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The more you survive, the more likely you are to die from something cool!
#like asteroids!#or a new hero cropping out of nowhere!#or a radioactive spider!#or the scrapped weapons of a billionaire working with the USA for world peace#or from a gamma explosion!#oooh#or your own personal experiment to try copying someone's abilities going wrong#or finding your dad's secret lab as it explodes and caves in under your school
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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a new star
#i been thinkin about the asteroid again#i think about the asteroid a lot more than i think is normal#like just the complete randomness of it and how everything changed in literally the blink of an eye#like the dinoss rules the fucking earth and probably still would if space had just been a little bit different#how long did it take the asteroid to reach us#at what point was the impact inevitable#like these sound like scientific answers but i need you to know these are questions that my soul wants answered in poetry#yes the math is cool but can i talk about what tragedy looks like melted into the earth#how power and pain and mourning but also change and new life and a future were embedded in a layer of iridum that spread around the planet#can we talk about how looking at the layers of the earth is the most physical type of time travel there is#can i please talk about that layer of pain#can i mourn when i see it#or am i just a weird kid crying when i look at rocks#ALSO. was parasaurolophus alive when the asteroid hit? i dont think so#but it's too late#yall get to suffer with me#dinosaurs
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curvy curly
#but i’m also kinda like ur uncle#don’t y’all love how i just use my captions as a way to recommend songs#anyways stream cha cha by sophie hunter#biblically accurate asteroid#got inspired by my ren faire fit#let’s see if this one stays#definitely do not think about grabbing or biting my hips#but if you do you have to tell me#venus sighting#bush sighting
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Murderbot, a construct that was built and used to do extreme violence it's entire existence : I hate talking to people but I will try to resolve this situation peacefully if I can, threats only make people panic and then they take irrational decisions. Extreme violence is sometimes unavoidable but last resort.
ART, a peaceful research transportation : I love talking to people because I can threaten them with extreme violence right off the bat and it makes them do what I want (ads more totally-not-weapons to it's research equipment)
#and neither of them influenced the other to be Like That#they were already Like That when they met#first introduction ART was all DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HACK ME MORTAL#then trying to argue that big lasers that explode asteroids aren't weapons#babbles blabbles#Murderbot
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Finally finished my most ambitious Hatchetfield project yet. Every box in the border represents a different Nightmare Time, as well as Hey Melissa, Trail to Oregon, Workin’ Boys, the BBQ monologues and Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel. The three large boxes at the bottom represent the three main musicals. It’s 18x24” and made with sharpie :]
#this project took over 14 hours#gonna use the tags to point out details im proud of#theres lobsters in the Trail to Oregon picture#the tree of Witch in the Web has a bit of a face and has a white ukulele in its roots#the nighthawk is perched on an axe#and hes in front of weed plants#killer track has CDs vaguely in the shape of a brain#because Miss Holloway’s past wipes peoples minds#otho is in the background of Yellow Jacket obviously#in the foreground theres the one cupcake Lex got Hannah#and underneath it is the letter she wrote to ethan at the end#TGWDLM panel features his tie#the grenades#cup o roasted coffee#and the asteroid#Black Friday has Lex’s bag and Hannah/Ethan’s hat#NPMD has Max’s hand breaking through the floorboards#where he was buried#anyway yeah#hatchetfield fanart#artists on tumblr#webby hatchetfield#hatchetfield#starkid npmd#nerdy prudes must die#lords in black#the lords in black#starkid#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday
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2023 out here beating the “cinema is dead” allegations with pure camp
#movies are FUN again#all of these feel like something i’d come up with while stoned at 3am#and i love it#featuring:#a bear on cocaine#a wes anderson movie about aliens#a teen lesbian fight club#and the truman show but make it barbie#camp will save cinema#cocaine bear#cocaine bear movie#cocaine bear 2023#asteroid city#bottoms movie#bottoms 2023#barbie#barbie movie#barbie 2023#movies#movies 2023#2023 movies#films#cinema
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she has had enough of juice’s shenanigans
#is this anything#game 27 especially#juice: infodumping about football#ten: this is so fucking dumb actually#i am going to crash into the next asteroid i see#pls is there anyone who likes 17776 here#=^_^=#17776#what football will look like in the future
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Astro observations🤍🦢
Not a real astrologer just my observations:)TW🔞
I noticed in 10th house Synastry house person could feel like planet person is shallow if you know them irl or it could be difficult to build a deeper connection w them but if it’s a celeb/far distance person you feel like you know them better than most people 💀 esp if it’s in a water sign notice me jungkook 💜
I’ve noticed people with outer planets in the 1st have shocking resemblance to their ancestors
Capricorn placements don’t get enough recognition for how many hidden gifts/ talented they are. I feel like people forget that they’re half goat/fish so their creativity can go overlooked(wow what a surprise). Wherever Capricorn/ Saturn is in you chart is where your hidden talents are, where you tend to feel shunned from/your biggest obstacles in life, where people try to belittle you because they see your potential. But once you realize your potential and work on it consistently you can become oh so powerful.
6th:their work ethic, natural healers, could be accused of being lazy, having haters at work, animals love them but they could’ve have bad experiences with them in the past, having good health/nice body if you’re persistent
3rd: being discouraged by your peers/teachers/family because of your communication skills, could do really well in later school years and also could be popular, feeling like your pov is never taken into thought, they could have been the child that was the most problematic but also the one that holds the family together like glue
12th: they sometimes could feel like a shadow also could see shadows💀 strong intuition without knowing it, people could spread lies behind ur back, another healer placement, you know other peoples fantasies & secrets bc of insights you get via dreams, your “gifts” could come later in life, having lots of hidden talents/info that you learn about yourself as you get older, definition of old souls
Also I’ve noticed Capricorn placements (esp fems) have strong intuition especially in tough situations they’re definitely the ones you go to for advice
My Capricorn stellium coworker said she basically worked all way till her due date with all her kids😳 but her last one almost came WHILE on the clock😭😭 like you need to rest mamas
Prominent Aries with a sprinkle of Neptune energy LOVE BLUSH and if you don’t please try it out you’d look so good😩and don’t be scared to experiment when it comes to makeup RAMS are meant to be BOLD example
Having a crush on someone you have 11th house synastry especially mars or sun is so hard😭😭😭 it’s so hard to get them to see you as other than a friend 😕 not impossible tho😈
Libra moon masc tend to have heavy karma when it comes to women esp family members, could go either way but most of the time they’re the ones getting hurt by the fem
Have y’all noticed some older Scorpio suns still dress like they’re in 2013? Which isn’t surprising since that was around the time millennials (Scorpio Pluto gen) were thriving
Saturn in 4th, I’ve noticed that they’ve had to deal with restrictions at a young age either it be emotional or material especially when it comes to food I now people with this placement that were fatshamed by their family members
Sun in 12/6 could have absent fathers in different ways
6th:he could be incarcerated, a workaholic, could’ve been ill, could be in the army
12th: also could be incarcerated, you probably don’t know who your father is or never met him, he could have passed, could be obsessed with finding him/absolutely no interest at all, could have a dr*ug addiction
Sorry not sorry but Saturn in the 5th natals are so boring😴true definition of squares have some fun once and awhile they’re all work no play
A pair I love to see is Virgo with Aquarius/Capricorn it’s either VERY toxic or they have cutest relationship ever😭
Venus In 10th synastry, they could see each other as the best looking partner that they’ve ever had
I noticed I tend to have 3rd/4th house synastry with my pets, but the ones I have to give away have planets in my outer house
That’s all for now don’t forget to like and follow🩶
#astro observations#follow for more#capricorn#astro#astro notes#astrology transits#asteroid astrology#ask me anything#celebrity astrology#hi#composite#composite chart#synastry#synastry chart#cap#Aries#Taurus#sextrology#likeforlikes#like#but like#health#astrology#vedic astrology
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
#the owl house#toh spoilers#the collector#for the future spoilers#theories that have haunted me since may 2022#and this isnt even TOUCHING on luz snake symbolism and a snake being the one to send the prince home at the end#i dont think luz is going to kill him ofc but. interesting to note.#there are a couple other bits I didn’t include just bc#so many images#was definitely thinking about darius calling hunter little prince but ultimately not really relevant in this case#also the fact that one of the other people he meets on the asteroids is a man who’s obsessed with owning the stars -> other collectors mayb?#if anything I think king would probably match up to the pilot best#used to be more like the collector but he’s had to grow up a lot faster in the last few episodes
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shane in unsolved/ghost files: unnervingly fearless, irreverent, acts like a cartoon villain, called a demon/psychopath/robot, etc.
shane in puppet history: what if we didn't characterize the Chicxulub asteroid as a destructive aggressor bent on ending life on earth but instead as an innocent bystander just as inescapably bound by cosmic forces as we on earth are? how would it feel, going through it's entire existence falling through the infinite void and then to have its last moments to be filled with the vibrant, awe-inspiring beauty of earth hurtling up towards it? would it be joyful? nervous? or would it be just as terrified of its inevitable end as all the doomed little creatures below? 🥺
also shane in puppet history:
#puppet history#shane madej seeing an inanimate object like ''i'm going to portray you with SUCH pathos and inexplicable tenderness''#''AND write a kickass ballad about you too''#and the object in question is literally like. the chicxulub asteroid. or an ear of corn. or an oar.#and it rocks#puppet history spoilers
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just saw asteroid city last night, pls explain the proposed significance of the kiss!!
answering this publicly hope thats ok! cant do a readmore im on mobile *****asteroid city spoilers below beware*****
i dont remember anyones names so this is gonna sound partly unhinged. okay so the edward norton playwright and jason schwartzman actor (not character, in the black and white parts) are lovers right. tbh i thought this was kind of a gag and forgot about it. but later we find out that the playwright died 6 months into the production. i didnt make the connection that THAT’s why the actor-jason has to suddenly leave the stage and freaks out backstage about how he’s not sure he’s Doing it right. hes not talking about acting!! because he himself is literally grieving his lover while he’s playing a character who’s grieving his wife written by his lover so obviously it’s too much!!! actor-jason is trying to find meaning in his death through his writing but there isnt any meaning in death [gerris drinkwater voice] which is what the play is trying to say anyway. he doesnt think he’s performing grief right even in his own life!!! (and tbh it’s the 50s so he wouldnt be able to perform grief publicly anyway!!!!) the play starts with a car accident… anyone would search for some hidden meaning there, some sign…. so when he talks to margot robbie outside it’s not really about finding the CHARACTER’s motivations it’s about the actor himself being able to process the playwright’s death! and adrien brody director was probably also dealing with that too (him and norton seemed to be good buddies) so the whole “sleeping backstage” thing gets a bit sadder maybe? maybe everyone else got this in the theatre and im just stupid lol but crazy making stuff to me!!! the whole story is about sublimated gay grief that cannot be expressed?!?!
the tweet that caught me onto this was here which posits that the playwright’s death was a suicide but i think that’s pretty stupid and unnecessary because the whole thing about the play asteroid city is that death is random and meaningless. im pretty sure that’s what the alien represents— a shocking and absurd event that isnt outright evil or menacing, not something anyone can predict or make sense of, it’s just a thing that happens to you out of nowhere, it doesnt mean anything. he’s a little black figure, he’s death! giving and taking! aagh
#you’re the wife who played my actor :(#posthumus#asteroid city#imagine youre in love with a playwright and he writes a play before he even meets you about how you cant get over his death which hasnt#happened yet. id go insane too#im going to see it again to see how this informs the whole thing because its driving me crazy#rewatching the performances knowing that they're performing people performing. augh.#remember when bryan cranston accidentally appears in frame. rending my garments#also ‘you cant wake up until you fall asleep’ confused me a bit but then i remembered that the margot robbie scene was supposed to be put o#as a dream sequence and it makes sense now. thanks#aliens are the new fairytale monster symbol of death. the ultimate Unknowable#EDIT okay i read the wikipedia summary got some facts wrong adrien brody is sleeping in the theatre during rehearsals so its not because of#the playwright’s death he’s just like that.
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today, i present to yall:
zukka get thrown in a hole and annoy each other in the meantime
based on the first pic of this zukki x iasip post by @empathetic-menace (i swear, next time i'll draw the hug one with suki<3 maybe even in the boiling rock). i love the idea of zuko interacting more with the gaang during his covert stay in the earth kingdom, so naturally…! also: heheh. i liked letting them keep the sneakers, who doesn't love anachronisms.
#my art#zukka#i love the atmosphere here... doing backgrounds IS fun#and i think its getting obvious i like putting zuko in green and short hair..... GUILTY#also: asteroid city sky. i like turquoise!!!!!!!#also: IASIP!!!!!!!! very fucking good idea. i love those assholes#zuko#sokka#zukka fanart#zukka nation#atla#atla fanart
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"The light should be neither warm nor cool, but directly overhead, clear, very bright, and above all...unforgiving."
Asteroid City
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violence as a form of love
the goldfinch, donna tartt / twin size mattress, the front bottoms / genius annotator thejluz / paper girls episode 5 / crush, ethel cain
#do you see it like i see it. do you get it like i do#ethel cain#the front bottoms#paper girls#kajemac#the goldfinch#boreo#the overdue asteroid strikes again#art????#web weaving#overdue poetry#<- i GUESS
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Astrology community is filled with people who have this superiority complex, like "people focus too much on money and future spouse, look how mature I AM, I focus on other, more important things😔", I agree that being obsessed with them is wrong, but it's okay if some observations give a sense of comfort and security to people as long as they realise that their own efforts matter just as much. Also, the unemployment rate is increasing, the rent for a 1 bhk is + 1,000€, groceries have become expensive AS FUCK, what else do you want people to talk about if not money, stupid dipshits. If reading about "indicators of being rich in astrology" makes people happy, then LET THEM BE HAPPY, WHO CARES 😭😭
#astrology#they sound so similar to men who constantly shame women for liking stuff like#you're not a REAL football fan because you don't enjoy it the way I do#i dont think asteroids are accurate but that doesn't mean that I'll shame the astrologers who focus more on asteroids#I assume that I just haven't found the right material on it yet#what's with the unnecessary hate??#astrology community#the funny part is that these people themselves post about wealth indicators 😭#like......weirdos
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