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Also I've said this before but advertising is an industry that should be considered as pointless and harmful as fossil fuels.

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I have. Driven stick for first time. Was scary, starting from a full stop scary and hard. But I will learn and persevere

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I Saw The Money Grow

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woke up, mxster freethem... woke up and... smell the pronouns

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They should invent a removing facial hair that isn't sysiphean

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A comic about a dream I had about a snake

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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

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the day tumblr goes down i’m out. like i’m free for real

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Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

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it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog

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god cis people really dont even know about transgender euphoria. like they can only fathom transitioning as something you do to save your life. its so so bleak

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Sometimes the cruelty is just a happy accident of the rent-seeking behavior

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today's fascinating youtube pull is "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MATTRESS?"

which is a somewhat unhinged video about the complete disconnect from reality that mattress company email campaigns have with the reality of owning a mattress

but then

then

i just looked at this guy's channel and it's like 95% sports based content???

?????

but then my next recc'd video from secret base is

which tells me that the pretty good series is just going to be an experience not unlike 17776???

going down a rabbit hole tonight ig??????