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Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…
Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?
#There’s something so homperotic about getting stabbed by the man youve obsessed on for years with your own weapon as you beg him to stop#You know what they say#Gay people can never have a normal divorce#anyways masochist Poseidon ftw!!!#epic the musical#the vengeance saga#epic the vengeance saga#epic odysseus#odysseus of ithaca#Poseidon#epic poseidon#Zeus#Epic Zeus#tagamemnon#Odyseidon#Manwhore au#not like technically but I’m tagging it so people who don’t wanna see this shit can filter it out lol
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Amity was... Odd
It always was even before the Fenton Portal, just more subtle, cold spots, newer electronics not working properly, older picking up things that weren't always there, things at the periphery that you can't see when you turn, shadows too dark, lights too dim.
Lake Eerie was named that for a reason. they knew to never swim alone, or at night without lights.
Then the portal happened and those who didn't adapt left. then the invasion and they thought they are going to just go back to new normal and...
The town refused to leave. Not the people the town itself, turned out Amity had a city spirit and she liked it in the Zone so they adapted, 'parkers always adapted if they didn't they left, this side of the veil or the other.
They managed to coax Amity to return and continued living, a little to the left, teeth a little too sharp, eyes a little too intense, hearing a little too good, but they adapted. They found out more ghost culture in the zone, some learned to fight, some decided not to. They weren't bothered by property damage anymore, the buildings would pull themselves back together and they would help.
Amity was always Odd it just wasn't subtle anymore.
#danny phantom#amity park#liminal amity park#Amity park returns to the zone for a few days/weeks at a time every year they build a new portal out of city boundaries for that#dpxdc#optional#feel free to use#i love this#ghosts bond by fighting#amity is it's own ecosystem now#it's normal to see people fighting(with weapons) on the street and then go on a date right after#ghosts are citizens too whether government likes it or not#Paulina WILL stab.#good fenton parents#they WERE scaring the hoes with cultural questions
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Percabeth in a battle:
perfectly synchronized, it’s them against the world, fighting each others battle as well as their own, have a secret unspoken code while batting, back-to-back whirlwind of terror
Solangelo in battle:
Will: carrying a stretcher with injured camper across the battlefield with Kayla
Nico: summoning an army of skeletons to absolutely destroy an enemy
Will: (shouting) You’re gonna burn out!
Nico: (yelling back) No you!
Kayla: these bitches.
#pjo#pjo hoo toa#percabeth#solangelo#will solace#nico di angelo#percabeth are the married couple that have their weapons hidden in their partners armor#Like Percy will blast someone with water and then turn around and Annabeth is behind him and stabs the same guy#No one can get past them#And solangelo is over there annoying the hell out of each other and everyone around them#Separately they’re extremely helpful/deadly#But together they can’t get anything done because they’re both stubborn and care more about making sure the other is safe than themselves
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10/10 best company ever to work in
also getting the icon was a fucking hassle
add contrast → soft invert color (transformation function kinda like 1 - sigmoid) → binarize → gaussian blur
i guess i did learn something from that computer vision class
#if i know anything about modding in this game it's that you can take a shitty weapon and make it one shot steel path eximus#or a shitty warframe#like really. what else can you do with a crewman?#you can't mod him he's not a warframe#and im not gonna stab him with 5 tauforged archon shards he will die on the spot#anyway he can solo elite deep archimedea i trust him#art ramble time#yesterday's crypto was a fluke i really fucked it up today#well. its more like my normal quality tbh#i still don't know how to do coloring in the end#btw that number means absolutely nothing#if you know what it means i just wanna have a 7 digit number okay i don't really like him that much#warframe#warframe corpus#my art#warframe carl the intern
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“One less temptress. One less dagger to sharpen” makes me think she was just constantly on edge and questioning his actions and relationships with other women and feeling like she had something to point to in case she got hurt.
#taylor swift#ttpd#the tortured poets department#I’m reading it as Taylor sharpening a dagger at herself and not another woman#or the dagger is coming from him and stabbing her#like it’s evidence a murder weapon if you will
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Satine: Extremists can ALWAYS be reasoned with and anyone who believes otherwise is an extremist themselves!
Things currently happening to Satine:
Extremist group on Mandalore revealed themselves to be totally lying about having been reasoned with for TWENTY YEARS and Satine had no idea
Extremist group on Mandalore is actively trying to murder her
Extremist group on Mandalore is working with the Separatists in order to force Mandalore out of neutrality in the war
Extremist group on Mandalore infiltrated her own government in multiple areas and she had no idea and they're now about to blow up the ship she's on after murdering multiple of the clones on board
Things Satine is doing about her situation:
Never once attempts to reason with the extremist group on Mandalore
Ignores it until the extremists attack her planet with an organized crime mob and she immediately rolls over and surrenders to them
But sure. Extremists can totally always be reasoned with, that's a good strategy for her to have that definitely doesn't completely blow up in her face.
#star wars#anti satine kryze#anti satine#satine kryze critical#satine critical#god she's so stupid#this is why mandalore needs to have elections for once instead of just letting this same bloodline keep ruling them#or ruling by “who can stab someone with this particular weapon the hardest”#both of them are dumb ways to choose a leader#but then again the mandos seem like disloyal floozies anyway so whoever they elect is going to be terrible no matter what#but at least they'll have CHOSEN the person in charge of them this time
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din djarin, age 10: clone wars refugee child
boba fett, age 11: in federal prison for destroying an entire venator while trying to kill mace windu
#star wars#din djarin#boba fett#redbean talks#meanwhile jango; age 14: the actual mand'alor#very funny to realize that din and boba are almost the same age#when you look at the difference in what they were doing for most of the clone wars#din at age ten was a small frightened child hiding from super battle droids behind a space dumpster(?)#boba at age ten was jangos copilot/getaway driver for jedi-hunting missions (and also an equally small child)#then three years later was a full blown crime boss and involved in human trafficking#i really want to see more of the mundane conversations about raising grogu#like among the mandos there's#din (children of the watch hardcore mando): i must teach my small son to shoot#boba (literally-lifelong bounty hunter raised in child soldier central): do you want recommendations for good starting blasters#bo katan: i asked the armorer to make a custom set of knives too btw#the armorer (already made armor for small son): dont you think he needs a flametrhower for his birthday#and then the Associates#they've got ig11 (trigger happy assassin droid); fennec (experienced bounty hunter who fought cad bane at age early-20s?)#krrsantan (crazy gladiator probably-madclaw); koska (tackled boba as an introduction); axe (stabbed paz over a game of chess)#and then. there is Luke.#imagine everyone pondering over how to modify a disruptor rifle to fit very small arms#(because boba's absolutely going to spoil his small green nephew)#and luke just in the background like 'maybe we should. not? give the preschooler a deadly weapon? this is not safe?'#din: eh he's smart he'll be fine#luke; fearing for his life: it's not him im worried about-
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I know I design him with the intention that he becomes an evasion tank, but there's an irony I find very amusing in making his new magitek armor lighter than his original.
#ffxiv#sketch#concept#zenos yae galvus#adventurer zenos#I'm probably gonna mess with the design more involving his grieves and the belt design#but I'm at least happy with the mask and the marble aesthetic for the upper half of his helm#even if it reminds me heavily of sentai helmets#superhero landing lookin ass#what is not shown is tsu having to heavily bribe nero for the auto-equip tech that he has#aggressively even#...wait that actually does just make him a power ranger#WHOOPS#anyways I also just like the idea of- after a while- him and estinien just keep getting tackled or chased by kids that think theyre cool#and zenos in particular trying hard to shoe them off for a variety of reasons lol#I just get the mental image of him picking up any one of them that approach him- turning them around trying to get them to just walk off#or him “begrudgingly” nudging a ball back and forth acting like hes just trying to move it away from him#I also drew the bottom right with the thought of him not being used to short hair- and he's just stuck having to constantly brush it back#takes the helmet off and it all just fluffs up- and you just hear a sigh through his mask LOL#and then with the cloth- he can turn it into weapons he's used before in case of emergency or utility- like a scythe or the katanas#mostly because as I write adventurer zenos- unless it requires stabbing or slashing he's usually just going to be up front brawling it#look you gotta understand- the final fight lives in my head rent free and I adore the concept of brawler/pugilist zenos
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okay.
so it's either a very fancy very nerdy little anvil paperweight
OR
little tyelpe had a teeny tiny forge-like dollhouse made for him by feanor, who painstakingly designed every tiny detail and made all toy equipment himself because tyelpe, too young to be in forge, insisted that he absolutely needs to be a smith like his father and grandfather and needs to begin learning now.
and who was feanor to refuse his only grandson who wanted to learn his craft when he only started to walk without bumping into everything? feanor would be elated and would spend hours playing with tyelpe in his little forge. it was before the silmarils when feanor had all the time in the world for his beloved grandson.
the anvil was one of many parts of that dollhouse, one of few that made it to beleriand and the only one that made it through to the second age with celebrimbor.
he could never make himself part with it.
#yeah#nothing better than taking a look at an item appearing for like 1 second and making a heartwrenching headcanon#i love stabbing myself with angst#i headcanon that celebrimbor was very young when they left valinor#not a toddler but maybe an equivalent of 7-8 year old#old enough to understand some things but young enough to be absolutely traumatized#based on that one absolutely amazing fanart of curufin and little tyelpe where he apparently had a nightmare#and curufin says 'no one is coming to take you' and tyelpe responds with 'but they took uncle nelyo'#i saw it some 3-4 years ago and i kid you not it randomly appears in my brain just to haunt me#so he is still a child and was allowed to take some of his toys and obviously his little forge had to come with him#not all of it only some parts because there were more important things to pack#and feanor promised him they would make the missing equipment together once they settled down and were relatively safe#and then he died#and then over the years some of the toys were lost and some were broken#and then celebrimbor was no longer a child and when they had to run he packed food and clothes and weapons not his toys#but this little anvil he would snuck into his pack anyway#and against all odds the anvil made it through the first age unscathed#if there was one thing reminding him of better times it was this#somebody fucking sedate me#brainrot has taken control over my every thought literally#celebrimbor#tyelpe#telperinquar#curufin#feanor#rings of power#beleriand#valinor#first age#silmarillion
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I rewatched Madoka Magica, and now I've been ruminating on the similarities between the Incubators and TMA's dread powers. Fundamentally, both are sustained via emotion, granting some individuals inhuman abilities, eventually resulting in manifestations of negative emotion.
Now I'm trying to think of an AU and perhaps how to make that into a fic...
Kyubey doesn't usually go for boys or those below their preteens, but a child who has already suffered so much despair from the death of both parents to the neglect of their caregiver to a supernatural encounter that no one believes them about would certainly sacrifice a lot for even a little bit of hope or protection in the form of a wish, and would certainly fall to despair soon after, considering his lack of support system.
All Martin wants is the love of his mother: he wishes for her to be healthy because it would be awful to just magically change a person's emotions so this is the next best thing. Of course, now she can take care of herself, and is even more resentful of his presence. He doesn't need to be there anymore, so why does he insist upon terrorizing her still? Luckily, he's not home much anymore. He works two minimum wage jobs, and when he's not at work, he's hunting witches. The small bit of hope he feels when cleansing his soul gem is the only thing he has that resembles happiness nowadays, and the seeds seem to take away less of the darkness each time, as his depression begins to dirty his soul as much as his magic expenditure does.
What entity do you think the incubators would be? I feel like it would be the End, considering so much as interacting with one dooms a person; but it could also be the lonely, given how terribly isolating it is to be fighting a battle that no one else could understand except for those who find you an enemy, even though you've technically on the same side; or perhaps Hunt, forcing so many into an endless search for the grief seeds that will prolong their life, but every time you find one, you lose even more of what it would restore in an endless cycle of hunt and kill.
Or perhaps it's too simplifying to try to fit in a single category. That's likely the case.
#puella magi madoka magica#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#alternate universe#my thoughts are yours to know#i'm not all that good at remembering to write fics#especially long ones#so if anybody would like to take a stab at this#please go ahead#i'm not sure how it would merge with tma's plot#the characters probably wouldn't last long enough to get the s1 bc of how young they get picked#i'd love asks about it tho#be they questions or postulations#might try to draw jon in a magical girl outfit#i feel like that would be fun#what weapon do you think he'd have?
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- Don't you miss me?
- More than you know..
She had no idea how much he missed his wife.
#like to the point of stabbing a god with his own weapon#ok that may have been a different factor#but bro was done for#he was set on going home and no god could stop him#some even cheered for him#Hermes#my beloved#epic the vengeance saga#epic the musical#the poor sirens
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once again i'm saying it's so delicious that he both believes what he's saying and clearly has had practice being absolutely chill with jinx stabbing his face repeatedly during a crisis. okay.
#the injection rituals just fascinate me.#he's like whatever you need bestie stab away#i need you....... to finish the weapon.................#arcane lb#yes i am behind#i'll catch up with s2 tomorrow probably
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All right, another question for the group: Any moments come to mind of someone surviving being stabbed by a lightsaber somewhere nonlethal, like the person wielding it missed their mark? (Specifically a stab wound, there’s plenty of evidence of people surviving slashes/decapitations)
Follow-up question, does that particular scene/media where it happens feel like it cheapens the severity of lightsabers in general? Does it feel unsatisfying for somebody to be able to recover from that, or is it a matter of it being frustrating because the aftereffects of the wound and the recovery time don’t feel like there are enough consequences for it to still feel like a serious injury? I.e., someone gets stabbed and is up walking around just a few days later, or the medical care they receive has them up and going again and it feels like it was barely an inconvenience? Basically, if I give it enough impact will you let me get away with it without backing out of the fic 😆
#I don’t even know how to tag this#I feel like tagging it with fandom tags just to get more people to see it muddies up those tags and I don’t want to bother people#You though#You all signed up to see me talk out my thoughts#Basically I’m writing a climactic battle where somebody untrained stabs someone else with a lightsaber#But I need the victim to survive long enough to get medical attention#and live beyond that#But I don’t want to make lightsabers themselves seem less effective as a weapon you know?#Like I don’t want to take away from the gravity of a lightsaber wound because I feel like that breaks some of the rules of the universe#and for it to happen at the climax of a fight/story I need it to be believable#The specific injury is them being stabbed off center of the abdomen but not run through#Definitely enough to do damage and basically take them out of the rest of the fight#But not enough they can’t like. limp forty feet to the getaway ship#hmm new tag for these kinds of posts ->#brainstorming hour
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Twice, death was delivered by the hands of a friend.
#limited life smp#martyn inthelittlewood#inthelittlewood#itlw art#trafficblr#i was harrased by visions so hard that i made this today#started in class at like 9 and finished now at 9. 12 hours of c!Martyn angst painting#anyway im not normal about this role he's taken. it happens again and again huh#im trying to remain as normal as i can in these tags. btw. help#ghast.art#tw stab wound#tw blood#tw injury#tw weapon
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I really want to do a rapier-only LoP run because I just love how elegant and beautiful P is with that sword
#lies of p#that would officially make it run number 13#theres so many run ideas id like to do this summer#maybe ill do a poll and you can help me decide#cuz i also want to do:#mismatched blade/handle run (one slash one stab)#advance only run (including arm)#and also stupidest looking weapon combo run
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I can be normal about Random Crits in TF2.
#team fortress 2#tf2#IhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethem#yeah I'm aware it's a janky 17 year old game#I'm aware Valve is probably never gonna turn em off and that community servers exist BUT#when I randomly crit another player I feel nothing and when I die to one I feel a Zealous rage not seen since the Crusades#Yeah I may be a Spy player. yeah I might have gotten random crit several times in one fucking game when I otherwise would maybe survive#AND how it disproportionately screws over Spy because in order to do his main gimmicks he has to be in melee range#oh yeah and did I mention melees have the ability to have upwards of 60% random crit chance?#Sure when other people insta-kill someone with a melee it's funny but when I. the Spy player. insta kill someone#Rare high moments my pasty white ASS#not to mention how dispraportionately these benefit some classes (demo#look.it's basic math#the lowest crit chance on a ranged weapon is what 6%?#so 1 out of every 20 or so shots will random crit#(don't ask me how this shit works for sustained damage classes like Heavy and Pyro)#most servers are 24 players right?#so if everyone shoots at the same time odds are at least 1 player is going to get a random crit#multiply that by how ever many hundreds of shots are fired over the course of a game and suddenly it isn't so rare#and suddenly those “rare high moments” aren't so rare any more#not to mention how it benefits classes like demo. soldier. and pyro because of their wide area of effect#jank hit reg makes you miss a stab and now the medic's aware of you? BAM random crit from an Ubersaw#trying to bait an engie away from his sentry you just sapped? BAM Random Crit from a wrench#I think there's a good reason you never see a random triple damage bonus in any other FPS game ever
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