#lifestealer

[beefusturoganoffu]

[imnotapacifist]

048 Lifestealer

Lifestealer (DOTA2) A hero that isn't really my playstyle. Someone that I possibly couldn't play as support (not saying it's not possible), but it's traditionally played as a carry. I think the one reason why I don't like playing him is because I suck at armlet toggling. I don't like the concept of that item and have often found myself dying at the silliest of times XD

[zombieslab]

they plague my every thought

[mcytegg]

LMFAOOOOO I WAS RIGHT ABT ZAM AND PILI MEETING BEING FUNNY. apparently they met the other day and pili is scared of zam bc he Immediately got passive aggressive just the moment he joined the call like "hi pili its So nice to meet u, im a REALLY big fan. its so nice to see you're friends with pangi. like ACTUALLY so nice to see you be friends with pangi :)))))))" while giggling to himself. he also asked pangi in a private call who pili is and why pangi is suddenly so close w him 😭😭😭

[sharffffff]

Pangi: I know that, Pili. Because you can't kill me.

Pili: Are you sure about that?

Pangi: (takes off armor and totem) Go on.

Pili: I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now.

Pangi: Go on.

Pili: Wait. Where's my thing?.. Okay, how would you like to die?

Pangi: (sighs) However you'd like.

Pili: Why are you so quiet? Why are you so quiet?

Pangi: Here, I'll even put my bed here, you can kill me three times now. Go on. Do it.

Pili: You look so naked right now.

Pangi: Kill me! You said you could! You said you would! Do it! You said you would! I'm literally a one shot for you right now, Pili.

Pili: That's a crazy sentence to say.

Pangi: Is it wrong?

Pili: No... You know, maybe the Derapchu effect is real-

Pangi: No, nononono, where did your big talk go, Pili? Where did your big talk go? "I could kill you", "I would kill you", "Yeah, let's kill Pangi!", huh?

Pili: (starts punching Pangi with a fist) See, I'm doing it!

Pangi: Yeah, go for it!

Pili: Why do you have no knockback?

Pangi: I don't know.

Pili: Why do you have no knockback, this is not fun, I can't push you into the water. I can't push you into the water! This is not fun!

Pangi: So when are you going to kill me, Pili? I'm waiting.

Pili: Why are you so... suicidal? You are-

Pangi: No! Nononononono, don't make this about me, don't make this about me! You were just like "Oh, let's kill Pangi, let's kill Pangi!" Nono, this isn't about me. You were just a second ago "Let's kill Pangi, let's do it, let's do it, let's kill him, let's kill him, I would kill him, what if I join the yellow team? What if I kill him?"

Pili: (still punching Pangi with a fist)

Pangi: There you go, you're almost there, you're getting there, you're getting there. Fi- si- five hearts. Come on. You got it. You were like "I'm gonna kill Pangi, I'm gonna kill Pangi."

Pangi: But you can't.

Pili: (stopped hitting him, laughs, continues to hit him)

Pangi: But you can't.

Pili: It would be so funny if I killed you, wouldn't it.

Pangi: It would be really funny. Two hearts.

Pili: (stops hitting him) But you will also get really pissed off at me... (walks off)

Pangi: (chuckles) That's what I thought.

[sweetie-peaches]

Based on the notes of my other post it is so cool just how branding lifesteal is as a server. It’s something to be afraid of because how it changes you

What other servers had someone find an exploit so so powerful that he could become effectively become a god

What other servers have members so, so powerful that one player potentially has 100+ hearts stored up because he’s that strong.

I’ve always wondered what lifesteal is narratively. And seeing perspectives/reactions of other chatters and cubitos in the realm smp to it makes me wonder so much more.

There must be a mark of lifesteal, something to make it known what they are. If not how their brains are rewired from the bottom up

[silli-illi]

Updates for the people who don’t use Twitter (super long thread so stick with me y’all, rest of the thread in rebloggs):

(Note: Please take all of this lightheartedly this is lore and for content purposes only they don’t actually hate each other please don’t send hate to kab or red!)

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[clingyduofan]

domestic times

[coffeegnomee]

All this talk about Pangi doing a little silly thing and we're sleeping on the fact that Clown wants to take over the throne. Like. Yall aint ready for this.

[whats-that-lifestealer-doing]

what are mapicc and zam up to? surely nothing bad could happen between those two..

ZAM IS TEACHING MAPIC ABOUT BOUNDARIES!

(mapic has not been listening to a single word zam has said)

[long-dog-days]

A fun Zam practice drawing I’m so sorry I made him so cutesy but I like imagining it’s just this little pupfish going through the horrors of lifesteal XD

[korozite]

Wedding planning

[lifestealtwt]

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[heartcircus]

pili thinking that pangi was just gonna take the breakup and take a turn for the better (straying away from death/violence) 😭😭

[mcytegg]

pangi is behaving like SUCH a lifestealer its so funny. even hannah was scolding him for burning the other teams resources until pangi said they just left it all in a chest, to which she immediately said "oh then they deserved it" 😭😭😭

[mcyt-gender-showdown]

i love how the actual minecraft youtubers themselves started reblogging and paying attention to the tournament 😭

sigh. i should’ve expected this. were not as big as mcytblrsexyman but if there’s one thing minecraft youtubers will do it’s spread their own propaganda