#like a pushover

[noecoded]

heartbreaking:the worst people you know just started an emo band

[feyburner]

More de-aged Tim AU

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Page one text:

Bruce: *kkh* Go for Batman. …Mm. …The museum? (…Again? Sigh.) …I’ll be there. *clik*

Alfred: Shall I ready the Batmobile, sir?

Bruce: Please.

Alfred: Very good sir.

Timmy: Okay. Let’s go.

Bruce: No

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Page two text:

Bruce: What are you going to do

Timmy: Stay put

Bruce: What are you NOT going to do

Timmy: Go after you

Bruce: Even if

Timmy: Even if Jason says it’s okay which he might because he’s a pushover

Jason: Hey.

Jason: Alright, pipsqueak. It’s you n me. What do you wanna do?

Timmy: Jump off a really tall building and you catch me right before I go splat

Jason: How bout a movie

[kelpermoosee]

Olimar ends up not changing, they all go out as a group!! 🎃🎃🎃

[hollowskullhead]

Grumpy pookie living up to the grumpy cat stereotype.

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

ponyboy can make this exact face btw 🥺 if u even care

[chimerical-daydreams]

Is the King charmed by anyone?

I'm not entirely sure in what way you meant this ask, but I'll do my best.

In terms of adoration, he would do anything for his new family. They've been with him through every step of his journey, and have never once made him feel unwelcome or like a burden (well, except that one time Loop tried to kill him, but that's beside the point). If the Universe itself came down and tried to take one of his family members away, he would not stop until he had them back, no matter at what cost.

If you mean romantically. Well. Let's just say he has very strong emotional reactions to a few very specific party members.

(I'll probably polish these drawings and put them in a separate post down the line)

[faunandfloraas]

Birth date colour analysis: Felix.

[starrysharks]

wawawawawawawa

[caitlynmeow]

Alcina gets no blood because she's a noblewoman with class and she always wipes her mouth clean afterward but her daughters are messy and they just don't care (and she lets them be)

[trustypaladin]

Intimidation was more of Parker's route...

[doloneia]

every so often i remember the passage where pausanias says that diomedes and euryalus were the guardians of cyanippus (aegialeus' son) before leaving for troy and how diomedes was exiled afterwards and probably never saw cyanippus again and i start wailing

[noecoded]

rlly such a romantic :3

[lizziedarings]

breaking my silence dexter is a bit meek and has insecurities but i actually think hes quite self-assured in who he is and what he believes to be right and i think it makes him all the more interesting as a character. there is a clear conflict in that he is aware he does not live up to the expectations of others and a part of him wants to but not at the expense of his own beliefs and convictions. does he wish he was more like daring sometimes, the perfect, ideal prince? sure. but he’s also someone who agrees with those who wish to disrupt the status quo, and doing what he believes to be right is more important to him than fitting in or being agreeable. so yes hes awkward and lacks confidence but in the things that matters he is actually quite brave about standing up for his own beliefs

[m3tr0n0m333]

Local pushover stands up to someone else's bullies for some reason

[houseswife]

listen I honestly think wilson really enjoyed that little arc where he was cooking every single one of house’s meals. I know he’s house’s main source of food anyway but usually just via ‘stolen’/bought lunch at work. I’m talking about when they lived together in season 2 and his ass made macadamia nut pancakes for breakfast on a WEEKDAY. and pot roast for dinner. so much effort and for what…because house was gobbling that shit up…? yes he complained about it every time but he also had an extra fork on hand when house came home to stuffed peppers. it feeds into his need to be needed complex. the intimate dependency of someone relying on you for sustenance. also why they used food as the metaphor for why house was craving his presence. this is what I mean when I say that wilson deserved a housewife era. house went stir crazy within like 12 seconds of doing all their chores because he requires Stimulation™️ but I’m completely convinced that it would act as enrichment for wilson. if I told him to go make me a sandwich he’d roll his eyes and then passive aggressively make a delicious one. actually that literally happened in son of a coma guy. case closed

[lucky-clover-gazette]

compilation of damen “my wife is a bitch and i like him so much” moments i clipped/highlighted during my first reading. it may seem that damen is professing dislike for laurent in some of these, but i'm certain that in books 2&3 he'd write the insults in glitter gel pen with little hearts in the margins. he enables laurent's evil zoomies (usually to the detriment of everyone else around them) with equal parts affection and horrified fascination. damen knows his dog will bite everyone in a ten foot radius, but still takes him to the park unleashed because the foul beast needs enrichment. he posts pictures of laurent terrorizing the neighborhood on instagram and describes them as #cute in the caption. if anyone tries to suggest otherwise they are blocked on sight.

honorable mention to this quote from book 1 which doesn't quite fit the theme but still made me laugh very hard: