#like come on itd be so awesome
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Bridgerton season 4 wishlist
Please put a man in a corset for gender equality reasons
Rope
#this is all they have to put in for me to be happy#bridgerton#bridgerton season 4#im actually so hype for benedict season its embarrassing#benedicts my fave bridgerton boy i hope his ass is so messy this season#put👏a👏boy👏in👏a👏corset👏👏👏👏👏#i want that boy to be benedict but ill take it for any of them#tbh if it was old man george id be like this is so slay and awesome#oh and i request rope cause i just think its kinda weird that we havent tied anyone up#we dont need to tie them up a lot just like come on this is bridgerton#oh while were at it could somebody please pick up a candle#>>>>>>>guy thats always asking for bridgerton to get kinkier#technically speaking i want real genuine crossdressing on bridgerton but ill settle for just a corset#and come on itd be sooo thematic
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srry homie for what im boutta do
for the au[other colors] i thought it would be cool to have klugs parents show up for a couple scenes, but for the timeline of the major events i needed them GONE and UNRESPONSIVE.
hes smart so i think, even at a young age, he gets that they're busy with work and all, and he's not alone per say- his friends and teachers and everyone in primp would definitely look out for him, but ive just been thinking. because like, i thought itd be cool if it was almost like strange also helped raise klug. as a (malicious) mentor of sorts. after they made truce (that they both keep breaking)
i imagine klugs parents are probably good people, but are horrible as parents. like they just keep doing their own thing and just let the village raise him.
but then that got me thinking, in this setting, do you think he would unknowingly (or maybe knowingly but trying not to think about it) resent them for not being there for him growing up?
#click for some deranged ramblings below with almost zero context#its other colors tadaaaa-*.#like klugs mom is awesome dark wizard but is too busy doing deep dungeon dives for months at a time to be home#shes a field scholar if you will#and klugs dad is very awesome sought out healer or whatever that also does dungeon runs. but he also does traveling healer stuff#i also thought itd be cool if they were divorced but on good terms and klug's primary guardian is supposed to be his mom#hence the looking up to her lots#oh i think#im pretty sure i got the jobs idea from someones headcanon years ago#im like 95% sure thats not a me idea#not my original idea <_<#hold#hold on now i gotta find it#edit: i found it!!!!! from minun @/marisexmas from way back when!!#anyway!! yea#ive been thinking about this because i was thinking of a scene before bed where klugs dad came back home like 6 months ***after***#klug had left the hospital. and then duh duh; plot plot#klug sees his dad packing again one night (its been a week max) to leave and he went “your leaving...?”#and the “already..?” goes unsaid but its clear from the tone and his dads like yeah they need me back at [hospital some countries away]#and he's all “okay klug remember to rest some your not looking to good still” and he just leaves#but the only reason his dad came in the first place was because his mom couldnt since she was balls deep in some dungeon#in the buttfukc of who knows where#but it#the accident was MONTHS AGO so the cruel part of klugs brain is all#damn what if i died?? would it have taken months for yall to show up#then too; if you even come????#and i woke up instantly to Write That Shit Down#((ngl mostly because the scene in my head was *chefs kiss* artstyle wise i mean. the colors were nice))#anyway this started because i wanted klug to battle strange and red ami but for serious reasons and then i backtracked just a bit#other colors
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a couple of the nurses are friendly and will say gm and even remember my name major shoutout to them . but most kf the nurses literally will not look at housekeepers in the hallway and will get annoyed when we are just doinh our jobs like. Do you want us to just let the residents rooms get dirty. can you fuck off
#i had 1 nurse get bitchy at me for not changing a guys bed Bc he was asleep in it and iur rules are we try to wake them up as best we can#we arent allow3d to touch residents obviously so modt of what we can do is stand in the doorway and go HELLO. HELLO. SIR? HOUSEKEEPING.#and if they dont wake up we close the bedroom door and clean everything we can. yk#and it used 2 be if they wouldnt wake up we could call a nurse to come help wake them up 1. half the time they wouldnt come 2. the other#half the time they were so fuckjnh rude. and then they were like You cant ask us to help anymore. and then get pissy when the bed isnt#changed. like wow yeah itd be awesome if somebody whos job is to help make sure the residents are where they need to be could help resident#s get out of the room while were cleaning. i wish there was someone whos literal entire job is that.
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6=w=9
#I WANT TO BRAG ABOUT MY HOBBYYY.#ok 2b right. everyone knows her (from ****). everyone loves her. shes awesome.#good amount of figures too. some better some worse WHATEVER.#i love my wife (her). half my preorders are her.#but its not enough. some GREAT figures of her are out of production obvs and the good ones are expensivee#OR SO I THOUGHT.#2b flare DX. the deluxe version of her second ever figure. up. on vinted. for less than 50 bucks.#??????????/// HELLOO.#'new' she is like 250. many people are selling them second-hand for 130-160.#AND I GOT HER FOR 50.#the listing mentioned a 'stain' on her but which. listen i love her butt but i dont love her for her butt iykwim. it was an extra part so :#and today she arrived.... and i look at the stain.... and it takes me less than a minute to remove......#OHOHOHOHOOOO what a GREAT DAYY.#sillyposting#so i put her all together.... oh her hair is so gorgeaus and and EVERYTHING IS GOODD....!!!!!#i had a little trouble fitting her in her display bc. BIG round base. + BIG sword.#BUT. it worked out.#if i had to pick singular figures i was the most proud of. itd be her or yaoi jesus.#and it says something that shes up again. yaoi fucking-less-than-100-bucks jesus.#i love collecting =w=bbb#i KNOW. that its not about the money you spend.... but man getting a good bargain feels so aweosmeeeee#<33 YAY#ohooo i cant fucking believe her erea already looks like a full display whoops. (<- again. still has 4 preorders coming. and more to buy.)
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MANNNN this arc on the server has been SO cool and SO fucked
#txt#im watching phils vod rn#FOREVERS ACTING IS CRAZY im checking his vod next#this is like complete psychological thriller shit#its awesome#it feels so unsettling i keep pausing the stream like. This is so fucked. and then going back in#GIRLLL THEYRE ALL SO TALENTED#i cant wait for what happens next how do you even reconcile this#even if they come back fine#holy shit man#i have someone i really would like to share this interest with but itd be so hard to get them into it atp haha#but godd i just. mannn MANNN
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hello game devs I love me a farming game with a mining feature and in-depth optional dating but be honest. Do I need one hundred of those in my library
#id love for something to come out that doesnt hinge on farming and mining. is the thing#its a fun mechanic but theres so many games jd love to buy but cant bcs i know itd start grating on me#i actually like these games a lot and i can see the oversaturation and subsequent mockery in my minds eye . leave her alone#also just a personal gripe but i dont like how many of them hinge on 'stardew valley but everyone is young and sexy!?'#the people in stardew valley are regular-ass townsfolk in a regular-ass (magic) town and its awesome#(wagging finger) that cute clean pixel style can only take u so far !!#dottxt
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I need to see spiderverse characters in the sonic universe/sonic universe spiderfriends. have not seen the new spiderverse movie yet also but im so so into all the scraps ive allowed myself on various social medias....
#spiderverse#like come on itd be so awesome#miles “Tails” morales#+ “prowler” (prower) uncle. rip uncle aaron#!!!and it parallels the story w/ peter sparker “sparky” the mouse or whatever dying immediately#& faildad (hes a dad now right) peter is constantly mistaken for a rat
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Hi!! Love all the stuff you have on this blog!! I was wondering about your wrong parent AU, how would this change how the boys grow up, like with more of a motherly presence than their rat dad (though maybe she is just as a “sensei” as splinter…who knows XD) or is this like a time travel situation? AAA sorry im excited about this awesome AU!!!
Anywho, sorry for my ramblings I don’t write asks very often and there is no pressure to answer! Thanks so much for all the cool things you do! Lol I love seeing your stuff on my dash :D
It'd be a lot different! I guess I can list a few I thought of,,,
So, Rat!Mom.
She’s still a bit paranoid (how can you not be with the Shredder actively trying to find out what happened to you, where you are, and if you're actually dead), but shes more focused on trying to give her kids as normal of a life as she can and definitely not hiding all her stress underneath endless piles of work.
Mikey plays alot of games and is more adept at cooking, Raph's painting more often and always trying to help his mom with cleaning(yes, hes a mama's boy), Donnie is creating and creating and always wanting to go bigger, and Leo and Karai(yes, Karai :]) play fight alot(so many wars...) when they aren’t watching Space Heroes 24/7 or trying to explore outside the home.
Then, maybe during one of her dumpster dives, she finds some convenient "Chris Bradford" training tapes that they start to gain an interest in ninjutsu. She's not too pleased with it, but since they enjoy it, she tries to be more open to it(she conflicted)
They do go out and about earlier than Canon(with a curfew), meet April earlier too(her and her dad are a little different), and Karai and April become BFFS. (Unless...)
The kids still call her sensei or variations of mom, which ones? Probably all depending on what they did.
Now, fighting bad guys? She did not raise them for that /hj
In reality, when she sees her kids scratched up from fights topside, they are usually pretty quick to inform her what happened(except for two). They get carefully patched up, and scolded before being told to rest for a while(grounded). Which is definitely not so she can keep an eye on them.
And she is certainly not stressed whatsoever👍
Also…
“She was as beautiful as she was kind, and as kind as she was intelligent”
- Splinter
…probably meaning emotional intelligence, or somethin but i think itd be fun if she was just…. Fred.
As in Traps galore, I mean imagine it-
You're Chris Bradford, greatest actor (and martial artist ig) of all time, and your chasing what you presume to be your bosses stubborn former lover,(who you kind of hate ngl) and then you think you have her cornered, just for the ground to cave in beneath you cause whoops, she boobytrapped the whole place.
She can still be emotionally intelligent too, but the traps are staying.
Other than the traps, I do think Rat! Shen will have some other types of self-defense training during the time she was in hiding. Girl is not risking shit.
When it comes to VS. Shredder bits, she'd definitely use everything she can to her advantage, especially her rat abilities. Climbing, gnawing, scratching, hissing; just get the fuck away from her and her kids.
There’s no planned ships atm (other than Shen x Yoshi, but that's the point- hes ded anyway)
Lastly, Im thinking of probably at least three separate versions or “alternate timelines” for the WP au, or two divergents of the wp au canon lol. One where the original turts find Shen and her turts pre-adventure, one post-adventure and/or during the shredder kidnap arc(i will not elaborate) and the least timefuckery timeline where Rat mom and her babies gotta march on without future “assistance” 🤷 im sure they’ll be fine(they willllll)
Thank you all for being interested in this ^ ^ "
I actually don't have much planned for this since it was just another random idea(you can probably tell hdgdhdg), but I'm always happy to see everyone's ideas! It helps a lot with my scattered-brain--
And one FINAL, final thing
Im not sorry.
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#wrote this while on melatonin 🎶#art#tmnt 2012#vinny asks#asks#wp au#wrong parent au#tmnt tang shen#tmnt 2012 tang shen#might change some bits later but these are random thoughts-#so#sketch#sketches#thanks for being patient with the asks😭#turns out it comes in rounds and i got whalloped into only making sketches 😵💫#ANYWAYS mental issues aside#Rat!mom has definitely taught her kids the way of the traps#and yes; shes gonna have alot of character development#if i can do that lmao
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the miners in transformers one probably aren't given any form of sex ed. not even abstinence only because that would let them know that fragging each other is even a thing. keep them not knowing, keep them hard at work, and you can control the population of workers super easily. as a bonus, having their cogs removed makes them so infertile as to be practically sterile. itd take practically nonstop interface to get sparked up. don't want any of the cogless bots popping out a cogged sparkling, might give them the idea that their cogless state ain't natural.
anyways, orion comes across this really awesome bonding exercise in the archives, won't you pleeeeeeeeease try it out with me dee? woah, this feels so good maybe we should keep doing this. orion ends up getting sparked up within the cybertronian equivalent of a week asdhdhshs
YES YES YES
Orion just finding what ever the hell he can in the Archives, comes upon like the equivalent to a sex tape with the primes. And then asks Dee if they can do the thing he saw Prima abd Megatronus did.
"Come on Dee. If Megatronus was doing it. Then that means it has to be good." He gets into the same position Prima was at, and has to manually release his valve pannel, because he saw Prima doing it. And then helping Dee out with getting to his spike since that wasn't shown but obviously he has to have it right?
Oh look he does. Well time to go to town.
And they'd this as constantly as they can. Whenever they get a break, sneaking to the roof top. If they have time, they fuck.
Of course this leads to the rare 0.0004% of getting sparked without a t-cog. And now the others are asking why Orions stomach is getting bigger.
Darkwing gets a wift of this new information and goes and ask Sentinel what to do. "Kill him. Throw him down to sub level 50 and have him starved."
Of course he meets Bee, (Darkwing forgor Bee was also in that sublevel) goes back and reunites with Dee and Elita, where they are all now on the run trying to protect Op and the sparkling he gave birth to up on the surface.
#valveplug#mech preg#mechpreg#sparkling#ask#megop#tf one orion pax#tfone d 16#tfone bumblebee#tf one elita#accidental sparkling acquired
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💥 anon
that was awesome! You are so talented- you’re my favorite blog :) don’t worry about doing my requests quickly, I’m happy to wait
I’ve got another idea- itd probably fit with the ancients- Idk if you know genshin impact, but the MC is like super underrated. So how about a reader based off them? Like they go from kingdom to kingdom helping others, possibly during the beasts escape as the chaos is happening, all to find their sister, but no one actually helps them. Maybe they eventually reach one of the ancients kingdom expecting the same rodeo but this newest kingdom actually helps them?
I've actually heard and saw some of genshin Impact, but not a big fan as for Poppy Playtime, Cookie Run Kingdom, FNAF, Dandy's World or others, but I'm happy to try !!
Oh ! And btw, (y/scn) is your sister cookie name if you don't know, hope you enjoy 😚😘
There Is Always Hope...
Years... Years that you search to find your sister, (y/scn).... After you're village got attacked and you lost sight of her, all you had from her was a picture of you both on a picnic, you promised to find her no matter what the cost ! You've been traveling the Earthbread for a loooong time. Stoping by to take some resources to your next traveling, or to sleep in a bed and not on the grass/ground.
You've also helped a lot of cookies on your way, you always help not matter if it was for small things or big, you asked if they saw or can come with you to help you find your sister... But no one helped you... You accept the fate that no one was going to go with you... You'll admit, the second reason why you asked them was for not being alone anymore.... You've grown tired of traveling alone... To no one else to talk to, to laught, to defend.....
That, is until you meet the Ancients... First was the Hollyberry Kingdom, you were on the forest, gathering your camp you've made for the previous night, until you heard some explosions not so far from here, you took your sword/blade and ran to see if the cookie were in danger. This is were you meet Hollyberry Cookie, she was fighting against the red dragon who was trying to crush her, you wasted no time to fight alongside with her, she was surprised, but didn't say anything about it.
After Pitaya Dragon was defeated, Hollyberry was laughing at him as he just groump about his loss, she then asked you who you were, and after introducing you to her, she invited you for some Berry jus to celebrate this victory and Her new friendships, you accept, not like it was something special for you, but it was fun.
You then meet Wildberry cookie, her bodyguard, she introduced herself as the queen of the Hollyberry Kingdom, and after some drinks (more like she drinks more then you) and laught, she asked what were you doing here, you hesitated to tell her, expecting the same answer that all cookies told you. You told her that you were looking for your sister, and if she want, she can join you... You were expecting the same answer, but to your surprised, she said "Yes" and with an exciting smile she give you a biiig hug to support and comfort you !!
"Haha ! Don't your worry dear friend ! We'll find her soon ! Don't worry about my duties, it's not the first time I live my Kingdom, trust me ! My shield will protect you from any danger that bary our route AND your sister !!"
You asked her if she actually WANT to come with you, and she said yes again, finally some company ! You were so happy that you hugged her out of excitement, but she give you back the hug.
The next destination and meeting was with Pure Vanilla Cookie, White Lily and Black Raisen Cookie saw you both in the forest and immediately told to Pure Vanilla, he then asked who were you after greeting you both. You and Hollyberry told your objective to find your sister and asked them both if they saw her somewhere... And of course, the answer was no, Hollyberry tap your shoulder as trying to comfort you, Pure Vanilla saw your long face and White Lily and apologies for not helping you much.
You only told them that it was fine and you won't stop search for her as long as your breath, then, came the idea to come alongside with you both, you immediately refuse saying that it'll only bother them and that they probably have more important things to do for they kingdom/duties. But he insist that he'll be glad to join to your quest with his best friend and say that you most need a healer for your next adventures, so you accept them joining your new group.
The next stop was to the Dark Cacao Kingdom, it was Caramel Arrow Cookie and Crunchy Chip and his wolf who actually meet you first, you three were walking in the forest while it snow, then you heard some cookies getting attacked by some brigand and you start to fight against them to protect the cookies who got attacked. Then they came to stop the brigand but saw you all were handling the situation very good after all the enemies were on the ground, passed out.
They immediately greeted Hollyberry and Pure Vanilla, not expecting them to come to their king Kingdom without warning at first, then Crunchy Chip asked you who you were, clearly you're not their bodyguards as he meet before, Pure Vanilla calm him down by saying that he and Hollyberry were joining you to find your sister you search for years. You asked them if they ever saw her somewhere, but no... As expected.... But Caramel Arrow say that, maybe her king saw her and you'll have to meet him, witch you didn't argue with that.
Inside the castle, the the ruler of the Dark Cacao Kingdom was waiting to meet you and knowing why you're here, but before that he got interrupted by Holly erry giving him a big hug as she missed her old friends, Pure Vanilla and you just chuckle a little at this scene. I mean, yes you discovered that she love hugs and she give the one who can actually CRUSH YOU Doug ! But it was funny to say the least, after introducing yourself to him and asked him if he ever saw (y/scan), he tried to remember... But unfortunately no... He didn't, but you didn't lose hope ! You thank him for letting you gather your resources and continue your quest.
Hollyberry say that he can join the team to help you, but he couldn't live his kingdom, there was coming a terrible storm and he have to assure that all the resources for his kingdom were enough until the end of it, but he give you some material to defend yourself against new enemies you'll confront. You thank him deeply for that, he wishes you good luck and hope you find your sister safe and sound, and not like the other cookies, you could see that he mean it.
Your next stop was the Golden Cheese Kingdom, the sun was hot and a little disturbing, at least for normal/weak cookie. You three were walking through the desert to see the Golden Cheese Kingdom, when you reached it, you all start to ask the cookies if they saw (y/scn), but none of them saw....
"What if we asked Golden Cheese Cookie herself ? She's looking at her Kingdom when she go out to fly, maybe she saw her ?.." suggest White Lily Cookie, you all agreed and went to her castle, you were impressed by all the golde there was, no wonder this Kingdom was so well held, Smoke Cheese cookie block your way to the castle, asking who you were and what do you want from their Raidience. "Hey fellas ! Don't worry, they're with us and they need to ask Golden Cheese something important !" Hollyberry reassure to the guard to let them in, as he look at you he guide you three to where the queen was.
When you arrived, she was on her throne looking like a diva as she was waiting for you three, "aah~ ! There you three are ! The other guards aware me of you coming to my home, but who's this ?" She asked as she point at you. After you introduced yourself to the queen, you asked her help to find your sister if she ever saw her.. "Well if you have a picture of her, I may remember if a saw someone like that or not." Maybe there was hope ?!... You gives her the picture you had, as she look at it for a moment... Then something snap at her !
"Wait a minute... I saw a face line that somewhere !" She declared, Hollyberry and Pure Vanilla looked dat each other then at you who was full of hope, you begged her where did she saw her, she start rubbing her temper, as she tried to remember where tehn she say that, it was near a forest, not too far from the Deliciousland Kingdom. Pure Vanilla sight relief, happy knowing that your sister was in good hands as she was near the Deliciousland Kingdom, ruled by Sweet Bleu Chocola cookie, you start to shake... Your friends were worried why you shaking and then you fell on the ground and crying..... After all this time... Finally... You we'll be together once again... You were so happy.. !
White Lily and Pure Vanilla comfort you as the best they can as Hollyberry thank the queen for her help. "No problem, I truly hope you two reunite and can rest, but before you go, have these little jewelry for you and the girl~, hope to see you two soon~" she say, as she clap her hand and one of the servent came with two little box of some golden jewelry, you thank her again and run to the exist while the others were trying to keep up with you (Pure Vanilla and White Lily 😐). You couldn't content your excitement and joy, you were finally seeing your sister after so long !! You hoped that she had a great life where she lived after all those years.
Your final stop was actually very far from the Golden Cheese kingdom, it took some weeks to reach out, but you all arrived there. On your way, they others told you about the ruler of this Kingdom, it wasn't a regular Kingdom like you saw, this Kingdom was the most popular, powerful, beautiful and most importantly well ruled. The queen who's ruling on was their spouse, you didn't know she was married to them, White Lily cookie told you about the adventures her and the others went when they were younger, Pure Vanilla say that Sweet Bleu Chocola cookie is super sweet, kind, pure, soft, strong... A really great person to meet, when you three arrived, they weren't lying...
You don't recall or remember seeing a Kingdom this beautiful, no dirt, no poor cookies, even the marche was full of good items/foods, but you wasn't here for that, you search freakently all the cookies, trying to see your sister anywhere as your fellow was trying to call her or asking others, after an hour or two you three stopped near a little park, "Don't worry, friend, we'll find her soon" said Pure Vanilla as he place a comforting smile for you... You return the smile, but you were a little worried about (y/scn)... Maybe she run off somewhere else... Or-
"Oh My Witches ?! HOLLYBERRY YOU'RE BACK !!"
A girl run to your direction and jump at Hollyberry giving her one BIG hug that she returned, "Pure Vanilla ! White Lily ! You two came here too !! Ooh I'm so happy !!" The girl then let go of Holly and hugged Pure Vanilla and White Lily at the same time, it was a cute scene to be honest, the girl then turn to you and introduce herself as Sweet Bleu Chocola Cookie... Wait- The queen the three others had been talking about ?!?
You greet her and asked her if she saw your sister, you showed her the picture and she immediately recognised it. "Oh ! I know her ! She's one of my bodyguard, if you want you can see her ^^" she say, with a smile, you immediately hugged her, thanking her for taking care of her when you weren't there... She just returned the hug, happy to make an other cookie happy, while she guide you to where (y/scn) was, the others told her why they were with you and what were you here for. She totally understood the feeling you were having, her sister too felt that way, and her also when she was alone.
When you got to the place your sister was, you saw her... She grow up so fast... Now she was a strong, young woman.... You almost wanted to cry... "Do you want me to call her ?.." Sweet Bleu asked, not wanted to force you too much, you nod.... still shaking, as she called her, White Lily and Pure Vanilla tell you that everything will be alright... You don't have to worry anymore... When (y/scn) saw you, she was shocked, to say the least... Then almost tear up and run to you and hug you tightly...
After so long... You two were finally able to see each other, be together again like the old days... You couldn't hold back your tears as your hug her back and cried... You thank your friends for their help and support.... Without them, you don't think you'll be able to see your sister again... "Nah, don't worry pal, it was a great adventure we had ! Plus, I told you we'll find her", "I'm so glad to see you two reunited, y/n cookie, it was a pleasure to help you.", "No need to thank us y/n cookie, I-it was nice to h-help ^^", Sweet Bleu just smile, "now that (y/scn) is my bodyguard, would you like to live her y/n cookie ? I assure you, there is enough place for more cookies !".... You just smile as you held your sister in your arms... After all you're not going to live your sister anytime soon..😊
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May i requesth something por favor? If thats ok! Well i mean. I just had a wee thought and saw your requests are open! So bear with me on this 😅 so like maybe every few years or something for whatever reason the village has some sort of lottery as celebration? Idk anyways so the girls n lady d n reader are all having like dinner or something in the dinning room n discuss the celebrations idk but anyways somehow the conversation is “what would you do if you won the lottery?” (There rich af as if they need to win like be fr rn) n ask readers. N readers like. If i won the lottery id want a ‘golden shower’ and ya know maybe r doesnt get what a golden shower is 🤷♀️ so while there all loosing their shit readers like well ya know itd be a guest bathroom but there not alowed to use it you can look at it but not use it ya know. I fear lady d is angry or mortified. Then readers like. Well i mean. I would use it, but when i’m sad like you can be sad but in a golden shower. Ya know?
Anyways i have no idea if this is. Like. Good? Idk. I really hope ive not written this in a demanding way i promise i have manners! Obviously do as u wish! Erm. Idk how to. People. I’m tired rip
-big brained person, me. Aka deluded anon

Awhh haha, that’s a fun one, hon! XP poor Alcina is…terrified and feels slightly mocked lmao
Let’s get into it!🙌
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Bela
“I think I’d go for a golden shower”, you hum
Her golden eyes widen slightly as she looks at you, a frown appearing on her face
She isn’t entirely up to date with kinks and sexual themes in general
But she thinks she’s fairly sure of what a golden shower is…
And while she frowns in confusion and slight disgust, she supposes she can applaud your boldness
She turns from you, ready to forget this entire interaction and turn back to her food
Then she jumps, yelping when you bump your shoulder against hers
You giggle, smirking playfully
“A golden shower for goldie locks?”, you attempt to joke, raising your hand
She shivers when your finger twists a curl of her hair around it, bringing attention to her blonde hair
She grimaces for a moment, hoping it might just pull the attention away from the fierce blush that takes over her cheeks
“N-No thank you”, she stammers, face entirely red
You frown, confused
You’ve never seen her this flustered
She reaches for her wine glass, hoping the blood-wine might help, if only a little bit
Then, you straighten up, giggling as you think you come to the realization as to why she’s acting like this
“I’m not gonna be in the shower too”, you assure her, hoping it might help the poor thing in her overly flustered state
This, however, nearly has Bela choke on the wine
She’s coughing as she sets the glass down, lowering her head as if to escape the glances of you and her family
Cassandra and Daniela laugh loudly, though you don’t quite understand why
Still, you shrink when you glance at Alcina and see her glaring daggers at you
Her fingers are twitching, as though she’s trying hard to hold back from tearing you apart for accidentally making such advances towards her precious eldest
You quickly withdraw from the blonde, shrugging a little to yourself
“More for me then, I guess”
Cassandra
Upon being asked what you’d do if you won, you answer so very boldly;
“Oh, I’d get a golden shower! How awesome would that be?”
She grimaces, almost instantly
While she herself can be considered rather bold, this is a new level entirely
At the dinner table, too?
At first, Bela and her scowl, whereas Daniela only giggles
And at last, her golden eyes turn to you, and you tilt your head in confusion as you see her scowl
Jealousy?
Perhaps
But she has no need to feel such things!
You’ll always share, after all!
Cassandra pulls away slightly when you wrap your arms around her, giggling by her ear
“Don’t worry, Cassie. I’ll be so rich, I can get you one, too!”
This, too, has her growl and blush fiercely
She snarls at her laughing sisters, doesn’t dare meet her fuming mother’s eyes
“I don’t want it!”, she growls quietly, shooting a dirty look at Daniela as she keeps on laughing, tears building up by her eyes already
You pout, almost
“It’ll be really warm though, Cass! Just think about it, each time we’re sad, we can be sad in our golden showers!”
She snarls
“Will you stop saying golden shower?!”
Bela, unable to keep from laughing too, coos at her sister’s embarrassment
It’s rare to see Cassandra this flustered, but it’s such a fun sight, she doesn’t correct or even just inform you of what your words imply
Pulling back, you too coo as you see Cassandra’s bright pink cheeks
You’ve rarely seen her like this!
You suppose, she just feels very strongly about golden showers…
Daniela
“I think, I’d get a golden shower. For whenever I’m sad, or in a special mood”, you hum
Daniela giggles for a moment, though her laughter quietens down when you finish your sentence with a playful wink going her way
Immediately, her cheeks burn with heat and turn to a light pink shade
This only gets worse when you coo at her, rambling on about this “golden shower”
“Have you ever had one?”, you ask her, well aware of her liking towards shiny things, and especially gold
The poor thing feels like she might burst
Her flies buzz loudly, her golden eyes are wide
Her blush quickly spreads from her cheeks down her neck and even to the top of her cleavage
She shakes her head quietly, stammering about this and that, her words hardly making any sense in the first place
You frown, confused
“We could share! I’ll let you have a turn when I’m getting dry and comfy again”, you giggle, but the playful words only add to her embarrassment and flustered state
At first, her sisters were laughing and Alcina only shook her head a little
Now, overprotective as always, the three are quiet
Bela’s arms are crossed, Alcina practically glares across the table and Cassandra already rises to her seat
While she enjoys seeing her little sister so flustered, even gets a good laugh from it, she will not stand for anybody speaking to her like this
At the dinner table nonetheless!
Seeing this, Daniela quickly raises her hand, slapping it over your lips gently to shush you
“Maybe think of another wish”, she insists
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participating in this years ggy week made me think about last year's, and I was just remembering hosting ggy week and how it was a lot of fun coming up with the prompts and doing a community event like that, so I've been thinking
I'm kinda wanting to host a week again this year. I'm wanting to wait until after secret of the mimic depending on the week theme, but the two options I'm thinking of right now are either a beckory week, or a Gregory + vanessa + freddy found family week!!
3 star fam is the theme I'd want to wait until after sotm for, since theres a chance we COULD get some content for them there even if its small (found footage theory my beloved). beckory week I'd want to do during summer as well, because people would have more free time to make stuff and also just summer vibes are awesome (would also apply to 3 star tho)
anyway let me know what you think!! what kind of content sotm will have will definitely influence my decision I think but we'll see. let me know if ur interested in either one bc I want to do them equally. I definitely would do the other at a different time like next year at some point if I did one of them, so theyd both get done just at different times. theyd be a different kind of week since theyd just be based off of a couple characters and their relationships with eachother, so prompts would be more fanon au-ey bc of the potential the characters have
edit: tbh after thinking on it I think I'm swaying in favor of a 3 star fam week. I miss making stuff for them and they have a chance of appearing this year when ggy content doesnt really outside of if they release a trailer/announcement late in the year
with sotm I think both sides of what could happen would work with a 3 star week. it could be like, they get content in any way shape or form and things are hype and they're relevant and motivation is there, or sotm has no content for them and the week is to like make up for the lack 😭 give them a little love in this gap year IF sotm is purely mimic lore and early Fazbear and nothing else (found footage theory come through)
so yeah! I'm definitely thinking now if I host one this year itll be a 3 star fam week. let me know how yall feel!! would you participate?? once again itd be during summer so hopefully less busyness and more time to create if you wanted to do stuff for the week!! theres def more info abt what a 3 star fam week really entails (the theming and kind of prompts) but I'd talk about that info in the actual announcement post
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no one else gaf and i know no one here will but im posting him anyways. would u like to see my grima robin. under readmore bc body horror
is he cuteness^ FOR explanation ig hes part of an au i have to fix feas messy time travel plot where p much all it changes is the player robin is actually future robin (aka already grima) but with amnesia still. so like he doesnt remember anything bad he did. meanwhile current time robins falling into grimas grasp as we speak yeah. yeah :) mostly to fix the nonsense in the game where killing grima also killed present robin??? I DONT think this robins evil anymore tho like. he doesnt remember and hes learned love and whatever thru the story hes awesome. hes all body horrored up bc idk i think itd be cute if his body broke a little in the final battle from overusing magic. so when naga revives him he comes back a little broken? he doesnt have any grima powers anymore in epilogue his body just cant fix itself so hes a little scaryy but in a cute way. cute to me. sorry i have autism about the god of death hes soooo cute and special i think baby lucina is a little scared of him but thinks his wings are pretty so she stops being scared. this is a chrobin au also if i didnt make that clear bc theyre real to me
might delete later im shy but i need people to know my grima in my head hes so special and i dont have anyone to talk to about him anymore
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Andréa!!! I wanted to let you know that seeing your fountain pen posting got me to cave in and I ended up getting a TWSBI ECO, the transparent purple was too pretty to resist. I now feel like a little bug dancing around as I wait for it to arrive. 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟
Do you have any ink recommendations? I got Diamine Eclipse based on a friend, but some of the blues you use are really gorgeous!
YAY OMG!! thats so awesome!!
diamine is a really good brand!!! i hope the ink is sm fun ooo
ty for appreciating my bluesss!! im gonna do a big pen ramble AS I TEND TO DO SO IM PUTTING IT UNDER A READMORE!!! ink photos and reccs ahoy!!
here's every blue and the one purple i own!! i've gone and tweaked the 1st image to better reflect the colours (at least to my eye and computer screen, it may differ from screen to screen!) and i'll include an unedited photo too. i'll go over each one to attempt to capture their real life qualities:
Pilot Iroshizuku ama-iro: this ink is so bright it practically leaps off the page! it feels so much like staring into the deep blue of a swimming pool on a bright sunny day. i smile everytime i see it.
nagasawa onomatopoeia puka puka: this colour is super hard to capture. (in the unedited photo it's got some weird saturation going on + it's a little thin looking in both photos but in real life it's quite solidly readable) the shade of blue is this really special pastelly powdery blue that i think really neatly matches the 'tenshi kawaii' aesthetic or like, cinnamoroll merch. i adore it deeply.
pilot iroshizuku tsuki-yo: this ink is like, imagine the deep green-blue of a lily pad pond in the moonlight. that's how nice it is.
j. herbin diabolo menthe: as bright and miku-y as it looks. this one doesn't shade like the rest of the inks here, so it makes a pretty solid line.
takeda jimuki kyo-no-oto hisoku: this one is very dear to me. it's very much reminiscent of a cold churning ocean on an overcast day. i can basically feel that cold salty ocean mist when im writing with it ^u^ of all the inks here, this is the only one that has given me any problems, though - it's a tad on the dry side and the pens ive inked it with are more likely to hard start on me. not a dealbreaker exactly but good to know i think. the rest of these inks are very smooth juicy inks.
waterman paris tender purple: this ink is so rich and saturated that it makes me feel very kingly to write with it. it's a very velvety eggplant purple.

here's all the bottles, for fun! i love a nice ink bottle >:)
moving on to some inks on my wishlist that you might like!
the nagasawa puka-puka was so nice that i really want to try this shade of purple that they have too! (nagasawa onomatopoeia uto-uto)

pilot iroshizuku is another fantastic one and the murasaki-shikibu colour looks so TASTY!!! plus the kon-peki blue which is a bit darker than ama-iro!


jetpens just got these new inks that come in super cool bottles - endless alchemy (and i'm very interested in this shimmer ink: candy sea & toffee) if you're wanting to use a shimmer ink TWSBI is the best pen for that (theyre so good at not being clogged) PLUS if you're liking blue inks and have a purple pen i feel like this is soooo perfect!!! the pinky purple shimmer!!! itd be so gorgeous seeing it through the barrel!!


anyways THANK YOU FOR LISTENING I LOVE PENS I LOVE INKS
#fountain pen posting#autismposting#stationery#fountain pens#fountain pen inks#also can i say its super sweet and makes me so happy when people use my name i feel so cared about ahh
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thinking about roadkill, tahira x mayra... they share a lot of themes imo!! and also itd be just be cute hehe.. so!! in this post i talk indepth about why i ship them:] roadkill shippers rise up!!!!!!
wanting to have been born differently "i was born from evil and i will always be evil and i cant even live up to that" x" I wish I had been born as something beautiful and pure"
wanting to start over "If this wasn't really the end, and I could do it again, do you think that I'd deserve it? Do you think that I'm worth it?" x "I wish I could start over, that whatever that initial sin was had never been committed .. I want to start over"
shame concerning their desires
they go about their shame differently, i think..! tahiras 'tearing them out', 'compensating !! realising them into existence !! so is mayra ("now I am an adult and I try to have sex, and I'm not there mentally, even if my body is participating, I feel like I am in the past again") but i feel like its different for reasons im struggling to articulate... mayra is trying to have sex, she 'want[s] to have fun, to feel safe in someone else's arms, to reach the heights of pleasure, but [her] mind scares [her] so much' !!
related to the one above, they both have.. abnormal (??) sexual urges tahira says that she gets off to videos of people dying/cutting herself,i
predator x prey i really like how mayra says that shes declawed, that shes never fighting back again, how shes prey. and!! tahira, in that sense, could be viewed as a predator..!! her violent urges... "And now I'm filled with a dreaded excitement whenever sharp teeth and claws draw near" x "So you can't stand to see me punishing myself? Only other option is to take it out on someone else!" theres a bunch of other lines that could fit that i think, but i like those, bc it tackles their "want to be hurt/wants to hurt" thing? like mayra once said, "If it's not something I want, then it couldn't be my fault" !! which ties well into my next point...
kink‼️‼️‼️ i think they could explore their desires together through kink .. !! like !! dealing with them in a safe space with someone that they trust..!! would need a lot of communication, which neither of them are rlly good at But!! postcanon:) i think they could learn together. itd be hard but also awesome
theres not a lot regarding their interests that could draw them together, But ☝️ i think mayra come off as rather.. stoic? she looks disinterested, maybe, even when she is. projecting that onto her. but ☝️i also think that shes easy to fluster. so ☝️i think tahira should fluster mayra by teasing her, bc that seems like something shed do. and because i would find that cute :) imagine: tahira says something fucked up just toget a reaction out of mayra, and they Fluster. and tahira locks on her new target. starts out as just teasing but then they both catch feelings... kicking my legs in the air... their interests might not tie them together, but their dynamic would still be a bangerrrr
also. the height difference!!! its just my headcanon but i think its v cute
one must imagine mayras cruffing tahira by the neck like a kitten
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this is soooo embarrassing. I can’t believe I’m even typing it out. But dude, I’ve been a gaymer for as long as I remember. I’m 30 pounds too heavy. I’m 27 and living. With too many roommates in the suburbs. And well. I’ve been watching Glee lately. And I just got to the season around college and I was hoping I could rent some tapes. See, I’ve got this major crush on Darren’s character Blaine and itd be awesome to always be singing and dancing and having fun. I was never a theatre kid myself. Any chance you can help?
Almost like a miracle, right when you considered ordering a tape from Be Kind Rewind, one of your roommates got a VCR. You suppose. You’re not sure which one of them actually got it, but it’s right there, plugged into the TV in your living room, so someone must have. The only thing is, you’ve had to wait until everyone was out to use it. You double check that the door is locked and everybody is out for the evening. You’re embarrassed to be seen watching the show, but you’re embarrassed for another reason tonight, too. Because renting this tape feels like a special occasion, you’ve decided to cosplay as Blaine a little bit. Your hair is neatly slicked back and you’ve donned a cardigan and bow tie to match his put-together preppy look.
When you’re certain the coast is clear, you open the (thankfully discretely marked) package and a die rolls out into your hand. Oh yeah. The die thing. Weird. You toss it onto the coffee table and it lands on 4.
When the VCR whirs to life, you hear those a cappella credit trills that indicate whatever episode that was playing has already ended, so you jab the rewind button, humming the music quietly to yourself. You scratch your stomach and realize the fabric of your cardigan is much looser than it should be. You lift it up and see that your stomach has shrunk, flattening against your torso, which seems firmer and more lithe in general.
Stunned, you gaze at yourself in the nearest mirror, noticing how the new outfit looks even more Blaine-like after your bizarre transformation. In fact, everything is looking more Blaine-like. Your eyebrows thicken and darken, your slicked-back hair darkening along with them. As your lips plump up and your skin tans slightly, you realize you look like a total Blaine doppelganger. Your dick hardens in the thrift store pants you bought to match the overall preppy look. You look just like your crush! You’re not even questioning it, you just figure you must be dreaming or something. But even if you’re only dreaming, why let the opportunity pass you by to admire yourself more… privately?
In a daze, you wander into the bathroom. Instead of the pigsty it normally is, living with so many roommates, it looks neat and tidy. Tubs of hair gel neatly line the sides of the sink, and the mirror is decorated with playbills, a photo of Blaine and Kurt, and a bumper sticker for a local Lima, Ohio radio station. Not only do you look exactly like Blaine, you’re now in what seems to be his bathroom! You admire yourself in the mirror.

A thrill of excitement thrums through you and you unzip your pants, rubbing yourself at the thought of looking just like your crush.
As you pleasure yourself, you think about the various Glee characters you have the biggest crushes on. Could you use this VHS service to become them all? The thought makes you even more aroused. However, when Blaine returns to your mind, your dick deflates. Suddenly it feels wrong to be thinking about him. You try to cycle back through the other characters in your mind, but suddenly only the female ones come to mind. Brittany, Quinn, even Rachel. Your dick springs back to full hardness and you panic at the sudden shift in your sex drive. You shove your erection back into your pants but not before cum explodes into the sink. You hurriedly wipe it up with some toilet paper.
What the hell is going on? As you scrub, you don’t notice that the gel is slowly easing out of your hair, which curls and falls over your face in a more lackadaisical, unkempt fashion. Stubble sprouts from your cheeks, chin, and upper lip, slowly growing into a short beard. Your clothes morph from your preppy ensemble into more of a rocker vibe, your shredded T-shirt dipping into a V-neck that exposes the dark, matted chest hair that has been busy unfurling across your newly taut torso.
Right when you flush the balled-up wad of TP, a voice interrupts your panic.
“What the hell are you doing in my bathroom?”
You turn to the doorway and see Blaine Anderson standing there. Wait, that can’t be. Weren’t you just him? You turn to look at yourself in the mirror and see a much more rugged, sloppy individual than the person you were just a moment before. You look like Blaine, but… different. Older, somehow. And more unkempt, definitely.

This intruder, on the other hand, looks exactly like Blaine. He also looks annoyed. He taps his toe and runs a hand across his impeccably coiffed hair. “This is why I asked Mom for my own bathroom, so I wouldn’t have to wait for you all the time. How is it that I use 12 hair products a day and you still take longer than I do for everything?”
You’re too shocked to say anything. You’re unsure whether you’re more shocked by the words he’s saying or the fact that Blaine is standing just feet away and you feel nothing about it whatsoever. As your brain sputters, your body kicks into autopilot and you shrug.
“The gays haven’t cornered the market on looking good just yet, little bro,” you chuckle, punching his arm as you head back out into the hallway, which now looks like one that belongs in a pristine suburban home.
As you head back into your room, you notice that it looks entirely different. No game consoles in sight, just laundry strewn everywhere and a mini basketball hoop on the back of the doorway. You absent-mindedly toss a NERF basketball toward the hoop and it hits the rim, flying back in your direction and smacking you in the face, knocking you back onto the unkempt mattress that’s on the floor without a bed frame.
You groggily open your eyes and look around. Where the hell are you? Who the hell are you? You rack your brains. Oh yeah. David Anderson. Eldest son of one of the lamest families on the planet, smack dab in the middle of Buttfuck, Ohio. You scratch your hairy chest underneath your T-shirt and check the time.
You remember you have plans to grab some brews with the boys this evening before seeing the latest movie starring that hot actress you like, so you’d better head out quick so you can hit up the gym beforehand. You throw on your gym clothes, grab your water bottle, and rush out the door.
As you pass by your little bro’s room, you see him singing along to a Mariah Carey tune and practicing his dance moves. You roll your eyes good-naturedly. Singing and dancing aren’t for you, but you appreciate how into it he is. You figure that, for him, singing and dancing brings him the same joy that going to the gym and playing ball with your bros does for you. You leap up to smack the top of the door frame as you head outside, barely giving Blaine another thought as you walk down the street, anticipating the awesome evening ahead of you.

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