#like I'm genuinely kinda confused at this

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes

Angel: *sliding money across the bar to pay for his drinks* You can call me sugar daddy longlegs

Husk: no

Niffty: Does that make Husk sugar baby shortlegs?

Husk: No

Niffty: Can I be sugar baby shortlegs?

Husk: NO

Angel: *wheeze*

[unhingedangstaddict]

Because the weather is absolute garbage (well below freezing temperatures and snowing) and I'm feeling kinda unmotivated atm here's a small teaser for the next chapter of All Of You, All Of Me (Intertwined) - my bucktommy mpreg fic

The next morning Tommy walked to the coffee shop and arrived early, only to find Evan had also just arrived. “Hey.” He said as he approached Evan.

“Hey, why don’t I grab us drinks while you find us a table?” Evan suggested.

“Sure.” Tommy agreed.

“What do you want? Not that I forgot your usual order but you probably can’t have your usual because the caffeine…” Evan frowned. “Not that I’m trying to police what you eat or drink!” He added quickly.

Tommy had to chuckle a bit at how nervous Evan was. For a moment it could almost be Evan’s regular old nervous excitement and not the new much more complex nervousness that Tommy had instilled in Evan yesterday with just just five words. “You’re fine. Get me a decaf mocha with raspberry syrup-” Tommy could see Evan’s face twisting into one of confusion or perhaps disgust. “It’s what she wants. I’m not exactly a fan but it does taste good.” Tommy explained, gesturing vaguely at his stomach.

“Got it. Coming right up.” Evan nodded and went to order.

Tommy got them a table in a quiet corner of the coffee shop and waited patiently for Evan, who soon came over to the table with their drinks in hand.

“Have you uh, have you had a lot of cravings?” Evan asked as he set Tommy’s drink in front of him, then sat across from Tommy.

“Yeah. This drink is one of two consistent repeat offenders and there’s been lots of one time cravings for different things too.” Tommy nodded. Tommy knew they should be talking about more important things but Evan was nervous and it was probably less nerve-wracking for him if they eased into it, and maybe it’d be easier for Tommy too.

“What’s the other consistent one?” Evan wondered.

“Lucy makes fake gagging noises every time it comes up,” Tommy admitted. “Grilled cheese with peanut butter and tomatoes on it. Usually needs to be on sourdough bread, cinnamon-raisin bread on one particularly notable occasion though.”

“Like all together in the sandwich heated up?” Evan wondered.

Tommy nodded and shrugged. “It's what the kid wants. Can’t wait til she decides she’s sick of them.”

“No kidding.” Evan mumbled and sipped his drink.

“Look, I’m sure you have things you want to say and ask, and so do I. There’s a lot up in the air at the moment and I just want to make something super clear before we get any further.” Tommy told Evan.

“Okay,” Evan sat up straighter and made sure he was showing that he was paying attention.

“I know I told Lucy, to tell Eddie, to tell you this, but I wanted you to hear it from me directly also. If you don’t want to be involved, I don’t expect you to. The last thing I want is for you to feel trapped by this in any way. So, if you’re not interested you can walk away now, no hard feelings. I can’t promise she’ll never get curious or grow up and find you herself, but if you don’t want to be a part of this, I will keep you out of it as much as I can.”

“Tommy I want to be involved-” Evan started.

“And if that is genuinely what you want Evan, then great.” Tommy cut in. “But if you think there is even the smallest chance you’re gonna wake up one day and regret staying, just walk away now. It’s one thing for us to break each other’s hearts, it’d be another to do that to our daughter.”

“I know I just found out but I swear I’m not going anywhere. I- I’ve been a sperm donor before- I told you about Connor and Cameron’s son- and I’m not interested in doing that again, Tommy. I want to be a part of my daughter’s life.” Evan insisted.

Tommy nodded and almost smiled. “Okay.”

(Read the full chapter on ao3)

[valsntxna]

𝑺𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝑯𝒖𝒈𝒔 ⧽ ________

♡ ❄ How Dazai might react to you hugging him randomly

♡ 🪽 Genre : fluff

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His first reaction would probably be a mix of confusion and amusement. He’d freeze for a second, thinking you were up to something... but then he’d just sigh dramatically, like it’s the end of the world.

"Ah, so this is how it feels to be loved... How tragic," he’d mumble, half-joking, half-sarcastic, but lowkey enjoying the attention. He’d play it off with a playful pout and, if you looked, his eyes would be soft—like he's not used to it, but doesn't mind.

If you let go, he'd casually wrap his arm around you like it was nothing, leaning his head on yours with that signature I-know-I'm-perfect smirk.

"You just can't resist my charm, can you? It's okay, I forgive you." And he'd totally expect a kiss or some kinda affection in return.

But honestly? He’s secretly so into it. Like, he's got the genuine soft vibes behind the teasing. He’s just not gonna admit it.

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S/N : This was kinda short lmao but I have school in a few minutes 🙃

[shizukateal]

I understand the buzz over the new chainsaw man chapter because yeah, it is a big moment, development, deliberately meant to be shocking, etc. But if your reaction is like, genuine upset or disgust, or to be more precise the idea that Fujimoto "shouldn't have gone there" or that he crossed some line or whatever... like, you lost me. What about showing jizz onscreen of all things is any more unfiltered than the rest of the story? Wasn't it obvious from day 1 that something like this was going to happen eventually???? When has Fujimoto ever shied away from the fact that sex is kinda gross and visceral? What about this handjob is any worse than the myriad of times Denji and other characters were being groomed????? Btw I'm asexual.

[pardonmydelays]

ok look, i don't normally do that because i just don't ship real people but since everyone is talking about this lately... i just read the forest fic for the first time ever.

[captainrufflebanger]

Silent Residents in Evil Village Hills...

So full disclosure, I wasn't really into horror games before RE8 came out but I had proximity knowledge of Silent Hill for years; now that SH is back in popularity and I'm a thorough horror games fan, I thought I'd start watching the original games to experience them finally.

I've only watched silly complied videos of SH 1-4 and I'm going back to watch full playthrus now but HELLO? THE SHEER AMOUNT OF SIMILARITIES? The amount of times I'm going "I wonder if the re8 devs took inspiration from this"? Which would honestly make sense since SH is a major defining pillar of survival horror games. This is giving me a new lens to appreciate RE8 with now and I almost feel like I should make a list of similarities for my own sanity because there's just so many! (That's not a bad thing, I think it's awesome be they coincidence or not)

Oh yeah they were real queer, Lisa. You should see the 9'6 lesbian following that religion 👀

[zebratimw]

[unpopularly-opinionated]

So uh... they forgot to finish the last episode of Arcane? The fuck? I mean don't get me wrong, it was a 10/10 Act 3 but uh... yeah where's the rest of it? I feel like there's a difference between leaving us to draw our own conclusions and leaving a story unfulfilled.

And especially when this is the last season, intentionally so... it's just an utterly bizarre way to end a series. Even if they bring things back up in a sequel series which hasn't even been confirmed to exist yet, it's still kind of weird.

[gaesnek]

NO ONE TOLD ME RON STAMPLER WAS IN HILDA

I CAN'T TELL YOU WHO HE IS IN THE STORY BC DECENTLY BIG SPOILERS(gowatchhildaitsareallygoodshowandmovieandthenbacktoshowiprommisepleaseitssofuckinggood)BUT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IVE ALWAYS THOUGHT RON LOOKED LIKE

sure it's not THAT similar BUT IT'S (glenn) CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME

[starllit]

gang GANG I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION would it be okay if i selfship with ellen joe?

[hauntedorpheum]

what exactly are people expecting of Jenna Ortega? lol

[achillean-knight]

JUST watched a video about the Afton's and I really love their British accents, but I've seen people dislike it so.... I'm curious. Reblogs or comments welcomed, I really want to know people's thoughts on this!

[tardis--dreams]

Lord grant me the strength to call the doctor's office tomorrow to ask for a bloodtest

[roz-ani]

Wait, so... Riverdale ACTUALLY ended in polyamory? Like, FOR REAL?????

[marescary]

?

We need to lay more blame for "Kids don't know how computers work" at the feet of the people responsible: Google.

Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.

Tech literacy didn't mysteriously vanish, it was fucking murdered for profit.

[thatonegaybrit]

; does anyone else get that weird out of body moment where everything is fuzzy and like feels fake and then suddenly it's " normal " again but you like feel like a completely different person ?? And like you type differently and you even feel weird about your name or identity and it's like eugh okay what am I doing again ?? Who are these people ?? Oh right right .. And this happens loads and it's constantly " swapping " through these different very fleshed out alter egos or whatever idk man .. Very confusing but please tell me I'm not alone. There's like multiple ppl bobbing around up there for everyone .. Right ☹️☹️ ( there being my b r a i n ) /genq