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Three | Reader X Carlos Sainz X Rebecca Donaldson
really short, I just needed to deal with this idea before I combust, but it was made with love ❤️
Warnings: online bs, haters
Face claim: Anne-Marie
Imrebeccad
Imrebeccad Weekend with mine truly 🩷
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Carlossainz55 Guapas!! Liked by the author ❤️
Ynishere The 😝 duo is here!
User2 The way she puts her bestie first is iconic
User6 bros before hoes!!!!!!
User9 can we talk about how y/n looks like Rebecca and Carlos emo daughter?
→ ynishere @/carlossainz55 @/imrebeccad they're calling you both old!
→ user9 I'M NOT
→ carlossainz55 @/ynishere you're too young!
→ ynishere I'M 5 YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU THAT'S NOT MUCH
User14 Carlos comment tho 😐
ynishere
Ynishere Pretty women only 🙏🏼
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Imrebeccad I love you, pretty! ❤️
→ ynishere love you too, bella! 🩷
Carlossainz55 Hermosas de mi corazón Liked by the author & imrebeccad
User8 if I was Rebecca I would be screaming and crying with Carlos comments on yn's posts, like what does he mean BEAUTIFUL OF MY HEART? No please kill me already
User3 literally a family
User22 the only place yn is not giving emo is the beach
→ ynishere Forgive me father for I have sin 🙏🏼🙏🏼
Landonorris Carlos in the back thinking about how he managed to the girl
→ ynishere I also got the girl!
→ landonorris and the boy
Carlossainz55
Carlossainz55 Great company ❤️
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User44 nuh uh! This is weird as shit! If Carlos is not cheating, he definitely wants to!
imrebeccad My favourite company, my two favourite persons in the entire world!
User66 everyone is dressed so nice and yn is in a hoodie... How did Carlos choose to cheat on Rebecca WITH HER?
Ynishere Maybe I do look like the weird daughter...
→ imrebeccad don't fuel the daughter allegations!
→ carlossainz55 I'm not old enough to be your father, please, stop
→ ynishere you two are boring...
User56 ok Rebecca, love, she WANTS YOUR MAN!
Landonorris Lucky man
User86 100% not emo anymore
Imrebeccad posted a stories
ynishere
Thnks fr th Mmrs - Fall Out Boys
Ynishere Carlos real reaction to the first pic, like 100% real! No clickbait ❌
(got tired of high heels never again)
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User76 I don't know who's more of a whore around here
User49 Since when this became a whore house?!
Imrebeccad Nice job with the censoring!
→ ynishere thank you!
User98 So Rebecca is the whore, but Carlos what in...
User44 the girl befriended Rebecca just to try to end her relationship SUCH A BITCH
carlossainz55 caught in 4K as you might say
→ ynishere glad you know
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Carlossainz55 and imrebeccad
Carlossainz55 I wasn't supposed to post this, so I'll deal with the consequences of this later, but I have something to tell you guys. I've been seen so many shitty comments on yn's posts, calling her all sort of names that doesn't describe her in the least! She is the most caring, loving, funny, energetic, talkative person I ever met. Everything Rebecca and I can say are good things, and see people that don't know her at all talking shit gives me a headache. Yn say she doesn't care because it is not true, but I now she cares. I came here to straight things up, I'm not cheating on anyone, Rebecca neither, we're just three people that love eachother, and will keep loving eachother till death, you liking it or not. Please me respectful with the two girls that I love, they don't deserve all this bullshit.
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Ynishere I'm too punk rock, I can't cry!
→ imrebeccad she is in fact crying
Ynishere I love you two so much!!!
User4 oh
User66 didn't expected this one
Landonorris Is the Spanish accent isn't it?
→ ynishere yes
→ imrebeccad it helps
Charlesleclerc FINALLY JESUS CHRIST
Scuderiaferarri PR will contact you soon they're currently crying and shipping the new throuple (can't blame them) and @/Williamsracing good luck next year
→ Williamsracing We're READY! Blue will suit you well @/ynishere
→ ynishere @/Williamsracing I love you already 💙
Imrebeccad my two true loves ❤️
Danielricciardo ok, why all the juicy stuff happens after I got out?
#carlos sainz x reader#rebecca donaldson#carlos sainz x reader x rebecca donaldson#f1 x reader#f1 social media au
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It’s going to be a long 4 years.
#i’m trying to be hopeful that trump/vance won’t try to pull a putin and stay in power indefinitely#ignoring all the incredibly terrifying shit he could do this go around#especially with a red senate supreme court and maybe house as well#he was just exhausting to deal with as president last time#with his constant twitter posts and the bullshit he spewed at rapid fire#like christ we have to deal with that again#personal bloggity#a grim silver lining will be trumpgrets will be coming back in the years to come
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tagged by the gorgeous and fabulous @cordiallyfuturedwight and @aprylynn for february's roundup:
tagging the usual music favs: @jiminsproof @thvinyl @jimin-gaon @visionsofgideontheninth @spicyclematis @kimchokejin @jihopesjoint @monismochi plus @kimtaegis for the amy macdonald of it all 💜 and also you, dear reader. MWAH
#heads up! here comes the director's commentary:#16 Carriages - now listen. i love texas hold 'em as much as the next daddy lessons supremacist#but holy shit. it doesn't hold so much as a candle to this track.#just unbelievably stunning. i'm begging you to give it another chance if you skipped over it the first time#Don't Forget Me - me and kayla and apryl all having ms rogers in this month's list... i think we might be better than everyone else actuall#End Of Beginning - good GOD we couldn't gatekeep djo any longer but it's worth it if only for all the bear tiktok edits.#and thus i have fallen for this track all over again. yes CHEF#Showtime - now if you've known me long enough you'll know i'm an absolute sucker for british indie rock bands#especially if their frontman looks like they might not make it through another winter#so you can imagine catfish has had an inexplicable hold on me. anyway their comeback single is actually pretty good#This Is The Life - fantastic tune. 2007 if you can believe it?#what a time to be alive and at the school disco and you're singing the songs and thinking this is the life and so on and so forth#Loving You Will Be The Death Of Me - tom odell can do no wrong in my eyes (ears?) anyway. lovely lovely new album#Never Need Me - been loving rachel for a while now and this single is brilliant. highly recommended.#plus the video features florence pugh and if that doesn't sweeten the deal then christ i don't know what will#Baby Now That I've Found You - i didn't even realise this was a cover of the foundations until hearing it again recently#because alison krauss just has an incredible way of making them her own and thus it's been on repeat.#Deeper Well - okay so now i'm seeing the country thread through this month's picks.#this is another lovely new one. hearing it on the radio and the fact that they have to censor “i used to wake and bake” is hilarious to me#shoutout kayla again because great minds..#Stay For Something - CMAT is phenomenal and if you haven't listened to her yet i can't recommend her entire discography enough.#she had her arsecrack out at the brits last night and well. i would die for her#(speaking of the brits. raye... i literally cried for her. go find the recording of her live at the royal albert hall.#-watch it twice and then come back and thank me)#artists-wise - most of these guys are consistently up there.#katie melua is a new feature this time because all my amy macdonald-ing put me back onto nine million bicycles.#used to get that one mixed up with 99 luftballoons but they're really very different. i'm a fool#so tl;dr: fantastic tunes. do listen#tag#receiptify
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Every so often this post barges into my notifications again.
Anyways. I still don't know what The Deal referenced in the 100 random days episode was and boy fucking howdy do I want to know. "We had a deal" WHAT DID YOU AGREE TO. WHAT CONTRACT DID YOU SIGN.
Lore arg puzzles are all in fact very cool I want to know what that deal was and what it meant I want to get my hands on the funky worldbuilding. Who are Decem exactly? Who are the Alterans? How did either start? Where did their power come from? How- why did they split apart? What exactly do the monoliths mean- what do they do? How does each group communicate what do each of them want and why are they fighting over this man, The Architect- Legundo. Why do they seem to fight so viciously to keep him away from the other group? Do the worlds follow a chronological order that doesn't align with posting order? Just what does the title of Architect mean in the context of this multiverse, with this scale? There's no way this is as simple as a good guy bad guy scenario, not when we have what seems like a fight over the multiverse. I need to go over this again and make more coherent notes. Update my theory wall.
And the question that will haunt me until I have the answer WHAT WAS THAT DEAL???
Because it proves Legundo and Decem have some level of interaction, Legundo to some extent, knows who they are. And somewhere it gave Legs 100 days to sort shit out before everything starts falling apart. What does he do for Decem what does he give them? Why would they give him that time? Why do they seem to have such an argument yet behave in this manner? At what point did Decem stop having so much control over Legundo's direction? When he realized- remembered who Decem meant, remembered the name, what did it mean? How much does he remember? Because the alterans memory messing wasn't perfect, I don't think so. And the meddling from Decem might also be making things resurface. But like. The deal??? The fact that he does and does not seem to be remembering things???? What. I really need to update my notes/wall. Christ.
okay so there's this motherfucker called Legundo on youtube okay mcyt. He does these 100 day minecraft challenge videos, more often than not, they're modded.
there's lore. There's over 20 of the individual videos, and they're all horribly long. Why is he like that. I love it.
He has also condensed these down into 2 supercuts, of parts 1-10 and parts 11-20
Part 1, 1000 days in the minecraft multiverse, is 11 hours long. There is lore here. I have watched all 11 hours of this first supercut. I have learned things and I'm frothing at the mouth with curiosity. There is lore. The lore is vague, non-specific, and also sparse. That did not stop me and now here I am.
Part 2, 2000 days in the minecraft multiverse is NINETEEN HOURS LONG. What the fuck is wrong with this guy. I want to study him under a microscope. the first video of his I watched was 2.5 hours and part of this series, and that is how I ended up down this rabbit hole. but NINETEEN HOURS sir your EDITOR(s) (I only know he does not do them himself, or at least did not for a period of time, because there were snarky editor comments on one of them.)
anyways I'm. I'm going to start biting. I have enrichment in my enclosure in the form of a puzzle I must figure out.
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sounds about right
#toronto maple leafs#leafs lb#mo lol LKFJSKDLFKS#hes not gonna give u defense but u know what he can do? offense#also everyone gassing up benoit but saying we need to old yeller brodie... please... check yourselves#im not even saying benoit sucks im just tired of ppl acting like hes gonna be the second coming of christ for our dcore#like hes FINE. hes been good in his role most nights#but some nights not.... everyone just has preconceived notions of so many of these guys#brodies taking a ton of shit.. even the other night when he was the best player on the ice i had ppl saying bench him like#no girl.. he was playing his offside AGAIN tonight like.#what are u supposed to do abt that... the whole dcore is a mess im tired#the answer is not indignation over our legit 6/7/8 dman being sat for some games tho lol#the real answer has come and gone. we are gonna have to deal with a mess all playoffsjlfksd
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omw to play emotional support for my mom disguised as ✨fun family bonding time✨ for the rest of the week <3333 there's something so deeply wrong with me uwu teehee
#and i still havent texted my friend back even tho she texted me a week ago and i told her ill text her back this week when i have the time#and i DO have the time. im just fucked in the head and the prospect of having a conversation with another person where i again#have to pretend im not at the very brink of a serious mental and emotional breakdown. is making me lose my fucking mind#ik she's having a bad time rn and she needs the reassurance and jesus fucking christ i tried i had two long conversations with her#that were allllll about her. only her. not a single word about me. that's fine. this is what people need in such moments right#to just get patted on the head and hugged and told their suffering is real and what happened to them is unfair and just made to feel#that for a moment they're the centre of attention and it is all about them. this is normal. this is why therapy exists.#so i try to give this to her but it is fucking draining. and i NEVER get the same treatment back. like she caught me crying at uni last week#and like yes she'll say some nice things but she'll always find a way to turn the conversation back on the topic of ✨her✨#like we started talking about my therapy and i finally got to actually say a word or two about what im dealing with. but then she goes#'yeah im just trying to figure out what's wrong with me when i listen to you haha like i could never cut myself cause it looks ugly.#ofc it doesnt look ugly on you haha but i could never lol'#like thanks haha good to know ill just shut up then and steer the conversation back onto you why dont i. i mean its not like#i spent over an hour a few days back sitting with you and listening to your talk about your childhood and validating you and not saying#a word a single fucking word about myself even tho i was also going through it myself but who cares right. and now im the bad guy again#because im not texting back.#i feel like im finally fucking snapping cause at this point im properly fucking angry. IM having a bad time too. IM going through it too.#I have bad coping skills and had a fucked up childhood and traumas in my life TOO and im allowed to just not be able to handle it#i really wanna break something lol maybe therapy's working after all lmao#oh also this is why i dont eat breakfast. i do it once and then feel guilty and suicidal lol normal behaviour#pojebie mnie zaraz przysięgam na boga mam dość kurwa BASTA
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cancelled all future singing lessons 😌
#sweet motherfucking CHRIST that bitch was annoying#i tried soooooo hard to overlook those things and see the good in her#but when she looked at the clock 18 minutes into our 30 minute session and then KEPT. TALKING!!! i was over it#also. very hard for me to sit there#while someone im PAYING MONEY to teach me a skill#tells me aaaaaaaall about their abusive father who used to physically assault them#meanwhile I'm having flashbacks to my OWN trauma when MY abusive father used to do all that#but i have some decorum and tact and sense of context and time and a place#and I also value my privacy#so i never said anything#but i just had to smile and nod and politely say 'wow. that's must have been SOOOO hard for youuuuu :(('#like oh my GOD#can we just fucking SING??#can we just do the thing I paid you to do??#I don't fucking CARE!!#mine#sorry I'm so anxious rn it's translating into anger i guess#but I'm glad that's over and I'll never have to deal with that again#I'll just google it and teach myself to sing#that's what I get for relying on others#every time i seek help from another person. or rely on them for something#they ALWAYS let me down. and I have to figure it out for myself#I don't know why I thought this would be any different#I can do it myself. I always have. and I always will. i don't need anyone#also when she said for a whole MONTH that she'd teach me this technique next session. and didn't.#it was sooooo over
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I don't think that we're all watching the same show indeed and I also think that not all of us remember that before this we had these theories:
- Marta being pregnant;
- Isabel (and Miriam for a bit) being a love interest for Marta;
- Santiago being a love interest for Fina;
- Damian forcing Fina to marry someone;
- Fina being attracted to some other random girl;
- once I even red that Patricia Lambert could have been a love interest for Marta.
And we know how all ended.
Ok, it's a novela and everything is drama but Marta or Fina getting merried with a man..is something that would be so out of character that would compromise the entire story, their story, their arc. And above all their freedom and all the things they fight for with all of their being.
And we know that what it seems to happen based on the preview..rarely is correct.
Mafin have to deal with Santiago and with Eladio, I think that between them there are even too much people.
Maybe I will get disappointed the first time with this show and in the most terrible way but I can't find a reason for a marriage. If Mafin would be in danger, facing someone or something life-threathening they will leave, together. Like they were ready to do with the Barcellona plot.
And every kind of dynamic in a couple is never repeated, we have already seen "the husband" obstacle. What wouldbe the point to have it again?
I have faith, I want to have faith, in the way that the show treat the Mafin story line. They always treat it with respect and love, they can't stop now.
#Mafin is definitively end game
#they are the only couple in the opening theme, for Christ sake
So fucking exhausting seeing people now theorise whether Marta is a lesbian after all. I thought that’d been made clear ever since Jaime. They’ve spent 200+ episodes solidifying her relationship with Fina and her self awareness.
Now, all of a sudden, Pelayo is here and it all flips on a dime? We’ve no idea really where this is all going, except Marta wanting to grow the business and some leaked information that she’s going to marry him? This far into the story, that would only land if he’s gay himself and their marriage would be one for protection (and even then, exhausting and lacking originality but, sadly, making sense for 1958 Spain). Anything else would be utterly nonsensical and would alienate most of the Mafin fandom.
Marta de la Reina, the woman who discovered the true meaning of love and passion with Fina, who self-proclaimed being like Fina (ergo, a lesbian), who confessed having finally found herself and knowing what she wants in life thanks to her love for Fina? The woman who secured a house for them so they could live together? The woman who promised Fina she’d love and take care of her until the end of her days? The woman who would go to any lengths to protect the woman she loves? That’s not a woman who would ever marry someone else or would stomach a man touching her again. I’ve no idea what would need to happen for Marta to be willing to lock herself away again, given she’s only recently broken her shackles and claimed her freedom.
Makes me wonder if we’re all watching the same thing.
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"but there just AREN'T any well-written women in aNyTHiNg I interact with"
DO TEN MINUTES OF RESEARCH.
WATCH BETTER SHOWS. READ BETTER BOOKS.
THERE IS A VERY SIMPLE SOLUTION HERE.
#love when a post is a free blocklist#jesus fucking christ#mel screams about fictional ladies again#THERE ARE A BUNCH OF US WHO TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME ASK US ABOUT IT#ppl say this as if there aren't plenty of flatly-written boring male characters too. who still get popular. or like. expanded on by fandom#look I know I complain about this LITERALLY every day but if your response is just 'there are no good women in anything :(' then#a) you're an idiot and b) I don't want to talk to you because I cannot help you#like stfu and deal with your misogny like at some point you have to learn how to care about women#(YES obviously fiction isn't reality & this isn't the end all be all of activism but WE GOTTA FIX THE LITTLE STUFF TO CHANGE THE BIG STUFF)#(there's also something in here about how a lot of the male characters who tend to be hated more-in my experience-look or#act more in line with what society considers 'stereotypically feminine' which is. we don't have time to get into that right now)#ANYWAY.#MAYBE YOU COULD WATCH/READ THINGS THAT ARE /CREATED/ BY WOMEN SOMETIMES TOO!!!! (not that that will automatically#fix the problem. obviously women can be shitty writers too.)#consider these posts to be my rent-lowering gunshots#:)
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"i thought you said you'd make an effort" MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS ONLY COMPLAINT #1 OUT OF A VERY LONG LIST JUST BE GRATEFUL I CAN WAIT UNTIL THE GUESTS ARE GONE TO SNAP
#YEAH I MAKE AN EFFORT THATS WHY I ONLY COMPLAIN ABOUT THE STUFF I REALLY CANNOT DEAL WITH LONGTERM#god#it's just#incredibly annoying how my mom just goes OUT OF HER WAY to shrink the scope again when i just explained to her what would work#''so you can't speak up and if we do nothing it doesn't work'' yeah no shit then speak up YOU then. like i just said you probably should#i mean. you did say you don't control what guests bring. BUT YES YOU DO#yes you can speak to them about it#you can discuss and make it less systematic#you can express your thoughts#so you actually just lie to sympathize with me but you don't give a shit#and yet you still act like you tried everything like you just don't know what else could be done#i told you what was my problem i told you what would make it better#say you have other priorities#say you expect me to make an effort and not to be the fucking freak i was my whole childhood#that you were kind enough to tolerate most of the time#even though i was sooooo fucking weird when you knew i had problems but couldn't categorize them so why would i need to do things different#say you don't understand why i hurts me if i can ''try to make an effort''#sorry the only kind of family reunion we have is food-based and i can't try and have good relationships w my family if i dont can it#and eat whatever's in front of me so that they can be happy i'm finally normal and grown up#god jesus christ#yeah it IS your house and i don't get to veto or force anything#dont act surprised when your smart plan for dealing with difficult things is expect your kid to shut the fuck up about any problem they hav#and then huh. weird. your kid isn't happy.#i try to foster a good relationship holy shit#i try to go past the things i don't like and compromise and engage w them#how is that not doing my best#i'm sorry i don't feel great when difficult things happen and also i can't control any of it#when you can and you've also shown me many time i can't expect actually meaningful support from you#broadcasting my misery#vent
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i hope that everyone is aware that i am trying SO HARD to be normal but the universe is TESTING ME.
#i am trying ao hard not to fall back into old habits rn but jesus CHRIST brooooooooo#i havent been able to get barely any time with the staff i need for the past two days and now#theyre like 40mins late with my meds bc of another tenant#and its not even like theyre WITH the other tenant rn btw there are two members of staff sat in the office just talking#and its like bro. BROOOOOOOO#like they know this shit is SO triggering and i know they cant help some stuff but i still feel like i should be able to get my meds on time#if they arent actively with another tenant#its such a small thing but it helps my brain remember that actually they do still care abt me lol#all ive wanted to do since like wednesday was just watch a movie with my fp now that we’re cool again#and i was waiting in the lounge for like an hour and no one even came in#and its not like we planned anything so im not mad or whatever im just frustrated that#i had a rlly shit night last night and a pretty shit day today#and there just isnt anyone around to talk to bc theyre all dealing with someone else#or not even just sat around talking or whatever#idk this shit makes me wanna punch things burn everything to the ground and then kill myself if im being totally honest rn#and like last night and this isnt my therapists fault or anything but ahe wasnt able to pick up#and i managed to get thru it but it just added to the feeling like no one gave a shit#and its past nine again so she probs wouldnt be able to pick up now even tho i kinda need help again#idk this shit just. its so fucking triggering and i feel insane and so tightly wound#and ive been putting so much effort into my stupid therapy and i just wanna let go and have a full on meltdown again#i wanna take a bunch of pills and scream and cry and throw things and argue and just LET GO#cuz i feel like thats my ‘true nature’ and everything else is just me faking#or masking#AND IM SO FUCKING SICK OF IT ITS SO MUCH EFFORT AND I FEEL LIKE IM GETTING NOTHING BACK
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#guess who fucking fried 3 very fucking expensive machines today. me. i did#bc a fucking cabled decided to burn out and there was only one little symptom so i switched out the sensor head and inadvertently fried#another instrument. then when i was wait. hang on wtf happened here? and i was trouble shooting. i fried another one. so im down to one#machine. fucking holy christ. one mother fucking cable. a problem i cant fucking control and then i just fucking spred the problem#god dammit. which means i either have to do 20 additional days or we cut the number of reps to 7 or 8#and because of this. ive Disrupted the plans of 4 different labs bc it takes at least 3 months for them to do calibration#ugh. i was so angry. whatever. its fine. these things happen in labs and u kinda just have to deal with it. i dont really feel bad on a#personal level bc ive been working with these things for like 4 years and if i mishandled the problem something was pretty fucked up#bc ive fixed a lot of fucking problems on those machines. bleh. and as im like simmering with rage my family is texting eachother like#yayyy vacation soon ☺️#ugh. its just so frustrating bc i onlu had like 7 days left and i could have got thru all 10 reps. its gonna b maddening on one machine#ans ill have to do more when i fucking get back from vacation when i want it fucking done now but whatever ive bought#my fucking plane tickets and i leave in less than 2 weeks. plus ill get to spend at least one day at home#god im gonna be such a fucking bummer tho. im gonna get of the plane and my fam will b like how r u? and im gonna b like not fucking great#i am barely a functional person and im sure ill b so stressed abt thr fact i have to come back here that ill b on edge the whole time bc#thsts what happened over winter break. whatever. next weekend ill b fucking outta here for like 11 days#and just a few more months until i can leave for good. never walk into thst fucking building again. not that i have anything ready for thst#move. bc again. im barely a functional person#god. now i have to fucking ask for thr stupid bottom of the chamber for this last machine. i swear to christ if i have to fucking drive#down to [redacted] i fucking dont even kno#unrelated
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It's Rays because if it was ra's it would have to be down in the keys
#thank you Goddess for a little to no makeo pic#it's about never breaking up and always making up#no it feels like you kinda more than just wanted to play#you felt a personal dominion with my presence (ashton and murdock reference)#tozoo#well#I am a gentleman who washed your feet first#there was no soap and water that day Christ had only his fishing bucket to wet her podiatry#....was the bird dead#it mignt have been#All birds are my pets and from my own point of view they are in My cage so ehy cage the poor dears again#me: points at bird#it can fly Online and I like that#yellow hooded warbler#like I want jojo to have her hood pierced so bad#you can hang that one in the room.... but I am pretty sure she already knows#she must have drank two 40 oz slurpees#we would get our little sugar rushes on together#kids will just...man they just take off for no fuckin reason#if dealing with a sealed layla to c#well you're an aggressive bumper car driver so have fun you too#yeah she has grown a lot since the pool#ah but when I need the perfect person for the task#and she has claimed the boy and she doesn't realize it#change in location....and influencers#well if they're already like yanno and we're well then there you go#chloe should be careful though becausw I was never the male in the house she should look out for#nah that boy is a legit John Holmes#I laughed at it much as my own parental units had a laugh over mine#even when we were little it was probably bigger than most
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If I had a nickel for every time a division manager came to me with a issue that they would have known the answer to if they simply read the report I send them monthly, it might make up for my lack of benefits
#today!!! they bring me a printout!!! of LAST YEAR’S BUDGET#and not even a full print out!!! it was missing accounts!!! and go ‘it says I have enough money? why did you say I don’t’#and like thing one read the report I send out every month that tells you exactly what your money is#and thing two c’mon. c’mon. you know what year it is man. you know we changed accounting software so your old report generators don’t work.#you know this#and like this is far from the most egregious example I’ve had to deal with lately#or even the most annoying one because Jesus Christ contracts#but also screaming forever what do you all think the report is for#do you think I do them for fun#I mean I do#but they are also functional!!!#anyways I love my job but also again screaming forever#brain thoughts
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nevermind man
#why do i even try. flipping the counter back to 0#in every universe im miserable forever and then i die. we <3 chronic depression#i dont even have anything to say anymore i wish i could just fall asleep and never have to wake up again#but i have work tomorrow so ill get up and go to that and come home and cry myself to sleep again and the world will keep turning#forever and ever. oh well whatever guess ill go to bed#.vent#maybe itll be worth it someday#update this is irrelevant to whatever the fuck i was feeling before but the irony im currently experiencing is off the charts insane#i dont want to talk abt it but jesus christ man. this has to happen Now?#well. maybe its for the best. ill deal with it tomorrow when im less likely to blow my brains out
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Doctor vs Master in terms of who I'd rather have as an enemy is Master all the fucking way. The thing about The Master is their number one priority is not their moral code or revenge or domination or being a villain no their number 1 priority no matter what is being high camp. If the master was after me I would just clap to lower the lights and make "masochism tango" start playing and then during the dance I'd cuff and collar them with some ridiculously strong stuff and at the end they'd be like "mon chéri...it seems you have foiled me for now, but we shall meet again" and then they'd kiss me hand and I probably would have at least a few years before they show up again. Whereas if you're not already in a deeply codependent situation ship and you piss off The Doctor their number one priority is Fucking Getting You. You can fuck off to the year 6 billion in the 13th dimension and they'll still find your ass and be like "I tripled your lifespan and also gave you anterograde amnesia so everyday you will wake up with fewer and fewer loved ones but the grief will be brand new" like jesus christ man i don't wanna deal with that
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