#lifestealer

[imnotapacifist]

048 Lifestealer

Lifestealer (DOTA2) A hero that isn't really my playstyle. Someone that I possibly couldn't play as support (not saying it's not possible), but it's traditionally played as a carry. I think the one reason why I don't like playing him is because I suck at armlet toggling. I don't like the concept of that item and have often found myself dying at the silliest of times XD

[zombieslab]

total dramasteal the deadliest reality tv show or something

part 1

[alaritheaurora]

Petition to add Branzy to the Realm. He'd go so hard. He'd go crazy. He'd spend three days straight creating a super machine that maxed out every skill at once and also unlock the nirvana flight (despite it being disabled) and then while he's walking away from it he'd trip and fall into a creeper hole and lose all of his lives consecutively. Plus, it might motivate Clown to log on.

[mcytegg]

LMFAOOOOO I WAS RIGHT ABT ZAM AND PILI MEETING BEING FUNNY. apparently they met the other day and pili is scared of zam bc he Immediately got passive aggressive just the moment he joined the call like "hi pili its So nice to meet u, im a REALLY big fan. its so nice to see you're friends with pangi. like ACTUALLY so nice to see you be friends with pangi :)))))))" while giggling to himself. he also asked pangi in a private call who pili is and why pangi is suddenly so close w him 😭😭😭

[sharffffff]

Pangi: I know that, Pili. Because you can't kill me.

Pili: Are you sure about that?

Pangi: (takes off armor and totem) Go on.

Pili: I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now.

Pangi: Go on.

Pili: Wait. Where's my thing?.. Okay, how would you like to die?

Pangi: (sighs) However you'd like.

Pili: Why are you so quiet? Why are you so quiet?

Pangi: Here, I'll even put my bed here, you can kill me three times now. Go on. Do it.

Pili: You look so naked right now.

Pangi: Kill me! You said you could! You said you would! Do it! You said you would! I'm literally a one shot for you right now, Pili.

Pili: That's a crazy sentence to say.

Pangi: Is it wrong?

Pili: No... You know, maybe the Derapchu effect is real-

Pangi: No, nononono, where did your big talk go, Pili? Where did your big talk go? "I could kill you", "I would kill you", "Yeah, let's kill Pangi!", huh?

Pili: (starts punching Pangi with a fist) See, I'm doing it!

Pangi: Yeah, go for it!

Pili: Why do you have no knockback?

Pangi: I don't know.

Pili: Why do you have no knockback, this is not fun, I can't push you into the water. I can't push you into the water! This is not fun!

Pangi: So when are you going to kill me, Pili? I'm waiting.

Pili: Why are you so... suicidal? You are-

Pangi: No! Nononononono, don't make this about me, don't make this about me! You were just like "Oh, let's kill Pangi, let's kill Pangi!" Nono, this isn't about me. You were just a second ago "Let's kill Pangi, let's do it, let's do it, let's kill him, let's kill him, I would kill him, what if I join the yellow team? What if I kill him?"

Pili: (still punching Pangi with a fist)

Pangi: There you go, you're almost there, you're getting there, you're getting there. Fi- si- five hearts. Come on. You got it. You were like "I'm gonna kill Pangi, I'm gonna kill Pangi."

Pangi: But you can't.

Pili: (stopped hitting him, laughs, continues to hit him)

Pangi: But you can't.

Pili: It would be so funny if I killed you, wouldn't it.

Pangi: It would be really funny. Two hearts.

Pili: (stops hitting him) But you will also get really pissed off at me... (walks off)

Pangi: (chuckles) That's what I thought.

[mikaikaika]

The thing with Pangi is he has always known that trust is fragile. Where he comes from, it is a rare and dangerous thing—made, broken, reforged in fire. It is not meant to last and only exists to serve a purpose for as long as it can.

And yet, with Ros, he believed in something different. He let himself believe in their promise of honesty, in the idea that even in a war-torn world, they could be something solid.

That’s why her disappointment in him over Pili’s death stung deeper than he expected. She knew what Pili had done—how he had haunted Pangi for months, how he had played games with his life and the lives of those around him. For Pangi, killing Pili was an ending long overdue. But when Ros looked at him, she did not see justice—she saw something broken between them.

And then she turned around and did the same thing.

He is not angry at her for siding with her kingdom. He would never ask her to choose him over them, just as he would not choose her over the only way he knows how to survive. But he is conflicted, caught between the weight of his own world and the weight of what she means to him. Because he cares—if he didn’t, he wouldn’t be here, standing in the wreckage of what they built, trying to understand where they go from here.

And maybe that’s the real difference between them. Pangi has never believed in a world where trust survives. But Ros made him want to. And now, he wonders if he was a fool for ever trying.

[sweetie-peaches]

Based on the notes of my other post it is so cool just how branding lifesteal is as a server. It’s something to be afraid of because how it changes you

What other servers had someone find an exploit so so powerful that he could become effectively become a god

What other servers have members so, so powerful that one player potentially has 100+ hearts stored up because he’s that strong.

I’ve always wondered what lifesteal is narratively. And seeing perspectives/reactions of other chatters and cubitos in the realm smp to it makes me wonder so much more.

There must be a mark of lifesteal, something to make it known what they are. If not how their brains are rewired from the bottom up

[silli-illi]

Updates for the people who don’t use Twitter (super long thread so stick with me y’all, rest of the thread in rebloggs):

(Note: Please take all of this lightheartedly this is lore and for content purposes only they don’t actually hate each other please don’t send hate to kab or red!)

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[miximyx]

cant believe i havent drawn these two together until now actually

[coffeegnomee]

i love 4c i love 4c i love 4c i love 4c. He gets it. he gets trust and lifesteal and why.

3:42:00 4c: “I feel like deep down i don't trust anyone completely, but i feel like to an extent i choose to trust people anyway. Because on lifesteal i feel like i have more joy of putting myself in those positions of trust because by the end of it you get to see people’s real characters”

[zombieslab]

they plague my every thought

[long-dog-days]

A fun Zam practice drawing I’m so sorry I made him so cutesy but I like imagining it’s just this little pupfish going through the horrors of lifesteal XD

[mcytegg]

one thing ive sorta noticed and appreciated for awhile is that 4c is probably the only lser ive seen actually Use the they/them part of squiddo, kab, and planet's pronouns. like okay i dont think the other lsers avoid using the they/them pronouns, im not saying its a malicious thing, but what ive noticed is that when people see that someone goes by she/they or he/they, the "he"/"she" is almost always the default. but 4c specifically seems to put in the effort to use both parts of the preferred pronouns and it makes me happy ^-^

[whats-that-lifestealer-doing]

what are mapicc and zam up to? surely nothing bad could happen between those two..

ZAM IS TEACHING MAPIC ABOUT BOUNDARIES!

(mapic has not been listening to a single word zam has said)

[mikaikaika]

Honestly Badboyhalo's aura making lifestealers paranoid with any and all small movement might me by new favorite genre <3

[magnecalliope]

I need to see branzy in the realm… maybe then we’ll finally get clown to log on <\3

I too am not above dangling Branzy in front of Clown's face as bait. The idea of Clown making moon eyes at someone who would inevitably be on Red team, potentially targeting LoSA for taking Clown away from him... Branzy's traps are nothing to sneeze at so unless Clown specifically tells him they're off limits, he could represent an actual threat to them. Also after everything Pili did to get Clown's attention, having him tripping over himself for some pathetic guy would be hilarious to me.