#he probably coordinates meetups and then blocks and ghosts them but keeps checking their profiles on incognito for a reaction
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what if i told you hiram lodge was a redditor?
i think he's catfishing and suicide-baiting posters on niche kink subreddits at this very moment
#hiram literally uses a computer onscreen multiple times but it's still so weird to imagine hiram On The Computer looking at the internet#i think he's one of those fetlife people who gets off on roleplaying in the DMs about stuff they'd never do irl#he probably coordinates meetups and then blocks and ghosts them but keeps checking their profiles on incognito for a reaction#i don't feel like he's on modern apps. aesthetically. but i could see the fetlife to niche kink subreddit to suicide-bait DMs pipeline#someone said he probably posts neck-down selfies in intense alpha gym bro subreddits and i can see that too#i can't see him looking at memes or posting to aita. maybe in season 5 maybe. maybe. he gets goofy and silly with it in s5 after all#hiram lodge#riverdale#hiramaissance#yes. i'm starting a tag specifically for all these asks so you can block ALL of them if you want. or lovingly read through the archive idc!#love you
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