#like a wizard spell

[ganonfan1995]

the healing power of "panasonic blu-ray 99 dooollars."

[precariouswizardry]

[nokikissa]

Couple low quality Darrell gifs I made for funsies :3

[white-weasel]

Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance

So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them

[chickensgod]

Literally learning new knitting techniques is like learning spells

[essektheylyss]

Genuinely, I just cannot comprehend anyone saying that Laerryn vs Essek in a duel would be an even fight.

Laerryn is a con wizard with the Tough feat, mechanically, just to START. She will kill a sitting politician at a moment's notice without worry. She's maybe the most overfunded wizard in history. Essek is a dex wizard who almost got taken out by a pair of magic sleep handcuffs. He defaults to utility caster. And, while both of them will become unhinged if the person they love is threatened in anyway, Laerryn will straight up take down the world in the process and Essek is just as likely to physically drag Caleb out of the fight instead of retaliating.

I'm sorry, but there is literally no contest here. Essek would be a very pretty stain on the ground in seconds. God forbid women do anything.

[plagalkey]

lace your heart with mine (BG3 AU)

[shrugsinchinese]

Older Wulfstrid is a yaoi couple in a yuri kind of way

[thevalleyisjolly]

I like to imagine that every so often, Caleb and Essek go on vacation which entirely consists of two weeks of Essek trying to brute force teleport them into Aeor so that Caleb can have another go at that necromantic gem in the pillar.

[bonegloss]

✨🌀🪄🔮

[bittersweet-mojo]

I am not a prey animal.

[enbysiriusblack]

lily would win a magic fight. james would win a muggle fight. sirius would win a verbal fight. remus would win a speed knitting fight. peter wouldn't win a fight, but would win a war

[chumbyy]

✨WIZARD FURRET✨

[tsukis-marauders-microfics]

Potions Dungeon

Nov. 26th - 446 words - @wolfstarmicrofic

TW: child abuse

Remus hated Sirius

Well, not really. He was actually deeply head over heels for Sirius, but that is why he hated him. Why did one person get to completely tear him apart with just a single glace?

The potion dungeons were freezing, a nasty side effect of the cold winter weather. Remus was well prepared and had a big coat on, but others not so much. Many students were shivering or huddling around a fire they’d lit below their children, or pretending to faint to leave Slughorn’s classroom, but he seemed as determined as ever to keep his class going.

Predictably, Sirius was one of those unprepared.

He had been in a rush this morning, frantically running around trying to find a pair of socks, and he was now desperately paying for it.

He and Remus were sharing a cauldron, and Sirius had his arms around him and was shaking an absurd amount. His body was curled in on itself, his hair proving as a drape and covering his face. He was muttering under his breath, and Remus knew that his shaking wasn’t all due to the cold.

“Pads?” Remus asked softly, causing Sirius to jump and almost fall over. Even Sirius, with his nose and ears red and his eyebags seeming deeper than they had been in a while, still looked absolutely stunning. Pull it together Lupin, time to put your bloody feelings aside and help him. Remus thought desperately, before starting to take off his coat, but Sirius’s eyes just widened.

“No no no, keep it on, you’ll be freezing.” Sirius wringed his hands in his lap. Remus raised an eyebrow to Sirius. “Really. I don’t want you to be cold.” Sirius said again.

Remus looked at him for a second.

“Why are you shaking so badly?”

“Nothing.” Sirius responded a little too quickly. “Just the cold.” He added. Remus stayed silent for a few more moments before Sirius sighed. “Walburga used to lower the temperature in our rooms when we didn’t behave. It would go until we either ‘learned our lesson’ or we could no longer feel our body. Usually the latter.” Sirius winced, but then attempted a smile.

“I’m okay MoonMoon, I promise.” Remus looked at Sirius for a few more moments before he stood up and moved his chair closer to Sirius’s. Once he’d done that, he took one of his arms, and wrapped it around Sirius, sharing the coat with him. Sirius immediately leaned into the embrace, practically crawling onto Remus’s lap, wrapping his arms around Remus’s waist to keep him in place, and putting his face a few centimeters from Remus’s neck.

“Thank you.” He murmured.

Remus was fucked.

[radioactive-mouse]

god i do still think it’s so interesting that most wizards (and even gale itself at times) talk about magic as though it’s an exact science, like, fantasy equivalent of being a STEM major, but during the weave scene gale explicitly compares it more to music and art and poetry, like!!

i know he has a thing for the dramatics but this is fascinating!!!