#like gym bros do
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rat-rosemary · 2 years ago
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Advice from Charlie Slimecicle from my alien au:
"There is nothing that will build your self confidence like a short space goat who is staring at yours and your best friend's tits while you work out so you can escape containment"
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lazylittledragon · 4 months ago
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not to toot my own horn too loud or anything but i've showered 5/6 days so far this week and started running again and now i can kill god
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pinkfey · 1 year ago
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wyll is the kinda guy to have a very high-spirited, mentally healthy workout routine and well-meaningly encourage others to do it too. like he’d definitely tell gale hey i noticed you’ve been down as you contemplate life death and your mortality.. have you tried jogging?? we can get up just before sunrise, take a hike together,, it’d be fun 🥰 and gale’s like i’d literally rather die
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faunandfloraas · 16 days ago
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just one bite...........
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petricorah · 1 month ago
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For the art request: could you draw Korra?
yes!! thanks for the suggestion :)
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[id in alt]
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queenqunari · 3 months ago
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Got bored and taught the one straight guy I know about fatphobia in the queer community and he somehow got it more than most thin gays I’ve ever spoken to
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lesbiancorvoattano · 1 year ago
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weird how people on this site talk about women with eating disorders as like people partaking in a cringy, problematic internet trend, and not people who are suffering one of the deadliest mental disorders due to a society that values thinness above all in women
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suntails · 1 year ago
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⚔️🐺
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lexosaurus · 2 months ago
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the only anti i am is anti vanilla protein powder. sorry guys but chocolate protein powder is just always superior in every situation.
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crimson-nail · 6 months ago
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(florida man voice) yoink!
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templegate · 2 months ago
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Skater girl Miu and a little oumota violence without context
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astroturf-enthusiast · 1 year ago
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I feel like there's no way in hell Ninjago doesn't take place over the course of a few years right?
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eddiespornstache · 14 days ago
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enough “buck is only dating tommy because he reminds him of eddie” takes where’s buck meets sal and realizes tommy has a Type
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wallbeatjournal · 5 months ago
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what if i told you hiram lodge was a redditor?
i think he's catfishing and suicide-baiting posters on niche kink subreddits at this very moment
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bruciemilf · 2 years ago
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I really, really love Dori in the Batman. No reason either. She's just an old lady who most definetly knows Bruce's knightly secret and...Doesn't tell anyone about it, in my mind.
But it got me thinking. She's the only staff we see besides Alfred. Headcanon that, as Bruce got older, employees started to slowly leave. People Bruce knew since he started walking and speaking.
Not because they hated him, oh no. Because he started looking more and more like his parents.
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peachy-doodles · 4 months ago
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I FORGOT. i drew this when i was still ill last week. uhm. old man yaoi continuation.. .
u r rly gonna deny him lifting up ur shirt after he came all the way from Galar just to see you??? cmawn dude that is so rude smh.
dialogue:
Larry: Don't you dare life up my shirt I have a meeting. Kabu: What if I've missed you, hm? Larry: ...Kabu... Kabu: Yes, Larry? Larry: Could you maybe miss me when when I don't have a meeting in five minutes? Kabu: ...
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