#but jesus was it weird

[pardonmydelays]

ok look, i don't normally do that because i just don't ship real people but since everyone is talking about this lately... i just read the forest fic for the first time ever.

[grantwilson]

we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

[parisoonic]

Godbless you vse ponyatno. You were as naff as the rest of us but I really appreciated the fact you roleplayed Soldier for an hour straight.

Wish I had screenshotted more but I was too busy getting my arse kicked by bots.

[yhwcomeback]

Biblically accurate Golden Ninja

[fennelwasp]

Based on a tweet by RoyInterrupted that killed me dead

[ianthewife]

tabitha scarlet is literally an insane character girlie’s dna is made of mommy issues and old money she is anti-union her diet consists of three (3!) things and those are mac n cheese, pb&j and ice cream and that’s it she is snappy and sour and objectively unpleasant and so fucking tired and lonely her hair is the color of pale greasy butter she once called child labor good old times she didnt survive a homoerotic teenage friendship she is a failwoman and a boss of a literal (but also failing) coal mine who lives in a wet cardboard box (a run-down mansion that is 70% leaks (and probably black mold) and is this close to quite literally falling off a cliff) oh and yeah she is also just straight up fucking haunted—

[rdps01]

how it's been lately

[jesus-holding-your-fave]

Jesus can you hold weird Al Yankovic from weird Al Yankovic please

Today, Jesus is holding:

Weird Al Yankovic

[flowerquib]

Old Friend

Hopping on that "crowley and jesus were rlly good friends" train

Good Omens fr made me draw Jesus willingly

You guys can tell that I have a favorite character I'm assuming (she's consumed everything)

Here's some extra doodles of them where they're roommates in s3

[theythemmer]

r we phuckin w the phaltar

[harbingersecho]

are we the sins we have committed? are we the things we have endured? [...] who are we?

[ref]

[im-smart-i-swear]

coming back home.

@barrenclan

[faceless-crowd]

I saw a Powder X Smeech ship and now you all have to enjoy this

[lavenderprose]

OH alright I've connected the dots. The way that lich dick works is Emmrich just throws on a strap-on. That's the lich dick. I'm actually very into this vision. I think he would keep a little collection of them and let Rook pick depending on their mood that night. Also I firmly believe that even if lich Emmrich doesn't strictly speaking COME anymore given lack of like...nerve endings and blood, they do discover that if Rook, like, jangles their hand around his hip bones and does a couple of funky necromantic hand gestures he DOES see stars. Just a lich and his spouse who he's obsessed with reinventing lesbian sex. They are very horny specifically for each other in the most gothic way possible. Their friends just watch them slowly becoming weirder together and they're like you know what? Good for them.

"Lucanis likes it when I lick his ear," says Neve, one night when they're all wine drunk and having 'ladies' time. 'Ladies' because Taash is there and Rook is...y'know, whatever.

"Oh, yeah, ear stuff," says Taash, like this is something they've always said.

"Emmrich likes it when I put my head--" Rook kneels on the floor and mimes what appears to be a complicated movement involving a hat. The hat being, presumably, Emmrich.

"NO," shrieks everyone else.

"One time I got stuck," says Rook, solemnly.

Bellara, who's frantically scribbling notes, looks up and says, "How did you get, er, unstuck?"

"Well," says Rook, rolling around on the floor like they live there now. The others are consuming wine at a rate that is not only unwise but unpractical, hoping to forget the conversation by the morning. "Turns out, liches still sneeze."

"Ohhh," says Bellara, like this makes perfect sense.

[ihaveatypeanditstrickstergods]

I have, in the past, alluded to the fact that my paternal unit is a pastor and I was raised Very Christian. As a result, I've been involved in a lot of the weird plays they make kids do for Christmas and other occasions (in them as a kid, then directing them as a young adult when I was still involved with the church). I was thinking about some of the bonkers stuff that happened in those plays and realized they'd make a good poll. So...

I would love if people could reblog this for sample size

[shallowseeker]

Sure, Sam’s eyebrows shoot to his hairline once Dean starts losing patience and rifling through Cas’s pockets whenever Cas can’t find something.

But they practically jump off his head and shoot up to the clouds when Dean starts storing his own shit in Cas’s pockets. Receipts, spare change, gloves, pens, knives, other random weapons, pamphlets, folded-up restaurant menus, maps, knickknacks, his own fucking wallet.