#like dudes bi at most

[stygianheart]

I think one of my “favorite” things is when people misinterpret what it means to be aroace. Watching people so clearly not understand the complexity behind the spectrum of aromatic and asexuality and then proceed to say they “stand with” aroace as an ally is so hilarious to me. Especially when they use this to start bashing on a perfectly fine ship, especially because said ship gets in the way of theirs.

Aroace does not mean no attraction. The plastered poster face for it is people who don’t feel ANY types of attraction, but that does not mean everyone. Aromantic people can date and fall in love. Asexual people can fuck. Aroace people can do both.

Yes, aroace rep IS needed. But we still have it via Luffy—just because Luffy kisses someone (hypothetically) doesn’t mean we just yeeted the aroace label off of him. He is STILL aroace. You know who else is aroace? Bon Clay, for one. Zoro as well. Yet I don’t see people screaming that shipping Zoro with someone completely erases the aroace label, now do I?

Ugh, I’d totally make a whole ass essay about this, but it’s half till midnight. It’s just. Been on my mind for a few hours and I need to say a little shit

[lieutenantselnia]

Hogan's Heroes LGBTQ Headcanons

I don't know why, but I've been wanting to share my headcanons for these guys for a while now, and since I'm apparently going through a Hogan's Heroes phase again at the moment I finally got myself up to actually write them down (I've kind of wanted to do this since forever I was just lazy🫠 but I also didn't want to wait with posting them until next pride month). I apologise if the tone of my writing changes like 5 times throughout, I wrote them kind of scattered and partly sleep-deprived😅

Mind you that these are just my headcanons, you don't have to agree with them, just be respectful! I feel like some of these are pretty widely accepted in the fandom anyway, but there are also some that I haven't seen mentioned as frequently.

Also I've mainly focused on sexuality headcanons here, since when it comes to gender I still see most characters as cis. After thinking a bit about it I could see Carter as being agender though, in the kind of way that he just doesn't really care about his gender (like upon being asked what his gender is he'd say something like "I'm just Carter. Why does that even matter?"). Also this is more gender expression related but I can imagine that Newkirk at some point discovers he actually enjoys crossdressing, after having to disguise as a woman multiple times for secret missions. I also feel like Schultz would be the type who doesn't particularly care whether he's gender-conforming or not (he didn't really seem to mind when they put him in a wedding dress that one time), he doesn't actively pursue nonconformity, but he also doesn't take an issue with it, all in all he's just really chill about it.

Feel free to let me know what you think of them :) (As long as it's respectful of course!)

[shojoboy]

Being Bisexual is sooo cool we can be any gender and be attracted to any gender any amount, we lovvvvve women and nonbinary people and men and even if we only ever date or fuck one of those we are still Bisexual. We aren't "half straight, half gay", because that's not how sexuality works. Sometimes it feels like we don't have our own community but tbh that's because, the Gay community? We in there. The Lesbian community? We in there. Trans community??? We in there!!!!!!!!!!!! Yippee!!!!!

[autistic-katara]

*looking at 99% of the x readers in the bsd fandom* he would not fucking say that

[wolfisland]

nothing will EVER be funnier to me than how i went from a hard femme long nailed thick eyeliner heavy blush dyed money pieces goth poseur egirl hunting lame men on tinder for sport to like. scrappy butch who will only wear a skirt if its in a faggot way, bi4bi with a nb fiance.

[farsight-the-char]

Your name is Richard Rider, Nova.

After years away from Earth, your birth family and the friends you knew, you return to find the Avengers caused a superhero civil war, and you feel despair and alienation because the cultural changes resulting of it (and other things.)

You, already suffering from PTSD and Suvivors Guilt, can't find home where there should be.

............

This has Happened to you TWICE!

[jessiesjaded]

oh my god a bisexual girl made a joking comment going "yeah unfortunately in attracted to men, too" should we take her to the hague? should we string her up for her terrible cruelty to men for a tongue in cheek comment? Oh, wait, no. shes already at a higher risk of abuse so she'll statistically get hers anyway!!

[courtillyy]

the jonah and adam interactions are always sooo,,, like its the perfect queer man interacting with cishet man example tbh

[skrunksthatwunk]

still thinking about how one of my first yyh meta posts got reblogged onto an sjw cringe comp blog in the year of our woke 2022. truly tumblr dot com, the last bastion of progressivism, has fallen (<- sarcasm) and also i'm kinda baffled that they didn't choose like. me putting yusuke in a skirt or something

[yellobb]

Having mostly cishet male coworkers is all fine and dandy until *casual sexism in the workplace*

[viktortittiforov]

the 2010s sure were a time in my life

[doueverwonder]

Heinrich, before Ludwig lived with him: Autism isn't real, they're taking perfectly normal kids and giving them problems by telling them something is wrong with them :\

Also Heinrich: *would have gotten an early childhood asd diagnosis if he hadn't been born in 1951. Literally thinks everyone gets anxious over keeping eye contact and has weird collections and obsessive interests. wasn't able to keep a job for a long time bc he would burn out so quickly. Liked being a mechanic because he got an excuse to wear earplugs/headphones all the time cause It Was Loud So Lots Of People Did*

[aemiron-main]

me 🤝 mike

trying to make ourselves like girls

[doesnotloveyou]

the way other fanfic writers write boys and men tells me a lot of you have never observed men interacting in the wild much less had male friends of your own. he literally wouldn't do that

[diabetesnscoliosis]

Really personal experience with sexuality in tags below

[telltalebatman]

a fun thing abt a pinnguin/sorcione crossover is that mac and oz would immediately try to fucking explode each other bc 1. why does that other guy sound the same, 2. that other guy's chosen animal theme is stupid, but since in my heart oz is bi he would also have to deal with finding mac STUPIDLY hot. he and frankie would go out for drinks (platonically) and bond over their shared desire for mac.