#like fuck me up fam i'm Blessed

[megamindsecretlair]

First of all Happy New Years and how’re you doin?? I really hope you’re doin well and thriving and your loved ones are doin the same❤️

Second of all I had a thought while high that I needa get out:

Imma mess for domestic Taine. Just takin care of his woman an shit. He likes takin care of her mental load and just truly makin her feel relaxed an shit. Which brings me to his hands….he’s so beefy wit protective ass arms and he’s just ugh🤌 like imagine you had a trash ass day (school, work, family, etc) an he just caresses and massages you, tryna soften you up so youn gotta gts upset or stressed. Lights candles, brings out ya favorite oils/lotions, he even rolls a blunt for you both. He’s givin you deep tissue booty/thigh rubs and ik for a fact his strength channeled through his fingers would make me all mushy an shit….

Along that thought, he can’t help (an youn stop him) but spread ya cheeks a bit, just ta peek at ya folds, only ta see em all gushy an shit. That was a mistake because now he reeeally can’t help himself. You’re all pliable under him and he dips his fingers into ya folds “just ta taste” he tells himself. But he’s dippin into you again…and again…and again till he just says fuck it and devours you from the back. I’m talkin the messy, droolin, beard shiny a shit typa pussy eatin. You just cease to exist cuz he feels too too good. Taine is just maneuvering/manhandling your body any which way and you’re loving it, you’re loving your man. And What were you upset bout again? It’s out the window now.

Phew, glad I got that outta my system🤭

Happy New Year! Many blessings to you and ya fam! I'm getting over Covid. That is the literal devil and I'm glad to be on the other side!

And secondly...why you aint on here writing with the rest of us? Tuh. This was hot and complete all by its lonesome, you don't need me for this one, lordt!

Re-reading and re-reading all night because I, too, want that gorgeous man's big mitts on me.

If You Please

Word Count: 691

A/N: Finally a little drabble! I still write a lot but ya'll caught me on a feral night. There's no big warnings besides oral (fem receiving) and Fontaine being a horny mess. This ask was everything. Not sure if you wanted me to add to it, but couldn't help myself! Excuse me while I go re-read and re-read and re-read.

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And Fontaine is the type to take his time because HE wants to take his time. Because HE can't keep his hands off of you. If you had a bad day? That's okay, he'll work that shit out. Had a good day? He wants to pick you up and taste the happiness from your lips.

But a particularly bad day? Oh, he already had the bath running and candles lit while you talked to him on the way home. How you wanted him to show up with a helicopter and transport you home because you were dog tired. Tiredt!

And after your bath, he does all the work. He dries you off and lays kisses all over your face and body while he towels you down. Leads you to the bed where he lays out a fresh warm towel from the dryer. Makes you lay on your back first so he can rub lotion and smell good into your deep brown skin.

Take his time to work the body cream onto your arms, shoulders, stomach. Smooth it around your breasts because he just can't resist touching you. He rubs the top of your legs, really working his thick fingers into your thighs and finding all these tension knots you didn't know were there.

Then he asks you to flip over and you are putty in his hands. Free to mold you in his arms. To play with your hips and valleys and treasure the canvas God gave him. He rubs your back and your legs. But your ass.

Fontaine is an ass man. Nothin' sweeter than seeing those two big ol' cheeks begging to be claimed by those hands of his. It's so much he can't hold it all. But he loves trying. He loves trying to cup each cheek to see how much he can hold before your ass spills over. He loves to massage your ass.

He loves to watch the grooves and dimples he makes in your ass. The little glimpses of your pussy when he spreads your cheeks are a torture all their own. Got him bricked up and mouth droolin' just from that alone. His tongue glides over his golden grills as he can remember the last time he ate you out, just last night. How pliable and verbal you were.

One little taste won't hurt right? It's your body, he wants you to feel good all over. What better stress relief, right? He wipes his hands on the towel. He can't resist digging his fingers in and suppressing a groan at finding you wet as hell. He knew his hands on you turned you on, but not like this!

Now he really can't resist bringing your sweet essence to his lips and licking his fingers. He can't stop at one taste. Once he tasted you, he had to keep diving in for more. And more until you were sighing and moaning just the way he liked.

"Too tired," you mumbled.

"Too tired to lay there, mama?" He asked.

You couldn't argue with that logic. He didn't need anything back. He just wanted to make you feel good. Making you feel good, made him feel good. And he already got his reward. He was lifting your hips, spreading you wide, and placing his mouth against your pussy and suckling like a starving man to nectar.

He couldn't help groaning and rocking his own hips into the bed, wishing he could flip you over and fuck you. But he wasn't going to be that greedy. He could give. He could give and give until you were a shaking, trembling mess beneath his tongue. Hands splayed on your ass, spreading you open and wide for him.

His nasty little slurps filled the air. His desperate pulls for air blowing against your dripping pussy. Your weak arms grasping the pillow and pulling it close while you came in his mouth. Gushing and dripping all that succulent arousal.

Well, you weren't that tired anymore. As much as you left your job bone tired and weary, unsure how you could possibly go another day, you always found solace in 'Taine's arms.

The Secret Tyrone Files - there's always more!

[tarantulasnot]

Please bless us with Luis smut fam

BET!!! I literally love you so much you've revived me. (He's going to be a cocky sub because I said so)

Content warning: oral (m and f receiving), hair pulling, unrealistically sensitive Luis, he's a sub but he's not a total bitch, but he kinda is, dom reader, deepthroat/fellatio, Leon is mentioned

He's so fucking cocky. Luis Serra never failed to drive you up the wall the entire time you and Leon are looking for the president's daughter. If you're killing religiously motivated villagers, his disgustingly smooth voice will resonate behind you. "You sure you don't need my help, Princesa?" Sure enough, you loathed the way the Spanish rolls off his tongue in such a beautiful way. He was a masterpiece of a man if it weren't for that personality of his.

Although, you can proudly say he looked rather nice handcuffed, following you around. Powerless. "Soo, Princesa." That fucking nickname again. "Sancho isn't around now, y'know." It's true. He'd gone into the church to find Ashley while you and the prisoner stayed outside of the doors, on guard. "So how about we have a little fun now that he's gone, hm?" You shake your head, placing a hand on the upper bridge of your nose. "Forget about it, Serra. I don't have time for your shit." His clever grin only grew wider. "Can't help flirting with a pretty woman in uniform." He shrugged, and the Spaniard had the audacity to lift his hands up. "I could do a uh... demonstration- if you untie me, unless you're scared of a man like me-"

Before he could finish, you grabbed him by his face, pushing him against the doors. "Listen, Serra." You spat his name. Instantly, there was a change. A bigger one than even he expected within himself. He gasped and his abdomen twitched with a salacious heat pooling in it. "I'm not scared of you, or anything you even THINK you can do." You exaggerate the word with a little shove, and God if it didn't make him tremble. Of course, he tries to keep his cocky persona, so he resorts to shoving you away with his tied hands.

"Ahh, did I touch a nerve, princes-" Your face turns into a scowl, and you feel the urge to put him in his place. He won't shut up, so you make him. Impulsively, you press your lips to his, and he immediately kisses back, his shoulders slamming back against the wood with the force of your hands keeping him pinned. A groan reverberates from his throat at the force of it. You almost overwhelm him, your tongue pushing past his lips and your hands gripping his shoulders. His hands clench into fists and his hips jerk forwards in excitement. He tries to say something, trying to pull his head away to tease but you don't let him. You chase his mouth with yours, and a knee slips between his legs.

The whimper that escapes him is heavenly, and his eyes squeezed tighter shut. The man is struggling to keep up with your pace. Your knee is relentless, and he finds himself pushing his pelvis against it, gasping a shuddering breath at the sensation. Fuck he's feining for you. He doesn't want to pull away, not really. But he's quickly growing desperate, embarrassingly turned on. He tries to stop the twitching of his hips- but it's just so good.

Finally, you pull away and he visibly slumps for a second. His lips are swollen with the pressure of the kiss, and he looks up at you with upward brows. Once again that smirk is there, ever present. "Couldn't help yourself to my charm?" He wipes his face, and he acts like he's not throbbing with need. You also feel yourself affected by what you've done, and he can tell. Your eyes have a certain light to them, and your breathing a little ragged. You don't even reply.

For a second you look at each other, and then the tension snaps again. You grab his face and he lets you; his hands falling open again before closing and the sweet taste of your lips pervades him. His mouth falls open to let you in, and his eyebrows furrow as he returns the kiss just as desperately. Fumbling with the keys, you undo one of the cuffs, and his hands are on you instantly. He's grasping at your waist, and he's holding on to the concave with a tight grasp.

"Fuck- Princesa..." You curl your hands in his hair, pulling it backwards and his mouth forms an o before his bottom lip gets pulled between his teeth. "Shut up you stupid man." With his neck exposed, your lips latch onto it like a starved woman. Nipping at the side of his Adam's apple before licking the small patch, lips sucking on the skin. He groans, a shiver running through his spine. He wants to say something else, just to spite you. Just to make you do more. However, he doesn't want to risk you leaving him like this. Wanton and pathetic.

He hums in appreciation however as you undo the lapels of his jacket, his hands fidgeting with your utility belt. In response, you grab him by the wrist that's still cuffed. "Ah ah ahh, don't even think about it."

You further part the leather with the slide of your palm, drifting down and under his shirt. "I don't know when your curious hands..." The sentence drones off with a graze over his abdomen, drifting to his belt. "Might want to go somewhere dangerous."

Luis folds mentally, his head rolling to the side and he huffs at the contact, even if it's through fabric. His arousal is pulsing through his body, his heady light and muddled. "You're not one to talk, with- ugh..." His head bows, and his hips jut into your hand. His breathing comes in short puffs, and he rests his forehead on your shoulder. The hot, cigarette tainted breath puffing against your skin. "Mierda, please-" He gasps, grip travelling lower to your hips. Luis relishes in the soft fat of the flesh, and he pulls you closer. "I know you feel it. I can make you feel so good princes-" rambling. All he's doing is rambling as he humps your hand like a depraved dog. His accent thick and hot next to your ear, his lips brushing it with every gasp and groan.

He narrows his eyes as you pull away, and he finds himself devoid of friction once again. However, he's pleasantly surprised when you fall to your knees in front of him. That disgustingly sexy accent rings as he opens his mouth again. "Oh?" His hands card through your hair, and you roll your eyes as you undo his jeans. "If you wanted to service me I could have-" but he's interrupted when you spit on your hand and wrap it around his swollen cock. He bites his lip with a shudder. "W-wait..." He bends over you, his hands grasping your shoulders to ground him. "Give me a second- ff-fffuck!"

Luis cries out as you wrap your lips around his tip, still stroking his shaft at an expert place. Not too fast, not too slow- and the way your tongue is dancing around the brown, aching bulb has him whining in a pitch you didn't expect from a masculine man like him.

In his own mind, he was hoping he'd be able to help himself this time- All the previous times he's slept with women they've all complained about how fast he finished. This time seemed to be no exception.

You knew exactly what to do, how to massage your tongue over the slit in his throbbing head every time a spurt of pre rushed out. The liquid coating your tongue as you slowly took him further into your mouth. Slick popping and squelching escaped the confines of your mouth as you gulp him down eagerly. The noises only spur him on further- much to his own demise. "Aye, dios mio- fuck! I can't- slow down Princesaa... Ah!" You slipped him further down your throat until you felt the heavy, searing heat of him slip over your tongue, over and over again. The flesh massaged by the slick of your muscle. He was falling apart above you, his thighs trembling as you pinned them to the wall. Saliva dribbles down from your lips to your chin as you sputter around him, taking him further with every bob of your head.

"Oh my God- too good. Too m-much!" His eyes roll back in their sockets as you relax your throat and bury your nose in the fuzz of his happy trail. Luis can feel the tightness of your cavern even still, and he can't help but buck weakly forwards. His cock fills your mouth completely, your slick muscle drawing back and forth on the underside of him. "God! Fuck! You're amazing- oh! F-fuck... I'm close pequeña, please! Please don't as- hmmngh!" He can't help it. His abdomen flares with heat as he cums in your throat, his eyes closing and tears pricking his eyes at the heat of it all. His balls twitch and so does his cock as he spills everything he has. "Fuck- I'm so sorry-" You pull away, a string of saliva connecting the two of you.

"Aww, is poor, strong, Luis sensitive?" You mock him, and his face blooms brighter. He covers his face with his hand, clammy and hot as he comes down from his rapidly approached high. "Don't say that- I can't help it." He shrugs, but his pupils are still dilated and his hands are shaking.

"Well I sure as shit didn't do that for free so..." You undo your belt, letting it fall to the ground around you. Luis gets the hint instantly, and he drops to his knees in front of you. He presses his forehead against your lower stomach, his hands shaking as they trail over your hips and thighs. He's practically worshipping you.

"I wouldn't expect anything less mi corona." He whispers, his strong hands pick you up by your thighs, creating dimples in the supple limbs. Fuck if his hands weren't the best things you've ever seen in your god damn life. He was clearly older, and they had a bit of hair on them, but they were thick. He looks down at the glistening folds in front of him, and he gulps. He can feel the rush of familiar fire in his lower stomach, and he twitches to life again.

"I hear Spaniards are very good with their tongues." You suggest, entwining your fingers in his chestnut locks. He looks up at you, his downturned eyes are just so pretty like this, and you feel his breath against your entrance. "I can give you a demonstration."

He doesn't wait for you to reply, he parts you with his tongue before his lips attach themselves to your clit, and he gently sucks on it before his heated tongue grazes the bud, flicking it and rolling it with his tongue before lapping underneath it, his nose, fuck... He's doing all kinds of shit.

I wouldn't be the king of unfinished fics if I continued. I LOVE THE REQUESTS THANK YOU I WILL GET TO THE REST PRETTY SOON I THINK <333

[squishlordkiwi]

Did a 15+ hour road trip with my fam twice a little ago and I drove a good chunk of it. Used AA/DGS music to keep me awake bc music psych is a blessing sometimes. Anyway, just a roundabout way to say, I have discovered some fun things in the music that made me 👀👀👀 Idk if anyone else has noticed any of it (and I will say I have minimal music theory knowledge but I'm an English major with the tendency to read into symbolism way too much), but feel to keep reading if you're interested! Spoilers for DGS2 are in here, fair warning!

I'll try and include links to the songs when I can! It'll probably be a mix of Spotify and YouTube hyperlinks so bear with me. Fair warning, this is super long because I decided to cram everything in one post oops lmao

The Funky Time Signature

The first thing I really ever noticed was that Sholmes' "Dance of Deduction"s were weird in terms of keeping beat. It's not in common time aka 4/4 aka 8-count; I think it's in 7/8 time (so you count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 etc. etc.) which is a struggle to maintain counting since people are so used to 3, 4, and 8-counts.

Dance of Deduction - Type A

I found sheet music for easier counting! It says it's in 7/4: https://youtu.be/51vTmoQzwI8

Originally, I thought it was just because he's Weird and Silly™, but I ended up listening to "Partners - The game is afoot" which plays when Sholmes and Yuujin are on the S.S. Grouse trying to deduce where Jigoku is.

Partners - The game is afoot!

This one is surprisingly in 4/4 aka common time (you count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 etc. etc. [though I have seen sheets put it in 12/8, which is close-ish, but it still has an even counting pattern WHICH IS WHAT MATTERS]). So in actuality, Shomles' Dance of Deductions aren't in a weird time signature because he's our favorite eccentric boy (okay, it might be part that too); it's because he's missing his partner after he left and investigating never felt quite right without him. Once he and Yuujin get to investigate together again, he's whole and happy. And it's just so fucking gay I can't.

Harpsichord

The big thing I noticed while I was driving (because there was nothing else interesting on the road) was the use of harpsichords in certain Londoner themes, specifically Stronghart, van Zieks, Iris, and Kazuma's prosecutor theme, as well as some of the final songs during 2-4&5.

If you don't know, this is what a harpsichord sounds like! Yes, I know I'm a nerd for being able to pick it out and name it while driving lmao

You can hear it a lot in Stronghart's theme, specifically around 0:38-0:49 (it's pretty in the background so you kinda have to strain your ears but it's there), but it's also pretty present throughout his theme.

Lord Chief Justice Stronghart - Time-Keeper of the Law

There's also a lot of it in van Zieks' theme as well; it's right off the bat and it's one of the prominent instruments throughout the piece.

Barok van Zieks - The Reaper of the Bailey

You have to really be listening for it, but it pops up occasionally in Iris' theme as well! You kinda have to strain your ears during 0:16-0:30 to hear it, but it's definitely there. It's more hidden compared to van Zieks'.

Iris Wilson - Young Biographer

I know Kazuma is Japanese, however, since he became a prosecutor in Britain, it still counts and it makes more sense once I tell you why it's all related (if you haven't guessed yet). ANYWAY, his theme also has a lot of harpsichord in it, even in the parts that were from his original theme.

A Prosecutor, Reborn

This could all just be a stylistic choice too, but do you see it yet? All the people who correspond with these themes are directly related to the Professor killings. van Zieks and Kazuma have the most prominent because we know by 2-4 the obvious connections they both hold. Iris and Stronghart's are more in the background since both of their involvements are big reveal-type deals by the end of the game.

Bonus points: the actual theme that plays when anything related to the Professor is mentioned also has some background harpsichord to connect it all.

The Professor - A Spectre Revived

I will note that I didn't notice anything in Gregson's theme, even though he played a big part in the false conviction. Courtney Sythe's theme also has some harpsichord, but I can't remember how she's related to it other than the fact that she helped with the autopsy (which probably means I should replay the games again lol).

Other game music that proves the connection:

Enoch Drebber - Rondo of Science and Magic

The Great Gateway to the Truth

The Prison Warders

The Great Closed Trial - Court is Now in Session

Reminiscences - The Fruits of Ambition

Others I probably completely missed

A Prosecutor, Reborn

Speaking of Kazuma's prosecutor theme, one of the really cool things about its composition is the warring back and forth between itself. It starts with the completely new theme, blending his usual string accompaniment with drums/cymbals, singular bell tolls, and harpsichord. When it gets to around 0:47, you hear the bells and then it switches back to his original theme from Adventures, though it's a lot grander now and lacking a lot of the traditional Japanese elements it once had.

A Prosecutor, Reborn

Kazuma Asougi - Samurai on a Mission

And it bounces back and forth like that until the end of the song, the bells signifying the shifting. It goes to show this internal struggle Kazuma is having between finding the truth even if it's something he won't like (his original theme) and following his emotions to falsely convict van Zieks as revenge (the beginning chunk of his prosecutor theme).

I also think it's interesting how dominating the harpsichord is, again especially over the chunks of his original theme from Adventures. In connection to it being related to the Professor, aside from the obvious connection to his father, it also shows how much influence and manipulation Stronghart had over him, with him being the BBEG.

Siblings

One of my favorite things I noticed was Susato and Kazuma's connections through themes, though not the one you're thinking. Kazuma's official theme I'm sure has a few connections to Susato's (but I haven't listened closely enough to hear them), however I really noticed how intertwined the two were when I listened to Kazuma's unused theme they provided in Chronicles.

Susato Mikotoba - A New Bloom in the New World

Kazuma Asougi (Unused)

Many of the same instruments are used, as well as note and chord progressions. They have the same peaceful/serene vibes too, which is understandable in why Kazuma's was scrapped (even if I do like it a lot). But if this ended up being Kazuma's actual theme, I would've noticed the familial relationship they share instead of my initial thoughts of it purely just being professional.

That's all I've really noticed for now, but I'm sure I'll come across more things as I listen to the soundtrack to study. I will, however, shut up now and let you get back with you day/night/whatever time of day it is for you because this is getting l o n g. If you did read this far, thank you for indulging me and listening to me be a complete nerd ^w^ And definitely feel free to share your thoughts too; I love talking about this stuff if you couldn't tell!

[n3onstarss]

In the night

2012 Donnie x Chubby! reader

romantic or platonic?: romantic

relationship(s): 2012 Donnie x reader

reader type: chubby, pear shaped, GN human reader

"rn the only thing i can think of is (insert turtle, and as you know preferably donnie) introducing chubby!gn s/o to the rest of his fam. and to make it interesting someone makes a comment on body type, maybe comparing it to (past crush/ s/o. {Like april}) and you take it from there. me and angst>> ur writing >> you>> psh i got off topic im sorry im js happy.

I FORGOT TO SAY. 2012 if you don't mindd, but still whatever you feel like writing"

TYSM TO @puunk FOR REQUESTING <3

sorry it's kinda short!!

Nerves had plagued you all day, and continued to plague you as you prepared to meet your boyfriend's family. This wouldn't be the most.. normal meeting ever, considering your boyfriend was a mutated turtle. You opted on reflection on the day the two of you met rather than the nerves making you nauseous.

He'd been on a 'solo patrol' when you met him. (he was totally lying, he snuck out, you knew this) He'd been a little too loud on the roof of your apartment building, which sucked cause he was stomping around and yelling right above your apartment. eventually you made you way up the fire escape to tell at whoever it was, and instead found him pacing and ranting. over time he become more comfortable with coming back to the roof on his 'solo patrol's and eventually hanging out inside. 'You know, getting the apartment with the window facing into the alley wasn't such a bad idea after all.'

The reminiscence didn't last wrong before a knock on said window draws you from your thoughts. You double checked you were fully ready before opening the window, nerves coming back full force only to melt away at the sight of him.

Donatello stood outside on your balcony, if you could call it that, with a gentle smile on his face. when you pulled the window up a little, he slipped his hand under and pushed it the rest of the way up. curse this building and their heavy ass windows!

"Hey, lo-" you started, cut off by a quick kiss.

"Hi dear," a lovestruck grin took the place of the soft smile, "you look stunning."

"awwwwwww shut up!" The words should've hurt and yet they were full of love, adoration and the laughter of two people in love.

After a few minutes of just standing together, forehead to forehead, you excused yourself and ran to turn off any lights you'd forgotten and snag your bag. Your jeans fit comfortably and the flowy black shirt felt perfect for the occasion. After all, you didn't wanna overdo it when your boyfriend admitted they weren't the fanciest of families.

Yeah.. when the two of you showed up you felt a little too informal when compared to the rest of them. it wasn't the outfit, oh no! they was fine, casual enough to blend in but formal enough to not look 'sloppy'. but the mannerisms? ugh.

Everyone did a traditional Japanese blessing before dinner, and you were SO lost the entire time. the best you could do was glance over and Donnie and mimic his pose and hope you were doing it right. Eventually, when Dinner was over, you and Raph agreed to doing the dishes. Somehow, the two of you had clicked and were fast friends.

Small talk and little jabs passed throughout doing the dishes, but a aggravated and crescendo-ing conversation just in the living room, a hundred or so feet away, caught your attention. The both of you went silent, and managed to catch the climax of the altercation.

".. shut UP, LEO! what the FUCK!"

"I'm just SAYING! i thought you would've gone for someone who looked more like April, not THEM!"

Youch.. maybe you'd misheard? You turned to look at RAPH to gauge his reaction, and based on the shock and rage on his face you could tell you hadn't misheard at all.

You'd heard enough to know you weren't wanted, so you patted Raph on the shoulder and thanked him for spending time with you, grabbed your bag, and made to leave the way you came.

The yelling got louder, Raph joining in now, as you hopped over the turnstile and turned right, back towards the manhole that would put you out a few blocks from your apartment.

You couldn't hear it anymore, and had no clue whatsoever, but the yelling finally stopped. Donnie was frantically searching for you. where'd you go??

By the time you were settled on the couch in comfy pyjamas, trying to bottle everything up and shove it down to deal with later, a knock came at your window.

You opted to ignore it and turned up the shitty horror movie even louder, but eventually arms wrapped around your shoulders as a face pressed into your hair from behind.

"I'm sorry love, i should've come sooner.."

Damn. how'd he get in? didn't you... ohhhh you'd forgotten to lock the window. Thank you, Dee, for reminding you to lock the window later.

"Baby.. you okay?" he tried to be gentle, tried to keep the situation calm and comforting for you. Two can play at that game.

"I'm fine. thanks." ...whoops. game over.

At that, Donnie moved around the edge of the couch before sitting next to you and holding your hand. You instinctively leaned into the touch, resting shoulder to shoulder.

The tears started to flow as the movie continued to play and your boyfriend started whispering sweet nothings. He gently scooped you up once he realized you were shaking, adjusting you in his hold before moving to your bedroom.

It was minutes before you could process, but your boyfriend had slid the two of you under the covers, and now you were laying half on top of him on your stomach while he rubbed your back. The tears started to slow and he continued to chirp and churr at you between comforting kisses.

"I'm sorry love, I'm so sorry.."

Silence fell over the two of you again, minus your occasional sniffle or hiccup and his chirps. Eventually you doze off and he pulls his phone out, shooting a text to his family.

D: Won't be home tonight, roped into cuddles

R: BAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT LOVERBOY!

R: I'm taking your pizza since your gone.

M: RUDE! I WANTED THAT

L: Okay. please tell them I'm sorry.

D: already did

D: goodnight guys

R: night

M: nighty night!!

L: Goodnight. and for the love of god be home before sunrise.

D: no promises :P

Donnie shut his phone off and settled in, falling asleep not long after you.

The noises of life in New York continued outside, but in the night, safe and warm, two lovers were oblivious to it all.

[feysandfeels]

LUISA READS FOURTH WING :)

Right fam, time for some dragon riding (non sexual… from what I have been able to gather)

Ngl, but reading (listening) the "a dragon without its rider is a tragedy, a rider without its dragon is dead" after seeing so many tiktoks about it and them being all epic, has me giddy, has me excited. Here we go.

So far we have a cunty yet caring elder sister, a dead dad, a rude as fuck mum, a dead brother (who apparently was beloved above all) and a girl severely lacking in calcium.

"you won't get any special treatment just for being my daughter" my sister in christ, what special treatment? so far you have been nothing like an ass.

I cannot judge Violet for wanting to take her books with her....but babygirl from what I have seen you truly have no strength.. so like..sugar.. either develop some muscle or like let it go.

What's so wrong about being a scribe? like what do you all have against academia?

Okay no wait... what are they prepping her for? What the fuck is this subscription day? isn't it like just first day of uni?? Is she fighting? is it a race? to like the first dragon they can find? the first tunnel of their respective career?

aaaaaaaand here comes the childhood friend with soft brown eyes that laughs with his whole body.

Seems like extremely poor parenting to send your extremly untrained daughter into such a challenge... like she has to climb some rocks... and like run a lot, there's going to be wind. Like no. And for what? for the glory of your name? SHE CAN'T EVEN LIFT HER OWN BOOKS!

Gotta love a "This isn't America's TOP BEST FRIEND" moment.

I'm sorry but how is conscribing (?) all children from the traitors to the best school in the kingdom/republic/empire/country and give them a solid ass chance of becoming riders, and therefore climb to the top of the social and military pyramid a fitting punishment? They should have ended their respective bloodlines. You rebel you and your entire bloodline die.

Colombian brain translating Xaden to Xavier.

I should have asked... can dragons talk in this world?

What is the parapit?? Is that how it is written?

Mira (?) is a badass. Queen behaviour.

Mira being like "don't die Violet, I'd hate to be an only child." And having seen her mother? Honestly same. Like no. Hard Pass.

Wait is the blonde guy she is befriending the one with the scar from the betrayal?? Dylan? yes? no?

Oh and they get to marry after graduating. Why do I feel I am walking straight into another early 20s marriage.

Most riders are legacies... good to see nepotism is alive and well. Neporiders.

Oh so Xaden has tattoos from his wrist up to his jaw.. okay, okay.

AND HIS FATHER KILLED HER OLDER BROTHER. AND THEY WERE ROOMATES!

My girl really went "He is #SoTall and #HandsomeAsHell"

I don't get what this challenge is about and apparently Dylan is not making it, he liked slipped or smth and is like hanging...

yeah no he fell to his death. RIP Dylan.

My girl is like screaming history facts to distract herself while she [insert the challenge.... I think it's walking a very slippery bridge]

Okay so Jack is an asshole... it's giving Cato.

Kinda want to bet that he will try to eventually fight Violet and Xaden will defend her.

Got confirmation, it is in fact a bridge.

Rihannon made it. Which is a personal win because she seems sweet.

Oh my god Jack focus on your own thing, you are being and asshole, no one cares. Fuck off, fall to your death, shut up. Like why are you so pressed about this random ass calcium lacking girl. GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HER.

Not her reciting the codex lol it is giving Elizabeth Swann citing The Pirate Code to Captain Barbossa. Babygirl, bless you, but he clearly does not give a fuck.

Violet truly made that crossing out of delulu energy and history facts and honestly? respect.

Wait, hold the fuck on... this audiobook is 21h long? what on god's green earth is going to happen in this book? oh my god this thread is going to be huge. Apologies to all.

omg Jack why are you still talking? either shut up or jump infront of a dragon and die. LIKE WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH HER? He is giving blonde guy energy (but not the one you gave Dylan. RIP Dylan. You will never be forgotten)

aaaaaahhh there we go Jack threatened her and when he makes the move to kill her Xaden will be like "the fuck bro" and kill him instead.

Here comes the childhood best friend. I feel he is hot. Dane? Dane Atos?? Kinda hot of him. Wait he is Squad Leader? that's hot.

[edwinspaynes]

THE MERRY THIEVES & CO 🏳‍🌈🏴‍☠️🚩

Written as a gift for @emmalovesfitzloved.

CHAT TRANSCRIPT between wilde-wanderer, eldricheternalflames, thomas-the-tree, kit-li-the-science-guy, kickitwithcordy, grumpycatcarstairs, sciencebitchgrace, annaisgay, and sugared-tea-sweetheart. 23 June, 2023. GROUP CREATED by wilde-wanderer GROUP: THE MERRY THIEVES & CO 🏳‍🌈🏴‍☠️🚩

wilde-wanderer: FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN. LEND ME YOUR EARS, FOR I COME INTO OUR HALLOWED CHAT BEARING NEWS™ OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE.

grumpycatcarstairs: Jesus, Fairchild. There's no need for you to send messages in all caps. Don't you know that it sends Thomas into a needless tizzy whenever you do that?

thomas-the-tree: Why do you always assume that my alarmed expressions are Matthew's fault? I just got a 100 day Duolingo streak, and this apparently gets me some 3 days of free Super Duolingo (?) Though I don't know what that means.

grumpycatcarstairs: Maybe I know. You could have looked up to ask me. I am literally three (3) feet away from you right now.

thomas-the-tree: Do you know, joon?

grumpycatcarstairs: No.

kickitwithcordy: Oh, stop flirting, dadash. Now, Matthew, what was it you wanted to tell us?

annaisgay: If that's flirting, he's awful at it. #sorrynotsorry, @/grumpycatcarstairs.

grumpycatcarstairs: Lol shut up.

thomas-the-tree: He's making this face. 😒😒😒

wilde-wanderer: I give 0 fucks about Alastair's facial expressions, lol. Do you want to hear my news or not?

eldricheternalflames: Why don't you just tell us, Math?

wilde-wanderer: I got the lead in The Importance of Being Earnest! I am so excited. You all know how much I love that play!

kickitwithcordy: OMG Matthew, that's so so amazing! Come to dinner at Curzon Street tomorrow so that we can celebrate? James will buy us a Charlotte Russe cake. I know it's your fave 😋

wilde-wanderer: Can't say no to that. Though I'll also expect @/kit-li-the-science-guy to bring some lemon tarts.

kickitwithcordy: Was my offering not enough!? 😢

sugared-tea-sweetheart: Once can never have too much sugar.

wilde-wanderer: THANK YOU ARI! You are a blessing on this earth.

annaisgay: You are. And you're right, darling, you need to consume as much sugar as you can, so you can be sweet when I kiss you.

grumpycatcarstairs: God, I'm going to puke.

thomas-the-tree: You're stuffing your face with tahdig right now, don't lie to the class.

grumpycatcarstairs: And YOU'RE playing that awful Flappy Bird knockoff game instead of crushing it in Duolingo.

wilde-wanderer: VALID. Flappy Bird was the best thing ever. Fuckin hate that it got deleted like what in the name of Oscar Wilde was that

kit-li-the-science-guy: sry fam, just got the notification. grace and i were trying to see whether or not goblin blood served as a good retardant for flames that had a small spark of heavenly fire in them, but unfortunately. there were complications

sciencebitchgrade: basically he started a minor fire in our parlor. it happens.

wilde-wanderer: OMG YOU BLEW SHIT UP WITHOUT ME? My heart is breaking within my tender bosom. You do know how I so love to see the fruits of your labors.

thomas-the-tree: That's what she said! That's what she said!

grumpycatcarstairs: That's incorrect, but I support you anyway.

eldricheternalflames: I support you, too.

kickitwithcordy: Me three!

kit-li-the-science-guy: anyway lol

kit-li-the-science-guy: you want grace and i to make u lemon tarts

kit-li-the-science-guy: ???

wilde-wanderer: More you than Grace, really.

sciencebitchgrace: why would i ever want to be left out of the baking

kit-li-the-science-guy: why would i ever leave her out of the baking

eldricheternalflames: It's frightening how well-suited you are.

kit-li-the-science-guy: thank u :-)

kickitwithcordy: Anyway!!! To catch Kit and Grace up, we're having a massive blowout at my (and James's) flat tomorrow. There will be a Charlotte Russe cake, maybe some games

kit-li-the-science-guy: games? can we play bomberman? also yea grace and i will come w tarts

wilde-wanderer: I second Bomberman. Also Super Smash Bros. Please. And Pin the Junk on the Hunk

grumpycatcarstairs: No. Am I the only one here with sense? Well, me and Grace.

sciencebitchgrace: the answer to your question is a resounding yes.

sugared-tea-sweetheart: I'm also sensible.

annaisgay: Sure you are, dearest. That's why I caught you singing to Percival earlier.

wilde-wanderer: OH ANNA CAN YOU BRING PERCY TO THE PARTY

annaisgay: Transporting him to Marylebone from Percy Street (or to Curzon Street) would be nigh on impossible, so I'll say no. I'm willing to do a lot for you, Math, but not dragging a massive snake through the streets of London.

wilde-wanderer: Ugh, FINE. Waste my youth.

sugared-tea-sweetie: I'll work on her, don't you worry.

kickitwithcordy: What if I don't want a stuffed snake in my entryway?

eldricheternalflames: OUR entryway. And you really don't want to show Percy off as yours? Just for one night!?

kickitwithcordy: Every guest at the party is in the group chat. Besides, I suppose, Oscar, assuming that you're bringing him? 🐶🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

thomas-the-tree: Wow, Alastair is right. You do use a lot of emojis.

thomas-the-tree: Not that that's a bad thing! It's a good thing. You're emotional. Emoji-tional. I really like that about you. But also I just want to say that Alastair is correct and no one can really contradict him in the future.

wilde-wanderer: Is Alastair making you say that?

grumpycatcarstairs: I don't make him do anything. He supports me because he loves me

eldricheternalflames: That's true. Remember when we all hated Alastair? Thomas always stood up for him.

thomas-the-tree: stopstopstop

grumpycatcarstairs: You had a crush on me LOL so embarrassing

eldricheternalflames: It was, dude. He was SO sappy

wilde-wanderer: Oh aLaStAiR wItH yOuR bEaUtIfUL HaiR hOw i CaNnOt hELp bUt sTaRe ----

grumpycatcarstairs: Update: He's blushing

kickitwithcordy: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

eldricheternalflames: I love you SO much, Daisy. Snarky but sweet. Thank you for being just as you are. 😘

grumpycatcarstairs: Sappy meter: 10

kickitwithcordy: I love when you use emojis in solidarity with me.

annaisgay: I'd give them a 9. Remember when they went to prom back in high school?

wilde-wanderer: They went into an empty classroom and fucking WALTZED. Who the fuck does that? Romantics, that's who. James will go down in history as a Wife Guy when he and Cordelia finally tie the knot, and I'm the best man, and I toast him as a Wife Guy.

eldricheternalflames: You'll go down in history as the weird dude who gives bad toasts.

eldricheternalflames: 🤡😇😳😲😜

wilde-wanderer: No, I'll go down for being the World's Greatest Actor. Fam I'm ERNEST. I'm in an OSCAR WILDE PLAY. I am living the dream, communing with my idol, nurturing the hyperfixation!!!

wilde-wanderer: Speaking of my party, what time?

kit-li-the-science guy: were we talking about the party?

sciencebitchgrace: kinda

annaisgay: Yes

kickitwithcordy: He just said 7 PM. Since I'm extorting James into going to King's and purchasing the cake, I feel that going with his schedule would be a good sport.

thomas-the-tree: We'll see you there!

grumpycatcarstairs: We'll see you there.

thomas-the-tree: Jinx you owe me a kiss

wilde-wanderer: Sappy meter: 10/10. 🖕

CHAT TRANSCRIPT between kickitwithcordy and eldricheternalflames

kickitwithcordy: Sorry I'm texting from the bathroom. Doing my hair and other ladylike things. When are we going to tell them?

eldricheternalflames: That we tied the knot? I'm sure that they'll notice the ring. Unless you want to take it off for the night? I'd totally understand

kickitwithcordy: Never.

[casting-verres-on-dead-memes]

Shit my friends say in Discord

Roleplay sentence starters from Discord! TWs for: Drug Mention, things going in places they don't belong

Cowards. The lot of ya.

Bong water expands your life, actually.

Also we just got put on a list, thanks bruh

You threatening us?

Im like half Florida man

I'm too sexy to be Florida

That'll be 45,000$

I'M NOT HERE FIVE FUCKING SECONDS

Damn how'd you get that video of me

Inside of you are two wolves. One says "Are you the lawnmower?" The other one says "Nice Speedo"

I hate this fuckin place

______ watches you as you shit. He guards the bathroom.

Okay I wanna breathe again fam

You aren't supposed to drink those they're poisonous

Nice try Lucifer

Why I've been single so long

That's the secret to dating

______ living the best chaotic life

That's why we're so mad in Elden Ring.

I have a song about hedgehogs with human teeth

He acknowledges he's famous for being ugly

THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID

HIS FACE MOVES BUT HIS HEAD DOESN'T

why does he have human feet

I have that on a playlist somewhere.

That unknown substance was bong water

There is some odd floating things in it

I forgot I put it in my boar skulls mouth

I'm seasoning the water for later.

Yes, the only good ones to fuck

But MOMMM

One of my fave childhood movies

Do we drink it, or shove it up our ass?

…And then break dance naked

That's what a quitter would say

I've got my dollar bills ready.

I read pee man in the pepsiman commercial voice

The fact we were never blessed with pepsiman is a fucking crime

Why does he look like a stand?

______ just fell off the roof of his house, I blame you

[dredshirtroberts]

okay well. again. small blessings in my eternal curses: because it takes me approximately 4 business years to unpack anything, most of my shit is pretty much ready to go, the main issues were getting the Chotchkies pt *mumbles* into a container. i still have a few things left that need to be.... stowed. but like. for the most part i think everything is like. done??

i'm still having Complex Feelings re: bio fam and my birthday. but like.

my chosen family? have made me mix cds so i can play music i enjoy in my car. have helped me figure out my mental and emotional issues and start working on them. have watched my favorite animes with me, and introduced me to new favorites. have helped me with my eating habits and improving them so that i'm not starving myself accidentally or on purpose nearly as much anymore. have given me the freedom to actually be myself and every birthday since i moved up to Michigan has been an improvement on the last. even with a move. even with the fucking SNOW wtf. even with my physical and mental health issues.

i feel like 32 is going to be a good year for me. we'll see how accurate that is next year but... i think it's gonna be alright you guys. i think they were right when they told us all it gets better. cause it is. it is so much better.

[qqueenofhades]

fam that last chapter had me chewing glass. will a communication actually happen next chapter? fuck if i know but i'm gonna be shoving more glass in while reading it, it's fantastic

A COMMUNICATION MAY VERY DEFINITELY HAPPEN, IT IS POSSIBLE

Also, all the comments like "omg Dream did one (1) critical thinking with his actual brain, I'm so proud of him" cracked me tf up. We love our incredibly stupid boy. Bless his very dumb heart.

Likewise. Seem to recall that I promised some E-rated chapters coming up soon. I shall now look mysterious and disappear in a cloud of smoke.

[tellywoodtrash]

channa mereya 31.10.22 lb

ginni came home and showed gulaabo ji the jala hua diary

gulaabo ji ecstatic

idk why tho

kuch bhi toh nahi rha diary ka, covers ke alaaava

gulaabo ji finally noticing ki hein why this fuckin burnt to a crisp

telling where you find this did you tell adi call him and tell him

ginni told truth

ginni shows pic of daarji and her dad

gulaabo dimpy shampy shock mein

lol the acting of the dimpy shampy kids tho

bless their hearts

udhar adi reading legal papers ke daarji has decided to give 50% of all assets to gulaabo ji and fam

ambar simmering in BG

taayiji like OMFG what we gonna do hum kangaal ho jayenge

dairy toh maine aise hi……

bwahahahaha

ambar is fuckin livid when he realises

oh god they're teaming up now

adi leaving with papers

ambar takes it from them and phaad diya

ambar doing bechara acting and said I'm stopping you from making a mistake

taayiji saying ginni and fam will just interpret this as you trying to put a monetary value and purchase their sammaan

blah blah they keep at it to brainwash stupid adi

and he's like yeah we should do what's right for ginni

lmaoooooooooo he's like ok so imma just take the lawyer to ginni's and let her decide how she wants compensation

ambar and taayiji like asjkdksdjksjdksjk 50% jaane ko tha ab poora ka poora chala jayga haath se

hahahahahahahahahaha

ginni lamenting ke she went to that fam unhe apna maanke

but daarji and ambar always knew whose daughter she was

and just kept cheating her

poora ka poora Singh parivaar fraud hai

gulaabo ji is in alag lvl of rage

ek toh business kharaab kiya

upar se ladki ki life bhi

she's about to burn this shit down

daaaaayum idk who's writing this show but the female characters are chefs kiss 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

I was scared gulaabo ji would be back on her shaadi vyaah bs telling ginni to forgive it's ok it's sasuraal

but clearly ginni gets her rage from her mom lol

gulaabo ji chaaku leke nikli threatening to murder them all

ginni like wtf stop

gulaabo like tu sasural ki ho gyi hai kya fckin decide whose side you're on

ginni finally gets knife away and says i wanna punish them too but not like this

we got till the diary, now we have to tell the truth to world

ki what these ppl did to us

we will do it together as a fam

we will get justice for papaji

police case court case jo chaahe karenge

and we willlllllll fuck them up

adi here with lawyer

lmao if looks could kill

adi would be a pile of ash on the floor like that dhaaba was 2 weeks ago

adi like i've brought him so you can do all the proceedings

gulaabo ji like we don't want a hissa of your paapi business

kyun karoon main deal with the murderers of my husband

i gave you such a precious thing of mine, my daughter

and you proved me wrong

ok but why everyone yelling at HIM

for what his dad and grandad did

woh toh bechaara iss mulk mein bhi nahi tha

usko dhakke maar ke nikaala tha uske baap ne

anyway poor lil baby adi *pats his head*

lots of khari khoti being sunaofied to him

ginni like pls leave

adi saying pls i really didn't know

since i found out i've been dying in guilt pls i really love you

ginni like if you love me then why didn't you tell me the truth

coz you were scared. not of losing me. but that your family ka truth will be exposed.

btw she's not yelling haan

bohut rage hai but she's talking calmly

ginni says if you really wanna give me something, give me justice

tell the world what your family did to mine

i don't want you to throw money at this

i want healing

kaun sayaana yeh show likh rha hai yaaar 😭😭😭

itna logic saha nahi jaa rha

ginni asking bolo de sakte ho this justice

that the world learns ki what caliber ka chef my dad was

adi like i'll do it i promise

thinks about how daarji is sick and fighting for his life and tells ginni not now, let him become ok

ginni says good you care for your fam

so even i will

and you're just using daarji as an excuse to emotionally blackmail

girl pls let's calm down

anyway she's like my family should keep suffering but yours shouldnt face any inconvenience

he's begging pls just give me time

anyway she calls out his stupid fuckin family for driving her dad to madness and asks for accountability from them

he's still promising justice but need some time

she's like ok fine then

only talk to me through lawyers

that's it

he's determined ki i'll do what I said

precap: daarji asking for ginni and adi saying she didn't come back she wants justice

taayiji angry and yelling she just wants badla from us

also there's an angry mob outside their house

and someone threw ink on daarji

[saneleonly]

it's not so clear why a nigga been feeling this way feeling of feeling no way, feel like I'm fiending for face feeling of what's a false ego, feel like I'm forcing my fate fingers crossed cos god forgot him, feelings of fixing my faith

but fuck it man faked it still don't feel like I'm the fucken man feel like I'm the fuck it man, forget it, we'll discuss it man five days later fading out cos smoke has got me clouded man

I'm fronting fam, feeling like a puppet man set me up the front, say what they feel just so they'll love me man cos shit i hope they love it man, shit i hope there's money man questions for myself this bout the art or bout the numbers man

cos i been counting blessings, counting days counting chicken, count me in or count me out i can't even count on me so the only time you should count on me is if you count me as a foe

fakest friend you've found in him the faintest, tainted, hating heart that's laced with space and heavy blunts he's frail and pacing with his front

he's back to back with all his bra's but still it feels it's theirs to keep cos I'm a loner or a lover love to fight for what ain't there

what it was, but who is there i like to ask em what's your part you on the path or on the puff cos i know they make up face, pleasant to the eye

if peace is all that we desire then why the blue eyes for the clown i thought we all just wanna smile and laugh and fun

[benefits1986]

karguhdhoruhhh full moon era

The roaring red and full moon combo is just luhhh.

And so, eto na nga. Officially a kargador na ulit ang noona n'yo because McQueen is already an official batang may laban na. LELS. Plus bday dinner ng kapatid ko at ng asawa niya plus paalis din ako so, alam mo naman, pay homage to the crazy fam vibe. Side Note: Dahil sobrang na-nail down ko 'yung fave drip na nanay kong dragon with her hair color, sabi ko sa kapatid ko: Kaya ako nagpunta ay full moon plus gusto kitang asarin para 'di lang sa akin yumanig ang paramdam ng nanay natin. With matching 'yung fave ng nanay kong greeting at goodbye to the tune of ---May the Holy Spirit come down, guide you, and bless you, and be good. SHEMAY. Parang walang epekto sa akin 'yan e. I ended with: Dalhin mo na ako sa PGH. LELS. HAHAHAHAHA. Tawang-tawa kapatid ko. Nasabi lang niya: GAGO. Hahahahaha.

'Yung carpal tunnel at FUPA ko among other things napasabak ng malala. 'Di na naman ako prepared as an aging millennial. McQueen is a Cancerian, too kaya naman susot levels at ka-eme-han, check na check na check. Sabi ko nga sa kapatid ko: KARMA. Tawa-tawa lang siya ihhhh. But, kidding aside, seeing my brother get his dream --have kids = super luh and wah. In a way, bilib talaga akong natawid niya 'tong ultimate life goal niya kahit andami talagang moving parts ng life goal niya na 'to.

Sabi naman ng tatay ko: Wow. Kumarga ng bata yarnnn? Apo na sa'yo, next, nak. Me: LUL.

McQueen is a torpedo at trompilyo. 'Di naman ako stress na ikot-ikot ang vibe niya. Pero sabi ng tatay kong pakitong-kitong, ganun din daw ako ng kaedad ko si bagets. LUH. Since wala naman kaming videos and photos, sabi ko ay 'di ako naniniwala at all. At the back of my head naman, tawang-tawa ako kasi very queer na pala talaga ako since 1986. 'Di ko talaga ma-recall na "girly" babe ako e.

'Di umano, nung nasa tiyan pa lang ako ng nanay kong dragon, 'pag nagparamdam ako, sabay ang hands and feet. Ending: Iyak nanay ko kasi masakit. 'Yung ibang baby daw, either 1 hand, 1 foot lang. Ako, malala. So 'di ba? Ano na? Kung ang pagkakaroon ng anak ay karma, paano na? Ayokong tuklasin.

Interacting with McQueen kinda brings me back to the days when I was looking after my bunsong kapatid. Syempre, iba naman sila because, sabi ko nga, mas malala pa rin kapatid ko kay McQueen. HAHAHAHA. And eto na rin 'yung legit era niya talaga ng paying it forward.

As I choose to come in peace, having kids is all about unconditional love, after all. Kung baga, liability sila e, TBT. Pero ikaw na lang bahala kung magiging asset ba sila sa lipunan in its truest sense. While I'm all for NO KIDS pa rin, kung ikaw ay isang nilalang na gustong magig parte ng forda greater good, magaanak ka not because of bowing to the social construct na para magkaroon ng "kapalit" and longevity 'yung bloodline mo. 'Wag ganun. I'd like to believe that the core of having kids is love. EME. Dapat ganun e. Kung 'di lang ganun, 'wag na lang.

Sadly, a good number of kids are "peddled" by their parents kasi: -Gusto ng partner/asawa nila, pero anti-kids naman sila talaga -Gusto nila magkaroon ng trophies -Gusto nila ng legacy na mala-dirty linen naman -Gusto nila ng pang-kulong sa asawa or partner nila -Gusto nila na mabawasan ang "lungkot" nila -Gusto nila na maitama ang mali nila at mga shit ng nakaraan nila -Gusto nila na masabing fertile sila :p Atbp.

While these kids grow up as decent adults, the inner children nila, sobrang huhuhuhu. I don't wanna go there now, kasi hahaba na naman 'to. So, what?

For now, this noona is aching sa shoulders and core. Hahahaha. Kaya naman, alam na this. Also, super looooveee that mom's fave shirt na red na red na red ay kasya na sa akin!!! And syempre, balik drips ko na siya after 12 years. LOL. LUH. Let this be a reminder that while I'm failing and failing more (HODOR), may chance pa rin naman ako na makabawi sa avoidant era ko. Masaya ba ako? Saks lang. Still getting the hang of befriending fucking emotions in the present, which is ughhhhhhh. Hirap, mhieeee. Sabi raw kasi, to avoid overthinking, be in the present. JUSQ. TACCA. Pero, sige. Maiba naman. Ang hassle talaga kasi sobrang jump 'to from my usual shit, pero try na lang natin, unti-unti.

Doon talaga tayo sa mga nakakakalma para naman sulit ang hagod ng matcha. Labo. Pero basta, ganun na nga. Iba talaga pag downers e. Hahahahaha. Eto na ba talaga ang pagpasok ng kalma queer era? LUHHH. LOL. Parang, yes. Kasi dati, construct lang siya na tawang-tawa ako e. Notes lang siya pero now, kahit paano may application na mala-practical exam levels.

PS: Sana umayos na ang lagay ng panahon because alam mo naman, a trip is coming v. soon. Eto na.

[groovetrill]

(Go get it...)

Okay, I stack it, I'm back, I'm better, I'm fresh

I'm making that bag in West

No umbrella, my shirt get wetted, I had to count blessings alongside checks

That's my brother, my friend, my bro, no hoes, no industry man I dap

In my city, my bitch, my crib, my shit, gotta give it all back to the fam

Yeah, don't test, I'll pass like SAT, I'm better now, most don't wanna contest

Black on black, my sweater on cams, kill a verse then I dip 'cause I am too fresh

Stats worldwide, got 'em all connect, many men regret for the times they slept

Cancel ties, got 'em all upset, many friends say you up, but they all down bad

No JID

I'm 21 and I'm lit, but I'm not in the A

Aye

Still have you sonning, I'm pretty new to the game (Yeah, I'm new to this shit)

Cut all the cameras, I'm acting the same, like I'm Jason Statham

Same chains on, but I don't link up fake hoes 'cause I'm too impatient

If the bag on my mind I get it

Rotate it like I'm baggage claiming

Took flight, now I'm semi-famous

New life got me overthinking

Oops, I do not roll with y'all

Her pussy wet, but my dick be raisin'

New ice, how I cool my aching

What the fuck do y'all be saying?

Humunahuma like Snoop Dogg

But I fuck with the Migos and shit

Jump in the function and give me that check, I don't wanna revisit

I'm in China, and my hoe say I'm tripping

Changing climate more than clothes in my videos

Whoa, better pay your attention, my city gon' pay respect 'cause I'm different, I'm yeah

I'm gifted (wrap it up)

Admit it

I'm getting that

I'm winning, aye

So many digits I'm counting like all of my friends' names are Christian (I'm Catholic tho)

Pray for the fam while you still on my dick since omomo, my gold don't rust out, this a permanent pendant, I keep it stayed on 'cause it balance the sinning

Okay, I stack it, I'm back, I'm better, I'm fresh

I'm making that bag in West

No umbrella, my shirt get wetted, I had to count blessings alongside checks

That's my brother, my friend, my bro, no hoes, no industry man I dap

In my city, my bitch, my crib, gotta give it all back, gotta give it all back, gotta give it all

Look

Momma told me not to sweat, aye

That's what got me the success, aye

That's what got me in a mess, aye

Who won't love it if it's bands after an event, and I brought the friends jacket from Japan, Human Made the shirt, Hue done made a shirt, sell it if I can, Warren still a fan, yeah

Man, my worst fear isn't selling out

And my homie like, what are you saying now?

If it's not 'bout this, what are you praying 'bout?

Love my dawgs, but they not here to play around

Uppercut way my jaw got the hitting now

And it took to be down and their fucking doubts

Can't escape from the past, so I'm spitting it out

[stonpoet-thestoneddisciple]

STON POET - THE NEW 2PAC

I'm the new 2pac*2

Yeah

Tryna save all of the lost souls , do this for my outlaws

Yeah

I'm the new 2pac*2

Demons want us down below , but we ment ta grow oh

They won't stop us no *2

Whole team gone have bankrolls

Whole family gone have cake dude

Gone have cake too

They won't stop us no *2

Whole team gone have bankrolls

Whole family gone have cake dude

Never switching up , they don't gotta listen bru, mention me , better keep it g..

No wishes , these blessings mane

Hope my fam can live comfortably

Mane only thing that comforts me is weed

When I rap I shine so brightly

I'm in the dark , but still shining mane

And they don't gotta know, fa-get the fame..

My spirit came from a higher being, you speak the truth, they gone cancel they gone hate

Don't give a fuck if they against me , cause I got GOD, he riding through my wrongs & rights mane , didn't have ta be here , but I don't fear, I cry sometimes when I hear my spirit

And when I get a bag , i ain't never letting go ,can't rip , no lacking slaying beats..

You can really be what you dream, Yeah the opps they all against me

Don't wanna see the family wit peace , but like I said we got God

I'm the new 2pac*2

Demons want us down below , but we ment ta grow oh

They won't stop us no

[multimagic]

random shoutout to @rebelflown for just all around being amazing in every way humanly possible and then some??? miranda, i love you lots <3

[queen-mabs-revenge]

Literally how fucking gaslit are americans i’m going to fucking lose my whole entire shit in a fucking second holy fucking fuck