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THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!
#bumblebee#b 127#transformers one#transformers fanart#transformers#optimus prime#i think hes so funny#bro went outside and on his first day he was given weapons and immediatly went and killed like 30 people#calm down boy#hes kinda scary#hes like killing people and havign SO much fun#u cant be doing that white baby 😭😭😭#hes going to be a monster on the battlefield
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I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha
I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit
#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!#troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways...#For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair#and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision??#and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :]#I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH#Let JD be a good older brother pleeease#also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!!#i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i#also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos#the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh#trolls#trolls band together#john dory trolls#trolls john dory#bruce trolls#trolls bruce#beach bros au#cherris canvas#I made that last image btw#everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up#and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling
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DAMIAN, JON DIDN’T BREAK HER 😭
#robin#batfamily#batman#damain wayne#jon kent#jonathan kent#superman#supersons#boy wonder#wonder woman#lizzie prince#bro Jon didn’t break her calm down#they fight like a married couple#dc characters#dc comics#dc robin#dc superboy#dc superheroes#dc superman#dc comcis#dc
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#like ok bro calm down 🙄💀#lost boys 1987#lost boys#tlb 1987#the lost boys 1987#david lost boys#tlb david#david tlb
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#''and if he wasnt hot?''#like hes already yours#calm down#bros jealousy is unmatched#dan and phil#daniel howell#dan and phil games#phil lester#amazingphil#phan#dan howell#dnpgames#dnp#danandphilgames#timi
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A reminder that all it took was just some random annoying British child for c!dream to start crashing and tweaking out like it was the end of the world :3
#kuuyoooo..orwtv#dsmp#c!tommy#tommyinnit#c tommy#ctommyinnit#ctommy#c!tommyinnit#c!dream#c!discduo#discduo /neg#discduo#cdream#c dream#like bro? calm your ass down you're embarrassing yourself dawg😭😭‼️‼️
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if you feel comfortable i would die to see that pose in video form hahaha! you killed it
are we synchronised? lmao
thank @dipandpiptit for filming it <3
#i told Dan something like you should make a catboydan with irl. and Phil said it's a good idea#I KNOW BRO. do it#answered#ti m&g#warsaw m&g#europe m&g#i'm rushing to get my stuff from dan idk why. he IS intimidating#i should calm down next time#mine
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bro I just finished turnabout for tomorrow and this trial is gay as hell. i bet people there watching the trial were like yeah the lawyer and the prosecutor are definitely fucking 😭
#can't stand these gays#they were like ooohhhh you want to fuck me so bad to each other the entire time#I'm playing it like woah calm down bro#ace attorney#narumitsu#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#vvildside's ramblings
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Godzilla really lost his wife in KOTM and just decided to make it everyone else's problem
#like bro she's gonna come back#that's literally her thing#calm down#godzilla#gvk#gxk#mothra#mothzilla
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Jace: "With the Omenpaths, the tyrants of the multiverse will conquer entire planes for fun. Look at how much damage Bolas did with one portal, with all of these... the damage is too great."
The Tyrants of the Multiverse: "Holy shit this cowboy hat is cool. I love this plane."
#magic the gathering#something about both Bolas and Phyrexia needing a century of preparation and still failing#but Jace blames himself for the damage they did do#like bro calm down most people would rather stay on their homeplanes and conquer those instead of dealing with the horrors on other ones#I imagine some vampire overlord from Innistrad walks into New Capenna sees all the angels and just goes 'fuck this' and goes back home
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So I'm making DC art now?? Got the Red Hood brainworms & my brain wouldn't stop screaming at me, so this happened?
#like#bro (my brain) pls calm down#im literally reading a crossover fic#i dont even KNOW this man#like duh obv i do but like#only from tumblr posts#sjdhjdjakks#dc comics#jason todd#red hood#gotham#batman
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No because let’s talk about the sexual tension between Merlin and Arthur when Arthur forces Merlin to eat the rat soup… I mean, it’s just rat soup. Arthur had no right to make it gay. But he did. That was so gay. Let’s thank the rat, a sacrifice had to be made for Arthur and Merlin to eye fuck each other.
#but thank you anyway for your service arthur#what would we do without you#there was no need to push merlin’s neck?!?!#hello?! have we seen that?#calm down arthie#both the soup and merlin aren’t going anywhere#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#and then morgana interrupts whatever the fuck was happening like:#bro i’m hungry do you have anything to eat#and stop introducing your servants to the homosexual activities of the court#you’ll deal with your crush once this famine is over
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Everyone need to stop being so judgy about how bitchy Alpha-17 is, he’s just never gotten to experience the love and joy of having an entire strawberry cheesecake with whipped cream to himself. You’d want to blow up thousands of your unborn siblings intending to spare them from the even crueler hands of the enemy compared the brutality of your creators too if you’ve never had an ounce of sugar in your life, lay off my man.
#alpha arc defense squadron#I guess#bro had to do what bro had to do#it was either let thousands of his baby siblings grow up in the hands of those who didn’t know how they work#and hate them and would treat them worse than their own side did#or let them never have existed at all?#you decide I’m not your moral compass#there just embryos everybody calm down#but anyway#sorry to get so heated guys#alpha 17#alpha arcs#republic commando#clone wars 2003#tcw#the clone wars#Star Wars#star wars legends#the clones#arc troopers#my post#sw#not that i condone infanticide or anything like that#when it’s the end of the world worst case scenario like that you have to make hard choices#the one making that decision might as well be someone who sort of cares on a personal level
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there's life outside dumbass shipping discourse but when was the last time you touched grass anyways??? freak
a-anon….. you've sent me so many asks…e-even when I've blocked you….. Are you so obsessed with me because you're…. In love with me….? B-because I….. I'm in love with you too, anon……. Come here, be the proshipper to my anti…. Let's make a neutral baby….… 𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯
#No but fr this is so funny.#You've been sending me asks all day after I've blocked you several times and I'M the one who needs a life outside of shipping discourse?#Please get real and calm down#Go take a nice shower#Eat some food#Damn bro what happened to “curate your own experience” and “anti harassment”#Calling me a freak is honestly so funny because you're the one defending incest like ur life depends on it
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Actually, Jason Todd who is alive to the public again and decides that he's going to have the worst, most unhinged persona (with a limit, just so they don't think too much of it)ever so Bruce thinks it twice before dragging him to anything
He's a total mess of a celebrity, Brucie without the Playboy part and instead, he gets on calling out other rich assholes with sass and passive-aggresive talk, like 'Oh, Mrs. Sanders- Ah, right, Miss White, is it now? Sorry, it's hard to keep up with the fift divorce, i imagine you'll put some of the half you got this time to our charity instead of on more wine?' while also acting as a sweet daddy's little boy who can do no wrong and it's just 'trying to make some friends'
He still has the strong moral compass and the sweetheart part of the act, but he can't put that many himbo moments here and there (everyone knew he had good grades and shit, thanks to Bruce 'did you know my son is the smartest ever?' Wayne) but he does nerd literature moments (that aren't even a lie) to throw people who like to show off but don't know shit
So, a lot of people hate him and he loves it
He only slightly changes the act when interacting with children for the fundation and programs you bet your ass he got Tim and Bruce to make, instead of the call outs, he goes for lighthearted irony and talk like 'Oh, You didn't know? I heard that Deliah, yes Deliah Olson, is now going on a grape-candy solo week? Can you believe it? I thought she couldn't like without chocolate!' and ish like that
And what are the adults going to do about it? Call out the son of the richest man in Gotham? The one who to him seems completely innocent? The one, who you know, he lost once and now seems very protective of? Jumping out a window is a faster way to die
Bruce loves him, but he's starting to only take him to the fundation events so he's on his best behavior
#jason todd#jason is good with children AND YOU CANT MAKE ME THINK OTHERWISE#batfamily#batman au#good dad bruce wayne#bruce wayne#bruce loves him but jay please stop picking fights#fights he's only doing for the sake of not having to he here#he adds a little bit of 'good big bro' when damian and tim are around#like carrying them around#yes both of them#tim would say he hates it#if it didnt save him from small talk#damian says he does but thats a lie#jason carries him over his shoulders and he feels tall and powerfull#jason pulls the 'theyre being mean to me' card at the slightless answer back to him#Bruce knows is an act so he just comforts his boy assuring that 'it wont happen again' mostly to scare off people#if theyre actually assholes hes taking them down later#If Dick's around Jason does it to him#because yeah dick also knows BUT instead of a calm reaction he goes defensive big brother mode and calls back whoever annoyed Jason 10xworse
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I've watched quite a lot of LazyTown episodes so far and I have made a very important observation: Robbie turns into a pathetic wobbly chihuahua when he's near Sportacus.
#like bro calm down what is this behavior#😭😭#lazytown#lazy town#robbie rotten#sportacus#sportarobbie#shitpost#my ramblings
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