#like “ah fuck he's real”

[heraldofsomething]

Assassin's Creed: Odyssey He Waits

[gxlden-angels]

Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn

Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished

And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue

[coridallasmultipass]

Handsome Jack body pillow arrived. Y'know what that means? STRIFE!

♤ I've been waitin' to punch that face all week. ♤

[vargaslovinghours]

That TV-Y7 rating is about to get a swift reassessment with that kind of language

[dukeofthomas]

"He hurts you because he loves you" classic excuse for abuse, not an interesting angle to go at a story with, boring, annoying, makes me hate anyone who says this shit. "He loves you but he still hurt you" beautiful, amazing, empowering. Love is not a pure, good, flawless emotion, actions matter more than intent, and caring for someone doesn't mean you can't or won't hurt them, and in my opinion, it makes hurting them worse.

[uniquezombiedestiny]

headcanons for any random projmoon character NOW!!!! /not forcing

NPD ANGELA SWWWEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP

i think she occasionally likes (liked?) to visit the abnos when it's too late for anyone to be seeing/noticing her. even now she holds lots of thoughts and maybe love, understanding, etc for them.

there was a comic of her falling asleep and roland noticing that she's human enough to do so. truest shit ever i loved it

malkuth stims!! clicks her pen, doodles, and flips notebook pages a lot. i think hods a swayer like me (sways side to side/forward and back a lot of the time, it comes naturally/automatically now lol). and netz too!! oh and hod plays with her hair when stressed/nervous/etc, also like me. feel like yesod would tap his feet and fingers a bunch, more discreet ways of stimming and usually to a melody.

didnt think id have many hcs, since i often dont + theyre not too jarring from canon. well except some but thats not the pm games so <3

[piningpercussionist]

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Im going to be completely frank with you all... and admit that I read these options and wasn't sure how to take this chart,,, so uh. Under the cut is Another Version. I'd apologize but I've given you the option to keep scrolling ¯\_(･･)_/¯

(If you notice characters missing on Kim's side, I probably figured she doesn't know who they are lol)

For the record,,, if they *wanted* me to pull their hair-- *is shot several times before I can continue*

Uhh Matthew is here because I have been converted fully on he/him or enby lesbian Matthew I think. He lives in my brain rent free now, very gender. I'd pull his hair but also I think he mostly just deserves to have it played with nicely.

And Scott's here because 1) I enjoy trans Scott, 2) Kim Pine Brain Rot possibly, 3) idk he's like,, the exception. God damnit, I've fallen for the inexplicable Scott Pilgrim Effect. What the fuck--

I did think about doing this chart like everyone was actually applicable to my tastes, but even if they were I think the ones I didn't put up would have to fall on the caress side bc I just don't feel that way abt them lol.

Again, not to say that's the case for the gals over on that side,,, I just think I would want to be gentle w them shxkdjsdhbd with the exception for Lynette who probably deserves to have her hair pulled, but again I fear she would Hurt Me,,, but maybe in a fun way,,,

Anyway No One Look At Me....

(,, also,,, Ramona is so far over bc I think she would enjoy it,, otherwise she'd be closer to Kim in that section. Same thing w Roxie)

If anyone actually looks at this version, I'm not opposed to doing a version like this for Kim btw! Just ask for it so I feel like I'm not just Dropping This and scurrying away

[musubiki]

I like the idea that Oscar is just really light on his feet so they just assign the role of stealth on him. Lime has been jumpscared too many times when being in the middle of a conversation with Mochi and all of the sudden Oscar is just there and makes a quick joke off of what someone just says spooking them. “Dude I’ve been here for like 8 minutes.” He’s just suddenly there, running gag sort of deal.

Doesn’t Oscar also accidentally find out Mochi is a witch? She’s talking witch things with Lime in the greenhouse witch hut and they hear a sneeze and both say bless you and he’s just there taking notes.

THIS IS A COOL IDEA BUT I THINK POST-TIMESKIP OSCAR WOULD BE TOO OP WITH THIS TRAIT!!!!! since he eventually gets the ty-lee type of abilities where he can fuck you up with the right jab, sneaky oscar would be too powerful...90% of fights would be over before they even begin, all you need to do is distract the villian for 2 seconds for oscar to get behind him

[seventh-district]

sighs and collapses and disintegrates into the wind

[immoralkombat]

i'm going to be so mentally ill about evil ninja mime and fire lord johnny cage now <3

[joyridingmp3]

had a weird first time ever experience tonight. my mum pulled me in for a huge, super tight hug and told me "everything's gonna be okay"

[afniel]

Maaaaaaaaaaaan, come on.

(the post has ended up in the tags btw. I am not changing this and I need you to understand that it is just me talking to myself semi-publicly)

[skitskatdacat63]

Ugh dude whats the point in life if I'll never be as gender as Louis Hofmann ;;;

[averlym]

a word to the wise sometimes the only true rest is looking beyond what you thought was success

so true! adamandi is full of wise advice such as this, including: "and you'll never feel better if you - fucking die- you stupid ass!"

[sparkspropaganda]

I do think wyll would appreciate hearing about baldur's gate from the other companions. It must be bittersweet- to know that the city continues to go on, day after day, because of your sacrifice. That you can only hear about its soirees and busy streets and its stupid fucking bridge because of your pact and subsequent exile.

Idk, do the companions think about that when they tell him their stories? Maybe shadowheart tells him small little details of parts of the city he wouldn't recognize- how much does she remember of the city? Can one of her few memories be a source of comfort for the both of them? Maybe karlach tries to focus on what they'll do when they do get there- we'll get a pint at your favorite bar! We'll go get food, and see a show, and spend some money on something nice to commemorate your coming back. And astarion reminds him that after 200 years the elfsong is still there, just under new management (and infinitely stickier), so it's still going to be recognizable to wyll, the city is still his. Do they think about how his actions as a 17 yr old boy has altered the course of their lives, even if they didn't realize it at the time?

[nerdstreak]

realizing that for pyg au im also pulling the same plot inspo as my senior anim film and consequently still getting retroactively pissed at how much i had to change the og concept for it