#i think i’m going to gauge ur eyes out w a spoon :)

[littleoceanbabe]

just found out today that one of my coworkers is a genuine flat earther and i have never wanted to quit more 👍

[mysmeshc]

RFA Reacts to MC Who is Really Oblivious and Innocent

wohoho boi i’m rdy Yoosung - I wouldn’t say Yoosung is so much innocent as he is bashful, so he knows things (wink wonk ;* ) but he gets embarrassed easily. - yOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAVE NO REACTION BC U DONT KNOW WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT. - “Hey sweetie, I’m cold, do you think you could-” - “Get you a sweater? Ofc baby!!!” - Yoosung attempt at cuddles #73 resulted in failure - again - this guy just needs affection - it takes him a while but he learns to be a bit more blunt. - “MC can we cuddle-” BOOM. MC. Right there. Hugs everywhere. Cute kissies. mwa mwa mwa. - You begin to understand Yoosung’s body language for when he wants something. - Looks at you and opens arms? Hugs - Looks at you and pours his lips out a bit? Kissiesss - His grip on ur waist tighten? oh boy it might be naughty time ;)) - But he’s sure to vocalize, and you love how flustered he gets. Zen - oh no - ur too cute and sweet and you pick up on nONE OF HIS FLIRTING. - “Hey MC, If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.” oh ya that’ll charm her for sure- - “You know if you think about it the alphabet is in a random order, but we decided that’s alphabetical. Like, who decided that? The Greeks? Speaking of Greek did you know in Greek Mythology-” mC NO - be patient Zen try again - “Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you ;)” it’s too straightforward she has to get this- - “Ugh do NOT get me started on how corrupt the Justice System is. Instead of learning from our mistakes through education we just PAY to get out of punishments?? It’s rediculous-” NO MC YOURE GOING TO KILL HIM. - Finally he’s blunt with you. - “MC I think you’re very cute and I like you a lot will u plz d8 me.” - “I like you too!! Not gonna lie I really didn’t think you liked me back so I’m glad you finally said something.” - MC ohoHOHO MY GOD - ur first date is at his funeral bc u killed him. Jaehee - Baehee doesn’t even know she’s Gayhee until you show up. - So she’s just as innocent, but not as oblivious. - You’ve been working together for two years at the coffee shops and you two always get told you’re a cute couple - “Oh no, we’re just best friends!” - :* so um - The entire RFA was under the impression you were dating. - One day in the chat Jumin asked you were we’re coming up on your two year anniversary. - “of what? opening the shop? that was a couple months ago jumin u were literally there when we celebrated.” - “No of your relationship.” - ur what - “Well I mean i didn’t know you had anniversaries for friendships but i think it’s cute! what should i get her?” - wHAT MC - YOU GUYS ARENT DATING - “everything i know is a lie” Seven piped in - “Jaehee isn’t gay!” MC YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN SO WRONG - “MC ur stupid jaehee is the gayest out of all of us, and since i’m the one saying that it means something.” - Okay Seven - finally jaehee had had enough - “MC, would you like to go out tonight-” - “Of course!” - “-on a date?” - “… I’d love that.” Jumin - King of Straightforward - that’s can be both good and bad - But even with how straightforward he is, you still miss his cues. - “MC, you look beautiful.” - “I can’t wait to see you.” - “You’re so talented.” - “You’re not like anyone I’ve ever met.” - and everything gets the same response. - “Awe, thank you Jumin! You’re such a great friend!” - *sirens sound* - “Excuse me officer i would like to report a fucking murder.” - Seven no now is not the time - Zen was laughing his ass off - “Yeah jumin you are a good FRIEND to MC” - Jumin is slumped in the corner - Defeated - Given up on love - that is until you and Jaehee are talking over the phone about this mysterious guy you’ve fallen for (hehehehehe) - “He’s wonderful and kind and always says the nicest things to me!… But I don’t think he sees me like that.” - “Why not MC?” - “He doesn’t show any interest in being something other than friends.” - “I’m sorry MC” - “It’s okay, it’s not my fault Jumin doesn’t like me-” - “ MC W H A T !!” - “Shoot, Jaehee, I didn’t mean to say it, I just-” - “I GOTTA GO!” - so jaehee sprints into Jumins office, where jumin all like “>:0 u know there’s this thing called knocking-” - “Assistant Kang this is completely unprofessional-” - “MC likes you too!” - Jumin? more like ZOOMin bc he HOPPED his GOD DAMN DESK AND SPRINTED OUTTA THERE - at ur apartment in .6 seconds flat - Broke the sound barrier - you open the door to see ur big ole crush just standing there, panting, nearly doubled over - “Jumin oh my god what’s wrong-” - “You like me.” - “Of course I do you’re my friend-” - CUT OFF WITH A KISS - he pulled away, hands on your shoulders - “You LIKE me.” - i mean ye maybe - “U-Uh… Ya.” - that’s when you saw the most beautiful sight. - Jumin Han laughing. Like, REALLY laughing. - It was so deep and beautiful and genuine. - Once he finished he looked back down at you, smiling, tears from laughing so hard in his eyes. - “Would you like to go to Dinner?” - “YES!! I-I mean, uh, Yeah, sure, sounds cool.” Seven - EVERYONE EXCEPT YOU TWO KNEW THAT YOU LIKED EACHOTHER - “Seven just ask her out-” - “No! I’m too dangerous.” - “MC go talk to him!” - “No he keeps pushing me away!” - OH MY GOD JUST LOVE EACH OTHER ALREADY!!! - LIKE - SERIOUSLY - WAT R U DOING - U BOTH ARE STUPID - “I wish MC/Seven liked me back…” - The RFA has had it - You get a text from Zen to meet the RFA at your favorite restaurant. - You see Seven once you arrive, but no one else. - You two talk but it grows awkward - bc u two like each other - but ur stoopid - “Seven and MC, correct?” A voice called out from behind you. You both nodded. - “Right this way.” - You wee lead to a table with only… 2 seats - “Hey what about-” - “I regret to inform you that the rest of the RFA will not be joining, but they (jumin) have already paid for your dinner so, please, enjoy.” - o k a y - Seven looks at you, trying to gauge your response, but you just smiled and sat down. - You two talk for 2 billion hours - at least it feels like that - Seven gets a random text from Zen - “Soooo, how are things going ;)” - He ignored it, choosing to give you his attention instead. - “-like you” were the words he managed to pick out before he froze. - “Wait, you like me?” - “What?” - “Because I like you!” - “You like me? - “I mean-” - you grabbed his hand. - “Because I like you too.” - Seven looked down then back up at you. - “Wow, you have a crush on me? that’s so embarrassing…” - Cue you throwing ur spoon at him