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All the Indiana and CC haters are in shambles right now and I LOVE it!! Y’all lame asf 🤣
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i will never give a fuck about trannies and you clowns can't make me
womp womp, don't care didn't ask
#seriously what do you think i think#oh dear one rando on the internet doesnt give a fuck about people like me?#what a disaster#no#like bro get a life#this is really sad tbh#you cant think of anything better to do than try (and fail) to harass minors online#again#womp womp#jaydens asks#tw t slur#cw t slur#tw transphobes#tw transphobia#cw transphobes#cw transphobia#transphobia
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the max hate boner that sky has is raging today 🥱🥱
#they’re so boring sometimes#think of something new#ted hating on max for making set up changes and not being happy with the set up as if that isn’t his job?????#like bro get a life#m talks
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Me when Logan was about to walk away in the end and Wade was like "Logan 🥺" and that's all it took for him to stay... Y'all I can't they love each other so much 😭
#whether it's friendship or y'all ship you can't say that they don't love each other this is so adorable to me i can't get over this movie#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#wade x logan#poolverine#Deadpool#wolverine#logan tried so hard to act tough but wade won 😭#you can't just sacrifice your life for a man and then act like you don't care bro you love him#he domesticated you#Deadpool 3
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Teyvat's "Most Down Bad" Award Goes to Alhaitham for a Second Year Running
Seeing everyone making fun of Alhaitham for his "stalkerish" tendencies in this event is funny, because I feel like a lot of people missed that "Be literally everywhere Kaveh is" has been Alhaitham's MO from the day Kaveh appeared in the game.
From only grabbing his house keys after Kaveh returned from the desert (he couldn't have had both sets of keys at the end of the Archon Quest unless he went home and got Kaveh's copy) to ditching conversations to get back to his house only after Kaveh came home, to showing up without any warning or explanation in Kaveh's hangout with some ridiculous excuse about hearing his voice through noise-cancelling headphones... Refusing to offer any help in the Temple of Silence story quest other than staying in the library with Kaveh...
Since when does Alhaitham willingly cover anyone else's duties?
But this trend of "Be everywhere Kaveh is" didn't start when they were adults. It was already in place when they were still Akademiya students--and it's a trend that didn't end even when they had their fight.
Even when they weren't speaking, Alhaitham dogged Kaveh's every step through published responses to Kaveh's research articles in academic journals. He insisted on keeping a line of communication between himself and Kaveh open, even if the only way to do that was through very public ideological clashes. Pulling Kaveh's pigtails to get his attention lolol. It's implied that, for at least the few years between their fight and Kaveh moving in, this was the only communication between them--Alhaitham's refusal to allow their connection to entirely fade away. (And the fact that this is revealed in Kaveh's character stories--through his precious journal that records the moments of his life that had the most impact on him--shows just how deeply he values the fact that Alhaitham didn't give up.)
Another relevant side note: Alhaitham never asked Kaveh to give up his half of their house. Knowing half of it belonged to Kaveh, knowing that Kaveh may one day want to reclaim his part of it, knowing that it was listed as theirs, Alhaitham moved into the house and made zero effort to change its ownership. He was completely fine with living in "his and Kaveh's house." The stories suggest it was only months later (or even longer) that Kaveh even noticed he had the house, and he transferred away ownership of his portion without Alhaitham ever asking him (or even seemingly wanting him) to do so.
Please, let that sink in. Alhaitham actively left his grandmother's (presumably comfortable) house to move into "his and Kaveh's house," with no apparent explanation for why, and after doing so, he made no attempt to change that "his and Kaveh's" label. He moved into the house with no promise that Kaveh wouldn't show up on the doorstep the very next day and move in too. It almost feels like another deliberate provocation--I've moved into our house, are you going to come stop me? LBR, if Alhaitham had had his way, Kaveh would have been living there with him from Day 1...
There's also the fact that Kaveh literally can't write on a single message board anywhere in the entire nation of Sumeru without Alhaitham hunting his messages down and responding to them (which absolutely no one else does, by the way).
"NUH-UH!" "UH-HUH." "NUH-UH!"
Alhaitham's own character stories tell us explicitly that one of Alhaitham's defining character traits is "He is never where you need him to be," yet somehow...
Shot, and chaser:
Any time Kaveh is in the slightest bit of need or danger or just wants Alhaitham near, Alhaitham is "coincidentally" exactly where Kaveh needs him to be, whenever Kaveh needs him to be there.
Alhaitham didn't just "happen" to run into Kaveh in Port Ormos, an entirely different city from where he was supposed to be working. He didn't just "happen" to read the same terrible book as Kaveh when we know he otherwise would not waste a moment of his time on poorly-written literature...
He didn't just "happen" to appear when Kaveh was upset and needed a distraction in the House of Daena during Kaveh's hangout. He didn't just "happen" to be sitting around waiting when Kaveh needed answers after the Archon Quest. He didn't just "happen" to find Kaveh's academic publications and every single message board posting and respond to them at length and in public.
Which is exactly what Kaveh's mother told Kaveh he needed.
What level of down bad is "Abusing your powers as an Akademiya employee to keep tabs on your crush's library loans"? Just asking for a friend.
The only person for whom Alhaitham just "happens" to be available is Kaveh, over and over and over again--because he is very deliberately making himself a constant presence in Kaveh's life.
(Like, out of all things, I think people really underestimate the devs deliberately paralleling the romantic relationship between Kaveh's mother and father with Kaveh and Alhaitham's relationship. If you want to point to one thing that says "These two characters are intentionally queer-coded," it doesn't get any more obvious than this.)
Alhaitham, are you not embarrassed to be this transparent??? 🫣
#genshin impact#haikaveh#kavetham#alhaitham#kaveh#I wasn't even looking for half these screencaps#I was just scrolling through the content and “Oops; there's another one”#imagine thinking it's a “coincidence” to run into someone in a desert that stretches hundreds to thousands of miles#I say this in the most positive way possible#but I think Alhaitham might actually need an intervention#bro is reading PULP FICTION for a man#checking the message boards daily for updates from a dude he already lives with#skipping work to do favors for his favorite#I would say his Kaveh hyper-focus is impacting his quality of life#but Kaveh IS his quality of life so...#do you think the merchants in the market are getting savvy#when they see Alhaitham coming they're just like#“Oh Mister Alhaitham! Mister Kaveh was really admiring this painting the last time he came through--”#how many times do you think Alhaitham's brought home new foods only to never buy them again because Kaveh didn't like them?#we could end world deforestation with Alhaitham's pining alone
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Etho "I am not a protector" Slab
#trafficblr#3rd life smp#last life smp#double life smp#limited life smp#secret life smp#ethoslab#bdoubleo100#smallishbeans#tangotek#not gonna tag grian and cleo cause they're so faint#been having this idea marinating for a while#am i a bit cringe for thinking sm about etho's life series character? maybe.#no cause I do not get how people do not associate this man with loyalty bro like#was it cause of last life?? double life IDK#etho is a protector and uh I just felt a little bit insane today#life series#my art
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some doodles based on this fic by @roscolate ;w; because holy shit this tore me apart, my heart ached then exploded it's so good
#super mario bros#smb#mario and luigi#dreamyart#like... they are so soft it's unbearable IT'S UNBEARABLE#i also found this fic at a perfect time merry christmas (also life has been a bit of hell right now and sweet soft bros really healed me so#(so thank you basically is what i'm saying)#absolutely the softest mushiest bros i've ever seen my god i was in tatters when you said get some tissues i didn't listen and then i CRIED#i almost forgor weegee's little bruise i know by the end it's mostly healed but like Ah The Reminder Of My Failure As A Brother holy moly#holy cannoli. Holy ravioli#erm anyway this fic is awesome and sweet go read it NOW#(so are the other two bros fics she has! go! GO NOW!!! they're all so squishy!!!!!)
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Hey hey hey may 31th anon! How's 2024 going? ☆ヾ(*´▽`)ノ This year I have for you a leaked Sherlock season 5 image. Thinking of you!! And everyone!!
#may 31th anon#Hello hello hello friends!! How are you!!#I miss you all I miss tumblr I miss drawing these silly men#work was soooo boring today I was really happy that I got to draw John in a baby carrier afterwards (*´︶`*)#what have you been up to??#my job is very boring most of the time unfortunatly!! I want to have a new job a little bit but I also never want to have a job interview#ever again and also I might get a lamp this year (!) I have heard that someone has already printed out the lamp form#are you excited for good omens season 3??#I am!! I have also been watching a lot of x-files#(*´▽`*) we also have moths in the kitchen#I do not know what they are eating we have been storing all of our food in the fridge since last week but new moths keep coming#yesterday one flew out of the forks and spoon drawer#it's her kitchen now#I also got a mole removed#now instead of the mole I have a scar the exact same size an color of the mole#I have also been working on a longer comic project!! I think it will be ready to be shared this summer and I really hope you will like it#it's about the old dragon bros characters and their life with the princesses (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤#I'm having a lot of fun drawing again!!#I hope you're having fun too#also I had to write an email today and I had to attach a pdf file but it was upside down#I could not fix it#I just hit send
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the blocking of the alhaitham and kaveh reveal scene is so funny to me, because the scene shows alhaitham and kaveh getting closer to where candace, the traveller and paimon will be overhearing them but the framing of it is just so... ???
the only reason given for this is that candace overhears a 'private' conversation, and the whole time alhaitham and kaveh are shown talking, they are seen walking farther away from the main streets, to stand behind crates in order to have said private conversation
when describing all the instances of candace's visions, alhaitham says that it's common to see people having a private conversation in a secluded place, meaning that description aligns with what he and kaveh were doing, because, yeah!! It was!!! They were shown walking away from surrounding people to talk behind some crates, out of sight
And when candace and the traveller jump out to approach the potential suspects, it’s framed as them interrupting something, like the shot is so tight, kaveh is visually confused and alhaitham has to turn his head 180 degrees like an owl
to me this is so funny?? kaveh ran into alhaitham by chance in port ormos and they both started walking aimlessly to go to a more secluded place to talk, like they didn’t even have to think about it
when alhaitham goes to leave, he walks in the opposite direction, meaning that he was working but took to aimlessly wandering around with kaveh in order to talk about mehrak and listening to kaveh’s theories of it gaining consciousness, im thinking,,, fond
#haikaveh#kavetham#alhaitham#kaveh#5.1 spoilers#i cant believe hoyoverse just gave us a reaction screengrab of haikaveh being interrupted#i will process the blocking of alhaitham saying he’s on the clock and then walking further into the alley like bro couldnt care less#he needs his special yap time with the light of his life and hes valid for that#the mehrak haikaveh daughter is something that will process at some point!??!!?#IM SO HAPPY TO SEE THEM <333333#my brain is everywhere but i definitely have thoughts that i’ll get down at another time!! this was just my first impression <333
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tfw you shoot your boss but he comes back to life so you organise an impromptu mutiny against your him which leads to you accidentally bringing about the literal biblical apocalypse which is only stopped by your immortal boss dying for good this time but psych he actually comes back to life AGAIN and then immediately runs away whilst you’re on a coffee run and you don’t hear from him until a few months later when he’s suddenly a wanted terrorist on the news with his toxic ex and some random junior doctor
#torchwood#ianto jones#gwen cooper#toshiko sato#owen harper#captain jack harkness#torchwood fanart#torchwood s1#doctor who#doctor who s3#tosh is so tired fr#like brother what is Jack getting up to now !!!!#meanwhile Jack is having the worst time of his long life#bro was betrayed by his team then shot by them then had to give his lifesource to stop the actual devil#THEN he got flung to the end of the universe where his toxic ex told him that he was fundamentally wrong and bad™️#THEN he becomes a wanted criminal and then gets tortured by his toxic space ex’s toxic space ex in the most horrific way for a year#AND THEN he comes back and his OTHER toxic space ex tries to kill his team this man CANNOT CATCH A BREAK
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Ugh younger siblings am i right??? 🙄 🙄 🙄
#doodle#stardew valley#stardew sebastian#stardew valley maru#hope yall caught the Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse reference#she’s just trying to help#he should pay attention to his surroundings more#can 20+ year olds still be grounded? lmao#is this sebastian’s 13th reason why he wants to leave for zuzu city?#look we all know maru wouldnt accidentally set Seb’s bike on fire#but like as an older sis who has a younger bro who accidentally messes up when they get a little too eager to help..
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Shen Yuan getting transported into pidw isn't "the system punishing him for being a lazy internet hater," but instead representative of "step 1 of the creative process: getting so mad at something you decide to go write your own fucking book" in this essay I will
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#the fact that people think scum villain#-a series that examines and criticizes common tropes in fiction-#is somehow against criticism or being a little hater is wild to me#especially since shen qingqiu never gets punished for being a hater#heck- he's still a little hater by the end of the series#he mostly gets punished for treating life like a play and like he and the people around him are characters#(or in other words- he suffers for denying his own wants and emotions and his own sense of empathy)#I think some of y'all underestimate how much writing/art is inspired by creaters being little haters#like example off the top of my head-#the author of Iron Widow has been pretty vocal about the book being inspired by their hatred of Darling in the Franxx#I think my interpretation of Shen Yuan's transmigration is also supported by the fact that this series is an examines writing processes#side note- though i understand why people say Shen Yuan is lazy and think its a valid take it still doesnt sit right with me#i am probably biased because my own experiences with chronic pain and depression and isolation#but ya- i dont think Shen Yuan is lazy so much as he is deeply lonely and feels purposeless after denying parts of himself for 20ish years#like yall remember the online fandom boom from covid right?#being stuck completely alone in bed while feeling like shit for 20 days straight does shit to your brain#the fact that no one came to check on him + he wasn't exactly upset about leaving anyone behind supports the isolation interpretation too#+in the skinner demon arc he describes his life of being a faker/inability to stop being a faker now that he's Shen Qingqiu#as “so bland he's tempted to throw salt on himself” and “all he could do is lay around and wait for death” (<-paraphrasing)#bro wants to be doing stuff but is stuck in paralysis from repeatedly following scrips made by other people#another point on “Shen Yuan isn’t lazy” is just the sheer amount of studying that man does#also he did graduate college- how lazy can he really be#he doesnt know what hes doing but he at least tries to actively train his students#and he actually works on improving his own cultivation + spends quite a bit of time preping the mushroom body thing#+he's experiencing bouts of debilitating chronic pain throughout all this#but ya tldr: Shen Yuan's transmigration is an encouragement to write and not a punishment and also i dont think its fair to call him lazy
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house: sorry i can't go down on you. bum leg and all
wilson, without missing a beat: sorry i can't return the favor. standards, you see, i'm sure you understand
house: (struggling not to smile) we could always make out?
wilson: so i can taste vicodin? i'll pass
house, internally: (wistful) so close..... maybe next time
house, out loud: your loss!
#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#i feel like i made a joke like this already but this one's funnier#silly bros who get a little homosexual sometimes ahhh what's more to life
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I'm not fucking joking when I tell you I saw this panel and literally started sobbing and crying over seeing my babygirl buying chocolate with just fucking quarters. This is the people's jason todd for real, thank you Juni Ba
#actually was just squeaking and squaking over this like oh my god real jason rep#gotta make him a loser boy flag or pfp#love when my bbg is a boyfailure whos just trying to do right#bro has no equipment and risks his life everyday because hes emo and has trauma /hj#if he doesnt get a hug from bruce by the end of this and a new pair of clothes ill cry#pls give me a fic w this version of jay getting hugs and love from his bros#bro looks like he has one pair of clothes he can actually stand to wear with his autism#and he never takes that mask off even if it kills him#i know his hair is matted#boy wonder dc#boy wonder#dc comics#jason todd#red hood#dc black label#barking and woofing and waughing#jason todd kinnie#red hood kinnie#batfam#batfamily#batman#batman comics#batman jason todd#damian wayne#damian al ghul#damian wayne al ghul#jason todd wayne#boy wonder preview#scruffy jason todd#loser boy jason todd
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Why was he more excited about that damn guillotine gun than anything else in that dlc LMFAO
#assassin’s creed#ac unity#arno victor dorian#arno dorian#meme#GENUINELY HE LOOKS LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD GETTING A NERF GUN FOR THE FIRST TIME#THE WAY HE GOES FROM 🤨😐 WITH LÉON TO IMMEDIATELY 🤩 WHEN HE GETS THE GUN#LIKE HELPPPP#bro is going through it but that stupid guillotine gun literally brought the life back into him#I DONT THINK HE SMILED THAT BIG IN THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME LMFAO
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"Even though Sonic lives by his own rules, his destiny is often shaped by the two constant figures in his life: his best friend, Tails, and his dastardly nemesis, Dr. Eggman." - info.sonicretro.org/images/6/6f/Sonic06_Prima_digital_guide.pdf#page=6
im not normal…the brubbersssss
#ask#anon ask#‘’the two constants in his life’’ IM INSANE#everytime i see something like this i just get reminded of all those sonic 2 parodies where they made it so sonic doesn’t even like tails#like no!!!!! that’s his best friend!!! his lil bro!!!#i used to get so mad at those when i was younger holy shit#anyway yeah i’m gonna be thinking about this for the rest of the day#guh i love when it gets mentioned that tails and eggman have both been there since the beginning#sonic the hedgehog#miles tails prower#unbreakable bond#the brothers ever#dr eggman
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