways.txt#bg3 posting
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acotar definitely has the worst mmc’s in modern romantasy cause why can I not think of one single interest rhysand has outside of feyre like damn this series is really gonna make me give edward cullen his flowers cause at least he had a life outside of bella😭
#tamlin does not count btw he canonically has interest in the musical arts#and cassian does count because being a gym bro is boring and annoying and not the basis of a personality#anti sjm#sjm critical#acotar critical#anti rhysand#anti cassian#gold talks.tag#if no one could tell my brain decided it wanted to start working again and now I’ve got like….five new fics on the burner#when all I wanna do is work on the ones I had already started before my work life imploded😭
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just one bite...........
#thank u zoe lixx i owe you 500 dollars and im glad u enjoyed your sydney trip#look i support people doing whatever they want but deep down i hope seungmin never gets gym bro disease and stays soft forever bc im...#i like it. i like it like it even
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For the art request: could you draw Korra?
yes!! thanks for the suggestion :)
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#korra#korra fanart#legend of korra#myart#asks#i love korra....#every time i draw her i can't decide if i like the bob or season 1 haircut more....both are so good#gym bro korra...do you see my vision
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Got bored and taught the one straight guy I know about fatphobia in the queer community and he somehow got it more than most thin gays I’ve ever spoken to
#and like he’s a gym bro#c’mon we can do better people#I’m not saying straight men on the whole are less fatphobic (they aren’t) but sometimes there’s a cool guy out ther
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weird how people on this site talk about women with eating disorders as like people partaking in a cringy, problematic internet trend, and not people who are suffering one of the deadliest mental disorders due to a society that values thinness above all in women
#do not misunderstand me i’m not saying that ppl w eds r above scrutiny for their behaviors but um some of u r a bit insensitive n sexist#ppl on here seem to have much more empathy 4 like gym bros w disordered behavior than 4 anorexic women and it’s 🤨#mikaelaposts
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#8!! arm wrestling lets GOOOOO i want them to work out together on rare occasion. that quiet bro nod at the gym. do u feel me#quiet strong dudes hghghgh i think theyre neat. i roll them around in my hands like play-doh. im so curious who would win this im not sure#silver likely gets underestimated but look at his fuckgin PE card. his arms are Ripped im rly unsure#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#jack howl#suntails
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the only anti i am is anti vanilla protein powder. sorry guys but chocolate protein powder is just always superior in every situation.
#i mean that’s the true discourse#Like which side of the protein powder debate do you stand on#if you like vanilla better I’m so sorry to tell you this but you’re wrong in like every conceivable way#quality content#dp gym memes#gym bro au
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(florida man voice) yoink!
#charlie’s art#i just think. that. tristamp knives wouldn’t have stood a chance against trimax lr#do you get it. do you see my vision. it’s hilarious#gym bros when a real bear walks in:#big buff guy jumpscared by even bigger more buff guy#he’d last three seconds before getting tossed around like the jake gyllenhaal with a ferret gif#trigun stampede#trigun maximum#livio the double fang#razlo the tri punisher of death#millions knives#nai#razlo calls him one (1) petname disguised as a diminuative insult and hes gone#hes a blue splatter on the floor#i was so excited about writing my tags that i forgot to include#klr#knivio#razknives#i’m also starting to enjoy tripknives
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Skater girl Miu and a little oumota violence without context
#danganronpa#my art#art#avis's doodles#drv3#kokichi ouma#kokichi oma#kaito momota#oumota#miu iruma#ok so#the context is that this is trans Kaito. i do not headcanon kaito as trans most of the time. but like#he does not let people know hes trans. most people think hes cis. ouma is openly out. and he actively steals his hormones#he sees kaitos t gel and is like. lmao. gym bro insecure in his masculinity#and steals it#and then kaito tries to kill him lmao
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I feel like there's no way in hell Ninjago doesn't take place over the course of a few years right?
#its 3 in the morning#ninjago#cole ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago fanart#cole brookstone#cole ninjago fanart#ninjago headcanons#i guess headcannons#taking a few liberties with design i suppose#i think he had a depression arc in subtext just like all of us gym bros#he for sure lifts#i was gonna do lumberjack cole but i forgot#my girlfriend found that exact alarm clock at a goodwill for me#Astroturf-Art
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enough “buck is only dating tommy because he reminds him of eddie” takes where’s buck meets sal and realizes tommy has a Type
#i remember very little about sal truth be told but he’s basically a collective fandom oc so i feel like this is feasible#like he could be characterized as a gym bro adjacent yapper with puppy energy and a problem with authority who’d do anything for family#bucktommy#saltommy#evan buckley#tommy kinard#sal deluca#911 abc
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what if i told you hiram lodge was a redditor?
i think he's catfishing and suicide-baiting posters on niche kink subreddits at this very moment
#hiram literally uses a computer onscreen multiple times but it's still so weird to imagine hiram On The Computer looking at the internet#i think he's one of those fetlife people who gets off on roleplaying in the DMs about stuff they'd never do irl#he probably coordinates meetups and then blocks and ghosts them but keeps checking their profiles on incognito for a reaction#i don't feel like he's on modern apps. aesthetically. but i could see the fetlife to niche kink subreddit to suicide-bait DMs pipeline#someone said he probably posts neck-down selfies in intense alpha gym bro subreddits and i can see that too#i can't see him looking at memes or posting to aita. maybe in season 5 maybe. maybe. he gets goofy and silly with it in s5 after all#hiram lodge#riverdale#hiramaissance#yes. i'm starting a tag specifically for all these asks so you can block ALL of them if you want. or lovingly read through the archive idc!#love you
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I really, really love Dori in the Batman. No reason either. She's just an old lady who most definetly knows Bruce's knightly secret and...Doesn't tell anyone about it, in my mind.
But it got me thinking. She's the only staff we see besides Alfred. Headcanon that, as Bruce got older, employees started to slowly leave. People Bruce knew since he started walking and speaking.
Not because they hated him, oh no. Because he started looking more and more like his parents.
#like wahhhh#they have reunions once a year thought and yes they do drag bruce out of his room#his security team is a bunch of himbo gym bros that call him 'bruce bro' SJDKD#'hey dude guess what! my girlfriend has autism too. what should i get her for her birthday?'#and bruce is like ?!?!?!?!#they remind him to take his anxiety meds and bruce 'bullied kid core' wayne hides from them all the time but they just think hes shy shshs#jock adopting lesbian core#bruce wayne#dc#text#batman#battinson#text post
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