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I wanted to wait until all the Muraganda legendaries were previewed so I could admire them all in one post, and I'm not disappointed in the least!!

I love the glimpses at Muraganda's worldbuilding we get through these paragraphs of flavor text, from the politics of the sapient civilizations to the geography, biology, and even ancient history of Muraganda's land. I can't wait to visit this plane again, hopefully on its own, and dig into all that these legendaries hint at.

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Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

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Casual reminder that we would be nothing without black trans women

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Apparently, Aaron Fullerton's tweet wasn't even satire. Trump supporters actually, literally think like that.

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The squirterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Could we see a return to the dark

I don’t know what that would mean exactly. What are we returning to? An aesthetic?

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they need to invent a month between January and February so I can use it to sit on the floor staring into a corner like the blairwitch

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thinking about this a lot today

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Yearning for someone who doesn't exist

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Everyone look it’s ramroller it’s my friend ramroller one of the most memorable cards I had in my youth ramroller my best friend ramroller

Ramroller

As unstoppable as it is unsteerable.

Artist: Craig J Spearing TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

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went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”

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Chinese people really are learning all about america

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does this on your dash

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I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.

There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.

Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?