#literally what the FUCK man

[littleoceanbabe]

just found out today that one of my coworkers is a genuine flat earther and i have never wanted to quit more 👍

[blackgirlalmighty]

everything is so motherfucking expensive, I was at the grocery store last night damn near in tears over these prices

[yaoib0y]

god i wish i was a house cat.

[lopsidedghoul]

i LOVE being lied too!!!! this is so fucking amazing!!!

[decay-as-a-life-form]

TUMBLR STOP OPENING AMAZON IN MY BROWSER RANDOMLY CHALLENGE

[sharkkweak]

I would like to extend a big fat fuck you to the cop who was flagging traffic and made me go to the MIDDLE SCHOOL in the fucking rain and sprint to the high school so I wasn’t late

[themosttenderestofbees]

hello white fallout new vegas fan. I want to play a game. in front of you is a native american. they are going to list their grievances with the honest hearts dlc. you have to listen without interrupting to justify the writing decisions made by the creators. fail to do this or mention the quality of joshua graham's character writing and the bomb collar around your neck will detonate, just like in the hit game fallout new vegas. live or die the choice is yours

[holographings]

my troubled perfect princess who deserves 400 years in jail <3

[muse-bs]

nooooo my tomato soup I was gonna make with a sandwich on thursday expired july 26 even though I bought it off the shelf on saturday

[bixels]

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

[allherfaeriesmeetinjuly]

today was an absolute horrible day i don’t know what to say. first off which is the worst of all, i got my period. yayy !! NOOO. i’m going to cry. and … this is just stupid i added like an extra scoop of chilli THAI CHILLI which is worse than korean and chinese chillier combined, to my khao soi gai. and usually i would’ve love it but today was not a rainy day; it was sunny and the winds weren’t blowing. and so my makeup literally started melting? my hair started growing sticky, etc. i reapplied some concealer to fix that and that was the end of it. but then!! this intense wave of stomach pain came over me. and after lunch i went to check and there it was. ughhh. and during our psych formative i literally fell asleep 😨😨 and didn’t at all finish the things i was supposed to. i’ll work on it at home. speaking of, i have to take bio notes the japanese tok question and the psych thing for tmr. shit is crazy. tok was kinda interesting and made me rethink my whole existence though (talking abt size and scale) also my keyboard broke!! i think i have to get it “fixed” (clean it) this weekend. which means actually going outside. ahhhh. i want to eat some oysters. i’ll stop eating spicy food tonight 👍🏻 who am i even kidding.

[egophiliac]

do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

[erandraws]

Are you normal or did Matthew Mercer tell you to your face that Essek Thelyss grew his hair out because he felt like he could finally settle down for a normal life and also because his boyfriend looks hot with long hair so why not him too.

[puppyeared]

horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

[rhupi]

Obito's late ass during the rainy be like

[trauma-bot]

patron saint of never growing old