#squidjump

[azure-bluet]

canon yuri on the lifesteal smp who would've thought

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[zombieslab]

tears in my minecraft yuri eyes

[leafatlaw]

And a happy yuri new year !!!

[miinuteswag]

first official lifesteal yuri wedding !

[deadfishisyeq]

Beautiful beautiful yuri

[mcytegg]

i rly hope the squidjump marriage becomes an actual part of The Lore bc i love minecraft yuri. but also i think itd be rly funny like just imagine squiddo / FOCUS having a proper villain arc where they are screwing over the entire server w the bfb or using exploits or some shit. and jumperwho is the exception bc shes married to squiddo LMFAO.

[uzukali]

my shitty ass screenshots 😊

[lsblrconfessions]

any other squidjump fans who have been shipping them since last season feeling incredibly validated by the recent news

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[dottie-n-stripes]

it's dottie birthday!!!!!!!! idk how she wouldn't find out about the painbrush for over 2 weeks, maybe squidjump 3 came out and she was locked in her room trying to highscore it, oblivious to the world

[heartcircus]

do we think this is a video about the squidjump marriage

[ask-the-sagents]

Ask the Agents Masterpost

This is gonna be the post for pretty much everything about the universe and the characters. It'll be updated on occasion and will remain pinned on my profile - more under the cut:

Edit: I've made a lot of changes so consider this an AU

Edit: (also check out the tags. Usually, I'll add in additional info (: )

Discord Server

Patreon (Early posts + Exclusive art!)

Most recent update on this post: 1/12/25

Character Pages

What is Sanitization?

Start Reading Here!

Askblog Stuff

The idols will now be available for questions, but it will be random and not as often as the others

Magic Anons are allowed!

Posts will be posted as they are completed and will be a mix of answering questions and random comics!

If a main character (3,4,5,8)is unavailable, you can still ask them questions, but they won't answer it til after they get back

If a character is available but spotty, it just means they won't answer filler questions for the time being

World Info

The Idols:

Marie - Age: 30 - she/her - bisexual

Callie - Age: 30 - she/they - pansexual, trans

Acht - Age: 27 - they/them - lesbian, nonbinary

Pearl - Age: 27 - they/she - Lesbian, nonbinary

Marina - Age: 26 - she/her - lesbian

Deep Cut - Coming soon!

General World Info:

In the beginning, it takes place a few months after the events of Octo Expansion. Currently (as of 8/8/24) it has been a little less than a year

Spawn points don't exist outside of Turf Wars/Ranked battles, etc.

Octavio has been captured and currently resides in a high security prison. He is never getting out.

Octavio had used sanitization and hypnosis as a tool for control and punishment during his reign. He never had any intention on liberating his citizens.

There is only one hospital on the surface that handles Sanitization cases atm. This is due to it being rarely seen on the surface during octavios time, so not many people were researching it.

Squidjumping within city limits is illegal unless if it's an emergency

Instead of sewers, there are tunnels connecting the surface and the underground.

NSS:

Their current goal is to find out where all of the sanitization infections are coming from, helping to acclimate octolings to the surface, and helping to establish a working government/system to the citizens below the surface who are too afraid to leave (works alongside other agencies) Sometimes, they help around the community as well.

To their knowledge, there are no more hypnotized octolings.

Although small, NSS is a publicly known and important government organization

Captain Cuttlefish is deceased, NSS is run by Marie and Callie currently, although marie takes on a bigger chunk of the responsibilities.

There's a temporary housing area set up for octolings new to the surface not far from the clinic. They stay there until homes are found for them, which usually takes just a couple of weeks. They work with social services to help them beyond that as well.

Marina and Pearl are agents 6 and 7, however their role is much smaller and mainly help on the side of helping misplaced citizens find homes.

There is a single clinic near octo canyon as of this point that the NSS helped to establish with Inkopolis Memorial (due to a large chunk of sanitizations being found in that area) It's fairly small and typically only has one person working at a time, usually Agent 5 or another doctor from one of the local hospitals.

Inkling/Octoling Stuff:

They take more after the human side

They bleed actual blood instead of ink

They have claws that they can use for defense - ink will fill the tip of the claws.

Everybody has a limiter, which is a chip installed in their arm. Without this, they could use up too much ink when battling and possibly die due to their bodies not being able to keep up with production. When low on ink, their tentacles will become extremely dull and lose almost all color. They'll become extremely weak and lethargic until their hearts finally stop.

They have more flexible bones, but they can still break

They have 3 hearts

Inklings and Octolings gain their squid/octo form around puberty - they are in human form up until then.

Development of a person's squid/octo form can be stunted during puberty if they have health issues

They are able to swim in any water

It expends energy to change from an ink color that's not the natural one so typically they will dye their ink if they want it changed for longer

Ink burns are rare but can happen. It's caused by consistent exposure to enemy ink in a single area or an extremely strong shot. They can be painful, but they will heal and fade over time - they turn blue in color despite the color of the enemy ink.

When a cephalopod feels intense feelings of romantic love for another, their ink color will subconsciously change to match their partner's. They don't technically need to be together for this to happen.

They cannot fall asleep while in squid/octo form; if they do, they will change back automatically.

They have to use special shears to cut their tentacles or else it would be painful and cause possible damage.

Octolings only have some control over their tentacles, and usually, their tentacles can give hints to their mood. Typically, the older they get, the more control they have, but this isn't always the case. The amount of control changes depending on the person.

Inklings and octolings reach full maturity in their 20s-30s. This is where they develop a secondary color at the tip of their tentacles, and octolings will also have their fingers matching their ink color. Typically, octolings reach this earlier than inklings, but everyone is different.

They can get grey/white ink streaks due to age or extreme stress or anxiety

this will be updated as more information becomes available or as things change!

Updated hylian Font chart

Hylian Font chart (old, ignore this one!)

[princezamhrt]

squidjump is really good because they are both so polyamorous with it. this is my wife squiddo and her queerplatonic secret third things kaboodle and ashswag who both have yuri and yaoi harems respectively vs This is my wife jumperwho She has seven other boyfriends ajd theyre all dating each other. Its really good

[luxrayz64]

1 wii u gamepad functionality is so good with splatoon. no one except nintendo knew how to use this fucking thing, they might as well rename it the splatoon console because it's the only game that ever made proper use of it (outside nintendoland. that game would fuck if it had online multiplayer (<- only had siblings part time + very rarely had friends over)). it had the map available at all times, you could tap the screen to super jump (much more intuitive than 2s system - I used to use stick controls and trying to jump to beakons was annoying as fuck with the right stick! it's way easier with motion controls but easier still with the touchscreen) and was also used with inkstrike special to choose which part of the map to strike regardless of where you were. also squidjump and it's amiibo locked siblings were played on the gamepad while waiting for the lobby to fill up. I will always miss her

2. the maps have so much personality! especially the later additions. nevermind the extremely varied map layouts and gimmicks, im talking shit like ancho-v having servers hidden under the platforms, concept art all over the floor and arcade cabinets and desks with laptops you can climb on. the laundry someone left on a fence in flounder that you can ink and climb on for a sniper perch. the trees in flounder and urchin underpass. the crane in saltspray.

3. it's subtle but the inklings all have a purple undertone under all the ink colours, most visible at the bottom of their tentacles when the lighting is right. its really pretty!!

4. echolocator is pretty fun actually, it's pretty useful to have. not surprised haunt and cold blooded didn't reappear in splat 2 (iirc. it has been a little while) considering they dropped it. it's not the most exciting special but it's genuinely really useful

5. getting used to x being the jump button again is fucking with me Bad

[leafatlaw]

Can someone explain to me in minecraft terms what yuri is ? /ref

[miinuteswag]

FUCK MY YURI LIFE

[kirbyoctournament]

Poll Nine, Round One (LOSERS BRACKET)

Koya Knight squidjumps (octojumps?) her way to victory.