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my dad’s got a friend named george who’s really into conspiracies so now my equivalent of ‘that sounds insane’ is ‘oh yeah? you hear that from george?’
#this is funny both for actually crazy conspiracy shit but also just stuff I don’t believe#like ‘moon landing fake’#but also ‘mosquitos can tell blood types’
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also while playing trivial pursuit my sister pronounced leisure [lɛʒɚ] and people were kind of razzing her for not pronouncing it [liʒɚ], and i was like well that's also how i pronounce it so i don't see what the big deal is. it rhymes with measure which is obviously very cool. and her bf was like that's not surprising, you two are the most similar people i've ever met. which was horrendously flattering and also very funny because i don't think we're that similar, but also whenever my sister and i do something the same way i always wonder if it's just because we were exposed to the same influences and forces growing up, or because she got it specifically from me. especially because of our age difference and how much she idolized me as a child, it's quite possible that many of the things we have in common are because she saw me doing them and just thought i was endlessly cool and copied me. which is INSANE to me because i think SHE is so cool, but not for the things that we have in common, for all the other stuff lol.
#sibling feels#my posts#fun with pronunciation#soo silly to razz someone for pronunciation for any reason but especially for a pronunciation as cool as [lɛʒɚ]? come on now#you're just telling on yourself. epic self-own#had a very weird moment where my mother and uncle insisted that we have never used the pies as markers in trivial pursuit#and my sister and i were like. that's the only way we've ever played it??? and i personally haven't ever played trivial pursuit#except with my family. so i have no idea what they were talking about. they were so positive about it but so were my sister and i#they were like no we've always used separate little people-shaped markers. the pies don't even fit on the squares#and i was like trivial pursuit doesn't even come with other markers what are you talking about???????#yeah the pies don't fit on the squares but that's completely irrelevant as an argument because it's never stopped us before???#huge mystery. i asked if they were punking us but it seemed too spontaneous to be so coordinated?#but also my mom and her boyfriend were definitely punking us over this other thing i can't even begin to describe to you#(basically a diorama of trash that once you stared at it for ten minutes appeared to be someone faking the moon landing???)#(and then they kept saying they didn't know who had made it or what it was. but they're the only ones who could have done it)#so it's not that i don't think they would punk us it's just that i don't see what the utility would be for them to punk us#over that particular issue#though it's not like there was any reason for anyone to make a diorama of the faked moon landing and then lie about it#i should stop trying to understand these people lmao
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anyway space travel is one of the coolest things we've ever done as humans and if you don't see the wonder in these images then i don't know if there's any hope for you 🪐
#idk out of all the conspiracy theories i just think the fake moon landing theory is so sad. like sure the gov is lying to us#but you're actively choosing to believe that we as humans did not send people to the moon?? like why make yourself so miserable???#mine#nasa
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Never Before Believed
Cosmological Conspiracies
The Sun is actually a strobe light. But it's on a different time scale than us, so the strobes are very drawn out, which gives us the illusion of night and day. Dusk and Dawn are being faked to keep up the facade.
Venus isn't real. It's just a light projection. No one knows where the light is coming from, but top scientists are Very Afraid of it, and research into the phenomenon is strictly prohibited.
The moon is suspended between two neighboring Realities. When the moon appears to be "waning" it is actually becoming invisible because it's phasing temporarily out of our universe and into our Lunar Partner's Universe instead.
#shitpost#shitposting#satire#aren't you tired of boring#overdone conspiracies like#“the earth is flat” or “the moon landing was fake?” embrace these new conspiracies instead!
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if I see/hear “there’s a theory for—“ in regards to any children’s Disney movie, I immediately disregard everything said after that. Nothing worthwhile is going to be said.
#‘there’s a theory that Riley from inside out is actually adopted—‘ WHY THO#for what reason?!#like you are grasping for straws and sound like conspiracy theorists#god how many of the ‘did you know?’ Disney content makers/followers on the internet are just. actual conspiracy theorists.#what step away from ‘moon landing was faked’ is Disney adult?
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"reality shifting is just lucid dreaming" bet. what if all instances of lucid dreaming are actually reality shifting. we don't know. dont underestimate my ability to counter with crazier shit & if ur person number 10 to provoke a specific crazy phrase i uinronically incorporate whatever it is into my belief system and itll all be Your Fault
#big 'u said the moon landing was fake? so u think the moon is REAL??' type beat#i wish i was more popular. id do mad numbers simply by being fucking insane#guarantee whatever it is ill b able to be crazier#its like that one post thats like 'give me anything and ill b able to use therapy speak to cancel it' thats me#but with uncancelling
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Does tumblr not have a button for reporting for misinformation?
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The 'Moon Landing Was Fake' conspiracy theory I came across on Facebook (India version):
"Their video looked like the CGI they use in their movies"
#thoughts#and i took double hit as an indian and an astronomer#yeyyyy now like american scientists we too are in the moon landing is fake club ~~#this was a non indian person btw#so prolly a form of racist microagression of some sort but i find it funny
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just found out today that one of my coworkers is a genuine flat earther and i have never wanted to quit more 👍
#literally what the FUCK man#she was spewing the most nonsensical shit#‘the moon landing was fake bc they have shadows and there r no shadows on the moon’#i’m going to fucking throttle you#SHE HAS A CHILD I AM SO WORRIED FOR THE KID OH MY GOD?????#then another coworker was like ‘i think all the missing children in hawaii were trafficked by oprah’#i think i’m going to gauge ur eyes out w a spoon :)#i have been so astronomically upset abt it the whole night#what the FUCK is wrong w u#both of these ppl have children i am going to scream#i was screaming at them actually#i just straight up told her that ppl who genuinely believe in a flat earth r fucking stupid#not sorry cause bitch!!!! u r!!!! ur fucking dumb!!!!
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Someone visiting Alaska was absolutely shocked to discover that Alaska was not just off the coast of California, like it is on all the maps. I had to explain this to her... in Alaska.
After she had traveled many, many miles and spent many, many dollars to get there.
I used to be a grader and an occasional substitute prof for an introductory astronomy lab. That means that the majority of the people in this lab are only taking it because it’s a requirement and about half of them think it’s an astrology class.
I was grading midterms and this one girl. She was so nice and I think she was a business major. Fuck. The question on the midterm was to draw a diagram of the solar system and this poor girl. This fucking girl had drawn a Mars-centric solar system. As in every planet and the sun were orbiting Mars. I now actually have a custom Cards Againsy Humanity card I got at a con that says “A Mars-centric solar system”
I had a boy argue with me that there was liquid water on the moon (this was around when they had found liquid water on Mars in ~2015) and he wouldn’t believe me that he likely meant Mars and not the moon. After I marked his answer to the relevant lab question wrong, he took it to the department head who had promptly laughed him out of the office.
And there was another boy who, during a lab in our observatory where we would look at certain things in the sky, asked where the sun was. At 10pm in November. After some questioning it was revealed that he thought the moon and the sun were the same thing.
#not quite the same thing but#i read a really good book on conspiracy theories that arose from a conversation the author had with someone#this person was educated and he was literally trusting this person with his life#and the guy was deeply convinced that the moon landing was faked#and i feel like the above kind of lack of knowledge about the universe creates an opportunity for conspiratorial thinking#if you don't understand then any explanation can be true
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Hi! This may be a bit of a rant but there is something I really wanna share with someone so I hope you don't mind.
I have a friend who I knew 'cause we were in the same club at uni. He's very eloquent and smart, so I really respect him (but mostly from afar 'cause I was shy lol). And then I saw him post about ST season 4, and about Will in particular so I mustered up my courage and messaged him "hey have u seen the parallels between Will and Vecna?". And we started talking about other ST-related stuff. We even ranted a lot about vol 2 after watching that lol. We also talked about books and TV shows and overall, I was glad ST helped me make more friends.
When the free Palestine movement became popular last year, I was not surprised when I saw him post about Gaza or Rafah 'cause well... he's just like a typical queer, chronically online, twitter user lol (both complimentary and derogatory, sometimes I find his humor funny, sometimes I just wanna roll my eyes). We have never talked about this topic and honestly I really don't feel like. I just simply carry on sharing posts and stories about discrimination against Jewish and Israeli people and anti-Hamas stuff.
And then recently I saw him posting overtly anti-Israel things, like "u think this is hot now, wait til you go to hell for supporting Israel". Not gonna lie, I chuckled when I saw that 'cause first of all, I am an atheist so whatever man I don't believe in hell anyway. Second, I don't know what other non-Jewish people who support Israel (as in 'its existence is legitimate and the people there deserve peace', not the government itself) may feel about hell, but as far as I'm concerned, Jewish people don't seem to put that much weight on the concept of hell and heaven, right?. So like "bro you should have choose something else more menacing than that lol"
Now I can scroll through that post but what irks me the most is what he chose to share today.
https://x.com/redstreamnet/status/1841561550378651724
I find it so freaking ironic how after everything that has happened in Iran recently (and how many Iranians have spoken out against the Islamic republic), this is the first Iran-related thing he posted about. Like I'm so close to just forward to him a video of Iranians celebrating the death of Nasrallah or comments/posts of Iranians thanking Israel for it, or overall just people between these two countries wishing each other peace and freedom. I'm not sure if I can call what I'm feeling "anger" 'cause it's not exactly strong as when I see people deny October 7. But there is surely a sense of resignation.
I don't see those pro-pal people as bad or evil. I actually believe that most of them have good intentions, but to me, they are too caught up in their self-righteousness and black-and-white views to acknowledge the grey area of this whole mess.
I saw you own up to your own hypocrisy a few days ago and ngl I admire you for that lol. I only think of humans as "paradoxical by nature" so a person saying conflicting stuff is normal to me. But it's annoying as hell when someone doesn't think they are capable of hypocrisy or double standards.
Anyways, have a great day. Thank you for reading all this. Sorry it's kinda long. Being concise is not my strong suit lol.
hey anon, let’s hug. if you want?
i rly don’t have much to offer bc my brain is currently mush, you probably just wanted to vent and that’s ok. i just didn’t want to leave you on read. 💚
look, i’m using jquinn even though he annoys me atm but i just couldn’t resist, lmao. like yeah, #me.
#beth answers#i hear you and everything#also your friend. ask yourself if you’re happy with him. whatever that means. it sounds like you’re willing to agree to disagree but#he may not?? like some people just can’t compromise on some issues and that’s ok. but tbh the whole geopolitics in the middle east is#complex and has a very long history. it’s not as clear cut as saying israel is a product of western imperalism or white supremacy#nor is every arab country having similar values/democracies. even islamic terror orgs don’t always align#like consider the situation with that woman who was kidnapped by the isis and she was being held in gaza even though isis and hamas aren’t#exactly allies. and people suggest gaza is some sort of criminal outpost in the middle east#which could be true to an extent but it’s important to recognise it’s not fair on the civilians. even if they share hamas’ values bc of#their upbringing. but we gotta be careful bc we can’t steer towards racism of low expectations bc arabs are very capable and intelligent#like it’s obvious to me hamas are seen as noble savages but referred to as freedom fighters. i just think it’s important to be balanced#people can say israel is a safe haven for paedos and sex offenders which is bullshit and based in antisemitism (thanks jeffery epistein)#in every community there are bad people and they shouldn’t be held as the standard. which should be applied to ~bad orgs/states too#it’s just not easy! even geopolitics experts struggle. otherwise we’d have world peace but lmao#hey looks like i managed to say something after all#umm tldr you know your friend but you know yourself too and it’s important to have boundaries#but not to let something get in the way especially if it doesn’t concern either of you personally in the grand scheme of things#if that makes sense. like i’m not gonna ditch a friend if they think the moon landing is fake#unless they make it their whole personality and it gets in the way of our relationship#so you know. go with your gut. look at the big picture but details are important too#which i recognise is a privileged position to have and possibly ignorant#but i have to consider myself and the people i love. then my community and the place i live. then the country#then everything else. even though i want to help with things out of my control but i also feel like i shouldn’t have to feel like this?#like i’m not someone who signed up for this. ppl who have should be able to do so to the best of their abilities. i’m just not that person#ok i’ll shut now lmao mwah#sorry this is late btw
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my prof: so we will be analyzing arguments and pressuive work
my nerd ass already excited:
#I ADORE tearing apart arguments n spotting where people use rhetorical devices and use and how people manage to believe wild bullshit#sorry for being a nerd#Think im going to after something that is abslotuly WILD bc its easier to work with#like flat earthers or faking the moon landing#conspricy shit is SO fun to disprove and work thru#I AM NORMAL#ryders rambles#all that arguing with my parents for basic human rigths is paying off BABEY
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Cheez-Its Rejoice
I just learned from my sister (who is moving to the UK next year) that you can't get Cheez-Its in England! 😮😮😮
I take back every good thing I ever said about that two-bit island that shall not be named! 😤😤😤
* checks Internet *
They just launched Cheez-Its in the UK earlier this month!!!
GOD SAVE THE KING!!!
#They must've heard she was coming.#Cheez-Its#Lol I feel weird tagging Cheez-Its on a site where half of y'all are convinced that “capitalism” faked the Moon landings and shot JFK.#But I happen to like those savory orange squares.
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AAAAAAHGGGGGGHGHGGGGHHHHHHH MY GRANDMA IS WATCHING YOUTUBE SHORTS OUT LOUD AND ITS ALL JUST AI GENERATED NONSENSE
#i speak#like. Top five names you shouldn't be your cat nonsense. Not like#The moon landing was fake nonsense
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Tumblr user disagreeing with astrology but claiming one of their genders is ‘fae’ ?????
#I like seeing what people choose to agree and disagree with in the world lmao#next they’ll me the moon landing is fake but God walked the earth back in 1500#next they’ll tell me*
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Do you think Channing Tatum is a good actor?
I guess it depends on your definition of good? I enjoy him in comedies and think he's got a better sense of comedic timing than a lot of his contemporaries have/had which is why he's probably one of the more successful men of the crop of actors he came up with. I think the role I've liked him best in was probably Hail, Caesar? But honestly, I think that movie's underrated in general.
I'm guessing this ask has been prompted by Fly Me to the Moon which interestingly makes it seem like he's been cast as the straight man to other people's funnier roles. I'm mmm, curious to see how it goes? It's got a bit of an odd cast and the tone's not working for me in the trailer. I'll probably see it though when it comes out since I go to the cinema every week anyway.
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#the costume budget looks like it was four dollars#i can't believe they're trying to tell us these characters are in the sixties#i also don't know if the timing's right right now for a fake moon landing story?#even if it doesn't end up being fake#just given how rampant conspiracy theories are again at the moment#anyway#curious to see greg berlanti directing another romcom#i thought love simon and life as we know it were both pretty cute so maybe this will be too#film asks#welcome to my ama
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